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Okay men ......... Point at the boobies. Well done. Now the bum cheeks. Good Good. Now the clitoris ......not quite. Try again ..... The CLITORIS..... well done.... well done indeed.
Now you can put that line on your profile that never fails to irk.
'I know my way around a woman's body.'
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"I’m still lost, and need a map.
I’ll get one tattooed on my inner thigh. For reference 
Just a “press here”, a “lick this”, and an “insert here” Will suffice. "
I don’t think I’ll fit all of the letters on the bit that needs licking
Also …. OUCH!!!! |
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"I’m still lost, and need a map.
I’ll get one tattooed on my inner thigh. For reference
Just a “press here”, a “lick this”, and an “insert here” Will suffice.
I don’t think I’ll fit all of the letters on the bit that needs licking
Also …. OUCH!!!!"
You could save cash by just having the UCH!  |
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By *agatoXXXMan 13 weeks ago
North Haverbrook |
"Okay men ......... Point at the boobies. Well done. Now the bum cheeks. Good Good. Now the clitoris ......not quite. Try again ..... The CLITORIS..... well done.... well done indeed.
Now you can put that line on your profile that never fails to irk.
'I know my way around a woman's body.'
Women's courses will follow soon. ( and at half price )"
I think women deliberately hide the clitoris, maybe even leaving it in a jar in the bathroom, just to confuse men.  |
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By *aizyWoman 13 weeks ago
west midlands |
"Women only have yourselves to blame, can you not make it more like the Operation game from the 80s where you touch something and a buzzer goes off and your nose lights up red?"
Have we met??? |
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