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By *avinaTVTV/TS 21 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
I'll have an ice cold Erdinger weißbier in the appropriate glass, please. And seat me in the shade under your biggest parasol, so that I can watch the world from under my big hat and dark glasses. |
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"I’ve brought Cards against humanity. Anyone up for a game? The loser had to keep their clothes on  "
I'll play LB. But I'll need help covering myself in F50 - I like my meat grilled, but not my delicate self |
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"I’ve brought Cards against humanity. Anyone up for a game? The loser had to keep their clothes on
I'll play LB. But I'll need help covering myself in F50 - I like my meat grilled, but not my delicate self "
No problem darling. I’m a skilled masseur |
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"I’ve brought Cards against humanity. Anyone up for a game? The loser had to keep their clothes on
I'll play LB. But I'll need help covering myself in F50 - I like my meat grilled, but not my delicate self
No problem darling. I’m a skilled masseur "
Thanks gorgeous  Squirt away! |
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"I’ve brought Cards against humanity. Anyone up for a game? The loser had to keep their clothes on
I'll play LB. But I'll need help covering myself in F50 - I like my meat grilled, but not my delicate self
No problem darling. I’m a skilled masseur
Thanks gorgeous Squirt away! "
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"I’ve brought Cards against humanity. Anyone up for a game? The loser had to keep their clothes on
I'll play LB. But I'll need help covering myself in F50 - I like my meat grilled, but not my delicate self
No problem darling. I’m a skilled masseur
Thanks gorgeous Squirt away!
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You invited us |
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"I’ve brought Cards against humanity. Anyone up for a game? The loser had to keep their clothes on
I'll play LB. But I'll need help covering myself in F50 - I like my meat grilled, but not my delicate self
No problem darling. I’m a skilled masseur
Thanks gorgeous Squirt away!
"
Does that mean you’re using Piss Buin f50? |
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"I’ve brought Cards against humanity. Anyone up for a game? The loser had to keep their clothes on
I'll play LB. But I'll need help covering myself in F50 - I like my meat grilled, but not my delicate self
No problem darling. I’m a skilled masseur
Thanks gorgeous Squirt away!
Does that mean you’re using Piss Buin f50?"
#obvs |
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"I’ve brought Cards against humanity. Anyone up for a game? The loser had to keep their clothes on
I'll play LB. But I'll need help covering myself in F50 - I like my meat grilled, but not my delicate self
No problem darling. I’m a skilled masseur
Thanks gorgeous Squirt away!
Does that mean you’re using Piss Buin f50?"
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"I’ve brought Cards against humanity. Anyone up for a game? The loser had to keep their clothes on
I'll play LB. But I'll need help covering myself in F50 - I like my meat grilled, but not my delicate self
No problem darling. I’m a skilled masseur
Thanks gorgeous Squirt away!
You invited us "
*stands behind the bar waiting for the squirting to begin* |
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"I’ve brought Cards against humanity. Anyone up for a game? The loser had to keep their clothes on
I'll play LB. But I'll need help covering myself in F50 - I like my meat grilled, but not my delicate self
No problem darling. I’m a skilled masseur
Thanks gorgeous Squirt away!
You invited us
*stands behind the bar waiting for the squirting to begin*"
Get thee to the bbq & feed me a sausage, man! |
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"I’ve brought Cards against humanity. Anyone up for a game? The loser had to keep their clothes on
I'll play LB. But I'll need help covering myself in F50 - I like my meat grilled, but not my delicate self
No problem darling. I’m a skilled masseur
Thanks gorgeous Squirt away!
You invited us
*stands behind the bar waiting for the squirting to begin*"
Do you want a squirt OP? Of Factor 50 obviously |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 21 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"I’ve brought Cards against humanity. Anyone up for a game? The loser had to keep their clothes on
Bring it over under the big parasol. 
Yay! Davina!! Now it's a party "
... and I haven't even got d*unk and started dancing on the table in my underwear. |
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"I’ve brought Cards against humanity. Anyone up for a game? The loser had to keep their clothes on
Bring it over under the big parasol.
Yay! Davina!! Now it's a party
... and I haven't even got d*unk and started dancing on the table in my underwear. "
(Passes the absinthe to Davina) |
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"I’ve brought Cards against humanity. Anyone up for a game? The loser had to keep their clothes on
Bring it over under the big parasol.
Yay! Davina!! Now it's a party
... and I haven't even got d*unk and started dancing on the table in my underwear.
(Passes the absinthe to Davina)"
Oooffttt. Shots. In |
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"I’ve brought Cards against humanity. Anyone up for a game? The loser had to keep their clothes on
I'll play LB. But I'll need help covering myself in F50 - I like my meat grilled, but not my delicate self
No problem darling. I’m a skilled masseur
Thanks gorgeous Squirt away!
You invited us
*stands behind the bar waiting for the squirting to begin*
Get thee to the bbq & feed me a sausage, man! "
Demanding, much! All in good time RV. Need to let the skin harden slightly first. |
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"I’ve brought Cards against humanity. Anyone up for a game? The loser had to keep their clothes on
I'll play LB. But I'll need help covering myself in F50 - I like my meat grilled, but not my delicate self
No problem darling. I’m a skilled masseur
Thanks gorgeous Squirt away!
You invited us
*stands behind the bar waiting for the squirting to begin*
Do you want a squirt OP? Of Factor 50 obviously "
 make sure you get all of my back please. |
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"I’ve brought Cards against humanity. Anyone up for a game? The loser had to keep their clothes on
Bring it over under the big parasol.
Yay! Davina!! Now it's a party
... and I haven't even got d*unk and started dancing on the table in my underwear.
(Passes the absinthe to Davina)"
Oh Jesus! Remember what happened last time she was on the absinthe? Never did get rid of the stains on my carpet..... |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 21 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"I’ve brought Cards against humanity. Anyone up for a game? The loser had to keep their clothes on
Bring it over under the big parasol.
Yay! Davina!! Now it's a party
... and I haven't even got d*unk and started dancing on the table in my underwear.
(Passes the absinthe to Davina)"
Uh-oh |
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By *olgateMan 21 weeks ago
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"Do you serve minted pussy?
It’s in the cat house at the end of the garden
Pussy is mint anyway
Have you met Mrs TMN? I think she may of rubbed you on her...  "
No but it’s all part of my cunning plan  |
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"I’ve brought Cards against humanity. Anyone up for a game? The loser had to keep their clothes on
I'll play LB. But I'll need help covering myself in F50 - I like my meat grilled, but not my delicate self
No problem darling. I’m a skilled masseur
Thanks gorgeous Squirt away!
You invited us
*stands behind the bar waiting for the squirting to begin*
Do you want a squirt OP? Of Factor 50 obviously
make sure you get all of my back please."
LB can do your back, but can I do your front? |
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"I’ve brought Cards against humanity. Anyone up for a game? The loser had to keep their clothes on
I'll play LB. But I'll need help covering myself in F50 - I like my meat grilled, but not my delicate self
No problem darling. I’m a skilled masseur
Thanks gorgeous Squirt away!
You invited us
*stands behind the bar waiting for the squirting to begin*
Do you want a squirt OP? Of Factor 50 obviously
make sure you get all of my back please."
No problem. I will make sure I squirt a lot |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 21 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"I’ve brought Cards against humanity. Anyone up for a game? The loser had to keep their clothes on
Bring it over under the big parasol.
Yay! Davina!! Now it's a party
... and I haven't even got d*unk and started dancing on the table in my underwear.
(Passes the absinthe to Davina)
Oooffttt. Shots. In "
That's an option. I was going to ask for a tall glass, a jug of cold water, and sugar cubes and a slotted spoon...
But shot glasses will do |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 21 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"I’ve brought Cards against humanity. Anyone up for a game? The loser had to keep their clothes on
Bring it over under the big parasol.
Yay! Davina!! Now it's a party
... and I haven't even got d*unk and started dancing on the table in my underwear.
(Passes the absinthe to Davina)
Oh Jesus! Remember what happened last time she was on the absinthe? Never did get rid of the stains on my carpet....."
*hic* sorry. I usually put plastic down before the bloodletting...  |
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"I’ve brought Cards against humanity. Anyone up for a game? The loser had to keep their clothes on
Bring it over under the big parasol.
Yay! Davina!! Now it's a party
... and I haven't even got d*unk and started dancing on the table in my underwear.
(Passes the absinthe to Davina)
Oh Jesus! Remember what happened last time she was on the absinthe? Never did get rid of the stains on my carpet.....*hic* sorry. I usually put plastic down before the bloodletting... "
You’re going to get naked now then? I’ll bring the sunscream over for a squirt |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 21 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"I’ve brought Cards against humanity. Anyone up for a game? The loser had to keep their clothes on
Bring it over under the big parasol.
Yay! Davina!! Now it's a party
... and I haven't even got d*unk and started dancing on the table in my underwear.
(Passes the absinthe to Davina)
Oh Jesus! Remember what happened last time she was on the absinthe? Never did get rid of the stains on my carpet....."
...or was that the time I gave that guy a blowjob so good he shat himself? I can't remember...  |
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"I’ve brought Cards against humanity. Anyone up for a game? The loser had to keep their clothes on
Bring it over under the big parasol.
Yay! Davina!! Now it's a party
... and I haven't even got d*unk and started dancing on the table in my underwear.
(Passes the absinthe to Davina)
Oh Jesus! Remember what happened last time she was on the absinthe? Never did get rid of the stains on my carpet.....
...or was that the time I gave that guy a blowjob so good he shat himself? I can't remember... "
I'm not sure, I didn't sniff it But I had to buy an occasional table to hide it |
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for once. I have no idea how to answer this.
Ermmmmmm bring your own!
Mrs TMN x