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Ridiculously shallow reasons why you've not been interested in someone
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We're all a bit shallow at times. I'm just wondering why you haven't been interested in someone, whether it is here on Fab, or on a night out, or wherever.
For me, I was chatted up by a woman who though attractive, wore shoes that were far too sensible. I couldn't get past it. |
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"We're all a bit shallow at times. I'm just wondering why you haven't been interested in someone, whether it is here on Fab, or on a night out, or wherever.
For me, I was chatted up by a woman who though attractive, wore shoes that were far too sensible. I couldn't get past it. "
This is me because I live in flip flops |
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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago
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"Someone told me that they recorded "neighbours" (the Australian soap opera).."
.. I always thought it was a pile of crap even when I was a kid & I'd watch it sometimes.
But recording it's a crime. |
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By *ooleyMan 36 weeks ago
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Puns.
Specifically bad puns. A *good* pun is worth a small golf-clap. But bad ones, especially if the are repeated again & again are the worst. I even asked her directly not to overdo it, but over time it just became a massive un-funny turn-off. |
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"I've turned down the vast majority of offers I've had on fab mainly because it was obvious they weren't really interested in me and were just interested in validation. "
For the record.. no interest in validation  |
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"Someone told me that they recorded "neighbours" (the Australian soap opera).."
HAHAHAHA this is brilliant! This is exactly what I'm talking about 
On a similar note, someone who I'd had a decades long crush on posted on Facebook that Maroon 5 were her favourite band. The crush ended at that moment. |
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Unsure if it would be classed as shallow. But I always say I don't judge a book by its cover cos I am generally more attracted to personalities than looks. But I have turned down guys who remind me of people I didn't like/or were mean to me growing up. |
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"On a similar note, someone who I'd had a decades long crush on posted on Facebook that Maroon 5 were her favourite band. The crush ended at that moment. "
High-five for that one. I’ve walked away from dates when they’ve revealed horrendous music taste. |
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Mr4's Ex was chattd up by a very nicely dressed female..got back to her ..one thing lead to another thing ...the fem in question was wearing dodgy non matching underwear so she got dressed and walked out ?? but with us pair it's anyone who's obssesed by celebs/talent shows/reality tv shows or influencers as our collective brains switch off and we start dribbling ( and yes it's happened years ago with a couple apart from the dribbling bit though as the other fem was stunning but ..) xx  |
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"I wouldn't be intimate with a forumite
Social, yes. Intimate, no"
I guess I should qualify...
Regardless of how attractive some of you are
It's very much a 'me' issue
Familiarity turns off the sex radar
Vanilla me is exactly the same |
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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago
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"I'm put off by the simplest of things.
What they wear.
How they talk.
If they type lol or hehe.
Who they simp over.
Didn't Michael Jackson coin the phrase 'hehe'
Sorry wrong thread."
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Met a lovely couple for a social. Started with some general chit chat about weather, holidays, etc. The guy of the couple then said after 5 minutes ‘enough of the chat let’s talk about swinging’. It was too full on for the Mrs so we didn’t meet them again. |
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"Lovely young man in a club, wearing trackies... I detest trackies worn as everyday wear, it just screams "convict" or "chav" to me.
I am well aware this is shallow... but I cannot get past it."
but 9 times out of 10 correct |
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"Lovely young man in a club, wearing trackies... I detest trackies worn as everyday wear, it just screams "convict" or "chav" to me.
I am well aware this is shallow... but I cannot get past it.but 9 times out of 10 correct "
I think it's an age thing to be honest... lots of young people seemingly have no problem with leisure wear for every occasion. |
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"Lovely young man in a club, wearing trackies... I detest trackies worn as everyday wear, it just screams "convict" or "chav" to me.
I am well aware this is shallow... but I cannot get past it.but 9 times out of 10 correct
I think it's an age thing to be honest... lots of young people seemingly have no problem with leisure wear for every occasion. "
I wear trackies generally but if I was going anywhere like a club I'd be smartly dressed |
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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago
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"Because his name was Colin"
This is why I don't do names!
I was talking to a guy who was completely my type, tall, beard, tattoos. Then he told me his real name.
My sex drive has never dropped quicker.
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"Because his name was Colin
This is why I don't do names!
I was talking to a guy who was completely my type, tall, beard, tattoos. Then he told me his real name.
My sex drive has never dropped quicker.
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It's a real thing, isn't it?  |
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"Because his name was Colin
This is why I don't do names!
I was talking to a guy who was completely my type, tall, beard, tattoos. Then he told me his real name.
My sex drive has never dropped quicker.
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Fred west ? |
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"Because his name was Colin
Was he a catapillar?
I didn't get to find out!
But if he'd brought cake, I'd have just renamed him Joe, and gone with the flow "
I don't have a good/bad connection with names. They are what they ate. |
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"Because his name was Colin
Was he a catapillar?
I didn't get to find out!
But if he'd brought cake, I'd have just renamed him Joe, and gone with the flow
I don't have a good/bad connection with names. They are what they ate. "
I see what you did there
Love,
Brenda x |
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"Because his name was Colin
Was he a catapillar?
I didn't get to find out!
But if he'd brought cake, I'd have just renamed him Joe, and gone with the flow
I don't have a good/bad connection with names. They are what they ate.
I see what you did there
Love,
Brenda x"
Alright Brenda. Now there's a name I haven't whispered in the midst of an orgasm  |
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"Because his name was Colin
Was he a catapillar?
I didn't get to find out!
But if he'd brought cake, I'd have just renamed him Joe, and gone with the flow
I don't have a good/bad connection with names. They are what they ate.
I see what you did there
Love,
Brenda x
Alright Brenda. Now there's a name I haven't whispered in the midst of an orgasm "
Get used to it |
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"They smell wrong. I don't mean unwashed, or too much aftershave. Just some sort of scent incompatibility.
Seems a tad harsh "
Only as harsh as being put off by someone's height, or the fact they record neighbours *shrugs* |
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"They smell wrong. I don't mean unwashed, or too much aftershave. Just some sort of scent incompatibility.
Seems a tad harsh
Only as harsh as being put off by someone's height, or the fact they record neighbours *shrugs*"
Like that fish smell some people give off |
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Obsession with her hamster, I couldn't cope with it. I really like her at first, but once the hamster got into the conversation it never ended.
Obduracy bothers me. If people can't accept when they are in the wrong, own their part, or just let go of it - they're just not for me. |
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"Lovely young man in a club, wearing trackies... I detest trackies worn as everyday wear, it just screams "convict" or "chav" to me.
I am well aware this is shallow... but I cannot get past it."
I have a bit of a thing for the whole trackies chav look. |
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By *929Man 36 weeks ago
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Was seeing a lass a back in 2022 who’s personality was amazing I thought the world of her at one point made me enjoy life again after a break up from long term ex, but somewhere along the line she decided it was a good idea to get a massive gut it seemed like she just showed up one week and it was there and she would openly gloat she didn’t give a fuck had no interest in exercising ect which as someone who always keeps in shape I found a bit off putting, with her new found fatness also came the inability to control whenever farts left her arse on at least two occasions done it while receiving oral and one time through the night so loudly it woke me up. It all did put me off quite a bit and it showed and eventually it ended for various reasons I feel a bit of a cunt looking back but we all have our tastes and likes/dislikes |
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"She owned a pair of crocs
This is a totally legit reason.
It really is ain’t it, total passion killer
I wear crocs when I give out Bjs
Not in  "
Hastily removes crocs, sets fire to them & slips into stilettos |
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"with her new found fatness also came the inability to control whenever farts left her arse on at least two occasions done it while receiving oral and one time through the night so loudly it woke me up"
I wake MYSELF up with my farts. It makes me giggle |
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"She owned a pair of crocs
This is a totally legit reason.
It really is ain’t it, total passion killer
I wear crocs when I give out Bjs
Not in
Hastily removes crocs, sets fire to them & slips into stilettos "
It's going to take me while to get over the crocs. |
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"She owned a pair of crocs
This is a totally legit reason.
It really is ain’t it, total passion killer
I wear crocs when I give out Bjs
You’ve gone down ………. In my estimations "
Croccy bjs. Its my kink! |
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"She owned a pair of crocs
This is a totally legit reason.
It really is ain’t it, total passion killer
I wear crocs when I give out Bjs
Not in
Hastily removes crocs, sets fire to them & slips into stilettos
It's going to take me while to get over the crocs."
You can do it, I know you can |
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"Am I the only guy on here that owns a pair of crocs? haha
They're so comfy, aren't they? "
For sure! I can definitely see why you wear them whilst giving out bjs haha. I might have to start wearing them whilst receiving them |
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"She owned a pair of crocs
This is a totally legit reason.
It really is ain’t it, total passion killer
I wear crocs when I give out Bjs
You’ve gone down ………. In my estimations
Croccy bjs. Its my kink! "
I don’t know how but you’ve just managed to make it even more unsexy |
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"Am I the only guy on here that owns a pair of crocs? haha
They're so comfy, aren't they?
For sure! I can definitely see why you wear them whilst giving out bjs haha. I might have to start wearing them whilst receiving them "
See? We've started a whole new movement. A cult, even!  |
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"Puns.
Specifically bad puns. A *good* pun is worth a small golf-clap. But bad ones, especially if the are repeated again & again are the worst. I even asked her directly not to overdo it, but over time it just became a massive un-funny turn-off. "
  oh bugger I'm done for ... |
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Ass hole on display
That's quite a high percentage of the profiles on here;-)
I'm.picky
Good. You should never pick the fallen apples from the orchard.
Your buttocks are amazing btw "
Well... I do try |
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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago
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I have had a few in the past.
1. Messy bedroom
2. Above with drawers left open.
3. Had pet rats, a lot.
4. Used the word “Norty” in their profile
5. Odd looking bum hole
6. Was just coming across dull and wasn’t living up to their pictures.
7. Had a bed sheet/ duvet cover as curtains.
8. Sorry ladies, but really hairy.
9. Said they were picky but then looked at their veri’s and clearly not so.
Have I won yet? |
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On personal note? I’m a croc wearing speedo freak, who watches coronation street, neighbors, home and away. Have a messy house and dildos in the top draws which are open. I’ve a varuka on my foot a dimpled arse hole. I’m annoying and tell dad jokes which only I find funny. I’m a total nerd and know absolutely nothing about everything. I drink till I pass out and above all, I dribble. I’ll not got into my bad points. but my wife loves me. Lol |
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"Being thick.
And I know it's not their fault if they're thick and I'd never make them feel any way about it but i just can't deal"
I share your opinion! If I can't have a decent conversation with someone, or they're less intelligent than me, I simply cannot continue any further |
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"On personal note? I’m a croc wearing speedo freak, who watches coronation street, neighbors, home and away. Have a messy house and dildos in the top draws which are open. I’ve a varuka on my foot a dimpled arse hole. I’m annoying and tell dad jokes which only I find funny. I’m a total nerd and know absolutely nothing about everything. I drink till I pass out and above all, I dribble. I’ll not got into my bad points. but my wife loves me. Lol "
I used to work in Hinckley sorry I'm out. |
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Oh. There was a super hot girl I kept seeing around the club one night and I couldn't take my eyes off her whenever she was in the room.
Until we were down in the dungeon. And this godawful American accent comes out with "Do you wanna call me Mommy or Master?" to her playmate and that was it. Couldn't even enjoy the visual any more after that. |
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"On personal note? I’m a croc wearing speedo freak, who watches coronation street, neighbors, home and away. Have a messy house and dildos in the top draws which are open. I’ve a varuka on my foot a dimpled arse hole. I’m annoying and tell dad jokes which only I find funny. I’m a total nerd and know absolutely nothing about everything. I drink till I pass out and above all, I dribble. I’ll not got into my bad points. but my wife loves me. Lol "
It could be worse !
I mean you could come from Hinckley |
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"On personal note? I’m a croc wearing speedo freak, who watches coronation street, neighbors, home and away. Have a messy house and dildos in the top draws which are open. I’ve a varuka on my foot a dimpled arse hole. I’m annoying and tell dad jokes which only I find funny. I’m a total nerd and know absolutely nothing about everything. I drink till I pass out and above all, I dribble. I’ll not got into my bad points. but my wife loves me. Lol
It could be worse !
I mean you could come from Hinckley "
Thank fuck I’m half Welsh. Lol |
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"On personal note? I’m a croc wearing speedo freak, who watches coronation street, neighbors, home and away. Have a messy house and dildos in the top draws which are open. I’ve a varuka on my foot a dimpled arse hole. I’m annoying and tell dad jokes which only I find funny. I’m a total nerd and know absolutely nothing about everything. I drink till I pass out and above all, I dribble. I’ll not got into my bad points. but my wife loves me. Lol
It could be worse !
I mean you could come from Hinckley
Thank fuck I’m half Welsh. Lol"
I’m saying nothing else until my lawyer gets here |
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"If they're a smoker then no it's not happening. Also religious people, doesn't matter what religion it is but I'd rather not "
At least you are equal opportunities about it. I'm the same, can't stand uptight religious people. I have a young female friend who believes in the African churches, she tried to tell me anal sex with a woman turns men gay
This is the crap that they preach. I love anal sex with a woman. Never been interested in men at all. It was news to her. |
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"Because his name was Colin
This is why I don't do names!
I was talking to a guy who was completely my type, tall, beard, tattoos. Then he told me his real name.
My sex drive has never dropped quicker.
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Sidney? No Nigel |
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"Because his name was Colin
Was he a catapillar?
I didn't get to find out!
But if he'd brought cake, I'd have just renamed him Joe, and gone with the flow
I don't have a good/bad connection with names. They are what they ate.
I see what you did there
Love,
Brenda x
Alright Brenda. Now there's a name I haven't whispered in the midst of an orgasm "
There was a hot Brenda at school, I never did talk to her let alone bang her |
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I have this weird thing about eyebrows it's not a good sign when all I'm thinking about is getting my tweezers out and sorting them out for him/her.
Besides the eyebrow thing it's mostly something that they say that puts me off.
I remember once meeting a lovely man me and my husband were talking to him it was all going well till he started talking about the fact he loves banging other people's wife's it made him sound like a immature teenager and put us right off.. |
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"Someone told me that they recorded "neighbours" (the Australian soap opera).."
I like the way you clarified it was the soap opera and not that they had recorded “the” neighbours lol.
Similarly if they said I’ve been recorded home & away lol |
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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago
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When I was dating for a partner…shorter than me bothered me a lot. I’m 5”7 but I like snuggling up into my guys lap and feeling secure
My other reasons are usually personality driven as I am a bit of a sapiosexual. I love charism and confidence but without arrogance - Mrs |
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