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POLLING STATION IS OPEN
We need a mass action people.
The ladies are sick of seeing dicks.
Most have filters "not single men" doesn't that tell you something?
That at some point, they've had their message filters open. And some of you moonfruits have taken it upon yourself (for whatever reason) to send a picture of your peni.
Sometimes with a "FAF?" message.
And then. To make it even more hilarious. Your usually the same moonfruits who post topics such as "does anyone meet?" Or "single guys can't get laid" you get the jist.
Now mum and dad might have fed you all the bullshit in the world that your a good boy, and your amazing.
YOU ARE.
All of you. Not just the appendage attached at your waist.
So do us all (as a collective community) a favour and stop with the weiner shots. The dick drops. The willy pics.
I thank you in advance.
P.s. send boobies  |
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Some men are like caveman on here.... "Here's cock insert pic- you have vag - let's Fuck"
The any holes a goal crew that think anyone and everyone will immediately jump on their penis after flashing it to everyone who'll look has put me off men indefinitely. |
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"Some men are like caveman on here.... "Here's cock insert pic- you have vag - let's Fuck"
The any holes a goal crew that think anyone and everyone will immediately jump on their penis after flashing it to everyone who'll look has put me off men indefinitely."
Gentlemen, heathens. Take note. This is what I'm saying. |
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"Some men are like caveman on here.... "Here's cock insert pic- you have vag - let's Fuck"
The any holes a goal crew that think anyone and everyone will immediately jump on their penis after flashing it to everyone who'll look has put me off men indefinitely.
Gentlemen, heathens. Take note. This is what I'm saying."
They'll never listen though they think with the wrong head. |
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"Some men are like caveman on here.... "Here's cock insert pic- you have vag - let's Fuck"
The any holes a goal crew that think anyone and everyone will immediately jump on their penis after flashing it to everyone who'll look has put me off men indefinitely.
Gentlemen, heathens. Take note. This is what I'm saying.
They'll never listen though they think with the wrong head. "
This is a Shame. But true. |
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"Some men are like caveman on here.... "Here's cock insert pic- you have vag - let's Fuck"
The any holes a goal crew that think anyone and everyone will immediately jump on their penis after flashing it to everyone who'll look has put me off men indefinitely."
You mean you don’t want endless cocks thrust at you? |
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"Do strap on pics count??? Asking for a friend?
I also welcome strap on pictures with googly eyes 
I seriously need to googly eyes shop."
I might get my strap on and some googly eyes out after work.
I keep saying I need new photos |
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"Do strap on pics count??? Asking for a friend?
I also welcome strap on pictures with googly eyes
I seriously need to googly eyes shop.
I might get my strap on and some googly eyes out after work.
I keep saying I need new photos "
Yes please do  I have no googly eyes, I'll keepy strap on in the drawer  |
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"Do strap on pics count??? Asking for a friend?
I also welcome strap on pictures with googly eyes
I seriously need to googly eyes shop.
I might get my strap on and some googly eyes out after work.
I keep saying I need new photos "
I like you already... we can have strap sword fights! |
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"Great work OP - there haven't been nearly enough man- bashing, white-knighting threads lately  "
Well op isn't wrong. I mean yes single men are mostly blocked by couples and some single females.one reason could be As there are alot more single men ratio on here then couples or single fem. |
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"POLLING STATION IS OPEN
We need a mass action people.
The ladies are sick of seeing dicks.
Most have filters "not single men" doesn't that tell you something?
That at some point, they've had their message filters open. And some of you moonfruits have taken it upon yourself (for whatever reason) to send a picture of your peni.
Sometimes with a "FAF?" message.
And then. To make it even more hilarious. Your usually the same moonfruits who post topics such as "does anyone meet?" Or "single guys can't get laid" you get the jist.
Now mum and dad might have fed you all the bullshit in the world that your a good boy, and your amazing.
YOU ARE.
All of you. Not just the appendage attached at your waist.
So do us all (as a collective community) a favour and stop with the weiner shots. The dick drops. The willy pics.
I thank you in advance.
P.s. send boobies "
Well said.
We now delete any messages from men with pictures attached without opening. |
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But if the said gentlemen of these unsolicited appendages pictures and FAF messages stopped all at once.
What would people have to complain about in the forum?
It would cause a massive drop off in threads and the replies telling all and sundry how wrong it is and I am respectful of the ladies. We can’t forget the aforementioned “Why aren’t I having any luck” threads!!
The forum would plunge into an abyss!!! |
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"So, in essence, this a white knighting thread wrapped up in the parchment paper of wit?"
Just what I thought…
Nothing like a god old bit of whiteknighting on a Monday morning  . **
**Evening for me- I started my day at 2:45 am |
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"Great work OP - there haven't been nearly enough man- bashing, white-knighting threads lately
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Well op isn't wrong. I mean yes single men are mostly blocked by couples and some single females.one reason could be As there are alot more single men ratio on here then couples or single fem."
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Which is obvious and already common knowledge on here. The perpetrators won't be looking at these types of threads. On here 'you're' already preaching to the converted. |
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"Great work OP - there haven't been nearly enough man- bashing, white-knighting threads lately
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Well op isn't wrong. I mean yes single men are mostly blocked by couples and some single females.one reason could be As there are alot more single men ratio on here then couples or single fem.
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Which is obvious and already common knowledge on here. The perpetrators won't be looking at these types of threads. On here 'you're' already preaching to the converted."
No he’s not.
Roll up roll up get your cock pics here.  |
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I've genuinely had to Google the term "white knighting"
I'm coming to the aid of the small minority of decent blokes on here. Who don't send dick pics unsolicited and who don't assume their gods gift.
The by product of said endeavour is there should "hopefully" be less dick pics or pic dicks sent and received unwanted.
I'm doing this for humanity  |
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The women are sick
Sick of the pic
The pic of the dick.
You’re taking the mick
It don’t make us tick.
Down with the dick
Down with the cockery
Show some respect
Stop making a mockery.
We want faces and arms
Thighs & eyes
You need to compete
If you want the prize
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"The women are sick
Sick of the pic
The pic of the dick.
You’re taking the mick
It don’t make us tick.
Down with the dick
Down with the cockery
Show some respect
Stop making a mockery.
We want faces and arms
Thighs & eyes
You need to compete
If you want the prize
"
it. Well written bravo |
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"The women are sick
Sick of the pic
The pic of the dick.
You’re taking the mick
It don’t make us tick.
Down with the dick
Down with the cockery
Show some respect
Stop making a mockery.
We want faces and arms
Thighs & eyes
You need to compete
If you want the prize
"
Hidden talent in poetry there |
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By (user no longer on site) 28 weeks ago
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At least if a guy is gonna send a dick pic, at least try a good angle or have some decent lighting.
Also a pic of your dick while sitting on the toilet. Why? |
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By *aizyWoman 28 weeks ago
west midlands |
"Send them all my way. I still have a few rooms left to wallpaper
Do you print them in portrait or landscape, LB?? 
Depends how big they are. Some I’ve had to print off in A3 "
Was that for your Big Harold themed room?!? |
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"Send them all my way. I still have a few rooms left to wallpaper
Do you print them in portrait or landscape, LB??
Depends how big they are. Some I’ve had to print off in A3
Was that for your Big Harold themed room?!? "
Shush… I’ve not opened that room as yet… it’s epic |
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"Send them all my way. I still have a few rooms left to wallpaper
Do you print them in portrait or landscape, LB??
Depends how big they are. Some I’ve had to print off in A3 "
You're basically just gonna have a stamp collection with mine then |
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"Send them all my way. I still have a few rooms left to wallpaper
Do you print them in portrait or landscape, LB??
Depends how big they are. Some I’ve had to print off in A3
You're basically just gonna have a stamp collection with mine then "
I print those ones off on A6 |
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"I've genuinely had to Google the term "white knighting"
I'm coming to the aid of the small minority of decent blokes on here. Who don't send dick pics unsolicited and who don't assume their gods gift.
The by product of said endeavour is there should "hopefully" be less dick pics or pic dicks sent and received unwanted.
I'm doing this for humanity "
Bollocks, your it doing in the hope of getting some 
Mr |
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By *r TriomanMan 28 weeks ago
Chippenham Malmesbury area |
"POLLING STATION IS OPEN
We need a mass action people.
The ladies are sick of seeing dicks.
Most have filters "not single men" doesn't that tell you something?
That at some point, they've had their message filters open. And some of you moonfruits have taken it upon yourself (for whatever reason) to send a picture of your peni.
Sometimes with a "FAF?" message.
And then. To make it even more hilarious. Your usually the same moonfruits who post topics such as "does anyone meet?" Or "single guys can't get laid" you get the jist.
Now mum and dad might have fed you all the bullshit in the world that your a good boy, and your amazing.
YOU ARE.
All of you. Not just the appendage attached at your waist.
So do us all (as a collective community) a favour and stop with the weiner shots. The dick drops. The willy pics.
I thank you in advance.
P.s. send boobies "
And whilst you're at it OP, stop with the abs pics as well, no one wants to see them; we all have abs (albeit, mine are safely hidden behind my middle age spread), so like dick pics, there's absolutely no need for them! |
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By *nnCeeWoman 28 weeks ago
East of Eden, West of Hell |
"As my status says:
Guys! Sending dick pics is like the cat bringing in dead mice. I can see you're proud of it but I do not wish to deal with it
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Absolutely awesome!
I mean, I doubt half of the males who send the pic-de-dic actually read your profile, but hitting the nail on the head, right there! |
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By *nnCeeWoman 28 weeks ago
East of Eden, West of Hell |
"Woah, some of us like the penis pictures!
You where quoted in one of my posts. As an exception.
May you be blessed with hot, funny, pretty penises Coyote."
Especially yours, OP |
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"As my status says:
Guys! Sending dick pics is like the cat bringing in dead mice. I can see you're proud of it but I do not wish to deal with it
Absolutely awesome!
I mean, I doubt half of the males who send the pic-de-dic actually read your profile, but hitting the nail on the head, right there! "
Why did I read that as hitting the head with a nail. Ouch  |
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By (user no longer on site) 28 weeks ago
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"I never got sent dick pics when I had my message filters open.
Talk about opening the floodgates …"
All my message filters are firmly in place. I'm not daft! |
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"POLLING STATION IS OPEN
We need a mass action people.
The ladies are sick of seeing dicks.
Most have filters "not single men" doesn't that tell you something?
That at some point, they've had their message filters open. And some of you moonfruits have taken it upon yourself (for whatever reason) to send a picture of your peni.
Sometimes with a "FAF?" message.
And then. To make it even more hilarious. Your usually the same moonfruits who post topics such as "does anyone meet?" Or "single guys can't get laid" you get the jist.
Now mum and dad might have fed you all the bullshit in the world that your a good boy, and your amazing.
YOU ARE.
All of you. Not just the appendage attached at your waist.
So do us all (as a collective community) a favour and stop with the weiner shots. The dick drops. The willy pics.
I thank you in advance.
P.s. send boobies
And whilst you're at it OP, stop with the abs pics as well, no one wants to see them; we all have abs (albeit, mine are safely hidden behind my middle age spread), so like dick pics, there's absolutely no need for them!"
But it's all I've got |
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Good sir, one cannot simply blanket statement what all fair maidens desire.
Some maidens request or even demand a mosaic of a knight's lance.
The good gentlemen of the shire will surely make their own mind as to what to include or not include in their opening gambit and the maidens can judge accordingly. |
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To be honest, I'm sick of all the "I'd love to fuck you" messages. Cool.
"Your hubby has a tiny cock, look at the size of mine, I'll fill you up". Well you won't.
"I love your pictures". Great, enjoy wanking over them as that's the closest you'll ever get.
C xoxo |
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"I've genuinely had to Google the term "white knighting"
I'm coming to the aid of the small minority of decent blokes on here. Who don't send dick pics unsolicited and who don't assume their gods gift.
The by product of said endeavour is there should "hopefully" be less dick pics or pic dicks sent and received unwanted.
I'm doing this for humanity "
You might also want to google Virtue Signalling  |
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"To be honest, I'm sick of all the "I'd love to fuck you" messages. Cool.
"Your hubby has a tiny cock, look at the size of mine, I'll fill you up". Well you won't.
"I love your pictures". Great, enjoy wanking over them as that's the closest you'll ever get.
C xoxo"
Haha you sound like us |
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"As my status says:
Guys! Sending dick pics is like the cat bringing in dead mice. I can see you're proud of it but I do not wish to deal with it
Absolutely awesome!
I mean, I doubt half of the males who send the pic-de-dic actually read your profile, but hitting the nail on the head, right there! "
it made me chuckle, and your right, they probably don't read profiles, any holes a goal and all that x |
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By *a LunaWoman 28 weeks ago
South Wales |
"POLLING STATION IS OPEN
We need a mass action people.
The ladies are sick of seeing dicks.
Most have filters "not single men" doesn't that tell you something?
That at some point, they've had their message filters open. And some of you moonfruits have taken it upon yourself (for whatever reason) to send a picture of your peni.
Sometimes with a "FAF?" message.
And then. To make it even more hilarious. Your usually the same moonfruits who post topics such as "does anyone meet?" Or "single guys can't get laid" you get the jist.
Now mum and dad might have fed you all the bullshit in the world that your a good boy, and your amazing.
YOU ARE.
All of you. Not just the appendage attached at your waist.
So do us all (as a collective community) a favour and stop with the weiner shots. The dick drops. The willy pics.
I thank you in advance.
P.s. send boobies
And whilst you're at it OP, stop with the abs pics as well, no one wants to see them; we all have abs (albeit, mine are safely hidden behind my middle age spread), so like dick pics, there's absolutely no need for them!
But it's all I've got "
No it’s not. You’re tall as well. Remember 99.5% of gals on Fab like a tall fella apparently.
Although I dig dick pics AND a shorter man. Remember that guys. I’m basically super easy!! |
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By (user no longer on site) 28 weeks ago
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"And is a dick pic profile pic* unsolicited? It does pop up in front of people whether they want to see it or not.
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(*DPPP for short.)"
I wouldn't say so. Anyone sending one direct is without asking or being asked. I've seen your dick pics on my newsfeed no need to send to my box.  |
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