Father’s Day is very special and an extremely sad day for my girlfriend who was adopted and doesn’t know who her dad is.
Fucking her doggy style while slapping her arse and pulling her hair and saying “who’s your daddy” on Father’s Day probably want wise |
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"what do you call a deer with no eyes?
no eye deer
what do you call a dear with no eyes and no legs?
still not eye deer"
What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no cock.
Still no fucking eye deer |
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By *.R.MMan 21 weeks ago
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A penguin takes his car to the shop and the mechanic says it'll take about an hour for him to check it. While he waits, the penguin goes to an ice cream shop and orders a big sundae to pass the time. The penguin isn't the cleanest eater, and he ends up covered in melted ice cream. When he returns to the shop, the mechanic takes one look at him and says, "Looks like you blew a seal." "No," the penguin insists, "It's just ice cream." |
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What do you call a man rolling around in leaves ???
Russell 
A boy sees his mum in the bath and he says “daddy what’s that between mummy’s legs?”
Dad says “err that’s where she got hit with an axe,”
Boys says “good shot got her right in the minge,” |
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Mickey Mouse is in court and the judge says to him "Mickey I'm sorry but you can't divorce Minnie because she has buck teeth"
To which Mickey replies "I didn't say she has buck teeth, I said she's fucking Goofy" |
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By (user no longer on site) 21 weeks ago
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Two nuns were driving down the road when a vampire jumped in front of the car
Sister Margaret says "Sister Joan get out of the car and show him your cross"
Sister Joan gets out of the car and shouts "get out of the fucking way you cunt!!"
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Two dyslexic skiers on top of the piste, one says I'm going to Zagazig all the way down the other says don't you mean zigzag. They can't agree but a guy pulling a sledge comes past and they ask him, don't know he says I'm a tabogonist. Oh says one of the dyslexic guys, in that case can I have 20 Rothmans please |
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