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Lidl shorts = no sex ever again?
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By *929 OP Man 28 weeks ago
newcastle |
Was ower the moon with my snazzy new Lidl shorts (profile photo updated to show them) but I seem to get mocked every where I go for them and my own son said dad you will be single forever wearing those.
Is he correct would women be put off?
Anyone else got a pair haha ? |
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"Was ower the moon with my snazzy new Lidl shorts (profile photo updated to show them) but I seem to get mocked every where I go for them and my own son said dad you will be single forever wearing those.
Is he correct would women be put off?
Anyone else got a pair haha ?"
Are you wearing sandals with socks with those shorts? Of so your son is correct.
Mrs |
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By *929 OP Man 28 weeks ago
newcastle |
"You actually paid real money for them, OP???  Get yourself down to the nearest Lidl middle aisle you'll be snapped up!"
Haha yes but only a fiver, I was there yesterday as was going to buy a matching tshirt but didn’t have my size, didn’t get snapped up though but an elderly couple mocked me for the shorts |
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By *929 OP Man 28 weeks ago
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"Disappointed you didn't get the full ensemble. Shoes, socks ,hat and t-shirt. My son said he'd disown me if I wore it  "
Haha was going to get the matching r shirt yesterday but didn’t have my size |
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By *929 OP Man 28 weeks ago
newcastle |
"Was ower the moon with my snazzy new Lidl shorts (profile photo updated to show them) but I seem to get mocked every where I go for them and my own son said dad you will be single forever wearing those.
Is he correct would women be put off?
Anyone else got a pair haha ?
Are you wearing sandals with socks with those shorts? Of so your son is correct.
Mrs "
Haha sometimes I do if have socks on in house and decide to nip out and just stick my flip flops on |
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By *929 OP Man 28 weeks ago
newcastle |
"As long as you don’t own crocs 
With that combination, the universe would divide by zero. 
Implosion
Ps. OP. The shorts are funny. I’m sure you only bought them for a joke. Just don’t buy crocs  "
Haha the main reason was to embarrass my kids, well not kids anymore really they nearly 15 abs 17 so at thst age where embarrassed by parents easy but I admit i do like the Bonny colours also |
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"Have you got the socks and sliders to match?!
Haha maybe buy those next week "
I did eye up the stuff in Lidl yesterday, it's my son's 19th birthday on Thursday and we have this thing we always get something "shop related for Christmas", last year it was aldis beaker things, year before that Poundland monopoly. I didn't pick anything up as I think he already owns Lidl socks lol x |
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"Was ower the moon with my snazzy new Lidl shorts (profile photo updated to show them) but I seem to get mocked every where I go for them and my own son said dad you will be single forever wearing those.
Is he correct would women be put off?
Anyone else got a pair haha ?"
Your son is right . |
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"As long as you don’t own crocs
With that combination, the universe would divide by zero.
Implosion
Ps. OP. The shorts are funny. I’m sure you only bought them for a joke. Just don’t buy crocs
Haha the main reason was to embarrass my kids, well not kids anymore really they nearly 15 abs 17 so at thst age where embarrassed by parents easy but I admit i do like the Bonny colours also "
They’re definitely bonny
I think they’re brilliant. Maybe not on a date though hey |
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"As long as you don’t own crocs
With that combination, the universe would divide by zero.
Implosion
Ps. OP. The shorts are funny. I’m sure you only bought them for a joke. Just don’t buy crocs
Haha the main reason was to embarrass my kids, well not kids anymore really they nearly 15 abs 17 so at thst age where embarrassed by parents easy but I admit i do like the Bonny colours also
They’re definitely bonny
I think they’re brilliant. Maybe not on a date though hey "
I dunno, if someone turned up to a social in Lidl stuff (or Aldi) it would definitely make me smile and think "they don't take themselves too seriously" lol |
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"Was ower the moon with my snazzy new Lidl shorts (profile photo updated to show them) but I seem to get mocked every where I go for them and my own son said dad you will be single forever wearing those.
Is he correct would women be put off?
Anyone else got a pair haha ?Your son is right ."
Pfft! My daughter says this all the time! I say... Not my problem if they don't like a scruffy cunt with 23 cats?  |
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"As long as you don’t own crocs
With that combination, the universe would divide by zero.
Implosion
Ps. OP. The shorts are funny. I’m sure you only bought them for a joke. Just don’t buy crocs
Haha the main reason was to embarrass my kids, well not kids anymore really they nearly 15 abs 17 so at thst age where embarrassed by parents easy but I admit i do like the Bonny colours also
They’re definitely bonny
I think they’re brilliant. Maybe not on a date though hey
I dunno, if someone turned up to a social in Lidl stuff (or Aldi) it would definitely make me smile and think "they don't take themselves too seriously" lol"
Oh me too. It would probably be me wearing them |
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"Was ower the moon with my snazzy new Lidl shorts (profile photo updated to show them) but I seem to get mocked every where I go for them and my own son said dad you will be single forever wearing those.
Is he correct would women be put off?
Anyone else got a pair haha ?Your son is right .
Pfft! My daughter says this all the time! I say... Not my problem if they don't like a scruffy cunt with 23 cats? "
You have 23 cats how do you feed them all ? |
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"Was ower the moon with my snazzy new Lidl shorts (profile photo updated to show them) but I seem to get mocked every where I go for them and my own son said dad you will be single forever wearing those.
Is he correct would women be put off?
Anyone else got a pair haha ?"
I mean with those thighs I'm sure you'll be fine.
Haven't seen anyone wearing them. |
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By *929 OP Man 28 weeks ago
newcastle |
"Your legs deserve at least M&S or Waitrose, you’re doing yourself a disservice with Lidl "
Haha I not sure they do them and doubt they will be as jazzy if they do but that’s lovely thing to say, thank you ! |
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By *929 OP Man 28 weeks ago
newcastle |
"Was ower the moon with my snazzy new Lidl shorts (profile photo updated to show them) but I seem to get mocked every where I go for them and my own son said dad you will be single forever wearing those.
Is he correct would women be put off?
Anyone else got a pair haha ?
I mean with those thighs I'm sure you'll be fine.
Haven't seen anyone wearing them. "
Thank you and not seen anyone either yet haha |
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