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seaon of good spirit and all that..........but
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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patrick nearly got the hoover attachment rammed up his arse
he has been a sweetie since i have come out. well apart from dropping me when i fainted coz he was smoking.
anyhow 5 days post op and decided to potter about. in the midst of hoovering when he comes in.....shouts whoah what you doing. I was hoovering the skirting rite at the precise moment. he said, janny there is a attachment for that and also one for the sofa if you are up to it..............grrrrrrrrrrrrh.
then to top it all off. he bought me an ironing board yday coz his was too small for me. so there i am, i have unwrapped it. he noticed and commented. i really dont mind paying more for something Jan that I really know your going to get good use out of....do you want me to set it up for you now.......grrrrh once again the hose attachment of hoover was quivering in my hands and a little voice in my head telling me what I should be doing with it.
is it just Patrick or are all men like that.....just so sensitve at times like this lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"patrick nearly got the hoover attachment rammed up his arse
he has been a sweetie since i have come out. well apart from dropping me when i fainted coz he was smoking.
anyhow 5 days post op and decided to potter about. in the midst of hoovering when he comes in.....shouts whoah what you doing. I was hoovering the skirting rite at the precise moment. he said, janny there is a attachment for that and also one for the sofa if you are up to it..............grrrrrrrrrrrrh.
then to top it all off. he bought me an ironing board yday coz his was too small for me. so there i am, i have unwrapped it. he noticed and commented. i really dont mind paying more for something Jan that I really know your going to get good use out of....do you want me to set it up for you now.......grrrrh once again the hose attachment of hoover was quivering in my hands and a little voice in my head telling me what I should be doing with it.
is it just Patrick or are all men like that.....just so sensitve at times like this lol"
Porr bloke what's he done wrong ?
your a little ungrateful 
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Mmmmmm think i would have thought twice before making some of them comments so i would have to say no i dont think i am but then Zoe might have a different view on this lol
Sure she will post a comment later
Steve  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Mmmmmm think i would have thought twice before making some of them comments so i would have to say no i dont think i am but then Zoe might have a different view on this lol
Sure she will post a comment later
Steve "
I know they have a sense of humour so I should be okay |
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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago
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"patrick nearly got the hoover attachment rammed up his arse
he has been a sweetie since i have come out. well apart from dropping me when i fainted coz he was smoking.
anyhow 5 days post op and decided to potter about. in the midst of hoovering when he comes in.....shouts whoah what you doing. I was hoovering the skirting rite at the precise moment. he said, janny there is a attachment for that and also one for the sofa if you are up to it..............grrrrrrrrrrrrh.
then to top it all off. he bought me an ironing board yday coz his was too small for me. so there i am, i have unwrapped it. he noticed and commented. i really dont mind paying more for something Jan that I really know your going to get good use out of....do you want me to set it up for you now.......grrrrh once again the hose attachment of hoover was quivering in my hands and a little voice in my head telling me what I should be doing with it.
is it just Patrick or are all men like that.....just so sensitve at times like this lol"
he sounds like a proper bloke to me get well soon  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Reminds me a little of my ex husband. Having a natural birth which involved stitches after tearing I had three caesarians over four years followed by a sterilisation. My ex cut his thumb on a fish knife and needed four stitches. When he came back he wiggled his thumb at me and said, 'all the fuss you made about having stitches, huh, doesn't hurt at all and I can still work!' Cant believe I stayed married to him for 28 years! |
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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago
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"Reminds me a little of my ex husband. Having a natural birth which involved stitches after tearing I had three caesarians over four years followed by a sterilisation. My ex cut his thumb on a fish knife and needed four stitches. When he came back he wiggled his thumb at me and said, 'all the fuss you made about having stitches, huh, doesn't hurt at all and I can still work!' Cant believe I stayed married to him for 28 years!"
lol he sounds just like my dad
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By (user no longer on site)
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if i was you he would be in casualty right now with afore mentioned nozzle rammed right up his..................
i remember an ex of mine at christmas got me a car vac one year for my birthday i got a set of pots he didnt last long after that!!!
men think before you speak it saves agony later!! xx  |
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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago
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"if i was you he would be in casualty right now with afore mentioned nozzle rammed right up his..................
i remember an ex of mine at christmas got me a car vac one year for my birthday i got a set of pots he didnt last long after that!!!
men think before you speak it saves agony later!! xx "
lol we men love to wind you women up |
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"....i remember an ex of mine at christmas got me a car vac ......."
I watched a woman return the Dyson her husband had given her for Christmas to Fraser's early in the New Year. I figured she was going to get a refund and buy something she really, really wanted (like a divorce) but she only wanted to swap it for a different colour.
Some women get the husbands they deserve. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"....i remember an ex of mine at christmas got me a car vac .......
I watched a woman return the Dyson her husband had given her for Christmas to Fraser's early in the New Year. I figured she was going to get a refund and buy something she really, really wanted (like a divorce) but she only wanted to swap it for a different colour.
Some women get the husbands they deserve."
u married jim?? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You know sweetie there is one solution you could always do what i did. Jay never liked me doing house work when he was here so soon solved that one. He now pays for me to have a cleaner "
Ironically enough that you said that Diamonds but Patrick had himself a cleaner rite up until a few weeks before he asked me to move in with him. Wonder if it was his shirts mounting up in the ironing basket that did it 
wonder what you all make of that  |
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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago
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"You know sweetie there is one solution you could always do what i did. Jay never liked me doing house work when he was here so soon solved that one. He now pays for me to have a cleaner
Ironically enough that you said that Diamonds but Patrick had himself a cleaner rite up until a few weeks before he asked me to move in with him. Wonder if it was his shirts mounting up in the ironing basket that did it
wonder what you all make of that "
well i have a ironing women |
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"You know sweetie there is one solution you could always do what i did. Jay never liked me doing house work when he was here so soon solved that one. He now pays for me to have a cleaner
Ironically enough that you said that Diamonds but Patrick had himself a cleaner rite up until a few weeks before he asked me to move in with him. Wonder if it was his shirts mounting up in the ironing basket that did it
wonder what you all make of that "
If i was you id be asking where the cleaning lady dissappeared too and will the same fate come to you if the shirts are not ironed correctly |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I wish I had a man in my life to have arguments with, like I used to, I miss that, a lot!  "
lol i didnt argue with him....just resisted the urge with the vacume attachment. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"You know sweetie there is one solution you could always do what i did. Jay never liked me doing house work when he was here so soon solved that one. He now pays for me to have a cleaner
Ironically enough that you said that Diamonds but Patrick had himself a cleaner rite up until a few weeks before he asked me to move in with him. Wonder if it was his shirts mounting up in the ironing basket that did it
wonder what you all make of that
If i was you id be asking where the cleaning lady dissappeared too and will the same fate come to you if the shirts are not ironed correctly "
yeah it makes me wonder...you know these scousers....that patio seems to have gotten bigger since i met him. plus he made the fish pond bigger |
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"You know sweetie there is one solution you could always do what i did. Jay never liked me doing house work when he was here so soon solved that one. He now pays for me to have a cleaner
Ironically enough that you said that Diamonds but Patrick had himself a cleaner rite up until a few weeks before he asked me to move in with him. Wonder if it was his shirts mounting up in the ironing basket that did it
wonder what you all make of that
If i was you id be asking where the cleaning lady dissappeared too and will the same fate come to you if the shirts are not ironed correctly
yeah it makes me wonder...you know these scousers....that patio seems to have gotten bigger since i met him. plus he made the fish pond bigger "
Fuck sake i forgot he was a scouser. You dont live on Brookeside close do you?? Cause if you do id be out of there if i was you |
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"....i remember an ex of mine at christmas got me a car vac .......
I watched a woman return the Dyson her husband had given her for Christmas to Fraser's early in the New Year. I figured she was going to get a refund and buy something she really, really wanted (like a divorce) but she only wanted to swap it for a different colour.
Some women get the husbands they deserve.
u married jim??"
I've never seen the point in buying a cow when you can still get milk delivered to your door. |
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"........Wonder if it was his shirts mounting up in the ironing basket that did it
wonder what you all make of that well i have a ironing women "
The world is full of laundry services who'll collect, launder and deliver shirts. Life is too short to iron shirts. |
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"You know sweetie there is one solution you could always do what i did. Jay never liked me doing house work when he was here so soon solved that one. He now pays for me to have a cleaner
Ironically enough that you said that Diamonds but Patrick had himself a cleaner rite up until a few weeks before he asked me to move in with him. Wonder if it was his shirts mounting up in the ironing basket that did it
wonder what you all make of that "
A new ironing board for christmas...and early ....get a grip patrick !!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"You know sweetie there is one solution you could always do what i did. Jay never liked me doing house work when he was here so soon solved that one. He now pays for me to have a cleaner
Ironically enough that you said that Diamonds but Patrick had himself a cleaner rite up until a few weeks before he asked me to move in with him. Wonder if it was his shirts mounting up in the ironing basket that did it
wonder what you all make of that
A new ironing board for christmas...and early ....get a grip patrick !!! "
now dont you start.....anyhow wheres me bloody grapes |
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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago
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"........Wonder if it was his shirts mounting up in the ironing basket that did it
wonder what you all make of that well i have a ironing women
The world is full of laundry services who'll collect, launder and deliver shirts. Life is too short to iron shirts."
women love ironing gives them time to refleck what a easy life they have lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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oh the latest.......
patrick just come in while i was in the midst of ironing.....
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jan how are you getting on....me thinking he is asking with regard to my health. just about to reply that my back was aching and my side was hurting and just about to have a rest. when he said...i mean the ironing board...is it better to use than the last one.......grrrrrrrh wheres me hoover attachment |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"........Wonder if it was his shirts mounting up in the ironing basket that did it
wonder what you all make of that well i have a ironing women
The world is full of laundry services who'll collect, launder and deliver shirts. Life is too short to iron shirts.women love ironing gives them time to refleck what a easy life they have lol "
my ex pissed off with my ironing lady
boy do i miss her !! |
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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago
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"oh the latest.......
patrick just come in while i was in the midst of ironing.....
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jan how are you getting on....me thinking he is asking with regard to my health. just about to reply that my back was aching and my side was hurting and just about to have a rest. when he said...i mean the ironing board...is it better to use than the last one.......grrrrrrrh wheres me hoover attachment"
think patricks in line for the fab man of the year award lol hope your feeling better dont do to much |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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dont know about fab award thinking of selling him on ebay. anyone want a man with toes missing, one bollix and half a thumb....thats him on a normal day and without the hoover attachment. attachment comes free of charge |
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