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Opt in, send someone a creepy/crude message and then post "keep it on the thread please  " |
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Oh I love it Willy!
Top work.
In with knobs on  . |
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No idea what I'm letting myself in for... |
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Willy.
I want to do a boy 69 with you.
But what you do is take a huge lungful of air, blow it up my arse, and we see if it has enough force to squeeze my snot out onto your todger.
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Hi Nicky,
I'd love to peel my arse cheeks wide apart and lay a huge turd on your chin whilst singing "my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard  .
Keep it on the thread please . |
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Fiddlesticks,
I want to shove my penis up your nose and piss down it till it spills out your mouth and into a jug, so you can watch me drink it all up like a good little boy
Keep it on the thread please
Oh, can I wear goggles. |
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"No idea what I'm letting myself in for... "
Saved by message filters |
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Fiddles - can you unblock my loo with your sentient wang please?
Sorry about the dead, decaying rat in advance .
I’m not a fucking plumber, keep it in the thread please |
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By (user no longer on site) 21 weeks ago
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Go on, im in |
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"No idea what I'm letting myself in for...
Saved by message filters "
I've dropped them temporarily |
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Hiya if you want a real man to sort out Mrs Sweet and Spice my dad will cum on her knockers whilst I wank in her undies.
Keep it on the thread please!!! |
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I thought you'd like to know that I have a laminated photo of you pair that wank over every night before I go bed. I had to laminate it as I was going through ink cartridges every other week x
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Littlebird,
Can I get a mould of your arse hole so I can practice rimming in my spare time.
Keep it on the thread please |
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LB, come away and live in a free love naked commune where you can be in charge of shaving the men folks ball bags.
Keep it on the thread please |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 21 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
I'm going to try this thread, Ruben though I'm not entirely sure I should... |
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Hi Willy, forum lurker here, just wanted to say I've seen you around the forums and I wan't to fill your armpits with golden syrup and suck it out with a straw.
Keep it on the thread!
Golden syrup is a nightmare to get off, trust me |
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Nice different thread, let's have a pop
Mr |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 21 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"I'm going to try this thread, Ruben though I'm not entirely sure I should..."
Ruben??  |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 21 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
Davina darling. Get your pretty penis ready. Me and Ruben want to put slippery things inside your piss hole
Keep it on the thread please!! |
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By (user no longer on site) 21 weeks ago
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MrDee get ready for the ride of your life big boy… best bring the KY Jelly for your ass now there’s a good boy.
Keep it on the thread please |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 21 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
Davina,
Every time I wank off to your pictures I save up my jizz in the fridge. Once I have enough, I'm going to make a frozen mini milk ice pop for you to savour on
Keep it in the thread, please!
(Yum) |
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Pahahaha this is a hoot, in!
Mrs TMN x |
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Hey you filthy tart. I’m in…fancy measuring how big my cock is using your hands?
Don’t tell anyone I said this or I’ll tell them it’s a lie!!
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Mr STMG I know you love the dick action so this time let’s try it the other way round. You can call me Sir and I’ll make you do exactly as I want
Keep it on thr thread please  |
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By (user no longer on site) 21 weeks ago
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I want to insert an electrostim buttplug up your poophole and wire it to a button fixed on the end of a sounding rod, which I'll slide down that massive member of yours. Then I want to use your cock like a joystick, and every time I hit the fire button, I'll stim your prostate until you turn into a puddle of jizz...
Keep it on the thread please |
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Littlebird, douche your butt and spread it. I want to look down your mouth and see the floor through your butthole
Keep it on the thread please |
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By (user no longer on site) 21 weeks ago
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I’m in by the way |
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Next time you go to the gym I'd love you to take me with you. I want you to shove the barbell up my arsehole and bicep curl me until I reach climax "whispering, one more daddy" into your ear for motivation x
Keep it in the thread please.
You filthy fucker  |
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Littlebird
I'd love to stick fun fur on your boobs and a double headed dildo up your nether orifices and use you as a feather duster!
Keep it on the thread please
Ps. I would definitely do this one |
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TaA I want to make you scream give me the jizzy-wizzy daddy while I’m pegging you.
Ps. Only kidding. I hate pegging daddy
Keep it in the thread please.
You filthy fucker |
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Hey gorgeous, I'm a big fan of your pics, you sexy slut. Can I have your address please as I've deep fried a huge shit I'd like to watch you munch on as a tribute please xoxo
Keep it on the thread please |
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Can i make balloon animals with your tits? I can make a giraffe, rabbit, cat and dog.
Keep it on the thread please |
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I will have to be back to this later you perverts
Must do a little bit of work today  |
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Ooh this is right up my street!
I'm in with bells on |
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By (user no longer on site) 21 weeks ago
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Erm….
My Dms are open for this —
“Woody I’m going to find you an FFFM meet with a blonde, a redhead and a brunette.
But this time they’ll all be fucking you. I know you love airtight “
Haha. Genuinely hilarious.
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By (user no longer on site) 21 weeks ago
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Love this...let's do it |
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How I’ll tell the difference is anyone’s guess
(Yes I know message header …)
But I’m in
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Hi TA, forum lurker here, I'd like to sit on your face so you can guess my weight!
Keep it on the forum please
You filthy fucker... |
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By (user no longer on site) 21 weeks ago
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I’m in |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 21 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
At least two thread participants don't accept messages from members of my sex. Well fine! Lol |
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I’m going to ride your face until you’re choking, then bend you over and fuck you like the bitch you are.
(Yeeehaw)
Keep it to the forums
Your filthy fucker
*I don't actually know if this is a genuine offer or not  |
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I would stick my cock in your fanny and wear you like a condom to fuck someone else.
Keep it on the thread please.
*But im game if you are* |
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"At least two thread participants don't accept messages from members of my sex. Well fine! Lol "
Sorry Davina. Filters fully open now  |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 21 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
I'm doing my best work here and everyone I message has logged off!
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By (user no longer on site) 21 weeks ago
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I’m in |
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Hello you sexy milf, next time you shave your minge, can you send me the clippings? I want to glue them to my tash so I can smell your sweet pussy everyday x
Keep it on the thread please.
Also I wax - so you wouldn’t need glue. |
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TheGateKeeper
I want to blindfold you, slip Krispy Kreme ring doughnuts over your cock and eat them off hands free while I crank uo the speed on the prostate massager I've slipped up your mancave...
Keep it on the forum babe (but as you’re in my inbox let’s discuss how many doughnuts we are talking) |
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"I'm doing my best work here and everyone I message has logged off!
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They'll be back, they always do |
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By (user no longer on site) 21 weeks ago
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love it!
I'll counter with Fisting is so passé, I wanna see if I can get my head up yer shitter
Keep it on the thread please |
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If i cum in your fanny, will it spout out your mouth like you are a garden fountain
Keep it to the thread please
(And maybe consider using a watering can instead)
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Can I take you shopping for some blue underwear? |
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Can’t message you due to filters haha |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 21 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
Hi Davina, forum lurker here, I've seen you around the forums I'd love the oppurtunity to suck the life force out of your tallywhacker
Well, I never!
Keep it on the thread, please!
And also, just hang on while I load up with Red Bull and vitamins... |
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I see us at a swish garden party for the well-bred. You in impossibly high heels, sheer stockings, a body-hugging dress, hat and fur stole. Me on all fours on a leash, wearing a diamond collar, black and white corset and ra-ra skirt, chastity cage and bushy buttplug tail, with doggy ears on an alice band.
Keep it on the thread please!
Please can we do this? What fun! |
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I want to ride your face like a bucking bronco, gripping your cock like my life depended upon it.
(Was gonna inject some copraphilia in there, but you're just too pretty to defecate on)
x
Keep it in the thread
You filthy fucker! |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 21 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
You naked on all fours in Lidl(again), me checking the ripeness of the courgettes and marrows by shoving them up your arse and gauging said ripeness by the pitch of your squeals!
Keep it on the thread please!
Looks like I'm getting at least 2 of my 5 a day! |
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our hamster likes warm dark places to sleep so can we shove it up your bum for a few hours?
Keep it on the thread please
*your poor hamster!!!!
You filthy fuckers |
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I’m going to fuck you so hard and so deep up your arse when your husband kisses you he’ll be tonging the tip of my cock
Keep it on the thread please Mr Monster Cock |
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Willy Idol..is that a new show? I'll sign up to it as long as Louis Walsh isn't one of the judges.
Keep it to the thread!
What have you got against the Irish? |
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If you ride my cock, can you give me a handjob at the same time while it is sticking out your mouth
Keep it on the thread please
#contortionist |
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Fiddlesticks
I want to latch onto your cock like a limpet, and use a sink plunger on your arse to pump jizz out of you until it's running out of my nose and ears!
Looks like I’ve pulled but keep it on the thread please. |
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Let see what trouble can be caused. |
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By *W_RedMan 21 weeks ago
Manchester |
Hey you.
I wanna plait your rose gold pubic hair and use it to clean my ears
Keep it on the thread please!
But please.... Crack on |
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By *8on33Man 21 weeks ago
winfrith |
can I play I don't do crude though . |
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By (user no longer on site) 21 weeks ago
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Okay given me your best shot. |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 21 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
[Removed by poster at 18/06/24 13:20:48] |
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I dont need this thread to receive those! Out. |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 21 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"[Removed by poster at 18/06/24 13:20:48]"
Would help if I clicked the right button...  |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 21 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"[Removed by poster at 18/06/24 13:20:48]
Would help if I clicked the right button... "
Aaaaand I can't message them privately anyway. |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 21 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
I'm going to keep it on the thread!
MrsMistyPeaks...
I want to dress us up as the creepy twins from "The Shining", and walk around at the Royal Henley Rowing Regatta asking random men to play with us. 
So there!
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Hi LB, forum lurker here, I have seen you around the forums I would love to motorboat your boobs while you play twinkle twinkle little star on a meat flute.
Keep it on the thread please |
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Oooh ChunkyGent...
I'm going to pop a toffee apple on the end of your cock, cover you in peanut butter (chunky peanut butter, of course), strap you down and clean every inch of you with my tongue! Then eat the toffee apple hands free...
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Keep it in the thread.
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To be fair - I've had worse offers. |
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Giggle - I'd like to spill a pint over you, remove your wet knickers and lick your body all over.
Keep it in the thread please
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I'm gonna munch down on that bread roll until I've reached your hairy pussy and then munch on that until you've soaked my face
Keep it in the thread please
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I see from your picture on 10th October 2023 that chomps are 25p, this is outrageous!
keep it in the thread please
I know!! outrageous right |
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I went to Tracey across the road as you suggested but she sent me your way to tongue fuck your arsehole
Keep it on the thread please |
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Miss.Bella
I want to strap a big dildo to the front of a mobility scooter, dress you as a mermaid, pop you onto it like a figurehead, and ride around Lidl wearing culottes, a striped shirt and a sailor's hat saying "Ahoy, mateys" to all the shoppers...
Keep it on the thread please
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I want to bend you over and fuck you with a strap on, in a way that only a true rear of the year slut deserves.
Keep it to the forums please
You had me till you called me a slut |
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"Miss.Bella
I want to strap a big dildo to the front of a mobility scooter, dress you as a mermaid, pop you onto it like a figurehead, and ride around Lidl wearing culottes, a striped shirt and a sailor's hat saying "Ahoy, mateys" to all the shoppers...
Keep it on the thread please
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By *essTTWoman 21 weeks ago
Birmingham |
"Opt in, send someone a creepy/crude message and then post "keep it on the thread please ""
I am curious though why men read the forums in secret and reply in the DMs instead of on thread |
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Hi Mr Wick, forum lurker here, I want to take your rainbow thrill drill, pop it in the blender and taste the rainbow.
Bit extreme that innit?
Keep it to the forums please. |
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“i wanna take that cock and make the colours run “
Curious to know how you’re doing that……
Keep it to the forums please. |
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I have carpal tunnel and need to squeeze your tits as part of the physio. Not my choice, doctors orders!
Keep it on the thread please |
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"Willy.
I want to do a boy 69 with you.
But what you do is take a huge lungful of air, blow it up my arse, and we see if it has enough force to squeeze my snot out onto your todger.
Keep it on the thread please "
I know who said that oddly enough...... |
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I am not in by the way ...... just read the messages |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 21 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"I am not in by the way ...... just read the messages "
Oooh, there's a challenge... |
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Hi Nicky would you join me in going twos up on Nigel Farage and slurping my creampie from his gaping bum hole?
Keep it on the thread please  . |
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"I am not in by the way ...... just read the messages "
Spoil sport. |
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By *hiversMan 21 weeks ago
Dinas Powys |
Oh Shivers...
I'll dress up as Jane, in a leopard print bra and loin cloth. You can be Tarzan. We'll swing through the trees with my arms around you, firmly impaled on your cock for stability...
Keep it on the thread please |
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Nicky Klunge Bollocks I want to ride you like one of the cattle on the prairie… hard and fast and saying yee-haw while I give you all the proper clunge juice.
Don't you all . Keep it on the thread please  . |
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"Hi Nicky would you join me in going twos up on Nigel Farage and slurping my creampie from his gaping bum hole?
Keep it on the thread please ."
Crikey. Who have you upset?? |
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"I am not in by the way ...... just read the messages
Spoil sport. "
Just looking after my own sanity and interest Chunky ...... I can only barf so many times in one day |
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"I am not in by the way ...... just read the messages
Spoil sport.
Just looking after my own sanity and interest Chunky ...... I can only barf so many times in one day"
Sanity??? On here???
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Hi Nicky, forum lurker here, I would like to fill your urethral meatus with ball bearings and use your penis as a rattle to help cheer on England in their next Euros match.
Amazingly fucking inventive...but please - keep it to the thread xxxx |
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"Hi Nicky would you join me in going twos up on Nigel Farage and slurping my creampie from his gaping bum hole?
Keep it on the thread please .
Crikey. Who have you upset?? "
Easier to ask who I haven't  . |
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By (user no longer on site) 21 weeks ago
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"LB, come away and live in a free love naked commune where you can be in charge of shaving the men folks ball bags.
Keep it on the thread please "
. Love to join a naked commune. |
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"Hi Nicky would you join me in going twos up on Nigel Farage and slurping my creampie from his gaping bum hole?
Keep it on the thread please .
Crikey. Who have you upset??
Easier to ask who I haven't . "
I know that feeling. |
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Spread open that arse , let me lick it clean then using a double ended toy between my arse and yours.
someone's had their Weetabix
Keep it on the thread please |
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"Spread open that arse , let me lick it clean then using a double ended toy between my arse and yours.
someone's had their Weetabix
Keep it on the thread please "
Fuck yeah.
They don't bend that easily. |
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Hi Miss Bella, forum lurker here, I've seen you around the forums, I'd love to cover you in icing sugar and go naked spelunking with you.
You had me at naked
Keep it on the thread please |
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I've reset my filters. I feel dirty, my box can't handle that much abuse.
*most of it was from women.
(So the filters aren't going to work) |
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I want you to titwank me until my dick has been ground down to a pepperami.
Well, if you like ground pepperami..
Keep it on the thread please |
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Nicky baby,
I want to force feed you viagra, put you in a latex gimp suit, coat you in lard, and ride you repeatedly down a water park slide dressed in an Edwardian women's bathing costume using your rigid cock up my bum as an anchor so I don't come off.
Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!
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Keep it on the cock-anchor slide please. I mean thread.
Oh I'm so confused now....
xxxx |
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John Wick
Why not dip your wick?
I think that aesthetically, We should paint concentric rings around my bumhole in the same order of colours as your cock, starting with red and working outwards. That way by the time you're balls deep in me the appropriate matching colour at the point of entrance will be red. Decorate me, baby, decorate me...
Spectacular.
Keep it to the thread though. |
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Mr _allandathletic
I want to cover you in melted white chocolate and then lick you clean.
Keep it on the forums please
*I think this was a genuine request |
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"John Wick
Why not dip your wick?
I think that aesthetically, We should paint concentric rings around my bumhole in the same order of colours as your cock, starting with red and working outwards. That way by the time you're balls deep in me the appropriate matching colour at the point of entrance will be red. Decorate me, baby, decorate me...
Spectacular.
Keep it to the thread though. "
Welcome back Mr Wick! |
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Ride my face as if you're sat on the saddle of a Grand National winner until you've cum first before I fuck those big tits and squirt a load all over your face
Keep it on the thread please |
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"John Wick
Why not dip your wick?
I think that aesthetically, We should paint concentric rings around my bumhole in the same order of colours as your cock, starting with red and working outwards. That way by the time you're balls deep in me the appropriate matching colour at the point of entrance will be red. Decorate me, baby, decorate me...
Spectacular.
Keep it to the thread though.
Welcome back Mr Wick!"
Boobs! |
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I am a big fan of boxing, can i use your tits as punching bags?
Erm, keep it on the thread please |
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Can you sit on my face, wriggle about a bit, cum on my face and then ride my cock until I explode in your arse.
keep it on the thread please |
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By *mf123Man 21 weeks ago
with one foot out the door |
Im not an australian cricketer |
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LB,
Forum lurker here. I like to order you to orally satisfy me with your hands behind your back, your eyes not leaving my gaze, as I give you orders on depth and tempo.
Keep it on the thread please
Ps. For me… this is an ideal message not an outrageous one |
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Monkeynut,
Forum lurker here. I'd like to lay you on the table, and orally pleasure you, until you beg for my cock.
Ahem, keep it on the thread please |
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"LB,
Forum lurker here. I like to order you to orally satisfy me with your hands behind your back, your eyes not leaving my gaze, as I give you orders on depth and tempo.
Keep it on the thread please
Ps. For me… this is an ideal message not an outrageous one "
You've written that yourself! |
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"LB,
Forum lurker here. I like to order you to orally satisfy me with your hands behind your back, your eyes not leaving my gaze, as I give you orders on depth and tempo.
Keep it on the thread please
Ps. For me… this is an ideal message not an outrageous one
You've written that yourself!"
I really didn’t. Another kind forumite did…
Ps. Hot too |
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Hey Willy
Love you're profile, you're hilarious. I'm convinced it's fake though as nobody can be that hot. You're clearly the hottest guy on Fab and I would love you to join me and two other female hotties. Please sit on my face you hunk of a man
Keep it to the forums
(I probably would though) |
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"Hey Willy
Love you're profile, you're hilarious. I'm convinced it's fake though as nobody can be that hot. You're clearly the hottest guy on Fab and I would love you to join me and two other female hotties. Please sit on my face you hunk of a man
Keep it to the forums
(I probably would though)"
Also, I'm not a fan of typos! |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 21 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"Hey Willy
Love you're profile, you're hilarious. I'm convinced it's fake though as nobody can be that hot. You're clearly the hottest guy on Fab and I would love you to join me and two other female hotties. Please sit on my face you hunk of a man
Keep it to the forums
(I probably would though)"
You did write that yourself |
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Oh Willy, my Idol...
Wave the girls goodbye and come and fuck a real woman! I'll ride you like a lard-covered man in a gimp suit!
Hubba! Hubba!
Finally some interest from a real woman, but keep it to the forums please |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 21 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"Oh Willy, my Idol...
Wave the girls goodbye and come and fuck a real woman! I'll ride you like a lard-covered man in a gimp suit!
Hubba! Hubba!
Finally some interest from a real woman, but keep it to the forums please "
Pfft. Seems desperate if you ask me. |
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"Oh Willy, my Idol...
Wave the girls goodbye and come and fuck a real woman! I'll ride you like a lard-covered man in a gimp suit!
Hubba! Hubba!
Finally some interest from a real woman, but keep it to the forums please
Pfft. Seems desperate if you ask me. "
Sounds like a H&S nightmare |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 21 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"Oh Willy, my Idol...
Wave the girls goodbye and come and fuck a real woman! I'll ride you like a lard-covered man in a gimp suit!
Hubba! Hubba!
Finally some interest from a real woman, but keep it to the forums please
Pfft. Seems desperate if you ask me.
Sounds like a H&S nightmare "
Some kind of nightmare, anyway... |
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Hey Bella, love your pics.
Can I pump your arse hole up to about 300psi and ride you around the streets like Marty McFly on his hoverboard please?
When you ask so nicely, how could I possibly refuse?
Keep it on the thread please |
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Hi Miss Bella. Can we tease each others nipples and the first to give in and go for a kiss has to make the other one orgasm. Winner chooses the method.
I actually quite like this game
But keep it on the thread please |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 21 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
Oh Davina
I think you're marvellous. Such grace. Such poise. Such a cracking pair of titties! Let me take you away from all this. I'll wine you, dine you, and sixty-nine you. And then we shall be married, and you shall live the life of a lady of means, in between getting fucked senseless on every item of furniture in the mansion.
Yours,
Lord D.Votedadmirah
(...and absolutely not Davina writing herself a glowing message - well, someone had to - but not that at all.)
Oh ffs! Keep it on the thread! Geez! |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 21 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"Hey Bella, love your pics.
Can I pump your arse hole up to about 300psi and ride you around the streets like Marty McFly on his hoverboard please?
When you ask so nicely, how could I possibly refuse?
Keep it on the thread please "
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Giggles...
I'm going to strap you to a wire frame bed and use a feather on your toes and a 10-speed depleted-uranium-powered vibrator on your lady parts in alternation until you giggle yourself onto an earth-shaking orgasm. Then I'm going to harness that energy and solve the renewable power crisis...
Mwahahaaa
keep it in the thread please
Oh my !! |
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By *mf123Man 21 weeks ago
with one foot out the door |
I like the way your minge talks out of both sides of its mouth like the cave of wonders in aladdin |
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"I like the way your minge talks out of both sides of its mouth like the cave of wonders in aladdin"
Awww thanks me too |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 21 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
Davina,
I need to wrap your couture around my pulsing member, glazing you in the man-love of a thousand centuries, pent-up power latent for the scientist-warrior-girl-slut-weirdo called YOU that wot which I was made for all those millennia ago.
Dry double-fist up the shitter too, yeah?
xxxx xxxx xxxx
Keep it on the thread please!!
Oh my gosh! That is just too gratuitous! No-one uses that many "x"s - they're grouped, ffs! |
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Hey Bella,
I'd like to give you an oily massage, before burying my tongue in your arsehole.
Slightly more graphic than I'm used to from you. But you had me at massage
Keep it in the thread please |
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Mrs Twist,
Can you undulate my testicles with your hypn*tic belly-song please, whilst my hairy and very clean bumhole writes "If the doors of perception were cleansed...." over, and over, and over upon your delectable visage.
Cuppa would be nice after too
Keep it on the thread, I’m sure everyone would love to be reminded of the bellybutton duets! |
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I want to take you in my arms, kiss your neck, turn you around and bend you over the table.
Kneel down behind you, kiss yiu from the back of your knees up to your bum.
Slowly run my tongue between your labia and squeeze your arse as my tongue touches your vagina......
Honestly Bella, keep it on the thread please! |
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"I want to take you in my arms, kiss your neck, turn you around and bend you over the table.
Kneel down behind you, kiss yiu from the back of your knees up to your bum.
Slowly run my tongue between your labia and squeeze your arse as my tongue touches your vagina......
Honestly Bella, keep it on the thread please!"
Wait, checks sent messages you read minds? |
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"I want to take you in my arms, kiss your neck, turn you around and bend you over the table.
Kneel down behind you, kiss yiu from the back of your knees up to your bum.
Slowly run my tongue between your labia and squeeze your arse as my tongue touches your vagina......
Honestly Bella, keep it on the thread please!
Wait, checks sent messages you read minds? "
I’ve got skills |
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Hi Bella
I would slowly seduce you. Taking my time to remove each item of your clothing and kissing every inch of your gorgeous naked body. Spreading your legs and teasing your clit until I feel your body tremble with pleasure
Well
Keep it on the thread please |
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I guess mine were either too good or too bad. |
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Can you PLEASE deepthroat my cock until I cum down your throat, then lick and suck my balls until I'm hard again and repeat.
Well, you did ask nicely
Keep it on the thread |
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I’d like to keep you on my bed!
Permanently?
Keep it on the thread |
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Just got back on in time…
Oh LB, LB. I need your love-larynx to warble Sid James on my neck, my man-titties, my bollies, my peeny. Oh yes! yes! yes! Vibrate my monster-juice from my throbbing phallus, paint your face with my love liquid; Sid the conduit of my lumpy (oft-cheesy) love.
Have a gargle too if you fancy luv…
I do love a gargle
Keep it on the thread please |
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"Just got back on in time…
Oh LB, LB. I need your love-larynx to warble Sid James on my neck, my man-titties, my bollies, my peeny. Oh yes! yes! yes! Vibrate my monster-juice from my throbbing phallus, paint your face with my love liquid; Sid the conduit of my lumpy (oft-cheesy) love.
Have a gargle too if you fancy luv…
I do love a gargle
Keep it on the thread please "
Honestly .
Who writes this stuff .... ... xxxx |
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By (user no longer on site) 21 weeks ago
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"No idea what I'm letting myself in for...
Me neither "
Honestly the filth I got sent earlier well it's all up there. And believe it or not, only one was from a guy.
Says it all ladies. It says it all |
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"No idea what I'm letting myself in for...
Me neither
Honestly the filth I got sent earlier well it's all up there. And believe it or not, only one was from a guy.
Says it all ladies. It says it all "
*takes a bow* |
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"No idea what I'm letting myself in for...
Me neither
Honestly the filth I got sent earlier well it's all up there. And believe it or not, only one was from a guy.
Says it all ladies. It says it all
*takes a bow* "
I wouldn't of outed you... but you've outed yourself LB. You and others pure filth. |
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"No idea what I'm letting myself in for...
Me neither
Honestly the filth I got sent earlier well it's all up there. And believe it or not, only one was from a guy.
Says it all ladies. It says it all
*takes a bow*
I wouldn't of outed you... but you've outed yourself LB. You and others pure filth."
I think my reputation speaks for itself darling. I’m happy being 100% perv |
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By (user no longer on site) 21 weeks ago
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It’s been great fun reading these. Thanks op.
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"No idea what I'm letting myself in for...
Me neither
Honestly the filth I got sent earlier well it's all up there. And believe it or not, only one was from a guy.
Says it all ladies. It says it all
*takes a bow*
I wouldn't of outed you... but you've outed yourself LB. You and others pure filth.
I think my reputation speaks for itself darling. I’m happy being 100% perv "
Good to know |
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By *aizyWoman 21 weeks ago
west midlands |
"No idea what I'm letting myself in for...
Me neither
Honestly the filth I got sent earlier well it's all up there. And believe it or not, only one was from a guy.
Says it all ladies. It says it all "
It is terrible TA, I feel for you, awful! |
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"No idea what I'm letting myself in for...
Me neither
Honestly the filth I got sent earlier well it's all up there. And believe it or not, only one was from a guy.
Says it all ladies. It says it all
It is terrible TA, I feel for you, awful!"
I'm not even..... filth |
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OP. We're gonna need thread No.2 |
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By (user no longer on site) 21 weeks ago
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Can I be 175 please? |
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I'm not sure even I could take another one of these so soon xxxx |
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