As the title informs you me and the mr fiddles are to duel at dawn, pork swords at the ready!!
But he’s told me I need a second, a sidekick, a brother/sister in arms, a compadre.
Now the sneaky little devil has claimed my wife as his second, so I am stuck for a partner.
So if anyone would like to watch me and fiddles fight to the pork sword death then please apply by commenting on the post telling me why you are worthy to fight along my side, in what is to be ( as the Oracle predicted ) an epic battle, that shall live on in legend for centuries to come.
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"Fiddlesticks picked me  he couldn't have picked anyone worse!
(Sorry _iddlesticks)"
Although if it all goes wrong, you could hold my head to your bosom and cradle me as I slip from this mortal coil. |
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"Any suggestions as to how we declare a winner. "
I thought it was to the death, but now thinking about it, my hip would probably give out before that happened.
So we also need a volunteer referee. Anyone ?
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"Any suggestions as to how we declare a winner.
Treat it like a thumb war. Whoever can hold the other sword down for 5 seconds wins
"1, 2, 3, 4, I win the pork sword war""
Ooooh, is it a three way now? I might have to sell tickets  |
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"Any suggestions as to how we declare a winner.
Treat it like a thumb war. Whoever can hold the other sword down for 5 seconds wins
"1, 2, 3, 4, I win the pork sword war"
Ooooh, is it a three way now? I might have to sell tickets "
A 3 way!!! Whoaaaaaaa... I was merely suggesting the winning chant! |
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"Any suggestions as to how we declare a winner.
Treat it like a thumb war. Whoever can hold the other sword down for 5 seconds wins
"1, 2, 3, 4, I win the pork sword war"
Ooooh, is it a three way now? I might have to sell tickets
A 3 way!!! Whoaaaaaaa... I was merely suggesting the winning chant!"
Haven’t got the minerals eh! |
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"Any suggestions as to how we declare a winner.
Treat it like a thumb war. Whoever can hold the other sword down for 5 seconds wins
"1, 2, 3, 4, I win the pork sword war"
Ooooh, is it a three way now? I might have to sell tickets
A 3 way!!! Whoaaaaaaa... I was merely suggesting the winning chant!
Haven’t got the minerals eh! "
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