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Smelly booty or smelly breath?
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"If someone wakes up in the morning thinking shall I clean my teeth or arse today, or has these on some kind of rota system I would think they are best avoided."
Exactly what I was just thinking.
Do they flip a coin? Heads. Ok, washing the teeth again, arse will have to wait til another day |
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By *mily36CWoman 27 weeks ago
Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?) |
"Well you can chew gum not sure it works in your brown eye though "
Sounds like there's a gap in the market for an arse freshener invention ... dragons den anyone?!  |
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"Hygiene please … scrubbed and rubbed, polished and buffed …
You can always use gaffer tape over the mouth 
Erm... aren't there laws against that  "
Exactly. I take personal hygiene my no. 1 priority, always. However I've seen people who lack in this department which is a massive turn off. I mean how much of an effort is it to be nice and clean, and smelling fresh?? |
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By *ripfillMan 27 weeks ago
Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant |
"Hygiene please … scrubbed and rubbed, polished and buffed …
You can always use gaffer tape over the mouth
Erm... aren't there laws against that "
Oh heck ….? … ups a daisy .. !  |
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