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Fidds you're the man for me "
He may be the man for you, but you will have to get in the scrum with the other women - be lucky if you get any of the scraps after they have ravaged him. Just be gentle as he may be a little sore. |
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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago
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Fidds you're the man for me
He may be the man for you, but you will have to get in the scrum with the other women - be lucky if you get any of the scraps after they have ravaged him. Just be gentle as he may be a little sore."
I'm first in the queue , he knows this |
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Fidds you're the man for me
He may be the man for you, but you will have to get in the scrum with the other women - be lucky if you get any of the scraps after they have ravaged him. Just be gentle as he may be a little sore.
I'm first in the queue , he knows this "
The queue starts under my desk.  |
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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago
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Fidds you're the man for me
Seeing as this is affirming the thread I will allow this incursion from your nibblicious bottom. "
It's a trap - you know that she will be arriving in her alt persona, Bernard (with a beard) |
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"Do you know all the women of fab fancy me.
And the beauty of my plan, this thread being for men only, the sexy babes who identify as women can’t post and contradict me.
Genius I know.  "
Have you considered the possibility of 'the sexy babes who identify as women' directing their menfolk to post on your thread in order to contradict you???   |
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Fidds you're the man for me
Seeing as this is affirming the thread I will allow this incursion from your nibblicious bottom.
It's a trap - you know that she will be arriving in her alt persona, Bernard (with a beard)"
She’s a saint.  |
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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago
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Fidds you're the man for me
Seeing as this is affirming the thread I will allow this incursion from your nibblicious bottom.
It's a trap - you know that she will be arriving in her alt persona, Bernard (with a beard)"
Don't start on my beard, took me ages to get it like this! |
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Fidds you're the man for me
Seeing as this is affirming the thread I will allow this incursion from your nibblicious bottom.
It's a trap - you know that she will be arriving in her alt persona, Bernard (with a beard)
Don't start on my beard, took me ages to get it like this! "
It’s a nice beard. Looks great |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 29 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"Do you know all the women of fab fancy me.
And the beauty of my plan, this thread being for men only, the sexy babes who identify as women can’t post and contradict me.
Genius I know.
Have you considered the possibility of 'the sexy babes who identify as women' directing their menfolk to post on your thread in order to contradict you??? "
Alas, I have no menfolk! What's a gurl to do?  |
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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago
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"Not a single one of them fancies me
They do. As someone told me earlier today. "They just aren't very forward"
Keep believing big guy  "
Hello my names Boo |
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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago
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"
Fidds you're the man for me
Seeing as this is affirming the thread I will allow this incursion from your nibblicious bottom.
It's a trap - you know that she will be arriving in her alt persona, Bernard (with a beard)
Don't start on my beard, took me ages to get it like this!
It’s a nice beard. Looks great "
You can touch it on Saturday if you like |
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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago
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"
Fidds you're the man for me
Seeing as this is affirming the thread I will allow this incursion from your nibblicious bottom.
It's a trap - you know that she will be arriving in her alt persona, Bernard (with a beard)
Don't start on my beard, took me ages to get it like this!
It’s a nice beard. Looks great "
Matthias: Look. I don't think it ought to be blasphemy, just saying
"Jehovah!"
(Sensation!!!! The women gasp.)
Women: (high voices) He said it again.
(low voices) He said it again.
Official: (to Matthias) You're only making it worse for yourself.
Matthias: Making it worse? How can it be worse? Jehovah, Jehovah, Jehovah.
(Great Sensation!!!!!!)
Official: I'm warning you. If you say "Jehovah" once more ...
(He gasps at his error and claps his hand over his mouth. A stone
hits him on the side of the head. He reacts.)
Right! Who threw that?
Women: (high voices)
It was her.
It was *him*.
(low voices) |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 29 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"My vagina weeps when I talk to you Fids
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Canesten™ Combi (with the pessary) usually helps.
The pessary 
Is there ANYTHING worse?! "
Isn't that a sort of South American wild boar?
Oh, no, sorry, that's a peccari...
Easy mistake. |
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By *aizyWoman 29 weeks ago
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"My vagina weeps when I talk to you Fids
•
Canesten™ Combi (with the pessary) usually helps.
The pessary
Is there ANYTHING worse?!
Isn't that a sort of South American wild boar?
Oh, no, sorry, that's a peccari...
Easy mistake. "
Painful mistake!  |
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"My vagina weeps when I talk to you Fids
•
Canesten™ Combi (with the pessary) usually helps.
The pessary
Is there ANYTHING worse?!
Isn't that a sort of South American wild boar?
Oh, no, sorry, that's a peccari...
Easy mistake. "
“Dr Dr, I’m leaking, can you prescribe me a Peccari?”
“Unfortunately we are all out of Peccaris but I have some oinkment”
Sorry
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 29 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"My vagina weeps when I talk to you Fids
•
Canesten™ Combi (with the pessary) usually helps.
The pessary
Is there ANYTHING worse?!
Isn't that a sort of South American wild boar?
Oh, no, sorry, that's a peccari...
Easy mistake.
“Dr Dr, I’m leaking, can you prescribe me a Peccari?”
“Unfortunately we are all out of Peccaris but I have some oinkment”
Sorry
"
Here, have one of my gerbils, they're milder... |
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"My vagina weeps when I talk to you Fids
•
Canesten™ Combi (with the pessary) usually helps.
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The pessary
Is there ANYTHING worse?!
•
A cold 'Njuda pizza on a warm summer's day, KC²."
I'd take that any day that doesn't involve a Canesten™ pessary |
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"My vagina weeps when I talk to you Fids
•
Canesten™ Combi (with the pessary) usually helps.
·
The pessary
Is there ANYTHING worse?!
•
A cold 'Njuda pizza on a warm summer's day, KC².
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I'd take that any day that doesn't involve a Canesten™ pessary "
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I can offer you some Femfresh™ shower gel to temper the lady garden.
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"My vagina weeps when I talk to you Fids
•
Canesten™ Combi (with the pessary) usually helps.
·
The pessary
Is there ANYTHING worse?!
•
A cold 'Njuda pizza on a warm summer's day, KC².
·
I'd take that any day that doesn't involve a Canesten™ pessary
•
I can offer you some Femfresh™ shower gel to temper the lady garden.
"
I'm a very sensitive sort, Nerø. |
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"My vagina weeps when I talk to you Fids
•
Canesten™ Combi (with the pessary) usually helps.
·
The pessary
Is there ANYTHING worse?!
•
A cold 'Njuda pizza on a warm summer's day, KC².
·
I'd take that any day that doesn't involve a Canesten™ pessary
•
I can offer you some Femfresh™ shower gel to temper the lady garden.
I'm a very sensitive sort, Nerø. "
You are indeed, KC² my  |
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Fidds you're the man for me
Seeing as this is affirming the thread I will allow this incursion from your nibblicious bottom.
It's a trap - you know that she will be arriving in her alt persona, Bernard (with a beard)
Don't start on my beard, took me ages to get it like this!
It’s a nice beard. Looks great
Matthias: Look. I don't think it ought to be blasphemy, just saying
"Jehovah!"
(Sensation!!!! The women gasp.)
Women: (high voices) He said it again.
(low voices) He said it again.
Official: (to Matthias) You're only making it worse for yourself.
Matthias: Making it worse? How can it be worse? Jehovah, Jehovah, Jehovah.
(Great Sensation!!!!!!)
Official: I'm warning you. If you say "Jehovah" once more ...
(He gasps at his error and claps his hand over his mouth. A stone
hits him on the side of the head. He reacts.)
Right! Who threw that?
Women: (high voices)
It was her.
It was *him*.
(low voices)"
Found this spoon sir. |
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