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Funniest insult you’ve received
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By *oydyke OP Woman 12 weeks ago
Southampton (they/them) |
Some insults are so funny you can’t even be offended…I’m a poet (and a writer!) and this guy disagreed with me on twitter once and saw my bio and said, ‘just what the world needs, another bloody poet!’
I was so impressed I printed out the tweet and stuck it to my wall. Always there to give me a giggle.
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By *ndi37Man 12 weeks ago
Manchester |
"I remember being called Harry Potter about a million times
No resemblance at all just that I wear glasses
Interesting days"
If only Harry Potter had a body like your, he would need a reinforced broom stick. |
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By (user no longer on site) 12 weeks ago
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I was called a "bad mother" by a bunch of mentally unstable childless beardysexual millenial Lego nerds on another site.
I liked the insult so much that I used it and changed my username to badmother. Been using it on multiple platforms since 2016. |
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By *bxanfCouple 12 weeks ago
Inside your walls |
One guy said to us on here "I would say happy easter but you both look like you mugged the easter bunny for all the eggs."
Which was a fat insult we hadn't heard before and got a legit chuckle. |
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By *rAitchMan 12 weeks ago
Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe |
A guy I worked for was having to "let go" of a sales guy at the end of his probation period for not making a single sale or even any new contacts.
"Don't see this as me sacking you. I'm giving you the opportunity to go and be successful somewhere else!" |
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Ginger pensioner.
I'm not ginger and wasn't a pensioner at the time.
I struggled to see how either description was an insult.
Another time a friend told me
"You could look good...if you had money" and on seeing my new jacket
"Oh, are they coming back in fashion"
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Not on here, insults are always lame.
A woman who I was spending the weekend with btw for an event said to me on the coach down:
You only look young because the fat pushes out the wrinkles followed by and your teeth, you have two largerfront teeth like a bunny rabbit so you still look like a child.
We weren't even in a conversation. Her inner thoughts won. So I had to do my event and meet fans and collectors from everywhere after being told I'm fat, old and have 2 big bunny teeth.
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