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I feel there should be some kind of initiation. What could we do? 
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You should throw a party…get oiled up guys (younger) to carry you out above their shoulders on a big chair. Lead you to a cage where more guys fight for your attention….then you mate with the winner?  | |||
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"Proper initiation would be a gangbang. Ten of the hottest young men just simply worshiping you. Happiest of birthdays to you! "My fanny just did a little dance! Perfection! | |||
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"Some sort of unvailing parade like when they get a new big cat at the zoo.. we can invite the kids from the local community to watch you sprint across an open field and feed you." Can we swap the kids for hot young men please?  | |||
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"Oh to be 40 again. I'm turning 50 soon.... Enjoy, hope you make it wonderful whatever you do "I’ll be sure to report back
You also need to see in your 50s with a spectacular initiation | |||
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"Dress as a cat and lick some balls. " You know this is my cup of tea | |||
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"Get a blue rinse bring a female friend dress up as pensioners and call for a young plumber and see who can make him blush first winner gets his cock first" That’s enough about your fantasies, what about my initiation?  | |||
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"Oh to be 10 years younger
You should throw a party…get oiled up guys (younger) to carry you out above their shoulders on a big chair. Lead you to a cage where more guys fight for your attention….then you mate with the winner? "Oh now this sounds like a lot of expensive props. But I’m here for the thought process. And the guys obvs | |||
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"I can recommend an initiation like I had OP. It was soooo much fun "LB, you can’t leave us hanging. We need details | |||
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"40yrs old is no cougar age come on!!! You are in your prime you look amazing!!! " 
I’ve done the flirty 30s, time for the naughty 40s | |||
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"Oh to be 40 again. I'm turning 50 soon.... Enjoy, hope you make it wonderful whatever you do
I’ll be sure to report back
You also need to see in your 50s with a spectacular initiation "Please do! Um, I wouldn't know where to start! I'm past gangbanging, everything aches and I know if I get too jiggy then things might fall off or out  | |||
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"Is 40 a cougar? Asking for a friend" Tell your friend that 40 can be whatever they want it to be, but I’m being a cougar. It’s my party and I’ll cry if I want to! | |||
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"I'm told you have to wear a catsuit and parade around on all fours. " Catsuit with an open gusset? | |||
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"Oh to be 40 again. I'm turning 50 soon.... Enjoy, hope you make it wonderful whatever you do
I’ll be sure to report back
You also need to see in your 50s with a spectacular initiation
Please do!
Um, I wouldn't know where to start! I'm past gangbanging, everything aches and I know if I get too jiggy then things might fall off or out "Like a kinky game of Operation
Oh believe me I’m not far off falling apart. | |||
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"I'm told you have to wear a catsuit and parade around on all fours. Catsuit with an open gusset? "And a tail. I presume you know where that goes. | |||
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"I'm told you have to wear a catsuit and parade around on all fours. Catsuit with an open gusset?
And a tail. I presume you know where that goes. "Please can you explain where the tail goes? | |||
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"Schwing! "I intend to. | |||
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"If I had a say in it I'd say you'd have to be covered in oil head to toe and made to sit on my face rubbing hard but that's just me and probably more for me lol" I like where you’re going with that, but that is a given. What about the initiation? | |||
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"I'm told you have to wear a catsuit and parade around on all fours. Catsuit with an open gusset?
And a tail. I presume you know where that goes.
Please can you explain where the tail goes? "I'd rather show you. Place it there myself | |||
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"Proper initiation would be a gangbang. Ten of the hottest young men just simply worshiping you. Happiest of birthdays to you! "How can I sign up for this? | |||
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"how much do you enjoy a spanking? sure that's not tooooo far from a birthday tradition. maybe in a female glory hole "Ooooh and kinky spanking in a glory hole. Now there’s an idea are you coming? | |||
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"Proper initiation would be a gangbang. Ten of the hottest young men just simply worshiping you. Happiest of birthdays to you!
How can I sign up for this? "I believe you just got your name on the list first | |||
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"How about you wear a pair of my ex girlfriend’s mums knickers and we fuck whilst I call you by her name?" Are the clean? And will they cover my arse? They need to be comfy. | |||
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"Has to be a proper initiation ceremony lots of candles and chanting, and 40 men, one by one tea bagging you, where's Rex Holes when you need him?!" Oh Christ, Rex leading an initiation chant sounds terrifying
Teabagging sounds bloody great!!! | |||
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"How about you wear a pair of my ex girlfriend’s mums knickers and we fuck whilst I call you by her name? Are the clean? And will they cover my arse? They need to be comfy. " They’re clean! They will cover some of your great bum and I reckon they’re comfy x | |||
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"how much do you enjoy a spanking? sure that's not tooooo far from a birthday tradition. maybe in a female glory hole
Ooooh and kinky spanking in a glory hole. Now there’s an idea are you coming?"we would be if that was on offer | |||
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"Proper initiation would be a gangbang. Ten of the hottest young men just simply worshiping you. Happiest of birthdays to you!
How can I sign up for this?
I believe you just got your name on the list first "First?? Are you sure its your birthday and not mine? | |||
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"Birthday gloryhole where it’s just one young cock after another?" Are you coming as well? | |||
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"How about you wear a pair of my ex girlfriend’s mums knickers and we fuck whilst I call you by her name? Are the clean? And will they cover my arse? They need to be comfy. They’re clean! They will cover some of your great bum and I reckon they’re comfy x" So far so good, but what’s her name? (secretly hoping it’s Mildred) | |||
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"how much do you enjoy a spanking? sure that's not tooooo far from a birthday tradition. maybe in a female glory hole
Ooooh and kinky spanking in a glory hole. Now there’s an idea are you coming?
we would be if that was on offer "Absolutely I’m half Scottish and I’ve never slept with anyone Scottish. So a couple would be like the cherry on the cake | |||
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"Proper initiation would be a gangbang. Ten of the hottest young men just simply worshiping you. Happiest of birthdays to you!
How can I sign up for this?
I believe you just got your name on the list first
First?? Are you sure it’s your birthday and not mine? "It can be both our birthdays. There are no rules | |||
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"Of course "Do you do magic tricks? | |||
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"How about you wear a pair of my ex girlfriend’s mums knickers and we fuck whilst I call you by her name? Are the clean? And will they cover my arse? They need to be comfy. They’re clean! They will cover some of your great bum and I reckon they’re comfy x So far so good, but what’s her name? (secretly hoping it’s Mildred)" How did you know she’s called Mildred?! | |||
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"What have you got in mind?? "You tell me Dynamo! | |||
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"Do people get hornier when they reach their 40s or less hornier?" I don't think the OP has peaked yet. | |||
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"how much do you enjoy a spanking? sure that's not tooooo far from a birthday tradition. maybe in a female glory hole
Ooooh and kinky spanking in a glory hole. Now there’s an idea are you coming?
we would be if that was on offer
Absolutely I’m half Scottish and I’ve never slept with anyone Scottish. So a couple would be like the cherry on the cake "you are a tease! we would happily look after you | |||
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"How about you wear a pair of my ex girlfriend’s mums knickers and we fuck whilst I call you by her name? Are the clean? And will they cover my arse? They need to be comfy. They’re clean! They will cover some of your great bum and I reckon they’re comfy x So far so good, but what’s her name? (secretly hoping it’s Mildred) How did you know she’s called Mildred?!" Call it a hunch. I hope the knickers have little tiny purple flowers on them and a scalloped edge. | |||
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"Do people get hornier when they reach their 40s or less hornier?" I’ll let you know in September. | |||
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"Maybe I'm just a simple creature.... But I think it would be amusing for you to dress up on your birthday as a literal cougar. I reckon you could pull it off. "Surely we'd be pulling it off. | |||
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"Magically turn one young cock into 10 to gangbang you "That’s some magic trick! May also split me in half. Two for one tricks! | |||
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"Maybe I'm just a simple creature.... But I think it would be amusing for you to dress up on your birthday as a literal cougar. I reckon you could pull it off. "I’ll be pulling something off with a bit of luck | |||
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"I’ll let you know in September. its a good irish man you need madam to show you what you've been missing out on all these years" I’m currently in Irishman rehab. I seem to attract you naughty buggers!  | |||
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"I think you would be the best looking cougar I've ever seen. "
Have you ever seen Carol Vorderman? Nigella Lawson? | |||
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"You can be our special assistant "I’m up for the challenge | |||
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"I’m turning 40 in a couple of months and therefore entering cougar territory
I feel there should be some kind of initiation. What could we do?
(make it as filthy or funny as you like)"I would be more than prepared to say I'm Fab 20 as my age and lie just so I can jump in the bath with you and we can marvel at my Fab 50 belly floating to the surface you beautiful woman! Bally birthday when it comes. Sharpen those claws! | |||
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"How many would you want around you to make it a challenge "I’m leaving the floor open to you lot. | |||
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"I’m turning 40 in a couple of months and therefore entering cougar territory
I feel there should be some kind of initiation. What could we do?
(make it as filthy or funny as you like)
I would be more than prepared to say I'm Fab 20 as my age and lie just so I can jump in the bath with you and we can marvel at my Fab 50 belly floating to the surface you beautiful woman!
Bally birthday when it comes. Sharpen those claws!"No need to change your age. Get in this bath and let me play submarine with your willy you naughty fox! | |||
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"Pssst, OP — claim back your everlasting youth with this failsafe method: Go to Account » My Details » select "correct if wrong" next to your date of birth and change your DOB. Hey presto - you're no longer a quadragenarian, instead back to a tricenarian! "Noting this down, thanks, Nero! | |||
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"Love a cougar "Oooh we caught another one! Get in the net.  | |||
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"Pssst, OP — claim back your everlasting youth with this failsafe method: Go to Account » My Details » select "correct if wrong" next to your date of birth and change your DOB. Hey presto - you're no longer a quadragenarian, instead back to a tricenarian! "Oh Nero I’m just getting warmed up to the ripe old age. I can’t handle change these days. I’ll take what’s coming to me and hope for the best | |||
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"Pssst, OP — claim back your everlasting youth with this failsafe method: Go to Account » My Details » select "correct if wrong" next to your date of birth and change your DOB. Hey presto - you're no longer a quadragenarian, instead back to a tricenarian!
Noting this down, thanks, Nero!"Daizy you’re my inspiration. If I look half as good as you at 46 I’ll be a very happy cougar | |||
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"Pssst, OP — claim back your everlasting youth with this failsafe method: Go to Account » My Details » select "correct if wrong" next to your date of birth and change your DOB. Hey presto - you're no longer a quadragenarian, instead back to a tricenarian!
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Oh Nero I’m just getting warmed up to the ripe old age. I can’t handle change these days.
I’ll take what’s coming to me and hope for the best "• You already have the best, my radiance. From this point forward it only gets progressively better. xx | |||
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"I think you would be the best looking cougar I've ever seen.
Have you ever seen Carol Vorderman? Nigella Lawson? "yes and I think you could give them a run for the money | |||
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"Love a cougar
Oooh we caught another one! Get in the net. "Gladly pmed you | |||
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"How about you wear a pair of my ex girlfriend’s mums knickers and we fuck whilst I call you by her name? Are the clean? And will they cover my arse? They need to be comfy. They’re clean! They will cover some of your great bum and I reckon they’re comfy x So far so good, but what’s her name? (secretly hoping it’s Mildred) How did you know she’s called Mildred?! Call it a hunch. I hope the knickers have little tiny purple flowers on them and a scalloped edge. " I actually think 'she' is called 'Bernard' and the 'knickers' are M&S Y-fronts, and instead of 'tiny purple flowers' you will find a large yellow stain. Replace the 'scalloped edge' with 'fraying seams'. Damn, the birthday fantasy appears to have been tarnished. | |||
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"Only in America will you become a cougar, around here you’ll just be a milf. The mr " On fab you're actually now just desperate and "look good for your age". | |||
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If I absolutely *had* to think of something though - it would be Dancing Bear vibes. But with more strippers & less audience. | |||
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"I'm just going to make a cake and sweet treats....to be served off a smooth naked young man. I know just the place for the ring doughnuts." Those holes are pretty small... | |||
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"Oh to be 40 again. I'm turning 50 soon.... Enjoy, hope you make it wonderful whatever you do
I’ll be sure to report back
You also need to see in your 50s with a spectacular initiation
Please do!
Um, I wouldn't know where to start! I'm past gangbanging, everything aches and I know if I get too jiggy then things might fall off or out
Like a kinky game of Operation
Oh believe me I’m not far off falling apart."Lmao could make life interesting | |||
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"Some sort of unvailing parade like when they get a new big cat at the zoo.. we can invite the kids from the local community to watch you sprint across an open field and feed you. Can we swap the kids for hot young men please? "Legally it might be safer alright | |||
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"I can recommend an initiation like I had OP. It was soooo much fun
LB, you can’t leave us hanging. We need details "Sent details to you directly OP | |||
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"I can recommend an initiation like I had OP. It was soooo much fun
LB, you can’t leave us hanging. We need details
Sent details to you directly OP "I imagine this is something that would cause an innocent like me to turn a darker shade of red | |||
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"I’m turning 40 in a couple of months and therefore entering cougar territory
I feel there should be some kind of initiation. What could we do?
(make it as filthy or funny as you like)"I think you shoukd have to suck a trans cougars ballbag for 40 min and 40 seconds | |||
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"I’m turning 40 in a couple of months and therefore entering cougar territory
I feel there should be some kind of initiation. What could we do?
(make it as filthy or funny as you like)"Play with me now, once you enter cougar territory I’ll be to old | |||
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"How about you wear a pair of my ex girlfriend’s mums knickers and we fuck whilst I call you by her name? Are the clean? And will they cover my arse? They need to be comfy. They’re clean! They will cover some of your great bum and I reckon they’re comfy x So far so good, but what’s her name? (secretly hoping it’s Mildred) How did you know she’s called Mildred?! Call it a hunch. I hope the knickers have little tiny purple flowers on them and a scalloped edge. I actually think 'she' is called 'Bernard' and the 'knickers' are M&S Y-fronts, and instead of 'tiny purple flowers' you will find a large yellow stain. Replace the 'scalloped edge' with 'fraying seams'. Damn, the birthday fantasy appears to have been tarnished. "Ooooooft! Now this fantasy just turned up a couple of notches on the heat dial!! | |||
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"Only in America will you become a cougar, around here you’ll just be a milf. The mr " I could never be a milf, unless we are classing dogs as children. and I think the Cougar phenomenon started in Canada when Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher started dating. I could be wrong. But I’m happy to adopt it | |||
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"I'm just going to make a cake and sweet treats....to be served off a smooth naked young man. I know just the place for the ring doughnuts. Those holes are pretty small..." She’s going to put the doughnut on his middle finger | |||
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"I’m turning 40 in a couple of months and therefore entering cougar territory
I feel there should be some kind of initiation. What could we do?
(make it as filthy or funny as you like)
I would be more than prepared to say I'm Fab 20 as my age and lie just so I can jump in the bath with you and we can marvel at my Fab 50 belly floating to the surface you beautiful woman!
Bally birthday when it comes. Sharpen those claws!
No need to change your age. Get in this bath and let me play submarine with your willy you naughty fox!""Down periscope up sausage!" Came the cry from Captain Fox from the bridge of HMS Fab | |||
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"Neon yellow nail varnish to a works do. Leopard print everything. Searching the web for a gardener, not based on reviews but looks and age. Chuckling why boys are contacting when all you're wearing is a thong. Looking for girth. " I did actually hire a plumber once because his photo was on a comparison site and he was super hot! We became good friends took fucking months for him to fix my boiler though! | |||
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"I’m turning 40 in a couple of months and therefore entering cougar territory
I feel there should be some kind of initiation. What could we do?
(make it as filthy or funny as you like)
I think you shoukd have to suck a trans cougars ballbag for 40 min and 40 seconds "Now you know me too well Wilts this is a good initiation! I’ll even wear a nose clip to make it extra hard! | |||
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"I’m turning 40 in a couple of months and therefore entering cougar territory
I feel there should be some kind of initiation. What could we do?
(make it as filthy or funny as you like)
I think you shoukd have to suck a trans cougars ballbag for 40 min and 40 seconds
Now you know me too well Wilts this is a good initiation! I’ll even wear a nose clip to make it extra hard!"My bag is waiting for you when you are ready xx just sling a message and I’ll be bouncing them over to you | |||
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"I’m turning 40 in a couple of months and therefore entering cougar territory
I feel there should be some kind of initiation. What could we do?
(make it as filthy or funny as you like)
I think you shoukd have to suck a trans cougars ballbag for 40 min and 40 seconds "Is this a group event | |||
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"I can recommend an initiation like I had OP. It was soooo much fun
LB, you can’t leave us hanging. We need details
Sent details to you directly OP
I imagine this is something that would cause an innocent like me to turn a darker shade of red "It probably would darling. But I think the OP liked the details | |||
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"I’m turning 40 in a couple of months and therefore entering cougar territory
I feel there should be some kind of initiation. What could we do?
(make it as filthy or funny as you like)
I think you shoukd have to suck a trans cougars ballbag for 40 min and 40 seconds
Is this a group event "It could be. Team bagging is fun | |||
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"I’m turning 40 in a couple of months and therefore entering cougar territory
I feel there should be some kind of initiation. What could we do?
(make it as filthy or funny as you like)
I think you shoukd have to suck a trans cougars ballbag for 40 min and 40 seconds
Is this a group event
It could be. Team bagging is fun "I would like to purchase 1 admission ticket please | |||
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"I’m turning 40 in a couple of months and therefore entering cougar territory
I feel there should be some kind of initiation. What could we do?
(make it as filthy or funny as you like)
I think you shoukd have to suck a trans cougars ballbag for 40 min and 40 seconds
Is this a group event
It could be. Team bagging is fun
I would like to purchase 1 admission ticket please "Would you like seated or standing sir? We also have a VIP option which includes upgraded toilet and a snack bar. | |||
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"I’m turning 40 in a couple of months and therefore entering cougar territory
I feel there should be some kind of initiation. What could we do?
(make it as filthy or funny as you like)
I think you shoukd have to suck a trans cougars ballbag for 40 min and 40 seconds
Is this a group event
It could be. Team bagging is fun
I would like to purchase 1 admission ticket please
Would you like seated or standing sir? We also have a VIP option which includes upgraded toilet and a snack bar. "Os there an accessible seating area? | |||
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"I’m turning 40 in a couple of months and therefore entering cougar territory
I feel there should be some kind of initiation. What could we do?
(make it as filthy or funny as you like)
I think you shoukd have to suck a trans cougars ballbag for 40 min and 40 seconds
Is this a group event
It could be. Team bagging is fun
I would like to purchase 1 admission ticket please
Would you like seated or standing sir? We also have a VIP option which includes upgraded toilet and a snack bar. "VIP please as I do love snacks | |||
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"I’m turning 40 in a couple of months and therefore entering cougar territory
I feel there should be some kind of initiation. What could we do?
(make it as filthy or funny as you like)
I think you shoukd have to suck a trans cougars ballbag for 40 min and 40 seconds
Is this a group event
It could be. Team bagging is fun
I would like to purchase 1 admission ticket please
Would you like seated or standing sir? We also have a VIP option which includes upgraded toilet and a snack bar.
VIP please as I do love snacks "Got to be screened too In the local I Max cinema…. On Dolby sound around I would love to see this ! ( is that too Perverted) | |||
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"We love a cougar "Well hello waves x | |||
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"An evening with Dean Gaffney is a tradition where I’m from. Sure he’s on here somewhere. "
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"I’m turning 40 in a couple of months and therefore entering cougar territory
I feel there should be some kind of initiation. What could we do?
(make it as filthy or funny as you like)
I think you shoukd have to suck a trans cougars ballbag for 40 min and 40 seconds
Is this a group event
It could be. Team bagging is fun
I would like to purchase 1 admission ticket please
Would you like seated or standing sir? We also have a VIP option which includes upgraded toilet and a snack bar.
VIP please as I do love snacks
Got to be screened too
In the local I Max cinema…. On Dolby sound around
I would love to see this ! ( is that too
Perverted) "Nothing is too perverted for an initiation
So that’s one upgraded ViP ticket, unlimited snacks, a posh bog, Dolby surround screen and sound, how about live interaction for a further £1500? | |||
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"Is 40 a cougar? Asking for a friend Tell your friend that 40 can be whatever they want it to be, but I’m being a cougar. It’s my party and I’ll cry if I want to!" Well premature Happy birthday  | |||
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"I’m turning 40 in a couple of months and therefore entering cougar territory
I feel there should be some kind of initiation. What could we do?
(make it as filthy or funny as you like)
I think you shoukd have to suck a trans cougars ballbag for 40 min and 40 seconds
Is this a group event
It could be. Team bagging is fun
I would like to purchase 1 admission ticket please
Would you like seated or standing sir? We also have a VIP option which includes upgraded toilet and a snack bar.
VIP please as I do love snacks
Got to be screened too
In the local I Max cinema…. On Dolby sound around
I would love to see this ! ( is that too
Perverted)
Nothing is too perverted for an initiation
So that’s one upgraded ViP ticket, unlimited snacks, a posh bog, Dolby surround screen and sound, how about live interaction for a further £1500?"Does the £1500 include goggles? All the substances flying about, my eyes are very sensitive. | |||
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"I’m turning 40 in a couple of months and therefore entering cougar territory
I feel there should be some kind of initiation. What could we do?
(make it as filthy or funny as you like)
I think you shoukd have to suck a trans cougars ballbag for 40 min and 40 seconds
Is this a group event
It could be. Team bagging is fun
I would like to purchase 1 admission ticket please
Would you like seated or standing sir? We also have a VIP option which includes upgraded toilet and a snack bar.
VIP please as I do love snacks
Got to be screened too
In the local I Max cinema…. On Dolby sound around
I would love to see this ! ( is that too
Perverted)
Nothing is too perverted for an initiation
So that’s one upgraded ViP ticket, unlimited snacks, a posh bog, Dolby surround screen and sound, how about live interaction for a further £1500?
Does the £1500 include goggles? All the substances flying about, my eyes are very sensitive."We can provide disposable eye protection and latex free gloves for the allergic among us. If you prefer your viewing in 3d bring a pack-a-mac | |||
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"I’m turning 40 in a couple of months and therefore entering cougar territory
I feel there should be some kind of initiation. What could we do?
(make it as filthy or funny as you like)
I think you shoukd have to suck a trans cougars ballbag for 40 min and 40 seconds
Is this a group event
It could be. Team bagging is fun
I would like to purchase 1 admission ticket please
Would you like seated or standing sir? We also have a VIP option which includes upgraded toilet and a snack bar.
VIP please as I do love snacks
Got to be screened too
In the local I Max cinema…. On Dolby sound around
I would love to see this ! ( is that too
Perverted)
Nothing is too perverted for an initiation
So that’s one upgraded ViP ticket, unlimited snacks, a posh bog, Dolby surround screen and sound, how about live interaction for a further £1500?
Does the £1500 include goggles? All the substances flying about, my eyes are very sensitive.
We can provide disposable eye protection and latex free gloves for the allergic among us. If you prefer your viewing in 3d bring a pack-a-mac "I do like a cagoule, sign me up! | |||
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"I’m turning 40 in a couple of months and therefore entering cougar territory
I feel there should be some kind of initiation. What could we do?
(make it as filthy or funny as you like)
I think you shoukd have to suck a trans cougars ballbag for 40 min and 40 seconds
Is this a group event
It could be. Team bagging is fun
I would like to purchase 1 admission ticket please
Would you like seated or standing sir? We also have a VIP option which includes upgraded toilet and a snack bar.
VIP please as I do love snacks
Got to be screened too
In the local I Max cinema…. On Dolby sound around
I would love to see this ! ( is that too
Perverted)
Nothing is too perverted for an initiation
So that’s one upgraded ViP ticket, unlimited snacks, a posh bog, Dolby surround screen and sound, how about live interaction for a further £1500?
Does the £1500 include goggles? All the substances flying about, my eyes are very sensitive.
We can provide disposable eye protection and latex free gloves for the allergic among us. If you prefer your viewing in 3d bring a pack-a-mac
I do like a cagoule, sign me up!"Kinky. | |||
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"I’m turning 40 in a couple of months and therefore entering cougar territory
I feel there should be some kind of initiation. What could we do?
(make it as filthy or funny as you like)
I think you shoukd have to suck a trans cougars ballbag for 40 min and 40 seconds
Is this a group event
It could be. Team bagging is fun
I would like to purchase 1 admission ticket please
Would you like seated or standing sir? We also have a VIP option which includes upgraded toilet and a snack bar.
VIP please as I do love snacks
Got to be screened too
In the local I Max cinema…. On Dolby sound around
I would love to see this ! ( is that too
Perverted)
Nothing is too perverted for an initiation
So that’s one upgraded ViP ticket, unlimited snacks, a posh bog, Dolby surround screen and sound, how about live interaction for a further £1500?
Does the £1500 include goggles? All the substances flying about, my eyes are very sensitive.
We can provide disposable eye protection and latex free gloves for the allergic among us. If you prefer your viewing in 3d bring a pack-a-mac
I do like a cagoule, sign me up!
Kinky. "Who doesn’t love a sexy shower proof poncho! | |||
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"I’m turning 40 in a couple of months and therefore entering cougar territory
I feel there should be some kind of initiation. What could we do?
(make it as filthy or funny as you like)"Lots of leopard print and rarring please | |||
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"Maybe a load of young men treat you to a bukkake then you get to chose your favourites who then get to fuck you" Probably the repeaters. That would be my guess. | |||
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"I’m turning 40 in a couple of months and therefore entering cougar territory
I feel there should be some kind of initiation. What could we do?
(make it as filthy or funny as you like)
I think you shoukd have to suck a trans cougars ballbag for 40 min and 40 seconds
Is this a group event
It could be. Team bagging is fun
I would like to purchase 1 admission ticket please
Would you like seated or standing sir? We also have a VIP option which includes upgraded toilet and a snack bar.
VIP please as I do love snacks
Got to be screened too
In the local I Max cinema…. On Dolby sound around
I would love to see this ! ( is that too
Perverted)
Nothing is too perverted for an initiation
So that’s one upgraded ViP ticket, unlimited snacks, a posh bog, Dolby surround screen and sound, how about live interaction for a further £1500?"£1500 what’s the price without interaction? | |||
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"My balls are for everyone… I am all inclusive. No bud light boycotting here "So does the all Inclusive have set eating times? Or is it a graze all day kind of option | |||
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"I’m turning 40 in a couple of months and therefore entering cougar territory
I feel there should be some kind of initiation. What could we do?
(make it as filthy or funny as you like)"40! I'd love to get my hands on you! Glory hole then come around n let me fill both holes of yours, tie you down with some silk rope :p | |||
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"Is 40 the age you become a cougar? Interesting. Also when are you too old to become a sugar baby? Asking for me "I’ve always seen it as a Puma up to 40 then Cougar after that
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"Proper initiation would be a gangbang. Ten of the hottest young men just simply worshiping you. Happiest of birthdays to you! "Oh yes that's a great idea. I organised something along those lines for a partner's 40. Well it was more an aspect of a week of celebration. A weekend in her favourite city, a party with a BBQ, a very sensual 3 threesome and an epic gangbang where she could thrive on her exhibitionism, as she so dearly loved. And Cake of course lots of cake. There was much rejoicing. | |||
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"Maybe a load of young men treat you to a bukkake then you get to chose your favourites who then get to fuck you" I think this is definitely going to have to be the initiation. So many of you have suggested a gang bang/ worship type scenario. I’m here for it!!!! | |||
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"I’m turning 40 in a couple of months and therefore entering cougar territory
I feel there should be some kind of initiation. What could we do?
(make it as filthy or funny as you like)
I think you shoukd have to suck a trans cougars ballbag for 40 min and 40 seconds
Is this a group event
It could be. Team bagging is fun
I would like to purchase 1 admission ticket please
Would you like seated or standing sir? We also have a VIP option which includes upgraded toilet and a snack bar.
VIP please as I do love snacks
Got to be screened too
In the local I Max cinema…. On Dolby sound around
I would love to see this ! ( is that too
Perverted)
Nothing is too perverted for an initiation
So that’s one upgraded ViP ticket, unlimited snacks, a posh bog, Dolby surround screen and sound, how about live interaction for a further £1500?
£1500 what’s the price without interaction? "A bucket of your finest cum | |||
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"Is 40 the age you become a cougar? Interesting. Also when are you too old to become a sugar baby? Asking for me "Cede, I would also like to know the answer to that life mystery. | |||
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"Proper initiation would be a gangbang. Ten of the hottest young men just simply worshiping you. Happiest of birthdays to you!
Oh yes that's a great idea.
I organised something along those lines for a partner's 40. Well it was more an aspect of a week of celebration. A weekend in her favourite city, a party with a BBQ, a very sensual 3 threesome and an epic gangbang where she could thrive on her exhibitionism, as she so dearly loved. And Cake of course lots of cake. There was much rejoicing.
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"You're going to be middle aged soon YB. It was lovely knowing you during your youthful years; no advice on how to be a cougar but I'm sure one of the elderly will have helped by now. "Aw Meli I enjoyed every minute of my late 30s spent with you | |||
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"Just be careful not to get out of bed too quickly, also don’t sneeze ….ever, buy as many pairs of reading glasses as possible and leave them all around the house, you will walk into rooms and thing ‘what the fuck did I come in here for? ‘ sorry I can’t be more positive about turning forty , it’s a blast honest " That’s been me in my 30s! I’ve already got an order in for my adult nappies and denture tablets. | |||
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"Can we back date initiations....asking for a friend (alright it's me and I'm closer to 50 in September than I am 40 )
Tinder "No way!!! You’re not closer to 50! I don’t believe you. Let’s have a joint initiation | |||
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"Just be careful not to get out of bed too quickly, also don’t sneeze ….ever, buy as many pairs of reading glasses as possible and leave them all around the house, you will walk into rooms and thing ‘what the fuck did I come in here for? ‘ sorry I can’t be more positive about turning forty , it’s a blast honest That’s been me in my 30s! I’ve already got an order in for my adult nappies and denture tablets. "Can I preorder a sloppy BJ for when all your teeth fall out? | |||
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"need some guy. to worship you and bring you treats and serve your sexy needs " Sounds absolutely perfect! I could get too used to that though. | |||
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"Just be careful not to get out of bed too quickly, also don’t sneeze ….ever, buy as many pairs of reading glasses as possible and leave them all around the house, you will walk into rooms and thing ‘what the fuck did I come in here for? ‘ sorry I can’t be more positive about turning forty , it’s a blast honest That’s been me in my 30s! I’ve already got an order in for my adult nappies and denture tablets.
Can I preorder a sloppy BJ for when all your teeth fall out? "
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"Proper initiation would be a gangbang. Ten of the hottest young men just simply worshiping you. Happiest of birthdays to you!
Oh yes that's a great idea.
I organised something along those lines for a partner's 40. Well it was more an aspect of a week of celebration. A weekend in her favourite city, a party with a BBQ, a very sensual 3 threesome and an epic gangbang where she could thrive on her exhibitionism, as she so dearly loved. And Cake of course lots of cake. There was much rejoicing.
Do you have a brother? " yes I do. | |||
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"Just be careful not to get out of bed too quickly, also don’t sneeze ….ever, buy as many pairs of reading glasses as possible and leave them all around the house, you will walk into rooms and thing ‘what the fuck did I come in here for? ‘ sorry I can’t be more positive about turning forty , it’s a blast honest That’s been me in my 30s! I’ve already got an order in for my adult nappies and denture tablets.
Can I preorder a sloppy BJ for when all your teeth fall out?
Absolutely! I’ll give you a lovely sloppy gumjob "And I’ll fill your mouth up as a reward | |||
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"Proper initiation would be a gangbang. Ten of the hottest young men just simply worshiping you. Happiest of birthdays to you!
Oh yes that's a great idea.
I organised something along those lines for a partner's 40. Well it was more an aspect of a week of celebration. A weekend in her favourite city, a party with a BBQ, a very sensual 3 threesome and an epic gangbang where she could thrive on her exhibitionism, as she so dearly loved. And Cake of course lots of cake. There was much rejoicing.
Do you have a brother?
yes I do."1) is he single? 2) is he has thoughtful as you? 3) is he kinky? | |||
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"Just be careful not to get out of bed too quickly, also don’t sneeze ….ever, buy as many pairs of reading glasses as possible and leave them all around the house, you will walk into rooms and thing ‘what the fuck did I come in here for? ‘ sorry I can’t be more positive about turning forty , it’s a blast honest That’s been me in my 30s! I’ve already got an order in for my adult nappies and denture tablets.
Can I preorder a sloppy BJ for when all your teeth fall out?
Absolutely! I’ll give you a lovely sloppy gumjob
And I’ll fill your mouth up as a reward "Good boy | |||
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"Proper initiation would be a gangbang. Ten of the hottest young men just simply worshiping you. Happiest of birthdays to you!
Oh yes that's a great idea.
I organised something along those lines for a partner's 40. Well it was more an aspect of a week of celebration. A weekend in her favourite city, a party with a BBQ, a very sensual 3 threesome and an epic gangbang where she could thrive on her exhibitionism, as she so dearly loved. And Cake of course lots of cake. There was much rejoicing.
Do you have a brother?
yes I do.
1) is he single?
2) is he has thoughtful as you?
3) is he kinky?
"1) no he's going full on buying a house, mortgage and having babies. 2) aww thank you. Yes I think he is. 3) no not really. I've had few low level conversations in the past and he's said: you guys know it's not normal to have sex 3 times a day right? | |||
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"Proper initiation would be a gangbang. Ten of the hottest young men just simply worshiping you. Happiest of birthdays to you!
Oh yes that's a great idea.
I organised something along those lines for a partner's 40. Well it was more an aspect of a week of celebration. A weekend in her favourite city, a party with a BBQ, a very sensual 3 threesome and an epic gangbang where she could thrive on her exhibitionism, as she so dearly loved. And Cake of course lots of cake. There was much rejoicing.
Do you have a brother?
yes I do.
1) is he single?
2) is he has thoughtful as you?
3) is he kinky?
1) no he's going full on buying a house, mortgage and having babies.
2) aww thank you. Yes I think he is.
3) no not really. I've had few low level conversations in the past and he's said: you guys know it's not normal to have sex 3 times a day right?"Do you have any uncles? | |||
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"Proper initiation would be a gangbang. Ten of the hottest young men just simply worshiping you. Happiest of birthdays to you!
Oh yes that's a great idea.
I organised something along those lines for a partner's 40. Well it was more an aspect of a week of celebration. A weekend in her favourite city, a party with a BBQ, a very sensual 3 threesome and an epic gangbang where she could thrive on her exhibitionism, as she so dearly loved. And Cake of course lots of cake. There was much rejoicing.
Do you have a brother?
yes I do.
1) is he single?
2) is he has thoughtful as you?
3) is he kinky?
1) no he's going full on buying a house, mortgage and having babies.
2) aww thank you. Yes I think he is.
3) no not really. I've had few low level conversations in the past and he's said: you guys know it's not normal to have sex 3 times a day right?
Do you have any uncles? "I'm getting self-conscious now, anyone but me? I could dig up my grandad for you.
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"Proper initiation would be a gangbang. Ten of the hottest young men just simply worshiping you. Happiest of birthdays to you!
Oh yes that's a great idea.
I organised something along those lines for a partner's 40. Well it was more an aspect of a week of celebration. A weekend in her favourite city, a party with a BBQ, a very sensual 3 threesome and an epic gangbang where she could thrive on her exhibitionism, as she so dearly loved. And Cake of course lots of cake. There was much rejoicing.
Do you have a brother?
yes I do.
1) is he single?
2) is he has thoughtful as you?
3) is he kinky?
1) no he's going full on buying a house, mortgage and having babies.
2) aww thank you. Yes I think he is.
3) no not really. I've had few low level conversations in the past and he's said: you guys know it's not normal to have sex 3 times a day right?
Do you have any uncles?
I'm getting self-conscious now, anyone but me?
I could dig up my grandad for you.
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Ok well you’re more than welcome to arrange my initiation but I’m also intrigued by the dug up grandad. | |||
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"Proper initiation would be a gangbang. Ten of the hottest young men just simply worshiping you. Happiest of birthdays to you!
Oh yes that's a great idea.
I organised something along those lines for a partner's 40. Well it was more an aspect of a week of celebration. A weekend in her favourite city, a party with a BBQ, a very sensual 3 threesome and an epic gangbang where she could thrive on her exhibitionism, as she so dearly loved. And Cake of course lots of cake. There was much rejoicing.
Do you have a brother?
yes I do.
1) is he single?
2) is he has thoughtful as you?
3) is he kinky?
1) no he's going full on buying a house, mortgage and having babies.
2) aww thank you. Yes I think he is.
3) no not really. I've had few low level conversations in the past and he's said: you guys know it's not normal to have sex 3 times a day right?
Do you have any uncles?
I'm getting self-conscious now, anyone but me?
I could dig up my grandad for you.
Oh I may have misread. For a partner. I assumed a current one.
Ok well you’re more than welcome to arrange my initiation but I’m also intrigued by the dug up grandad. "Well I did wonder if there was a woman out there, who could push my comfort zone and introduce something new.
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"Maybe a load of young men treat you to a bukkake then you get to chose your favourites who then get to fuck you I think this is definitely going to have to be the initiation. So many of you have suggested a gang bang/ worship type scenario. I’m here for it!!!! "Im expecting an invite if you're using my idea... | |||
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"Birthday gloryhole where it’s just one young cock after another? Are you coming as well? "I would definitely love to come | |||
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"I’m turning 40 in a couple of months and therefore entering cougar territory
I feel there should be some kind of initiation. What could we do?
(make it as filthy or funny as you like)"Ummmm is this a trick question? Surely the initiation is basically a hen night-esc vibe, but you turn up to the nearest student night/bar and start mauling cubs before you get arrested or hailed a goddess? (Shoulder shrug) | |||
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