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Post your Twatters here .....
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What's a twatter?
Similar to twitter but for twattish things. Pretty identical really 
Oh right...so in need of hash tags then? 
They are known as hash twats"
I was wondering if I'd get away with calling someone a twat? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thinking about going back into Tesco to ask how a product works cos I can't figure it out
Put it in the microwave. Turn dial to 1 min 30 and press start "
Said item was in wrong package , no wonder I couldn't work it out 
PS Ryan I don't think microwaving an iPad cover will make it edible |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"Thinking about going back into Tesco to ask how a product works cos I can't figure it out
Put it in the microwave. Turn dial to 1 min 30 and press start
Said item was in wrong package , no wonder I couldn't work it out
PS Ryan I don't think microwaving an iPad cover will make it edible "
Was it really an iPhone cover in disguise  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wonder how I'm going to survive the next 7 days with this name
Wondering why you changed it?"
Cos that Ryan used his Jedi mind powers thingy on me and now I'm stuck with it for 7 days  |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Wonder how I'm going to survive the next 7 days with this name
Wondering why you changed it?
Cos that Ryan used his Jedi mind powers thingy on me and now I'm stuck with it for 7 days "
The things women do for that man! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wonder how I'm going to survive the next 7 days with this name
Wondering why you changed it?
Cos that Ryan used his Jedi mind powers thingy on me and now I'm stuck with it for 7 days
The things women do for that man!"
I didn't do it he made me honest |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"Wonder how I'm going to survive the next 7 days with this name
Wondering why you changed it?
Cos that Ryan used his Jedi mind powers thingy on me and now I'm stuck with it for 7 days
The things women do for that man!
I didn't do it he made me honest "
Yea right ! Don't blame me for it |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
glasgow |
Captains log,stardate 13-4-13,moving into unknown territory,outcome uncertain,Mrs saucy has a planned sexual conclusion, in direct opposition with my sleep imperative.
Beam me up Scotty,and be sure the emergency dildos on hand,I don't think I'm going to make it. |
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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago
near kings lynn |
Flippin knackered after a weekend of fun. Doing it all again next weekend. I cant wait to get into bed.
Had some great laughs over the weekend. Looked into a ladies stunningly beautiful eyes and got a nice cuddle. Got carpet burns too but luckily the ceilibg didnt cave in and the mirror stayed on the wall.
Smiling and content xx |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"scuse me _ruit - keep the twatters to under 140 characters !
Bugger. Oops missed that bit lol x
No one said it that's why ..... how long should a twatter be ? "
Twits are 140 are twats bigger or smaller? |
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"scuse me _ruit - keep the twatters to under 140 characters !
Bugger. Oops missed that bit lol x
No one said it that's why ..... how long should a twatter be ?
Twits are 140 are twats bigger or smaller?"
I think Twatters should be no more than 99 chars |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"scuse me _ruit - keep the twatters to under 140 characters !
Bugger. Oops missed that bit lol x
No one said it that's why ..... how long should a twatter be ?
Twits are 140 are twats bigger or smaller?
I think Twatters should be no more than 99 chars"
140 would be quite flabby twats... |
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