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"I've already been productive this morning so I'm taking a well earned rest lol x" Then you have my envy! Nothing to feel pressured by. Yay! | |||
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"Should be doing housework. Actually doing - eating ice pops" Oooh. Ice pops. What flavour? And now I want one  | |||
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"I've already been productive this morning so I'm taking a well earned rest lol x Then you have my envy! Nothing to feel pressured by. Yay!" OP what should you be doing? | |||
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"Sleeping. Working tonight but can't get back to sleep." The interweb probably isn't helping... | |||
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"Oh I should be working..." Pffft. You work? | |||
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"Should be doing some work "Fab is work, isn't it?  | |||
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"Trying to sleep after busy night.. But need to calm down my self with wank" You should probably do that then. And then sleep! | |||
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"Meant to be working, but came on google for a little research and mysteriously FAB opened up and I find myself in the Lounge being side tracked. Ho hum!" Fab is like the Hotel California... or a weird rabbit hole... | |||
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"I should be working.... but 'yanoo' fab is life and all that..." Fab *is* life! You just desperately needed to see me, didn't you | |||
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"I've already been productive this morning so I'm taking a well earned rest lol x Then you have my envy! Nothing to feel pressured by. Yay! OP what should you be doing?" I should be screwing and banging and taking photos. But oops  | |||
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"I should be doing housework. I'm actually sat watching ncis and listening to my stomach rumble. " Sounds like you should be brunching! | |||
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"Waiting for the laundry to finish so thought I’d have a sneaky peek before I have to…….. Hang the washing out Hang three pictures Put up some new curtains life is SUCH a chore "So currently you could have moved on to the rest of the list... but oops! | |||
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"Literally anything else. Choosing to lay on the bed naked in front of fan "I choose to believe that anything else actually means you should be mud wrestling a Mexican midget. I so hope I'm right. | |||
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"Literally anything else. Choosing to lay on the bed naked in front of fan
I choose to believe that anything else actually means you should be mud wrestling a Mexican midget.
I so hope I'm right."Do you identify as a Mexican midget? If so... I'm in  | |||
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 good to see you back tho, Posh!! | |||
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"Literally anything else. Choosing to lay on the bed naked in front of fan
I choose to believe that anything else actually means you should be mud wrestling a Mexican midget.
I so hope I'm right.
Do you identify as a Mexican midget? If so... I'm in "I really kinda want to. But I don't think any stretch of the imagination could get to that... | |||
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"Working good to see you back tho, Posh!!"Don't work! Flirt instead
And thanks beautiful | |||
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"Gas testing tin boxes, can you tell I'm bored "In my head that means you should be farting into them. I don't know why people think I'm weird... | |||
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"Pointing my sisters house, but decided to sun bathe instead Mr " You have sun? Now I'm really envious! | |||
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"You "Always the smoothie | |||
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"I should be sat in Costa chilling & checking fab "This either means you're doing what upu should be... in which case envious... Or you got lost and are in Starbucks. | |||
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"Marking exams..." Give them all A*s! | |||
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"You
Always the smoothie "You’d have only been disappointed. | |||
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"Marking exams... Give them all A*s!" Good idea! | |||
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"Waiting for the laundry to finish so thought I’d have a sneaky peek before I have to…….. Hang the washing out Hang three pictures Put up some new curtains life is SUCH a chore
So currently you could have moved on to the rest of the list... but oops!"I COULD have but a cup of tea and Fab called out to me | |||
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"Should really be driving but having a extra 30min break " Good. Don't fab and drive!  | |||
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"Should be filling in some boring paperwork, but I’m here admiring the voluptuous titties on show lol "Oooh. Where? | |||
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"I'm sweating...... sexy thought isn't it "Dangnabbit. Need a rub down dear? Or a photographer?
So... have you got that kinda sheen on you? In the torso and happy trail region?
Asking for a friend. Also because I feel like this is the sort of situation that should be fully described.
For science. | |||
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"You
Always the smoothie
You’d have only been disappointed. "Oh darling... I'm often disappointed | |||
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"Marking exams... Give them all A*s! Good idea!" You're welcome. "Problem solving Posh", that's what theu call me! | |||
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"Waiting for the laundry to finish so thought I’d have a sneaky peek before I have to…….. Hang the washing out Hang three pictures Put up some new curtains life is SUCH a chore
So currently you could have moved on to the rest of the list... but oops!
I COULD have but a cup of tea and Fab called out to me "The saucy sirens! | |||
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"I'm on my lunch break." Ooh. Whatcha munching? | |||
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" OP what should you be doing? I should be screwing and banging and taking photos. But oops "You had me at the screwing and banging | |||
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"I'm sweating...... sexy thought isn't it
Dangnabbit. Need a rub down dear? Or a photographer?
So... have you got that kinda sheen on you? In the torso and happy trail region?
Asking for a friend. Also because I feel like this is the sort of situation that should be fully described.
For science."So for "science" My brow is wet. My chest and abs are glistening as is my back. Like I've been misted with a fine hose pipe. Is that sciency enough for you? | |||
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"You
Always the smoothie
You’d have only been disappointed.
Oh darling... I'm often disappointed "Haha you do make me smile. You know my mate fancies you don’t you | |||
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"Working good to see you back tho, Posh!!
Don't work! Flirt instead
And thanks beautiful " best I can do when it comes to flirting in this heat, Poshers! | |||
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"Literally anything else. Choosing to lay on the bed naked in front of fan
I choose to believe that anything else actually means you should be mud wrestling a Mexican midget.
I so hope I'm right."Can we change that image to playing skittles with midgets, rather like the English world cup rugby union players did in 2012 in NZ (are we allowed to say midgets, or should it be dwarfs, or even "persons of small stature"? | |||
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"Working good to see you back tho, Posh!!
Don't work! Flirt instead
And thanks beautiful
best I can do when it comes to flirting in this heat, Poshers! "How’s this. Daisy, NSP, fancy a shag, I’ll provide the wet wipes. | |||
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" OP what should you be doing? I should be screwing and banging and taking photos. But oops
You had me at the screwing and banging "Wanna screw and bang? | |||
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"Should be doing some work
Fab is work, isn't it? "If it is ive been waiting along time for my pay check | |||
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"Working good to see you back tho, Posh!!
Don't work! Flirt instead
And thanks beautiful
best I can do when it comes to flirting in this heat, Poshers!
How’s this.
Daisy, NSP, fancy a shag, I’ll provide the wet wipes. "You are so much better at the flirting than me, Fiddles! I'll bring a fan | |||
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"I'm sweating...... sexy thought isn't it
Dangnabbit. Need a rub down dear? Or a photographer?
So... have you got that kinda sheen on you? In the torso and happy trail region?
Asking for a friend. Also because I feel like this is the sort of situation that should be fully described.
For science.
So for "science"
My brow is wet.
My chest and abs are glistening as is my back. Like I've been misted with a fine hose pipe.
Is that sciency enough for you?"Oh bejeesus. Science thanks you. That was very sciency. You're good at science. And the hose pipe has just reminded me of something else I should be doing! | |||
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"You
Always the smoothie
You’d have only been disappointed.
Oh darling... I'm often disappointed
Haha you do make me smile. You know my mate fancies you don’t you "Your mate is a hussy | |||
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"Working good to see you back tho, Posh!!
Don't work! Flirt instead
And thanks beautiful
best I can do when it comes to flirting in this heat, Poshers! "Works for me | |||
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"Working good to see you back tho, Posh!!
Don't work! Flirt instead
And thanks beautiful
best I can do when it comes to flirting in this heat, Poshers!
How’s this.
Daisy, NSP, fancy a shag, I’ll provide the wet wipes.
You are so much better at the flirting than me, Fiddles! I'll bring a fan "It’s all in the genes, I’d like you two to get into my jeans. | |||
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"Literally anything else. Choosing to lay on the bed naked in front of fan
I choose to believe that anything else actually means you should be mud wrestling a Mexican midget.
I so hope I'm right.
Can we change that image to playing skittles with midgets, rather like the English world cup rugby union players did in 2012 in NZ (are we allowed to say midgets, or should it be dwarfs, or even "persons of small stature"? "I think... but I could be wrong... "midget" is only appropriate when referring to the diminutive Mexican wrestlers. And on porn sites. But ooh. Skittles. Taste the rainbow | |||
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"Working good to see you back tho, Posh!!
Don't work! Flirt instead
And thanks beautiful
best I can do when it comes to flirting in this heat, Poshers!
How’s this.
Daisy, NSP, fancy a shag, I’ll provide the wet wipes. "^^he's good | |||
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"Should be doing some work
Fab is work, isn't it?
If it is ive been waiting along time for my pay check
"Me too. Maybe the HR dept is on strike? | |||
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"My job but after a client cancelled I’m at a loose end for an hour. The weather is far too nice to find something boring to do so I’m sat in the sunshine checking emails until my next meeting! "So. Much can be achieved in an hour  | |||
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"I should be working. I am working but am naked in the garden getting a tan whilst dialing into a call about a client who is suffering from poor work from home practices "Oh my. So... is this call a video call? Because if so I'd like dialling in please
I mean... erm... my pervy friend would | |||
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"A lazy day of not having to do anything "Dammit. I have envy. | |||
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"My job but after a client cancelled I’m at a loose end for an hour. The weather is far too nice to find something boring to do so I’m sat in the sunshine checking emails until my next meeting! "Oooh nice! Also... why has everyone else got sun ffs? | |||
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"I should be wanking right now. But instead I 'm dealing with client enquiries! Grrr, lol" Can't you multitask? I mean... maybe not if you're on the desk at Tesco or summat | |||
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"I’m waiting for a delivery, and can’t be arsed doing anything while waiting "What's being delivered? | |||
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"I’m waiting for a delivery, and can’t be arsed doing anything while waiting
What's being delivered?"A vital delivery of oxygen cylinders, can’t get out the house without them unfortunately | |||
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"Oh wouldn't that be something!! You get to the checkout and along with the bip-bips you hear a buzzing in the background and then you see the expression the checkout girl's face who is quite obviously sitting on a bullet vibe as she passes the stuff on the belt, about to reach a muffled climax." This doesn't sound like something that's safe for work | |||
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"I’m waiting for a delivery, and can’t be arsed doing anything while waiting
What's being delivered?
A vital delivery of oxygen cylinders, can’t get out the house without them unfortunately "Bugger. They should hurry up then! | |||
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"I’m waiting for a delivery, and can’t be arsed doing anything while waiting
What's being delivered?
A vital delivery of oxygen cylinders, can’t get out the house without them unfortunately
Bugger. They should hurry up then!"I wish but just had a message that driver is delayed and might be 15.00 before they arrive | |||
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"I’m waiting for a delivery, and can’t be arsed doing anything while waiting
What's being delivered?
A vital delivery of oxygen cylinders, can’t get out the house without them unfortunately
Bugger. They should hurry up then!
I wish but just had a message that driver is delayed and might be 15.00 before they arrive "Ugh. I'd have a nap if I were you. | |||
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"Gas testing tin boxes, can you tell I'm bored
In my head that means you should be farting into them. I don't know why people think I'm weird... "Well a fart is predominantly methane so ..............
Although the stuff I'm currently doing is propane which is a narcotic | |||
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"Gas testing tin boxes, can you tell I'm bored
In my head that means you should be farting into them. I don't know why people think I'm weird...
Well a fart is predominantly methane so
..............
Although the stuff I'm currently doing is propane which is a narcotic "It is! Try the methane... mix it up a bit | |||
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"I’m waiting for a delivery, and can’t be arsed doing anything while waiting
What's being delivered?
A vital delivery of oxygen cylinders, can’t get out the house without them unfortunately
Bugger. They should hurry up then!
I wish but just had a message that driver is delayed and might be 15.00 before they arrive
Ugh. I'd have a nap if I were you."Sounds good but I sleep like the dead, wouldn’t want to miss my delivery | |||
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"I should really be packing "Ooh. Where we going? | |||
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"I’m waiting for a delivery, and can’t be arsed doing anything while waiting
What's being delivered?
A vital delivery of oxygen cylinders, can’t get out the house without them unfortunately
Bugger. They should hurry up then!
I wish but just had a message that driver is delayed and might be 15.00 before they arrive
Ugh. I'd have a nap if I were you.
Sounds good but I sleep like the dead, wouldn’t want to miss my delivery "It's a conundrum... | |||
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"I’m waiting for a delivery, and can’t be arsed doing anything while waiting
What's being delivered?
A vital delivery of oxygen cylinders, can’t get out the house without them unfortunately
Bugger. They should hurry up then!
I wish but just had a message that driver is delayed and might be 15.00 before they arrive
Ugh. I'd have a nap if I were you.
Sounds good but I sleep like the dead, wouldn’t want to miss my delivery
It's a conundrum..."Oh that reminds me ! Countdown = Rachel Riley that will keep me awake | |||
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" OP what should you be doing? I should be screwing and banging and taking photos. But oops
You had me at the screwing and banging
Wanna screw and bang? "Guessing you are putting up cupboards, or something similar! | |||
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"I should really be packing
Ooh. Where we going?"Unfortunately not on holiday, I'm moving I can't wait to be in and settles but dreading the bit that comes before that x | |||
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"... right now? You're foruming and fabbing, possibly fapping, flapping or other f words. But what should you be doing? And for those who actually shouldn't be doing anything else... I envy you "Working but it’s too hot and I’m too easily distracted | |||
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"Working not wanking lol" What's the work? | |||
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"I’m waiting for a delivery, and can’t be arsed doing anything while waiting
What's being delivered?
A vital delivery of oxygen cylinders, can’t get out the house without them unfortunately
Bugger. They should hurry up then!
I wish but just had a message that driver is delayed and might be 15.00 before they arrive
Ugh. I'd have a nap if I were you.
Sounds good but I sleep like the dead, wouldn’t want to miss my delivery
It's a conundrum...
Oh that reminds me ! Countdown = Rachel Riley that will keep me awake "You're welcome! | |||
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" OP what should you be doing? I should be screwing and banging and taking photos. But oops
You had me at the screwing and banging
Wanna screw and bang?
Guessing you are putting up cupboards, or something similar!"Should be fixing a display stand | |||
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"I should really be packing
Ooh. Where we going?
Unfortunately not on holiday, I'm moving I can't wait to be in and settles but dreading the bit that comes before that x"Ugh. I feel your pain xx | |||
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"... right now? You're foruming and fabbing, possibly fapping, flapping or other f words. But what should you be doing? And for those who actually shouldn't be doing anything else... I envy you
Working but it’s too hot and I’m too easily distracted "Me too! Ooh... squirrel | |||
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"I should be sat in Costa chilling & checking fab
This either means you're doing what upu should be... in which case envious...
Or you got lost and are in Starbucks."No I’m doing what I should be doing, testing out retirement. I was having my Costa App reward - a £3 drink - which apparently is a drink that costs £3, I am so confused….. | |||
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"Browsing fab sitting in my garden enjoying the sunshine Should possibly be packing but I’ve another 48 hrs to do that "Don't forget your marmalade sandwich. | |||
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"Browsing fab sitting in my garden enjoying the sunshine Should possibly be packing but I’ve another 48 hrs to do that
Don't forget your marmalade sandwich."First things I pack | |||
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"... right now? You're foruming and fabbing, possibly fapping, flapping or other f words. But what should you be doing? And for those who actually shouldn't be doing anything else... I envy you "I should be sorting clothes and packing. Instead I'm drinking coffee and eating chocolate biscuits. | |||
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"Browsing fab sitting in my garden enjoying the sunshine Should possibly be packing but I’ve another 48 hrs to do that
Don't forget your marmalade sandwich." | |||
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"Nice to see you OP Meant to be doing chores but keep getting distracted, they will get done another day" There is always tomorrow WB. Always tomorrow. | |||
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"I should be sat in Costa chilling & checking fab
This either means you're doing what upu should be... in which case envious...
Or you got lost and are in Starbucks.
No I’m doing what I should be doing, testing out retirement. I was having my Costa App reward - a £3 drink - which apparently is a drink that costs £3, I am so confused….."And now so am I. How does that work? | |||
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"I'm working from home as the car is out of action. No motivation today, and my colleague I had a 2 hour meeting with is off sick so a big gap in my calendar. So, I SHOULD be doing that, but now I'm looking for a play partner on my real day off which is tomorrow." That sounds like time well spent | |||
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"Browsing fab sitting in my garden enjoying the sunshine Should possibly be packing but I’ve another 48 hrs to do that "Another lucky duck with sunshine! Can someone send some here please? And don't forget a spare pair of pants in your hand luggage in case they lose your suitcase. | |||
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"I should be packing for going away on Fri...currently lounging on the sofa melting " Ooh. Where you going? | |||
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"I'm doing exactly what I should be doing. When that's finished, I'm going to have a shower, choose my outfit and head to Knightsbridge for a blow-dry. "That's rather fancy... Are they washing your hair before the blow? | |||
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"I should be packing for going away on Fri...currently lounging on the sofa melting Ooh. Where you going?" Northampton | |||
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"... right now? You're foruming and fabbing, possibly fapping, flapping or other f words. But what should you be doing? And for those who actually shouldn't be doing anything else... I envy you
I should be sorting clothes and packing.
Instead I'm drinking coffee and eating chocolate biscuits. "I can't remember why... but I'm not talking to you
You were probably mean to me.
Or withholding biscuits.
But also... you're always packing dear | |||
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"Working lol" Work it baby, work it | |||
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"Nice to see you OP Meant to be doing chores but keep getting distracted, they will get done another day" Nice to see you too my lovely 
As long as you have a clean bathroom, all other chores are optional. | |||
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"I'm stuck in a teams meeting. "Teams meetings are like quicksand I think | |||
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"Should be writing software for a mining machine , but lost the love for it " But... but... the machine NEEDS you!  | |||
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"I should be packing for going away on Fri...currently lounging on the sofa melting Ooh. Where you going? Northampton "I've been there. Nice Premier Inn! | |||
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"I'm stuck in a teams meeting.
Teams meetings are like quicksand I think "SAVE ME, SAVE ME...... | |||
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"I'm stuck in a teams meeting.
Teams meetings are like quicksand I think
SAVE ME, SAVE ME...... "If I had the energy, CG, I totally would. | |||
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"I'm stuck in a teams meeting.
Teams meetings are like quicksand I think
SAVE ME, SAVE ME......
If I had the energy, CG, I totally would."You're a sweetie | |||
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"I'm stuck in a teams meeting.
Teams meetings are like quicksand I think
SAVE ME, SAVE ME......
If I had the energy, CG, I totally would.
You're a sweetie "I try | |||
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"Should be laying bison beams but currently perving on fab "What's a bison beam? Is it a beam made of bison? Or a balance beam for bison? Why is the plural of bison, bison? | |||
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"Nice to see you OP Meant to be doing chores but keep getting distracted, they will get done another day Nice to see you too my lovely
As long as you have a clean bathroom, all other chores are optional."Funny enough that’s the one I have done so win win | |||
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"At the minute I’ve just finished a shit, so I guess I really should wipe my arse. The mr" Oooh. Or you could get one of those fancy loo seats that's also a bidet. They wash and dry your bum and fanny. Or balls if you have them I guess. Probably not ideal for the klingon variety. | |||
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"Nice to see you OP Meant to be doing chores but keep getting distracted, they will get done another day Nice to see you too my lovely
As long as you have a clean bathroom, all other chores are optional.
Funny enough that’s the one I have done so win win"That's because you're a genius | |||
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What's a bison beam? Is it a beam made of bison? Or a balance beam for bison? Why is the plural of bison, bison?"They're extremely beefy. | |||
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"Should be laying bison beams but currently perving on fab
What's a bison beam? Is it a beam made of bison? Or a balance beam for bison? Why is the plural of bison, bison?
They're extremely beefy. "
And that's another thing. Why is beef, beef and not cow. Or why is cow, cow and not beef. Or why are they the same?
My brain is really on one. | |||
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"Spread sheet work , unfortunately not that type of sheets or spreading ! " Aww pants. I knew I forgot something! I have both types of sheets to do | |||
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"Should be laying bison beams but currently perving on fab
What's a bison beam? Is it a beam made of bison? Or a balance beam for bison? Why is the plural of bison, bison?
They're extremely beefy.
And that's another thing. Why is beef, beef and not cow. Or why is cow, cow and not beef. Or why are they the same?
My brain is really on one."'Cow' is just a commonly name used for female bovine. Other types of animals use the term 'cow' for the female. How's your brain now? | |||
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"Should be laying bison beams but currently perving on fab
What's a bison beam? Is it a beam made of bison? Or a balance beam for bison? Why is the plural of bison, bison?
They're extremely beefy.
And that's another thing. Why is beef, beef and not cow. Or why is cow, cow and not beef. Or why are they the same?
My brain is really on one.
'Cow' is just a commonly name used for female bovine.
Other types of animals use the term 'cow' for the female.
How's your brain now? "Like a bag full of ferrets. And then also... bovine. Why don't we call beef bovine? TOO MANY WORDS! | |||
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"Should be laying bison beams but currently perving on fab
What's a bison beam? Is it a beam made of bison? Or a balance beam for bison? Why is the plural of bison, bison?
They're extremely beefy.
And that's another thing. Why is beef, beef and not cow. Or why is cow, cow and not beef. Or why are they the same?
My brain is really on one.
'Cow' is just a commonly name used for female bovine.
Other types of animals use the term 'cow' for the female.
How's your brain now?
Like a bag full of ferrets.
And then also... bovine. Why don't we call beef bovine?
TOO MANY WORDS!
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"Should be laying bison beams but currently perving on fab
What's a bison beam? Is it a beam made of bison? Or a balance beam for bison? Why is the plural of bison, bison?
They're extremely beefy.
And that's another thing. Why is beef, beef and not cow. Or why is cow, cow and not beef. Or why are they the same?
My brain is really on one.
'Cow' is just a commonly name used for female bovine.
Other types of animals use the term 'cow' for the female.
How's your brain now?
Like a bag full of ferrets.
And then also... bovine. Why don't we call beef bovine?
TOO MANY WORDS!
It probably comes from when languages are mixed or translated. But I'm no expert.
The English language is crazy - so many words from other languages. "It is! And words that look spelt wrong the more you look at them! | |||
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"Should be laying bison beams but currently perving on fab
What's a bison beam? Is it a beam made of bison? Or a balance beam for bison? Why is the plural of bison, bison?
They're extremely beefy.
And that's another thing. Why is beef, beef and not cow. Or why is cow, cow and not beef. Or why are they the same?
My brain is really on one.
'Cow' is just a commonly name used for female bovine.
Other types of animals use the term 'cow' for the female.
How's your brain now?
Like a bag full of ferrets.
And then also... bovine. Why don't we call beef bovine?
TOO MANY WORDS!
It probably comes from when languages are mixed or translated. But I'm no expert.
The English language is crazy - so many words from other languages.
It is! And words that look spelt wrong the more you look at them!"Si senorita | |||
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"I should be packing for going away on Fri...currently lounging on the sofa melting Ooh. Where you going? Northampton
I've been there. Nice Premier Inn!"I've been before, ibis is my hotel of choice... they seem to know me because both times I've been put in a roon at the back of the hotel out of the way | |||
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"... right now? You're foruming and fabbing, possibly fapping, flapping or other f words. But what should you be doing? And for those who actually shouldn't be doing anything else... I envy you
I should be sorting clothes and packing.
Instead I'm drinking coffee and eating chocolate biscuits.
I can't remember why... but I'm not talking to you
You were probably mean to me.
Or withholding biscuits.
But also... you're always packing dear "When have I ever been mean to you?
Although I'm now out of biscuits (shock) so nothing to withhold. Soz. | |||
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"I should be packing for going away on Fri...currently lounging on the sofa melting Ooh. Where you going? Northampton
I've been there. Nice Premier Inn!
I've been before, ibis is my hotel of choice... they seem to know me because both times I've been put in a roon at the back of the hotel out of the way "That's where they put me when I went! | |||
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"... right now? You're foruming and fabbing, possibly fapping, flapping or other f words. But what should you be doing? And for those who actually shouldn't be doing anything else... I envy you
I should be sorting clothes and packing.
Instead I'm drinking coffee and eating chocolate biscuits.
I can't remember why... but I'm not talking to you
You were probably mean to me.
Or withholding biscuits.
But also... you're always packing dear
When have I ever been mean to you?
Although I'm now out of biscuits (shock) so nothing to withhold. Soz. "I'm so very surprised. No, really
I don't know when you were mean to me. I think it was the time we went zorbing. Which, now I come to think of it... could have not been a real thing... | |||
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"... right now? You're foruming and fabbing, possibly fapping, flapping or other f words. But what should you be doing? And for those who actually shouldn't be doing anything else... I envy you
I should be sorting clothes and packing.
Instead I'm drinking coffee and eating chocolate biscuits.
I can't remember why... but I'm not talking to you
You were probably mean to me.
Or withholding biscuits.
But also... you're always packing dear
When have I ever been mean to you?
Although I'm now out of biscuits (shock) so nothing to withhold. Soz.
I'm so very surprised. No, really
I don't know when you were mean to me. I think it was the time we went zorbing. Which, now I come to think of it... could have not been a real thing... "That cheese was probably out of date. Although sometimes perfectly good cheese gives me similar weird dreams. Never zorbing though. Were we naked? | |||
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"I’m sitting on canal st reading my book, thinking about a lot of things. What I should be doing? Pretty much this " Pfft. I'm almost certain there is one other thing you should be doing | |||
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"I’m sitting on canal st reading my book, thinking about a lot of things. What I should be doing? Pretty much this " And what a nice day for it | |||
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"... right now? You're foruming and fabbing, possibly fapping, flapping or other f words. But what should you be doing? And for those who actually shouldn't be doing anything else... I envy you
I should be sorting clothes and packing.
Instead I'm drinking coffee and eating chocolate biscuits.
I can't remember why... but I'm not talking to you
You were probably mean to me.
Or withholding biscuits.
But also... you're always packing dear
When have I ever been mean to you?
Although I'm now out of biscuits (shock) so nothing to withhold. Soz.
I'm so very surprised. No, really
I don't know when you were mean to me. I think it was the time we went zorbing. Which, now I come to think of it... could have not been a real thing...
That cheese was probably out of date.
Although sometimes perfectly good cheese gives me similar weird dreams.
Never zorbing though. Were we naked? "I'm not rich enough to buying new cheese... so probably. And almost certainly naked zorbing. Because those are fun plastic burns I'd imagine | |||
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"Afternoon tea break. Quick ponder before I return to the slog... "What kind of tea? | |||
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"Revising for my MSc on my day off but instead I’m distracted by Fab whilst bathing in the sun x" When are you being examined? Other than over the fence by your neighbour? | |||
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"... right now? You're foruming and fabbing, possibly fapping, flapping or other f words. But what should you be doing? And for those who actually shouldn't be doing anything else... I envy you "Writing up meeting notes but I can’t be bothered | |||
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"I’ve decided that what I should be doing is exactly whatever it is that I am doing, that way I’m being really productive. "That's so efficient! | |||
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"I’ve decided that what I should be doing is exactly whatever it is that I am doing, that way I’m being really productive.
That's so efficient!"Don’t you know it, even whilst I’m on the loo. | |||
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"... right now? You're foruming and fabbing, possibly fapping, flapping or other f words. But what should you be doing? And for those who actually shouldn't be doing anything else... I envy you
Writing up meeting notes but I can’t be bothered "Just voice note it... | |||
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