Hey baby wanna meet? Are you about 5’ 6? You’d look so sexy in my prison outfit. Phone battery low you say? That’s ok I know someone who’ll charge it for ya, loads of free leccy…

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By *iberius61Man 28 weeks ago

Pontefract

Fruit crumble and custard, sod the main, just go straight for the desert.

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By *allandathleticMan 28 weeks ago

Asgard

A large sweet chilli chicken pizza, wedges with garlic sauce, portion of onion rings, large pepsi

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By (user no longer on site) 28 weeks ago

A salad, I don't want to be bloated for the big moment.

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By *eordieJeansCouple 28 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

A bottle of rum.

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By *hortarseWoman 28 weeks ago

Norfolk

"A stick of dynamite sandwich.

I may as well go out with a bang.

Wrong sort of bang. I wouldn't want food just sex with my fwb. I'm hungry for sex

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By (user no longer on site) 28 weeks ago

"A bottle of rum."

Oh actually I'll have this instead.

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By *andy CanesWoman 28 weeks ago

candy cane lane

Beef curry chips and popadoms with a large bottle of to wash it down

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By *eordieJeansCouple 28 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"A bottle of rum.

Oh actually I'll have this instead. "

You can share mine if I can flick the switch when it’s your turn to go.

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By *andy CanesWoman 28 weeks ago

candy cane lane

"Beef curry chips and popadoms with a large bottle of to wash it down "
Coca-Cola

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By *hunky GentMan 28 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"A stick of dynamite sandwich.

I may as well go out with a bang.

Wrong sort of bang. I wouldn't want food just sex with my fwb. I'm hungry for sex

Or sex with me???

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By (user no longer on site) 28 weeks ago

If it was the electric chair I would opt for Bacon.

And if I had one last wish before the switch..it would be for the executioner to hold my hand.

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By *mma29Couple 28 weeks ago

wirral

Maybe just a rice cake and a diet Pepsi, I don't want to get fat.

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man 28 weeks ago

Stourbridge

You don’t actually get the last meal wish. You get what they have.

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By *ornucopiaMan 28 weeks ago

Bexley

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By *ornucopiaMan 28 weeks ago

Bexley

"Nothing, I dont want to shit myself as I am being electrocuted. I don't want to be remembered as Mr shitty pants in my last moments

Don't they expect that and pad the prisoner up with adult pampers beforehand?

I read a book in the early 1960s about capital punishment, in which there was a reference to to unfortunate consequences when women, particularly, were hanged.

To this day, reading that book put me firmly in the abolitionist camp.

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By *mf123Man 28 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

All the guards as i walk out the doors if i have to

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