Sunday morning wood

By (user no longer on site) OP 26 weeks ago

I wish it didn't happen I have things to do

By (user no longer on site) 26 weeks ago

Have just got the mrs a hot wife ankle bracelet which leg does she wear it on left or right

By *rsKOTCTWoman 26 weeks ago

Leeds

You can't do things with morning wood? Tuck it in your pants and get cracking on.

By *wiss Army KnifeMan 26 weeks ago

Second star to the right…

"You can't do things with morning wood? Tuck it in your pants and get cracking on.

I have to wait 5 minutes to take a piss!!

And don’t say sit and tuck it down, that’s uncomfortable

By (user no longer on site) 26 weeks ago

Chop it off

By (user no longer on site) 26 weeks ago

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

By *a LunaWoman 26 weeks ago

South Wales

Wank it away.

Job done.