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"First…." Cream  | |||
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"First…." Cognac tonight brother  | |||
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"and we're off and running again and there were lots of people in the last one - i wanted to investigate the anatomy "Hmmm, more like practice it  | |||
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"and we're off and running again and there were lots of people in the last one - i wanted to investigate the anatomy "All of it? | |||
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"and we're off and running again and there were lots of people in the last one - i wanted to investigate the anatomy
Hmmm, more like practice it "Ok dropping trousers ….. | |||
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"First…. Cognac tonight brother "Love a good cognac but couldn't have one tonight | |||
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"And there I was, being all nice on another thread and you started without me! " Wasn’t me | |||
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"And there I was, being all nice on another thread and you started without me! " … Foozle runs to Mrs FC…. Big hug…. Begs for cream and a lap… | |||
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"Walks in wonders what I've walked into? Foozle with no kecks and everyone on cognac " It’s par for the course here. | |||
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"Walks in wonders what I've walked into? Foozle with no kecks and everyone on cognac " Not everyone! How do, Scouse? | |||
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"Walks in wonders what I've walked into? Foozle with no kecks and everyone on cognac " Timing is good!!! | |||
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"Walks in wonders what I've walked into? Foozle with no kecks and everyone on cognac Timing is good!!! "My local chinese always says 20 minute  | |||
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"Walks in wonders what I've walked into? Foozle with no kecks and everyone on cognac " ...erm, Foozle has run towards me with his trousers round his ankles, for a hug....trip hazard, and comedic mental image! | |||
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"Walks in wonders what I've walked into? Foozle with no kecks and everyone on cognac ...erm, Foozle has run towards me with his trousers round his ankles, for a hug....trip hazard, and comedic mental image! " Foozle cries….. hug needed …. | |||
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"Walks in wonders what I've walked into? Foozle with no kecks and everyone on cognac ...erm, Foozle has run towards me with his trousers round his ankles, for a hug....trip hazard, and comedic mental image! Foozle cries….. hug needed …." There, there, Foozle. Now spit, spot, time to get on. A spoonful of sugar and all that! | |||
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"Walks in wonders what I've walked into? Foozle with no kecks and everyone on cognac Not everyone! How do, Scouse? " Alright Mrs F. Would ask if that's not on cognac or wearing kecks but depends how much I'd get told off? | |||
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"Walks in wonders what I've walked into? Foozle with no kecks and everyone on cognac ...erm, Foozle has run towards me with his trousers round his ankles, for a hug....trip hazard, and comedic mental image! Foozle cries….. hug needed …. There, there, Foozle. Now spit, spot, time to get on. A spoonful of sugar and all that! " … brushes himself off… opens mouth for Mrs FC’s medicine…. | |||
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"First…. Cognac tonight brother
Love a good cognac but couldn't have one tonight "I will pour a couple out for you | |||
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"Walks in wonders what I've walked into? Foozle with no kecks and everyone on cognac Timing is good!!!
My local chinese always says 20 minute "What have you ordered? | |||
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"Walks in wonders what I've walked into? Foozle with no kecks and everyone on cognac Timing is good!!!
My local chinese always says 20 minute
What have you ordered? "It is irrelevant. It's all 20 minute, whatever you order. | |||
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"And there I was, being all nice on another thread and you started without me! Wasn’t me" i was still searching for the anatomy | |||
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"Walks in wonders what I've walked into? Foozle with no kecks and everyone on cognac Timing is good!!!
My local chinese always says 20 minute
What have you ordered?
It is irrelevant. It's all 20 minute, whatever you order. "^^^^^^^^^^^ i saw what you did there !!  | |||
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"And there I was, being all nice on another thread and you started without me! Wasn’t me i was still searching for the anatomy "Check in the minstrels bag.  | |||
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"And there I was, being all nice on another thread and you started without me! Wasn’t me i was still searching for the anatomy
Check in the minstrels bag. "well i was having a little rummage | |||
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"Walks in wonders what I've walked into? Foozle with no kecks and everyone on cognac Timing is good!!!
My local chinese always says 20 minute
What have you ordered?
It is irrelevant. It's all 20 minute, whatever you order.
^^^^^^^^^^^ i saw what you did there !! "Does that mean I am not only beautiful but clever too? Please say yes, tenner in yoor inbox | |||
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"Walks in wonders what I've walked into? Foozle with no kecks and everyone on cognac Not everyone! How do, Scouse? Alright Mrs F. Would ask if that's not on cognac or wearing kecks but depends how much I'd get told off? " I'm not wearing kecks, or not not wearing kecks, but then I'm still in my work attire. And no cognac, that's for very special occasions! | |||
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"Walks in wonders what I've walked into? Foozle with no kecks and everyone on cognac Timing is good!!!
My local chinese always says 20 minute
What have you ordered?
It is irrelevant. It's all 20 minute, whatever you order.
^^^^^^^^^^^ i saw what you did there !!
Does that mean I am not only beautiful but clever too? Please say yes, tenner in yoor inbox "yes, yes, yes, yes, | |||
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"And there I was, being all nice on another thread and you started without me! Wasn’t me" You were also being nice | |||
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"Walks in wonders what I've walked into? Foozle with no kecks and everyone on cognac Timing is good!!!
My local chinese always says 20 minute
What have you ordered?
It is irrelevant. It's all 20 minute, whatever you order.
^^^^^^^^^^^ i saw what you did there !!
Does that mean I am not only beautiful but clever too? Please say yes, tenner in yoor inbox
yes, yes, yes, yes, "Greedy girl, that's 40 quid now | |||
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"And there I was, being all nice on another thread and you started without me! Wasn’t me i was still searching for the anatomy "Did you find anything useful?  | |||
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"And there I was, being all nice on another thread and you started without me! Wasn’t me i was still searching for the anatomy
Did you find anything useful? "A few stale minstrels. | |||
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"And there I was, being all nice on another thread and you started without me! Wasn’t me i was still searching for the anatomy
Did you find anything useful?
A few stale minstrels. "I'm refraining from saying something far too inappropriate. Something people of a certain age may understand.... | |||
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"And there I was, being all nice on another thread and you started without me! Wasn’t me i was still searching for the anatomy
Did you find anything useful?
A few stale minstrels.
I'm refraining from saying something far too inappropriate. Something people of a certain age may understand...." | |||
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"And there I was, being all nice on another thread and you started without me! Wasn’t me i was still searching for the anatomy
Did you find anything useful?
A few stale minstrels.
I'm refraining from saying something far too inappropriate. Something people of a certain age may understand...."One step to the side and not making eye contact   | |||
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"And there I was, being all nice on another thread and you started without me! Wasn’t me i was still searching for the anatomy
Did you find anything useful?
A few stale minstrels.
I'm refraining from saying something far too inappropriate. Something people of a certain age may understand....
One step to the side and not making eye contact "It's ok, I'm not saying a word. | |||
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"And there I was, being all nice on another thread and you started without me! Wasn’t me i was still searching for the anatomy
Did you find anything useful?
A few stale minstrels.
I'm refraining from saying something far too inappropriate. Something people of a certain age may understand....
One step to the side and not making eye contact
It's ok, I'm not saying a word. "Oh go on…….i double dog dare ya. | |||
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"And there I was, being all nice on another thread and you started without me! Wasn’t me i was still searching for the anatomy
Did you find anything useful?
A few stale minstrels.
I'm refraining from saying something far too inappropriate. Something people of a certain age may understand....
One step to the side and not making eye contact
It's ok, I'm not saying a word.
Oh go on…….i double dog dare ya. "Nope! My lips - all of them - are closed on this matter! | |||
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"And there I was, being all nice on another thread and you started without me! Wasn’t me i was still searching for the anatomy
Did you find anything useful?
A few stale minstrels.
I'm refraining from saying something far too inappropriate. Something people of a certain age may understand....
One step to the side and not making eye contact
It's ok, I'm not saying a word.
Oh go on…….i double dog dare ya. "Word | |||
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"And there I was, being all nice on another thread and you started without me! Wasn’t me i was still searching for the anatomy
Did you find anything useful?
A few stale minstrels.
I'm refraining from saying something far too inappropriate. Something people of a certain age may understand....
One step to the side and not making eye contact
It's ok, I'm not saying a word.
Oh go on…….i double dog dare ya.
Word"Nope. Not ever! | |||
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"There’s nobody else reading……… "Erm........don't believe you! | |||
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"There’s nobody else reading………
Erm........don't believe you! "Being more sesnsible and sticking to the cognac | |||
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"There’s nobody else reading………
Erm........don't believe you!
Being more sesnsible and sticking to the cognac "No cognac either! | |||
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"Of all the weirdest cold calls in Mandarin followed by English "Press 1 for..." "Press 2 for..." " It wasn't me, I swear | |||
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"Of all the weirdest cold calls in Mandarin followed by English "Press 1 for Chicken Feet Chop Suey" "Press 2 for Cow Windpipe Chow Mein" " Not that weird. It'll take 20 minutes though... | |||
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"Of all the weirdest cold calls in Mandarin followed by English "Press 1 for..." "Press 2 for..." It wasn't me, I swear "If they had said number 23, number 42 and 20 minutes I might have had my suspicions | |||
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"**Pulls the cream canister out of the utility belt** Foooooooozle!!! And evening all xx" Hahaha! Well played! | |||
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"**Pulls the cream canister out of the utility belt** Foooooooozle!!! And evening all xx" Evenin’ | |||
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"**Pulls the cream canister out of the utility belt** Foooooooozle!!! And evening all xx" Probably sulking somewhere for not being given some earlier and good evening to you | |||
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"Evening. Just contemplating an early bedtime here "I will be doing the same very soon myself. | |||
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"I've been in bed an hour or more already, does that count? " Not until you're asleep, Scouse. | |||
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"I've been in bed an hour or more already, does that count? Not until you're asleep, Scouse. "Ah, with the sweet tones of your singing | |||
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"I seriously need an early night tonight... I crashed out again after my alarm went off this morning and was an hour late for work. Fortunately, my boss is pretty awesome, and I stayed late to make up the time!" Thank goodness for understanding bosses! | |||
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"Anyone got snacks? I’m starvin marvin, and don’t have a scrap to nibble on here. At least not without dipping into tomorrow’s lunch. " I've some left over from the PicklePicnic... some Viennese Whirls, Haribos, some M&Ms, popcorn... A reduced Fathers Dad Colin Caterpillar... | |||
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"I seriously need an early night tonight... I crashed out again after my alarm went off this morning and was an hour late for work. Fortunately, my boss is pretty awesome, and I stayed late to make up the time! Thank goodness for understanding bosses! " True dat!! | |||
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"Helloooo." Oi oi! | |||
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"Anyone got snacks? I’m starvin marvin, and don’t have a scrap to nibble on here. At least not without dipping into tomorrow’s lunch. " I'm considering making a big bowl of popcorn. It's my favourite late evening pigout snack. | |||
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"Anyone got snacks? I’m starvin marvin, and don’t have a scrap to nibble on here. At least not without dipping into tomorrow’s lunch. " Erm, not sure. Fish fingers? | |||
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"Anyone got snacks? I’m starvin marvin, and don’t have a scrap to nibble on here. At least not without dipping into tomorrow’s lunch. Erm, not sure. Fish fingers?" With custard. | |||
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"Anyone got snacks? I’m starvin marvin, and don’t have a scrap to nibble on here. At least not without dipping into tomorrow’s lunch. I'm considering making a big bowl of popcorn. It's my favourite late evening pigout snack." Sweet or salty? | |||
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"Anyone got snacks? I’m starvin marvin, and don’t have a scrap to nibble on here. At least not without dipping into tomorrow’s lunch. Erm, not sure. Fish fingers?" On my way. | |||
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"Anyone got snacks? I’m starvin marvin, and don’t have a scrap to nibble on here. At least not without dipping into tomorrow’s lunch. Erm, not sure. Fish fingers? With custard. " I'll get the fez and the mop. | |||
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"Anyone got snacks? I’m starvin marvin, and don’t have a scrap to nibble on here. At least not without dipping into tomorrow’s lunch. Erm, not sure. Fish fingers? With custard. " Ooh dr who!! | |||
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"I've been in bed an hour or more already, does that count? " only if anatomy lessons are included | |||
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"Anyone got snacks? I’m starvin marvin, and don’t have a scrap to nibble on here. At least not without dipping into tomorrow’s lunch. I'm considering making a big bowl of popcorn. It's my favourite late evening pigout snack. Sweet or salty?" Always salty. Sweet popcorn is an abomination | |||
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"Anyone got snacks? I’m starvin marvin, and don’t have a scrap to nibble on here. At least not without dipping into tomorrow’s lunch. I'm considering making a big bowl of popcorn. It's my favourite late evening pigout snack." oooh sweet? salty? caramel ? you got extra popcorn is the best | |||
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"Anyone got snacks? I’m starvin marvin, and don’t have a scrap to nibble on here. At least not without dipping into tomorrow’s lunch. I'm considering making a big bowl of popcorn. It's my favourite late evening pigout snack. Sweet or salty? Always salty. Sweet popcorn is an abomination" Right answer  | |||
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"Anyone got snacks? I’m starvin marvin, and don’t have a scrap to nibble on here. At least not without dipping into tomorrow’s lunch. I'm considering making a big bowl of popcorn. It's my favourite late evening pigout snack. oooh sweet? salty? caramel ? you got extra popcorn is the best"Sweet, obvs! | |||
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"Anyone got snacks? I’m starvin marvin, and don’t have a scrap to nibble on here. At least not without dipping into tomorrow’s lunch. I'm considering making a big bowl of popcorn. It's my favourite late evening pigout snack. oooh sweet? salty? caramel ? you got extra popcorn is the best"I have loads. I'm a popcorn addict. | |||
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"Anyone got snacks? I’m starvin marvin, and don’t have a scrap to nibble on here. At least not without dipping into tomorrow’s lunch. I'm considering making a big bowl of popcorn. It's my favourite late evening pigout snack. oooh sweet? salty? caramel ? you got extra popcorn is the best
Sweet, obvs! "we can share then | |||
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"Anyone got snacks? I’m starvin marvin, and don’t have a scrap to nibble on here. At least not without dipping into tomorrow’s lunch. I'm considering making a big bowl of popcorn. It's my favourite late evening pigout snack. oooh sweet? salty? caramel ? you got extra popcorn is the best
I have loads. I'm a popcorn addict. "oooh hugs Davina | |||
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"Anyone got snacks? I’m starvin marvin, and don’t have a scrap to nibble on here. At least not without dipping into tomorrow’s lunch. I'm considering making a big bowl of popcorn. It's my favourite late evening pigout snack. Sweet or salty? Always salty. Sweet popcorn is an abomination Right answer "I always have the right answer.
You should try Aromat on popcorn - savoury and awesome. | |||
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"Anyone got snacks? I’m starvin marvin, and don’t have a scrap to nibble on here. At least not without dipping into tomorrow’s lunch. I'm considering making a big bowl of popcorn. It's my favourite late evening pigout snack. oooh sweet? salty? caramel ? you got extra popcorn is the best"Used to love toffee popcorn. Now, a couple of handfuls of mixed sweet/salty is all I can manage | |||
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"Anyone got snacks? I’m starvin marvin, and don’t have a scrap to nibble on here. At least not without dipping into tomorrow’s lunch. I'm considering making a big bowl of popcorn. It's my favourite late evening pigout snack. oooh sweet? salty? caramel ? you got extra popcorn is the best
I have loads. I'm a popcorn addict.
oooh hugs Davina " | |||
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"I've been in bed an hour or more already, does that count? only if anatomy lessons are included "Of course they are
And biscuits are provided. | |||
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"Anyone got snacks? I’m starvin marvin, and don’t have a scrap to nibble on here. At least not without dipping into tomorrow’s lunch. I'm considering making a big bowl of popcorn. It's my favourite late evening pigout snack. oooh sweet? salty? caramel ? you got extra popcorn is the best
Sweet, obvs!
we can share then "More than happy to share! | |||
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"Good night everyone. Sleep well and chat tomorrow if you are around x" Night fella | |||
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"Good night everyone. Sleep well and chat tomorrow if you are around x" | |||
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"night MB - sleep well im going to peeps, have fun xxx" Night night | |||
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"Fuck sake! At this rate, I’m gonna have to eat beef n onion flavour crisps. "Awww, Mister Wick... | |||
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"Fuck sake! At this rate, I’m gonna have to eat beef n onion flavour crisps.
Awww, Mister Wick... "Got any food? | |||
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"Fuck sake! At this rate, I’m gonna have to eat beef n onion flavour crisps.
Awww, Mister Wick...
Got any food? "Could be worse Pickled onion monster much | |||
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"Ugh, 2hrs if that "Aww mate… big hugs… so sorry you didn’t sleep well. | |||
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"Ugh, 2hrs if that
Aww mate… big hugs… so sorry you didn’t sleep well."Thanks _oozle.. hugs, bouts of insomnia... | |||
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"Ugh, 2hrs if that
Aww mate… big hugs… so sorry you didn’t sleep well.
Thanks _oozle.. hugs, bouts of insomnia... "Your not the only one… happens to me too !! | |||
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"Blooming IT! Why doesn't it work properly?!?!?!?" Use percussive maintenance techniques? | |||
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"Blooming IT! Why doesn't it work properly?!?!?!? Use percussive maintenance techniques? " Um, what now?! | |||
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"Morning sexy perps, safesearch has restricted my fab access!! Apparently im not old enough for content "It's kind of a compliment! | |||
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"Blooming IT! Why doesn't it work properly?!?!?!? Use percussive maintenance techniques? Um, what now?! " Hit it with something. | |||
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"Blooming IT! Why doesn't it work properly?!?!?!? Use percussive maintenance techniques? " Prefer you don't use percussivw maintenance. That line was used by a colleague when someone was hammering a handheld device on the desk. Try a power recycle aka "Have you tried switching it of an on again" And I've only used that one in a support call. | |||
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"Blooming IT! Why doesn't it work properly?!?!?!? Use percussive maintenance techniques? Um, what now?! Hit it with something. " Oh my kind of IT repair | |||
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"Blooming IT! Why doesn't it work properly?!?!?!? Use percussive maintenance techniques? Um, what now?! Hit it with something. Oh my kind of IT repair "Nooo. Sobs quietly. | |||
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"Blooming IT! Why doesn't it work properly?!?!?!? Use percussive maintenance techniques? Um, what now?! Hit it with something. Oh my kind of IT repair
Nooo. Sobs quietly. "Hehe can you have a word with my safesearch! | |||
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"I have to go to an office, rather than WFH, so it can be fixed! Bugger! " Take doughnuts or cake. Food bribes works | |||
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"Blooming IT! Why doesn't it work properly?!?!?!? Use percussive maintenance techniques? Um, what now?! Hit it with something. Oh my kind of IT repair
Nooo. Sobs quietly.
Hehe can you have a word with my safesearch! "Keeps resetting when you close the browser? | |||
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"Blooming IT! Why doesn't it work properly?!?!?!? Use percussive maintenance techniques? Um, what now?! Hit it with something. Oh my kind of IT repair
Nooo. Sobs quietly.
Hehe can you have a word with my safesearch!
Keeps resetting when you close the browser? "Its on! Says locked! And no idea how to turn ut off! im only practiced in turning on !! | |||
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"Blooming IT! Why doesn't it work properly?!?!?!? Use percussive maintenance techniques? Um, what now?! Hit it with something. Oh my kind of IT repair
Nooo. Sobs quietly.
Hehe can you have a word with my safesearch!
Keeps resetting when you close the browser?
Its on! Says locked! And no idea how to turn ut off! im only practiced in turning on !!"Can you turn me on please ? | |||
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"Blooming IT! Why doesn't it work properly?!?!?!? Use percussive maintenance techniques? Um, what now?! Hit it with something. Oh my kind of IT repair "We always called it Emergency Maintenance Procedure No.1. (I'm in IT) | |||
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"The time has come, I suppose I better go n get into bed. Nobodies got any food, nobodies gonna bring me any food. Pfft! Call yourselves friends. "Ermmm.... excuse me!! I offered you loads of different things last night and you ignored me!! 
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"The time has come, I suppose I better go n get into bed. Nobodies got any food, nobodies gonna bring me any food. Pfft! Call yourselves friends.
Ermmm.... excuse me!! I offered you loads of different things last night and you ignored me!!
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"Hello, I'm a nice guy who enjoys a chat... "Hello and welcome. | |||
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" cooking in the car!!"Hope you're ok! | |||
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"Howdy doody" Oi, oi! | |||
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Too nice a day to be working! Luckily hit a snag with the job so now sat in a beer garden | |||
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"Afternoon Too nice a day to be working! Luckily hit a snag with the job so now sat in a beer garden "Is that not a repeat of yesterday | |||
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"I'm in the office for a while yet "Me too | |||
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"Good afternoon all hi how is everyone doing today? " We are obviously all hot | |||
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" cooking in the car!!"Is that safe?? I hope you have a fire extinguisher handy | |||
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"Afternoon Too nice a day to be working! Luckily hit a snag with the job so now sat in a beer garden
Is that not a repeat of yesterday "The beer garden is, job went ok yesterday | |||
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"Good afternoon all hi how is everyone doing today? We are obviously all hot "You’re such a charmer MB  | |||
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" cooking in the car!!"What are you cooking? Owt nice? | |||
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" cooking in the car!!
What are you cooking? Owt nice? "Hey!!! That was my joke!! Look two replies up….. I suppose imitation is the highest form of flattery | |||
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" cooking in the car!!
What are you cooking? Owt nice?
Hey!!! That was my joke!!
Look two replies up….. I suppose imitation is the highest form of flattery "More clarification | |||
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" cooking in the car!!
What are you cooking? Owt nice?
Hey!!! That was my joke!!
Look two replies up….. I suppose imitation is the highest form of flattery
More clarification "Ahh you expanded on the humour!! Got ya | |||
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" cooking in the car!!
What are you cooking? Owt nice?
Hey!!! That was my joke!!
Look two replies up….. I suppose imitation is the highest form of flattery
More clarification
Ahh you expanded on the humour!!
Got ya "And neither of us got an answer yet | |||
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" cooking in the car!!
What are you cooking? Owt nice?
Hey!!! That was my joke!!
Look two replies up….. I suppose imitation is the highest form of flattery
More clarification
Ahh you expanded on the humour!!
Got ya
And neither of us got an answer yet "Or an offer of a cheeseburger…. I could really go for a cheeseburger  | |||
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"Have had to move into the pub now as was starting to burn ??" Delicate, are we? | |||
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"Have had to move into the pub now as was starting to burn ?? Delicate, are we? "A little bit lol.. | |||
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"Have had to move into the pub now as was starting to burn ?? Delicate, are we?
A little bit lol.. "And you still have to tell us how many beers you are having and what's for dinner | |||
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"Have had to move into the pub now as was starting to burn ?? Delicate, are we?
A little bit lol..
And you still have to tell us how many beers you are having and what's for dinner "On pint no.3 so far & yet to decide on tonight's dinner | |||
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"Hello everyone, are you out in the sunshine? Got the bikini/mankini on? "Hello. Nope, wouldn’t subject any one to that. Lol x | |||
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"Hello everyone, are you out in the sunshine? Got the bikini/mankini on?
Hello. Nope, wouldn’t subject any one to that. Lol x "That's usually my line | |||
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"Hello everyone, are you out in the sunshine? Got the bikini/mankini on? "No mankini, but out in the sun with beer lol.. Dinner tonight will be.... Garlic king prawns & chorizo to start followed by pan fried lamb, dauphinoise potatoes and tender stem broccoli. Obviously washed down with pint number 7 | |||
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"Hello everyone, are you out in the sunshine? Got the bikini/mankini on?
No mankini, but out in the sun with beer lol..
Dinner tonight will be.... Garlic king prawns & chorizo to start followed by pan fried lamb, dauphinoise potatoes and tender stem broccoli. Obviously washed down with pint number 7 "Living la vida loca if you ask me. Good on you | |||
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"Hello everyone, are you out in the sunshine? Got the bikini/mankini on?
No mankini, but out in the sun with beer lol..
Dinner tonight will be.... Garlic king prawns & chorizo to start followed by pan fried lamb, dauphinoise potatoes and tender stem broccoli. Obviously washed down with pint number 7
Living la vida loca if you ask me. Good on you "Lol.. All but the beer is on the company credit card | |||
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"Hello everyone, are you out in the sunshine? Got the bikini/mankini on?
No mankini, but out in the sun with beer lol..
Dinner tonight will be.... Garlic king prawns & chorizo to start followed by pan fried lamb, dauphinoise potatoes and tender stem broccoli. Obviously washed down with pint number 7
Living la vida loca if you ask me. Good on you
Lol.. All but the beer is on the company credit card"Oh well, even better then. Order me what you are having | |||
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"Oh well, even better then. Order me what you are having "Too late,ordered, eaten & paid for already! Sorry | |||
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