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By (user no longer on site) OP 24 weeks ago
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Has anyone had spunked ice cubes with there Bailey's?
I did this for a woman many years ago and she used my spunk cubes in her drinks as she chatted to her hubby.
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"Has anyone had spunked ice cubes with there Bailey's?
I did this for a woman many years ago and she used my spunk cubes in her drinks as she chatted to her hubby.
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Did you spunk in her ice trays, or did you prepare them at your house, and transport them round hers in a ice box? |
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"Has anyone had spunked ice cubes with there Bailey's?
I did this for a woman many years ago and she used my spunk cubes in her drinks as she chatted to her hubby.
Did you spunk in her ice trays, or did you prepare them at your house, and transport them round hers in a ice box? "
Rather than replying off thread... I think we'd all have enjoyed that  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 24 weeks ago
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"Has anyone had spunked ice cubes with there Bailey's?
I did this for a woman many years ago and she used my spunk cubes in her drinks as she chatted to her hubby.
Did you spunk in her ice trays, or did you prepare them at your house, and transport them round hers in a ice box? "
I did it in my own ice cube tray and transported in an ice box. |
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"Has anyone had spunked ice cubes with there Bailey's?
I did this for a woman many years ago and she used my spunk cubes in her drinks as she chatted to her hubby.
Did you spunk in her ice trays, or did you prepare them at your house, and transport them round hers in a ice box?
I did it in my own ice cube tray and transported in an ice box."
I should be heading up CID I tell ya... I'm wasted on here  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 24 weeks ago
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"Has anyone had spunked ice cubes with there Bailey's?
I did this for a woman many years ago and she used my spunk cubes in her drinks as she chatted to her hubby.
Did you spunk in her ice trays, or did you prepare them at your house, and transport them round hers in a ice box?
I did it in my own ice cube tray and transported in an ice box.
I should be heading up CID I tell ya... I'm wasted on here "
CID?? |
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By (user no longer on site) 24 weeks ago
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"Has anyone had spunked ice cubes with there Bailey's?
I did this for a woman many years ago and she used my spunk cubes in her drinks as she chatted to her hubby.
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Jesus fucking christ. I don’t visit the forum often and now I’m glad I don’t. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 24 weeks ago
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"Has anyone had spunked ice cubes with there Bailey's?
I did this for a woman many years ago and she used my spunk cubes in her drinks as she chatted to her hubby.
Jesus fucking christ. I don’t visit the forum often and now I’m glad I don’t. "
Bye then |
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By *aizyWoman 24 weeks ago
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"Has anyone had spunked ice cubes with there Bailey's?
I did this for a woman many years ago and she used my spunk cubes in her drinks as she chatted to her hubby.
Did you spunk in her ice trays, or did you prepare them at your house, and transport them round hers in a ice box?
I did it in my own ice cube tray and transported in an ice box."
Did you get your ice cube tray back? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 24 weeks ago
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"Has anyone had spunked ice cubes with there Bailey's?
I did this for a woman many years ago and she used my spunk cubes in her drinks as she chatted to her hubby.
Did you spunk in her ice trays, or did you prepare them at your house, and transport them round hers in a ice box?
I did it in my own ice cube tray and transported in an ice box.
Did you get your ice cube tray back?"
Yes I did |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 24 weeks ago
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If anyone is interested I got a government business start up grant..
" Spunk cubes are us"
Not a a great business name but it seems to work for a similarly named business... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 24 weeks ago
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"I hope you use the willy shaped ice cube moulds OP.
Ps. Thanks for making me feel   "
No I didn't but I'm sorry you feel sick..maybe the clue was in the post title? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 24 weeks ago
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"Was it a novelty ice cube tray?
You appear to have an ice cube tray fetish lol
I feel you are not in the position to point a finger "
You do have a point there . |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 24 weeks ago
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"I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.....time to log off fab!
I know Bailey's isn't to everyone's taste , but it's not that bad. "
If I was heading up there marketing department it would sell out by Christmas. No one ever thought flavoured gin would take off? Think about it? |
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"I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.....time to log off fab!
I know Bailey's isn't to everyone's taste , but it's not that bad.
If I was heading up there marketing department it would sell out by Christmas. No one ever thought flavoured gin would take off? Think about it?"
Semenology: The Semen Bartender's Handbook - might interest you OP
There's also a cooking with Semen book by the same author |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 24 weeks ago
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"I don't know why, but the saddest part of this story for me is the OP jizzing into an ice cube tray. It's given me a real sense of melancholy.
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well these things take time to sink in. No pun intended |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 24 weeks ago
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"I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.....time to log off fab!
I know Bailey's isn't to everyone's taste , but it's not that bad.
If I was heading up there marketing department it would sell out by Christmas. No one ever thought flavoured gin would take off? Think about it?
Semenology: The Semen Bartender's Handbook - might interest you OP
There's also a cooking with Semen book by the same author "
Thank you. However, I am the author. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 24 weeks ago
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"No.
Just no no no no no.
Never want ice cubes in anyones house again. "
I can understand that..I do a range of different flavoured old fashioned ice lollies too if you want to DM me? |
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"And this is reason 101 why I don't go to peoples homes..."
I think you could go to 1,000,000 homes and you would be safe from this sort of thing!!
Kinks are kinks but who would think of something like this??
Oh the OP, that’s answered my question quickly |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 24 weeks ago
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"And this is reason 101 why I don't go to peoples homes...
I think you could go to 1,000,000 homes and you would be safe from this sort of thing!!
Kinks are kinks but who would think of something like this??
Oh the OP, that’s answered my question quickly "
Bit harsh but I suppose it's constructive criticism. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 24 weeks ago
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"Sperm ice?! 
Well at least it wasn’t served at womb temperature"
Aha..now there is the voice of my future marketing manager..well done sir..could be a catch phrase? |
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By (user no longer on site) 24 weeks ago
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"Sperm ice?!
Well at least it wasn’t served at womb temperature
Aha..now there is the voice of my future marketing manager..well done sir..could be a catch phrase?"
It could go down well I suppose |
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"Has anyone had spunked ice cubes with there Bailey's?
I did this for a woman many years ago and she used my spunk cubes in her drinks as she chatted to her hubby.
Did you spunk in her ice trays, or did you prepare them at your house, and transport them round hers in a ice box?
I did it in my own ice cube tray and transported in an ice box."
But what receptacle did you use to catch the spunk? I've heard of a wank sock but not a wank ice cube tray |
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"I don't know why, but the saddest part of this story for me is the OP jizzing into an ice cube tray. It's given me a real sense of melancholy.
well these things take time to sink in. No pun intended "
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By (user no longer on site) OP 24 weeks ago
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"Do you call it 'spunk ice' or 'spice' for short.... wait a minute...oh ffs.... what the actual hell
The business name is " spunk cubes are us "
I'd have thought you'd go with 'Protein Shots' "
My new research manager.. you're hired! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 24 weeks ago
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"Thats ruined ice in drinks for me, forever.
Thanks OP"
Really sorry about that..maybe next time don't go for the special offer " by one get one free "
I can do a refund? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 24 weeks ago
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"*the more I see, the less I know*
Read more books. That may help?
I read plenty. Some things I wish I'd never read.
Cum ice cubes is up there."
Sorry to hear that...I can do free samples if you DM me? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 24 weeks ago
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"Sperm ice?!
Well at least it wasn’t served at womb temperature
Aha..now there is the voice of my future marketing manager..well done sir..could be a catch phrase?
It could go down well I suppose"
Ha! Love it! |
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"Has anyone had spunked ice cubes with there Bailey's?
I did this for a woman many years ago and she used my spunk cubes in her drinks as she chatted to her hubby.
Did you spunk in her ice trays, or did you prepare them at your house, and transport them round hers in a ice box?
I did it in my own ice cube tray and transported in an ice box.
I should be heading up CID I tell ya... I'm wasted on here
CID??"
CID = Cum in drinks. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 24 weeks ago
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"Has anyone had spunked ice cubes with there Bailey's?
I did this for a woman many years ago and she used my spunk cubes in her drinks as she chatted to her hubby.
Did you spunk in her ice trays, or did you prepare them at your house, and transport them round hers in a ice box?
I did it in my own ice cube tray and transported in an ice box.
I should be heading up CID I tell ya... I'm wasted on here
CID??
CID = Cum in drinks. "
Oh. Ha ha ha! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 24 weeks ago
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"There's a book you can buy
Natural Harvest: A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes
You should give it a look "
Thank you. You're presuming I haven't got it. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 24 weeks ago
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"There's a book you can buy
Natural Harvest: A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes
You should give it a look
Thank you. You're presuming I haven't got it.
No, honestly..I've got it
Or indeed wrote it "
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By (user no longer on site) 24 weeks ago
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This guy Is chatting a load of bs shocking the amount of response this tread had? I can make some bs story's too also
One time I cummed in my mayo bottle and mix it all together and made a sandwich and gave it to my neighbours wife... lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 24 weeks ago
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"This guy Is chatting a load of bs shocking the amount of response this tread had? I can make some bs story's too also
One time I cummed in my mayo bottle and mix it all together and made a sandwich and gave it to my neighbours wife... lol"
Now there's an idea...and thanks for being so ironically paradoxical. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 24 weeks ago
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"This guy Is chatting a load of bs shocking the amount of response this tread had? I can make some bs story's too also
One time I cummed in my mayo bottle and mix it all together and made a sandwich and gave it to my neighbours wife... lol"
Boo hoo |
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"This guy Is chatting a load of bs shocking the amount of response this tread had? I can make some bs story's too "
I think you may have missed that most of the responses are jokey. Its not meant to be take seriously its for fun. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 24 weeks ago
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"This guy Is chatting a load of bs shocking the amount of response this tread had? I can make some bs story's too
I think you may have missed that most of the responses are jokey. Its not meant to be take seriously its for fun. "
Thank you...at long last.. someone who actually gets it..have a great weekend everyone... you've been gotchad!! Ha. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 24 weeks ago
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"When it melts does it float to the top "
This is an an automated message. The OP has been taken to a secure facility somewhere off the coast of malingering..which is off the coast of Scotland. |
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"Has anyone had spunked ice cubes with there Bailey's?
I did this for a woman many years ago and she used my spunk cubes in her drinks as she chatted to her hubby.
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I know when abroad it's often recommended not to have ice cubes. I'm now thinking the same about Rugby |
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"From my experience regarding the amount most guys produce, it would take ages to make a decent amount of them, but given the opportunity I would try one or two"
They must have been filled one cube at a time.
Either that or they were watered down. Don’t let the weights & measures department find out if this is the case. |
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"Has anyone had spunked ice cubes with there Bailey's?
I did this for a woman many years ago and she used my spunk cubes in her drinks as she chatted to her hubby.
Jesus fucking christ. I don’t visit the forum often and now I’m glad I don’t. "
This is quite tame compared to some.of the forum post I've read over the years. 
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By (user no longer on site) 23 weeks ago
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"Sometimes when I think of all the totally doo lally people in the world I wonder where the don't lallies live........
I wanna go there"
^ this made me chuckle |
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