FabSwingers.com > Forums > The Lounge > What’s in your lounge forum manifesto?
What’s in your lounge forum manifesto?
Jump to: Newest in thread
I’m proposing that every day there should be a thread for Men only and women only, to enable frank and open moaning, sorry discussion about the other sex.
This is of course inclusive so people may go as per how they identify or even how they present at the time.
My next manifesto item is that people who skip people in the poster above threads, without proper reason be deported to the swingers forum.
Vote Fiddles. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"I’m proposing that every day there should be a thread for Men only and women only, to enable frank and open moaning, sorry discussion about the other sex.
This is of course inclusive so people may go as per how they identify or even how they present at the time.
My next manifesto item is that people who skip people in the poster above threads, without proper reason be deported to the swingers forum.
Vote Fiddles. "
Who's Frank?
Who's Open?
What if by the time you've typed a post to the poster above someone beats you to it and it looks like you've skipped someone?
These questions need answered before polling day  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"I’m proposing that every day there should be a thread for Men only and women only, to enable frank and open moaning, sorry discussion about the other sex.
This is of course inclusive so people may go as per how they identify or even how they present at the time.
My next manifesto item is that people who skip people in the poster above threads, without proper reason be deported to the swingers forum.
Vote Fiddles. "
I'll vote Fiddles....if you change the banishment from Swingers Forum, to the virus forum, more of a fitting punishment
Mr |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"I’m proposing that every day there should be a thread for Men only and women only, to enable frank and open moaning, sorry discussion about the other sex.
This is of course inclusive so people may go as per how they identify or even how they present at the time.
My next manifesto item is that people who skip people in the poster above threads, without proper reason be deported to the swingers forum.
Vote Fiddles.
Who's Frank?
Who's Open?
What if by the time you've typed a post to the poster above someone beats you to it and it looks like you've skipped someone?
These questions need answered before polling day "
There will obviously have to be a robust transparent independent investigation. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
My manifesto is a contract and it promises puppies and unicorns and everyone posting on the forum having a night with their teenage celebrity crush (to be crystal clear - the celebrity you had a crush on as a teenager). Vote ReFuck! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"My manifesto is a contract and it promises puppies and unicorns and everyone posting on the forum having a night with their teenage celebrity crush (to be crystal clear - the celebrity you had a crush on as a teenager). Vote ReFuck!"
Ooh now I’m changing my mind.
I think there should be a naked hustings done in the style of naked attraction. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
 |
By *avinaTVTV/TS 21 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"... a night with their teenage celebrity crush (to be crystal clear - the celebrity you had a crush on as a teenager)..."
I'm so glad you qualified that - it could have been unfortunate had you not...   |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
Yes but the women will spy on the men’s threads and vice versa.
If we ask Frank and get all our gripes out there it will be mayhem!!
And when it’s a hot or not etc thread isn’t it funny when guys say another guy is hot when it’s meant for a woman.
Did you consult Ed Milliband on your manefesto?
I wonder what we should call your Ed Stone?  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"... a night with their teenage celebrity crush (to be crystal clear - the celebrity you had a crush on as a teenager)...
I'm so glad you qualified that - it could have been unfortunate had you not... "
It's also in my contract that we expel anyone who's into the other reading of that. And those accused of gambling on election dates and leaving D Day commemorations early. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"My manifesto is a contract and it promises puppies and unicorns and everyone posting on the forum having a night with their teenage celebrity crush (to be crystal clear - the celebrity you had a crush on as a teenager). Vote ReFuck!"
I think I wanked Winona Ryder out of my system a while back. How about Pegasus can you deliver a flying horse, or even a pig? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) 21 weeks ago
|
One thread per person per day
Anyone that states personality is most important then simps over boobs on another thread is banned. Permanently
Anyone that asks for profile advice is clearly not capable of been on such a site and is banned. Permanently.
Any guy using the words tits/titties is banned. Permanently.
Everyone is allowed one free pass a day when they can say what they want without repercussions.
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *avinaTVTV/TS 21 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"Free the Bumpussies!"
You amateur! Causes don't get you elected! If you want to get elected, your slogan should be...
"Free Bumpussies For All"
(It doesn't matter if it's pie-in-the-sky that you'll never, ever deliver on)
 |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *bi HaiveMan 21 weeks ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"One thread per person per day
Anyone that states personality is most important then simps over boobs on another thread is banned. Permanently
Anyone that asks for profile advice is clearly not capable of been on such a site and is banned. Permanently.
Any guy using the words tits/titties is banned. Permanently.
Everyone is allowed one free pass a day when they can say what they want without repercussions.
"
Tits |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) 21 weeks ago
|
"One thread per person per day
Anyone that states personality is most important then simps over boobs on another thread is banned. Permanently
Anyone that asks for profile advice is clearly not capable of been on such a site and is banned. Permanently.
Any guy using the words tits/titties is banned. Permanently.
Everyone is allowed one free pass a day when they can say what they want without repercussions.
Tits"
Well this is quite the dilemma...
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *bi HaiveMan 21 weeks ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"One thread per person per day
Anyone that states personality is most important then simps over boobs on another thread is banned. Permanently
Anyone that asks for profile advice is clearly not capable of been on such a site and is banned. Permanently.
Any guy using the words tits/titties is banned. Permanently.
Everyone is allowed one free pass a day when they can say what they want without repercussions.
Tits
Well this is quite the dilemma...
"
Well you did say "Everyone is allowed one free pass a day when they can say what they want without repercussions"........ |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) 21 weeks ago
|
"One thread per person per day
Anyone that states personality is most important then simps over boobs on another thread is banned. Permanently
Anyone that asks for profile advice is clearly not capable of been on such a site and is banned. Permanently.
Any guy using the words tits/titties is banned. Permanently.
Everyone is allowed one free pass a day when they can say what they want without repercussions.
Tits
Well this is quite the dilemma...
Well you did say "Everyone is allowed one free pass a day when they can say what they want without repercussions"........ "
I don't think I'll test that myself just yet. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
I’m here to offer Fab change.
A chance to stop the endless chaos that has directly harmed the shagging opportunities of every fabber in Britain. And Ireland.
This is the moment for us to tap the button and fab a new set of ideas.
An opportunity to begin the work of making this website sexier.
Easier to get meets.
More fabs for your photos.
Little yellow inboxes for all.
Fab should not be driven by a sense of doomscrolling. It should be filled with hope. Hope for getting your end away, at least once a week.
I don’t have all the answers.
But I hereby promise to ask the right questions.
The questions you all deserve clear answers to.
Why didn’t that couple from Manchester reply?
Why do straight men keep fabbing your dick pics?
When will the one guy you actually fancy on Fab notice your flaps akimbo photo and send you his phone number?
And, once and for all, is it pee?
To secure the fuckfest future we all deserve, I need only one thing from you. I need your vote.
It’s time for change.
 |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *.T.Man 21 weeks ago
Glasgow |
If I'm elected I'll deliver* the follow:
Platinum life membership for everyone who voted for me.
More accurate categories for TV / TS / CD /non binary, gender fluid (with a sliding scale) 
Platinum members to be able to spot the difference between straight and fabstraight profiles.
Mandatory Bumsex Wednesdays for all.
One free cake a week for all members.
A breathalyser app associated with your log in to prevent inebrieated men trying to get lucky ½ hour after last orders.
Discounted day use hotels for platinum members.
A "I needed eyebleach for that picture" button so it can be sent to Fab Hell.
Vote B.T.
*if elected, the pledges will be written down and "delivered" via courier pigeon, therefor meeting my election pledge |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"If I'm elected I'll deliver* the follow:
Platinum life membership for everyone who voted for me.
More accurate categories for TV / TS / CD /non binary, gender fluid (with a sliding scale)
Platinum members to be able to spot the difference between straight and fabstraight profiles.
Mandatory Bumsex Wednesdays for all.
One free cake a week for all members.
A breathalyser app associated with your log in to prevent inebrieated men trying to get lucky ½ hour after last orders.
Discounted day use hotels for platinum members.
A "I needed eyebleach for that picture" button so it can be sent to Fab Hell.
Vote B.T.
*if elected, the pledges will be written down and "delivered" via courier pigeon, therefor meeting my election pledge "
All sounds reasonable. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"I’m proposing that every day there should be a thread for Men only and women only, to enable frank and open moaning, sorry discussion about the other sex.
This is of course inclusive so people may go as per how they identify or even how they present at the time.
My next manifesto item is that people who skip people in the poster above threads, without proper reason be deported to the swingers forum.
Vote Fiddles. "
Fucking hell people on here are already full of shit, without the need to spout nonsense just to get a vote.
The mr |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *avinaTVTV/TS 21 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"I’m proposing that every day there should be a thread for Men only and women only, to enable frank and open moaning, sorry discussion about the other sex.
This is of course inclusive so people may go as per how they identify or even how they present at the time.
My next manifesto item is that people who skip people in the poster above threads, without proper reason be deported to the swingers forum.
Vote Fiddles.
Fucking hell people on here are already full of shit, without the need to spout nonsense just to get a vote.
The mr"
Why are you talking swingers down? Why do you hate Fab? I think we've had quite enough of your metropolitan elite anti-swinger rhetoric here thank you very much.
Oh, Vote Davina |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Vote for me and I'll give everyone who votes a signed picture of my boobicles.....and cake
I don't have a manifesto BTW, just relying on the boobs and cake
Gets my vote.   "
I thank ye, cake and picture incoming, hope you like battenberg |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Vote for me and I'll give everyone who votes a signed picture of my boobicles.....and cake
I don't have a manifesto BTW, just relying on the boobs and cake
I don’t need the cake. "
You'll have the cake |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Vote for me and I'll give everyone who votes a signed picture of my boobicles.....and cake
We have a winner.
Yay! I want to thank God and my Grandma for her genes and wish for world peace "
Never mind ya thanks. Where’s ma signed boobicles? Don’t make me regret voting. Oh………….a politician delivering on a promise……………bollocks. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"I’m proposing that every day there should be a thread for Men only and women only, to enable frank and open moaning, sorry discussion about the other sex.
This is of course inclusive so people may go as per how they identify or even how they present at the time.
My next manifesto item is that people who skip people in the poster above threads, without proper reason be deported to the swingers forum.
Vote Fiddles.
Fucking hell people on here are already full of shit, without the need to spout nonsense just to get a vote.
The mr
Why are you talking swingers down? Why do you hate Fab? I think we've had quite enough of your metropolitan elite anti-swinger rhetoric here thank you very much.
Oh, Vote Davina "
Never slagged swinging off, never slagged fab off.
People mate people.
The mr |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Free the Bumpussies!
You amateur! Causes don't get you elected! If you want to get elected, your slogan should be...
"Free Bumpussies For All"
(It doesn't matter if it's pie-in-the-sky that you'll never, ever deliver on)
"
Think I've got this now .
"All of you tossers on FAB will no longer be tossers if you....
Vote Nicky!" |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Vote for me and I'll give everyone who votes a signed picture of my boobicles.....and cake
We have a winner.
Yay! I want to thank God and my Grandma for her genes and wish for world peace
Never mind ya thanks. Where’s ma signed boobicles? Don’t make me regret voting. Oh………….a politician delivering on a promise……………bollocks. "
It's coming! Have a Swiss roll while you wait! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Can we have a seperate forum for the “why is it so hard to meet” threads please? That way they can all gather in one space and get vital information from each others threads.
Don’t be so sensible. Pfft "
It’s not the worst idea I’ve ever had  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *avinaTVTV/TS 21 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"I’m proposing that every day there should be a thread for Men only and women only, to enable frank and open moaning, sorry discussion about the other sex.
This is of course inclusive so people may go as per how they identify or even how they present at the time.
My next manifesto item is that people who skip people in the poster above threads, without proper reason be deported to the swingers forum.
Vote Fiddles.
Fucking hell people on here are already full of shit, without the need to spout nonsense just to get a vote.
The mr
Why are you talking swingers down? Why do you hate Fab? I think we've had quite enough of your metropolitan elite anti-swinger rhetoric here thank you very much.
Oh, Vote Davina
Never slagged swinging off, never slagged fab off.
People mate people.
The mr "
Don't you come being reasonable here, mister! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"I’m here to offer Fab change.
A chance to stop the endless chaos that has directly harmed the shagging opportunities of every fabber in Britain. And Ireland.
This is the moment for us to tap the button and fab a new set of ideas.
An opportunity to begin the work of making this website sexier.
Easier to get meets.
More fabs for your photos.
Little yellow inboxes for all.
Fab should not be driven by a sense of doomscrolling. It should be filled with hope. Hope for getting your end away, at least once a week.
I don’t have all the answers.
But I hereby promise to ask the right questions.
The questions you all deserve clear answers to.
Why didn’t that couple from Manchester reply?
Why do straight men keep fabbing your dick pics?
When will the one guy you actually fancy on Fab notice your flaps akimbo photo and send you his phone number?
And, once and for all, is it pee?
To secure the fuckfest future we all deserve, I need only one thing from you. I need your vote.
It’s time for change.
"
Yes We can.
Yes We can.
I feel all filled with hope now. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
» Add a new message to this topic
