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By *4bim OP Man 13 weeks ago
Farnborough Hampshire |
now.
its warm we are in summer and i bring up the topic of flies.
i have this common household fly. not my pet you understand but a menace.
its like its been here for months.
days of nothing then vroom it shoots past and always while im naked trying to relax.
i have chased it, swung rolled up papers at it. smashed a cup that i knocked over as i went for it.
i have even used a spray to kill it. but it seems impossible to defeat.
so fellow forumites how do i finally get rid of the fly. |
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"Buy a trained fly killing polar bear off the dark web
Thats not a real thing  "
Have you visited the proper dark web, it’s all available for a price.
What about a fly killing killer clown if the polar bear is to much |
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I have seen a rock salt gun for shooting flies - sounds great till you have to clean up the debris!
If you have small children. ( Mine grown up ) Give them a fly swat it’s great to see them in action v amusing to see but…. hide all value stuff below 1.4 meters off the floor ! |
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By *8on33Man 12 weeks ago
winfrith |
"now.
its warm we are in summer and i bring up the topic of flies.
i have this common household fly. not my pet you understand but a menace.
its like its been here for months.
days of nothing then vroom it shoots past and always while im naked trying to relax.
i have chased it, swung rolled up papers at it. smashed a cup that i knocked over as i went for it.
i have even used a spray to kill it. but it seems impossible to defeat.
so fellow forumites how do i finally get rid of the fly."
get a common all garden fly /insect terminator .....lidl sell them . |
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flys can’t see white apparently 
