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By *ixon Cider OP   Man 13 weeks ago

Birmingham

What is your favourite lame joke? I'll start..

What is the first thing to come out the balls when the dick is hard?... The wrinkles

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple 13 weeks ago

Leeds

How many animals can you fit in a condom?

1 cock, 2 bulls, and a few hares.

The mr

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By *agatoXXXMan 12 weeks ago

North Haverbrook

A little lad tells his nursery teacher he found a dead cat.

"How did you know it was dead? " asks the the teacher.

"Because I pissed in its ear nd it didn't move", says the boy.

"You did what!?" Exclaims the teacher.

"You know", says the boy, "I leant over and went pssst and it didn't move"...

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By *hunky GentMan 12 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Why did the pervert cross the road?

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Because he was chasing the chicken

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By *unter_6969Man 12 weeks ago

Beverley

Why are women like hurricanes?

Because when they cum it’s wet and windy, and when they leave they take the house and car!

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