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Knowing your way around ..........

By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman 21 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

Okay men ......... Point at the boobies. Well done. Now the bum cheeks. Good Good. Now the clitoris ......not quite. Try again ..... The CLITORIS..... well done.... well done indeed.

Now you can put that line on your profile that never fails to irk.

'I know my way around a woman's body.'

Women's courses will follow soon. ( and at half price

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By (user no longer on site) 21 weeks ago

I’m still unsure where it is

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By *avexxMan 21 weeks ago

cheshire

thank you granny for pointing me in the right direction

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple 21 weeks ago

Leeds

Don’t listen to the lies.

Trust me guys rub the inside of the thigh like your getting a stain out of a carpet, then every couple of minutes or so ask “ have you cum yet “

Works everytime.

The mr

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By *eordieJeansCouple 21 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

I just slip a finger in the bootyhole. Works like a charm.

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By *JcuriousCouple 21 weeks ago

Derby

Didn't you know the ones that say that are fully qualified, they took a course and everything

Miss S x

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By *8on33Man 21 weeks ago

winfrith

"Didn't you know the ones that say that are fully qualified, they took a course and everything

Miss S x"
mine was Inta.

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By *r John WickMan 21 weeks ago

The Continental

I’m still lost, and need a map.

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By *ripfillMan 21 weeks ago

havant

OS Map please … and compass …

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman 21 weeks ago

Essex

"I’m still lost, and need a map. "

I’ll get one tattooed on my inner thigh. For reference

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By *r John WickMan 21 weeks ago

The Continental

"I’m still lost, and need a map.

I’ll get one tattooed on my inner thigh. For reference

Just a “press here”, a “lick this”, and an “insert here” Will suffice.

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By *ealMissShadyWoman 21 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

Don't forget the diagram showing the correct anatomical names for lady parts? There are a few need the reminder

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By *r John WickMan 21 weeks ago

The Continental

"Don't forget the diagram showing the correct anatomical names for lady parts? There are a few need the reminder

The flappy bits

The meaty bits

The liquorice

The exit only

Got it

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By (user no longer on site) 21 weeks ago

Yeah it's so strange... I always imagine them literally stepping around me if I've stopped to do something

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By *eordieJeansCouple 21 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"Don't forget the diagram showing the correct anatomical names for lady parts? There are a few need the reminder

Diagrams give me PTSD.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman 21 weeks ago

Essex

"I’m still lost, and need a map.

I’ll get one tattooed on my inner thigh. For reference

Just a “press here”, a “lick this”, and an “insert here” Will suffice.

I don’t think I’ll fit all of the letters on the bit that needs licking

Also …. OUCH!!!!

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By *ansoffateMan 21 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

Stan: "Chef, how do you make a woman like you more than any other guy?"

Chef: "oh that's easy you've just got to find the clitoris"

If that fails you have to be all political and stuff.

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By *r John WickMan 21 weeks ago

The Continental

"I’m still lost, and need a map.

I’ll get one tattooed on my inner thigh. For reference

Just a “press here”, a “lick this”, and an “insert here” Will suffice.

I don’t think I’ll fit all of the letters on the bit that needs licking

Also …. OUCH!!!!"

You could save cash by just having the UCH!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 21 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"I’m still lost, and need a map.

I’ll get one tattooed on my inner thigh. For reference

Will 'X' mark the spot?

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman 21 weeks ago

Essex

"I’m still lost, and need a map.

I’ll get one tattooed on my inner thigh. For reference

Will 'X' mark the spot?

No.

A big O

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 21 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"I’m still lost, and need a map.

I’ll get one tattooed on my inner thigh. For reference

Will 'X' mark the spot?

No.

A big O

Make the 'O' concentric rings - men like a target...

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By *till gameMan 21 weeks ago

two doors down

I offer emergency courses on women’s bodies

It only papers over the cracks though

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By *dam1971Man 21 weeks ago

Bedford

Women only have yourselves to blame, can you not make it more like the Operation game from the 80s where you touch something and a buzzer goes off and your nose lights up red?

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By *agatoXXXMan 21 weeks ago

Mordor

"Okay men ......... Point at the boobies. Well done. Now the bum cheeks. Good Good. Now the clitoris ......not quite. Try again ..... The CLITORIS..... well done.... well done indeed.

Now you can put that line on your profile that never fails to irk.

'I know my way around a woman's body.'

Women's courses will follow soon. ( and at half price

I think women deliberately hide the clitoris, maybe even leaving it in a jar in the bathroom, just to confuse men.

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By *he KakapoMan 21 weeks ago

A nice rock

I do know my way around a woman's body. But tbh I'm lazy as fuck so I usually just step over them instead

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By *ascaIMan 21 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester

Will fill that in later.

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By *aizyWoman 21 weeks ago

west midlands

"Women only have yourselves to blame, can you not make it more like the Operation game from the 80s where you touch something and a buzzer goes off and your nose lights up red?"

Have we met???

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By *wiss Army KnifeMan 21 weeks ago

Second star to the right…

I prefer this game with a blindfold and fluffy tail butt plug…. Never ends well

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