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By *arla Swinger OP   Woman 23 weeks ago

Somewhere

Just that!...

If you own, you know

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By *amierebelMan 23 weeks ago

nae danger.

Wallpaper?

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By *ivemealadybonerWoman 23 weeks ago

somewhere

Can't get up? Held hostage? Need a wee?

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By *ripfillMan 23 weeks ago

havant

Love cats . They are wise, and independent, you live with them - they are free spirts - like Fab members

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By *elvet RopeMan 23 weeks ago

by the big field


"Love cats . They are wise, and independent, you live with them - they are free spirts - like Fab members

"

They're also frequently massive bell ends...although thats just part of the charm

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By *urry BlokeMan 23 weeks ago

Stalybridge

The most accurate meme I've ever seen is:

"If cats could text you back, they wouldn't"

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By *arla Swinger OP   Woman 23 weeks ago

Somewhere

Mine howl at the bedroom door to come in, come in.. Walk out

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By *unter212gazMan 23 weeks ago

Ashton Under Lyne

Can't go for a pee without an audience!

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By *ivemealadybonerWoman 23 weeks ago

somewhere

Just walked into the bedroom, my 3 year old is currently doing a Kate Winslet titanic "paint me like one of your french girls" pose, using my clothes I need to put away as a pillow, I'm guessing I'm waiting til he is done lol

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By *herry delightWoman 23 weeks ago

Ilfracombe

Cats are their to show flat earth people that the world is not flat as they would have pushed everything off by now.

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By (user no longer on site) 23 weeks ago


"Cats are their to show flat earth people that the world is not flat as they would have pushed everything off by now.

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Actually lol to this

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman 23 weeks ago

North West

Dogs have owners,

Cats have staff.

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By *iberius61Man 23 weeks ago

Pontefract

Sort of. A year ago, a mom and 4 kittens turned up in my old stables. Mom eventually moved on with one kitten leaving 3. Mom was a hissing ball of fur and claws if you got too close (she has drawn blood), but her kittens became habituated to humans. 2 will allow you to stroke them, and one, although shy, will bump against you. One has even learned to meow and purr, which apparently is quite rare for feral cats. They still live in the stables, although they do come to the house for food, they don't stop in overnight.

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By *arla Swinger OP   Woman 23 weeks ago

Somewhere


"Sort of. A year ago, a mom and 4 kittens turned up in my old stables. Mom eventually moved on with one kitten leaving 3. Mom was a hissing ball of fur and claws if you got too close (she has drawn blood), but her kittens became habituated to humans. 2 will allow you to stroke them, and one, although shy, will bump against you. One has even learned to meow and purr, which apparently is quite rare for feral cats. They still live in the stables, although they do come to the house for food, they don't stop in overnight. "

Daughter moved back home with 5 cats, moved out.... Cats had kittens, up to 17 cats at one pint. It was insane!... Now have 2 cats, didn't want any cats!... One cat currently laid on me

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By *iker64worceMan 23 weeks ago

redditch

This house has four males from 16ish down too 18mnth they keep their human hosts are busy tending to their every need they ain't daft they know when they are onto a good thing!!! Nature's Alpha Freeloader

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By *iberius61Man 23 weeks ago

Pontefract


"...Daughter moved back home with 5 cats, moved out.... Cats had kittens, up to 17 cats at one point"

I got all these spayed/neutered. They're not 'my' cats (they are feral, not chipped to me), but they chose to live with me so I'll take some responsibility beyond allowing them to stay. I don't mind feeding them, but I don't want to get into a compound interest of cats

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By *arla Swinger OP   Woman 23 weeks ago

Somewhere


"...Daughter moved back home with 5 cats, moved out.... Cats had kittens, up to 17 cats at one point

I got all these spayed/neutered. They're not 'my' cats (they are feral, not chipped to me), but they chose to live with me so I'll take some responsibility beyond allowing them to stay. I don't mind feeding them, but I don't want to get into a compound interest of cats "

Uhuh! The law now states - they are your cats

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By *iberius61Man 23 weeks ago

Pontefract

Nope, their right ear is clipped to indicate they are a feral cat not owned by anyone. The neutering was arranged by cats protection, although I gave a donation equal to the cost. They do not live in the house, in fact the mom was originally probably from a colony on the local golf course. There are also at least two other colonies of feral cats that I know of in the area. The idea that all cats should be chipped is a bit silly in that there are probably just as many feral cats as house cats in the country.

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By *iberius61Man 23 weeks ago

Pontefract


"...Uhuh! The law now states - they are your cats "

...but nobody had better try 'stealing' them

Actually that was the agreement with cats protection. I have to put them back where I found them...I.e. my stables

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By *arla Swinger OP   Woman 23 weeks ago

Somewhere


"...Uhuh! The law now states - they are your cats

...but nobody had better try 'stealing' them

Actually that was the agreement with cats protection. I have to put them back where I found them...I.e. my stables "

I would love to see someone steal a cat that doesn't wish to go with them

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By *estman for the jobMan 23 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

Cats the musical!!!

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By *ickey ThumbWoman 23 weeks ago

South Down


"...Uhuh! The law now states - they are your cats

...but nobody had better try 'stealing' them

Actually that was the agreement with cats protection. I have to put them back where I found them...I.e. my stables

I would love to see someone steal a cat that doesn't wish to go with them "

As mothership to 7 cats, this actually made me splutter my tea out

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By *iberius61Man 23 weeks ago

Pontefract


"...I would love to see someone steal a cat that doesn't wish to go with them "

Yeah, the mom musta weighed just a couple of kg, but I'm telling you I wouldn't pick a fight with her. She drew blood twice. I mean, she would sit there watching me stroke her kittens, but if I went towards her she'd start hissing and swiping, you cannot believe how sharp those claws are! The two ginger ones though are just dopey gingers cats!

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By *ancman_3rdMan 23 weeks ago

Saddleworth


"Dogs have owners,

Cats have staff.

"

Yup ha ha

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By *iscoman7771000Man 23 weeks ago

birmingham

Don’t forget to get your cats micro chipped

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