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"In for the shits and giggles as they say.
Although personally I could do without the shits.
I’ve only just recovered from Saturday’s kebab.
That’s too much info isn’t it. "
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I'll go for it. But I'm not sure I know my left from my right, my satnav is always saying "no, the other left!". So please interpret my left or right:
If you're a beautiful lady*, then both mean yes.
If you are a lovely couple‡, then both mean yes.
If you are a handsome gentleman?, then both mean yes.
* All ladies are by definition beautiful.
‡ All couples are lovely when they welcome a Polly in between them and treat her like a princess.
? All gentlemen are handsome when they can do things with their tongue to make Princess Polly shiver in ecstacy.
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"I'll go for it. But I'm not sure I know my left from my right, my satnav is always saying "no, the other left!". So please interpret my left or right:
If you're a beautiful lady*, then both mean yes.
If you are a lovely couple‡, then both mean yes.
If you are a handsome gentleman?, then both mean yes.
* All ladies are by definition beautiful.
‡ All couples are lovely when they welcome a Polly in between them and treat her like a princess.
? All gentlemen are handsome when they can do things with their tongue to make Princess Polly shiver in ecstacy.
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