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By *aseylee324Couple 23 weeks ago
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Probably about 50 pairs, including walking shoes, casual trainers, sports trainers, high heels, smart ankle boots, casual ankle boots, knee boots, thigh boots, flip flops, flat sandals, wedge sandals, heeled sandals.
It's complicated being a woman.
Sadly I can no longer wear high heels due to foot issues  |
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"No idea. Suffice it to say that I haven't bought shoes for a couple of years and none of them have worn out.
I did buy two pairs of boots recently though. "
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My radiance, I suppose I should have titled it "Footweår". Shoes, boots, Jesus Creepers et al... everything counts.  |
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"No idea. Suffice it to say that I haven't bought shoes for a couple of years and none of them have worn out.
I did buy two pairs of boots recently though.
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My radiance, I suppose I should have titled it "Footweår". Shoes, boots, Jesus Creepers et al... everything counts. "
How many do you own SAF?  |
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"No idea. Suffice it to say that I haven't bought shoes for a couple of years and none of them have worn out.
I did buy two pairs of boots recently though.
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My radiance, I suppose I should have titled it "Footweår". Shoes, boots, Jesus Creepers et al... everything counts. "
Jesus Creepers! Now there's a name to conjure with |
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"Trainers
Boots
Sandals
I may need some new shoes
Crocs?
Only those who have never worn a pair react like this "
I would rather eat my own head than do that. Seriously I have an aversion to them… they’re absolutely grim |
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By *rBobbMan 23 weeks ago
Birmingham |
"Trainers
Boots
Sandals
I may need some new shoes
Crocs?
Only those who have never worn a pair react like this
I would rather eat my own head than do that. Seriously I have an aversion to them… they’re absolutely grim "
That's the right answer LB |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 23 weeks ago
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"Trainers
Boots
Sandals
I may need some new shoes
Crocs?
Only those who have never worn a pair react like this
I would rather eat my own head than do that. Seriously I have an aversion to them… they’re absolutely grim "
I have to agree. They are the thing that should not be. |
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"Trainers
Boots
Sandals
I may need some new shoes
Crocs?
Only those who have never worn a pair react like this
I would rather eat my own head than do that. Seriously I have an aversion to them… they’re absolutely grim "
I've had crocs for eons....... love them..... don't want to be without them. admittedly I wouldn't go any further than the garden gate in them but ........ always looking for more pairs |
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"Trainers
Boots
Sandals
I may need some new shoes
Crocs?
Only those who have never worn a pair react like this
I would rather eat my own head than do that. Seriously I have an aversion to them… they’re absolutely grim
That's the right answer LB "
Well that’s the right answer for me. If others want to wear them then that’s all cool… as long as I don’t have to see them  |
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By *rBobbMan 23 weeks ago
Birmingham |
"Trainers
Boots
Sandals
I may need some new shoes
Crocs?
Only those who have never worn a pair react like this
I would rather eat my own head than do that. Seriously I have an aversion to them… they’re absolutely grim
That's the right answer LB
Well that’s the right answer for me. If others want to wear them then that’s all cool… as long as I don’t have to see them "
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"Trainers
Boots
Sandals
I may need some new shoes
Crocs?
Only those who have never worn a pair react like this
I would rather eat my own head than do that. Seriously I have an aversion to them… they’re absolutely grim
That's the right answer LB
Well that’s the right answer for me. If others want to wear them then that’s all cool… as long as I don’t have to see them "
The urge to make my profile picture crocs is strong  |
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"Trainers
Boots
Sandals
I may need some new shoes
Crocs?
Only those who have never worn a pair react like this
I would rather eat my own head than do that. Seriously I have an aversion to them… they’re absolutely grim
That's the right answer LB
Well that’s the right answer for me. If others want to wear them then that’s all cool… as long as I don’t have to see them
The urge to make my profile picture crocs is strong "
This happens to me all the time. I genuinely have an aversion to them |
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I have to have two of everything so I have two lots of trainers, two pairs if Vans, two pairs of ankle boots, two pairs of knee high boots, two pairs of court shoes, two pairs of sandals, two pairs of snow boots  |
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"I tend to wear one pair for everything, until they die then get another. I have some lace up boots for winter, probably some sandals kicking about and some wellies. "
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It's good to see you back.  |
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"Loads.
Hiking sandals
Hiking boots
Loads of Birkenstocks
Loads of boots of differing types (ankle, calf etc)
Flip flops
Sandals
Loads of sketchers"
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Ms. Lúnà, you appear to have sufficient footwear in your toolkit!  |
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I identify as a person of interest for the purposes of this thread.
I reckon I have somewhere around 30 pairs, but that includes walking boots, trainers and shizzle. Probably 15ish pairs of proper shoes of various descriptions. |
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More than is necessary and yet less at the same time.
Please take my wardrobe, leave them lying around so I trip over them going to the toilet at night. I only wish I could do more to accommodate you. |
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"For bedroom use, 57- i know exactly they have there own wardrobe.
For every day (if you count everything- trainers to boots to wellies) around 100 or so. "
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I was going to hold off in probing further, but I'll ask anyway: bedroom shoes?  ? |
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"Lådìes, Nøn-Bínarìes and Persons of Interest...
How many shoes do you ·really· have? Do not be bashful, confess!"
A lot. Probably 20+ pairs. I used to have more but I threw out all the pre disability ones that are no longer compatible with my wonky foot  |
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"A lot, too many and I'm finding now I'm of a certain age, cough cough, it's really hard to walk in heels!"
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Heels aren't always necessary for walking. They are indispensable in the bed chamber too.  |
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"The answer to this question is always not enough. I don’t care that I can only wear one pair at once and that it’s the same 3 pairs that usually get worn or that I live in trainers or wellies most days. They just look so pretty  more so when worn whilst my legs are wrapped around someone’s waist too
I do believe the answer you’re looking for though is probably somewhere around 30. Currently saving for the Aquazzura Bow tie pumps "
If you’re into the 105mm leather bow tie ones, they’re on offer at the moment 40% off on NetPorter. I have them in glittery gold. Sexy and comfortable too. |
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"The answer to this question is always not enough. I don’t care that I can only wear one pair at once and that it’s the same 3 pairs that usually get worn or that I live in trainers or wellies most days. They just look so pretty more so when worn whilst my legs are wrapped around someone’s waist too
I do believe the answer you’re looking for though is probably somewhere around 30. Currently saving for the Aquazzura Bow tie pumps
If you’re into the 105mm leather bow tie ones, they’re on offer at the moment 40% off on NetPorter. I have them in glittery gold. Sexy and comfortable too. "
Omg. That is both the best and worst thing I’ve heard today I already have black patent loubs so I was going to go suede but at 40% off I may need a re-think  thankyou (I think. My bank balance may say otherwise ) |
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"oooh boots, i like boobs - there are ones in boxes that i look at
ooh and yea i have crocs - for the garden and house and well whenever.
 and Bob - I think i may have to wear them to the BBQ!!"
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She likes boots, boobs and Bob!  |
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"oooh boots, i like boobs - there are ones in boxes that i look at
ooh and yea i have crocs - for the garden and house and well whenever.
and Bob - I think i may have to wear them to the BBQ!!
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She likes boots, boobs and Bob! "
3 b's - and hate typing on my phone!!! who would think it auto corrected boots to boobs !!!! |
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"I have to have two of everything so I have two lots of trainers, two pairs if Vans, two pairs of ankle boots, two pairs of knee high boots, two pairs of court shoes, two pairs of sandals, two pairs of snow boots "
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"For bedroom use, 57- i know exactly they have there own wardrobe.
For every day (if you count everything- trainers to boots to wellies) around 100 or so.
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I was going to hold off in probing further, but I'll ask anyway: bedroom shoes? ?"
Too high and uncomfortable to walk far in, but either look great on their own, complement lingerie, make me feel something (naughty mainly) or make great levers for partners to hold on to  |
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"I have
2 pairs of black heels
1 knee high black boots
1 pair of DMs I've never worn
1 men's pair of black sandals
1 pair of black trainers.
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Ok I'm skeptical really? So you mind if I screenshot that as evidence for future reference? |
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By *elloWoman 23 weeks ago
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"I have
2 pairs of black heels
1 knee high black boots
1 pair of DMs I've never worn
1 men's pair of black sandals
1 pair of black trainers.
Ok I'm skeptical really? So you mind if I screenshot that as evidence for future reference? "
It's sad but true, unfortunately I have very wide feet so can't fit in regular high street shoes, I hate shoe shopping so much so I mostly just stick with mens velcro sandals and trainers |
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"2 pairs of heels.
Not sure how many pairs of boots or trainers, got a thing for both.
4 pairs of flip flops.
And countless slippers, I love a good slipper."
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I've slept with a few slippers in my time. |
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Dearest Nero, I fear I may oust myself as somewhat unhinged given the figures being quoted by the others in this thread.
Following a quick totting up, I have approximately 210 pairs high heels, around 35 pairs of flat shoes of one form or another, and less than ten-ish pairs of practical shoes such as wellington boots or running shoes. Indeed, the ratio of functional to decorative can be taken as a reasonable representation of my overall personality.
There is a room in my home with shelving the entire way around the room to display said high heels, it brings my vapid little heart great joy to walk into that room when dressing for an evening. |
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"Dearest Nero, I fear I may oust myself as somewhat unhinged given the figures being quoted by the others in this thread.
Following a quick totting up, I have approximately 210 pairs high heels, around 35 pairs of flat shoes of one form or another, and less than ten-ish pairs of practical shoes such as wellington boots or running shoes. Indeed, the ratio of functional to decorative can be taken as a reasonable representation of my overall personality.
There is a room in my home with shelving the entire way around the room to display said high heels, it brings my vapid little heart great joy to walk into that room when dressing for an evening."
This sounds awesome |
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"Dearest Nero, I fear I may oust myself as somewhat unhinged given the figures being quoted by the others in this thread.
Following a quick totting up, I have approximately 210 pairs high heels, around 35 pairs of flat shoes of one form or another, and less than ten-ish pairs of practical shoes such as wellington boots or running shoes. Indeed, the ratio of functional to decorative can be taken as a reasonable representation of my overall personality.
There is a room in my home with shelving the entire way around the room to display said high heels, it brings my vapid little heart great joy to walk into that room when dressing for an evening."
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Fuck me. 
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[That was an exclamation, not an instruction] |
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"I identify as a person of interest for the purposes of this thread.
I reckon I have somewhere around 30 pairs, but that includes walking boots, trainers and shizzle. Probably 15ish pairs of proper shoes of various descriptions."
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@YOLO, you will always be my person of interest. 
What is a shizzle...? |
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By (user no longer on site) 23 weeks ago
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Boots
3x DMs, 2x pixie boots,
2x knee highs, 2x riding boots, 2x ugh boots
Shoes
5x sandals, 3x stilettos,
3x ballet shoes, 2x tap shoes,
1x Court shoes, 2x loafers
Trainers
4x sketchers,
2x monkey boots/trainers,
2x sliders
18 handbags (my current obsession) |
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Thank you, I am fortunate to be able to indulge myself and highly recommend everyone does so with the things that bring them pleasure. Be it a weekly bunch of flowers or a collection of marvellous mugs, you are worth it. |
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How funny you should ask this question today. I bumped into an old colleague at the supermarket earlier who asked if I still had a show obsession?
It has been over 20 years since we used to work together and it reminded me of my proclivity for Streets Bond and Sloane back in the day. And the closet full of Chanel, Prada, Dior, YSL, LV Choo, Gucci et al that would grace my feet.
I took some male colleagues at the same time to lunch in my car as this voice piped up in the back I have just counted 17 pairs of shoes back here. I would always drive in Tods and never the shoe I would be wearing for the day.
Today I was sporting some Adidas as the knees are now riddled with arthritis and the days of teetering around on 4 inch heels have long since gone.
Some of the shoes remain in one of the closets. No use to me now but their beauty prevents me selling them or giving them away.
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"How funny you should ask this question today. I bumped into an old colleague at the supermarket earlier who asked if I still had a show obsession?
It has been over 20 years since we used to work together and it reminded me of my proclivity for Streets Bond and Sloane back in the day. And the closet full of Chanel, Prada, Dior, YSL, LV Choo, Gucci et al that would grace my feet.
I took some male colleagues at the same time to lunch in my car as this voice piped up in the back I have just counted 17 pairs of shoes back here. I would always drive in Tods and never the shoe I would be wearing for the day.
Today I was sporting some Adidas as the knees are now riddled with arthritis and the days of teetering around on 4 inch heels have long since gone.
Some of the shoes remain in one of the closets. No use to me now but their beauty prevents me selling them or giving them away.
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I am not sure I have ever understood another human so well so swiftly. My Father calls my vehicle a "car-drobe," because there is always a selection of shoes in the back. One cannot drive in them or one will ruin the heels!
I am sorry that you can no longer wear them, but glad that you still gain joy from their beauty and hope you enjoy recalling how fabulous you looked when you did wear them. |
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I'm not a shoe person - I hate shoe shopping and I'd rather be barefoot. I consider my collection just about functional.
That said, I've just done a quick reccie and it's around 50 pairs
I'm shocked!
C |
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"Lådìes, Nøn-Bínarìes and Persons of Interest...
How many shoes do you ·really· have? Do not be bashful, confess!"
My partner owns more shoes. I can't be arsed. I'm happiest wearing nothing at all around the house. Makes laundry day simple. |
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"How funny you should ask this question today. I bumped into an old colleague at the supermarket earlier who asked if I still had a show obsession?
It has been over 20 years since we used to work together and it reminded me of my proclivity for Streets Bond and Sloane back in the day. And the closet full of Chanel, Prada, Dior, YSL, LV Choo, Gucci et al that would grace my feet.
I took some male colleagues at the same time to lunch in my car as this voice piped up in the back I have just counted 17 pairs of shoes back here. I would always drive in Tods and never the shoe I would be wearing for the day.
Today I was sporting some Adidas as the knees are now riddled with arthritis and the days of teetering around on 4 inch heels have long since gone.
Some of the shoes remain in one of the closets. No use to me now but their beauty prevents me selling them or giving them away.
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I'm the same. I've kept all my sexy girly shoes. I wear a UK size 9/10. I figure I can sell the lot to trans males. It's difficult finding larger sexy kitten heels, platforms and other dressy shoes if you have wide, big feet. |
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"Boots
3x DMs, 2x pixie boots,
2x knee highs, 2x riding boots, 2x ugh boots
Shoes
5x sandals, 3x stilettos,
3x ballet shoes, 2x tap shoes,
1x Court shoes, 2x loafers
Trainers
4x sketchers,
2x monkey boots/trainers,
2x sliders
18 handbags (my current obsession)"
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I'm going to do a handbag thread soon. Part 3. |
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"I had to half my collection because I broke my leg and have a plate, heels are only for lying down and eating out now
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Miss YB, I thought plates were for eating?"
You are correct Nero. I had a plate fixed to my broken leg. As long as I’m laying down I can eat my carbonara off it with my highest heels on. It’s quite a skill. |
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"How funny you should ask this question today. I bumped into an old colleague at the supermarket earlier who asked if I still had a show obsession?
It has been over 20 years since we used to work together and it reminded me of my proclivity for Streets Bond and Sloane back in the day. And the closet full of Chanel, Prada, Dior, YSL, LV Choo, Gucci et al that would grace my feet.
I took some male colleagues at the same time to lunch in my car as this voice piped up in the back I have just counted 17 pairs of shoes back here. I would always drive in Tods and never the shoe I would be wearing for the day.
Today I was sporting some Adidas as the knees are now riddled with arthritis and the days of teetering around on 4 inch heels have long since gone.
Some of the shoes remain in one of the closets. No use to me now but their beauty prevents me selling them or giving them away.
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Lois, it's so very lovely to read you this evening and I miss you. Do you remember the Handbag thread from a while back? I need to rejuvenate my 'lifestyle' threads. |
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"I'm not a shoe person - I hate shoe shopping and I'd rather be barefoot. I consider my collection just about functional.
That said, I've just done a quick reccie and it's around 50 pairs
I'm shocked!
C"
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She's not a shoe person but she unashamedly covets 5Ø pairs!  |
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"I had to half my collection because I broke my leg and have a plate, heels are only for lying down and eating out now
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Miss YB, I thought plates were for eating?
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You are correct Nero. I had a plate fixed to my broken leg. As long as I’m laying down I can eat my carbonara off it with my highest heels on. It’s quite a skill. "
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YB, I have a plate that fixed my broken heart. Let's ruminate together and walk through security gates, setting off alarms just for the hell of it.  |
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"I had to half my collection because I broke my leg and have a plate, heels are only for lying down and eating out now
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Miss YB, I thought plates were for eating?
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You are correct Nero. I had a plate fixed to my broken leg. As long as I’m laying down I can eat my carbonara off it with my highest heels on. It’s quite a skill.
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YB, I have a plate that fixed my broken heart. Let's ruminate together and walk through security gates, setting off alarms just for the hell of it. "
This sounds like my kind of fun! They’ll strip search us and we will be two naked giggling con artists |
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"How funny you should ask this question today. I bumped into an old colleague at the supermarket earlier who asked if I still had a show obsession?
It has been over 20 years since we used to work together and it reminded me of my proclivity for Streets Bond and Sloane back in the day. And the closet full of Chanel, Prada, Dior, YSL, LV Choo, Gucci et al that would grace my feet.
I took some male colleagues at the same time to lunch in my car as this voice piped up in the back I have just counted 17 pairs of shoes back here. I would always drive in Tods and never the shoe I would be wearing for the day.
Today I was sporting some Adidas as the knees are now riddled with arthritis and the days of teetering around on 4 inch heels have long since gone.
Some of the shoes remain in one of the closets. No use to me now but their beauty prevents me selling them or giving them away.
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Lois, it's so very lovely to read you this evening and I miss you. Do you remember the Handbag thread from a while back? I need to rejuvenate my 'lifestyle' threads. "
I do indeed. I thought of it when I saw this thread. My go to bag at the moment is an old Celine bag, as it fits on the back of the chair. I think I paid about £300 for it some 20 odd years ago. Might buy me a handle now |
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