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"I’m a lady. "Your banana says otherwise | |||
"(Waves hand) Me! I’m in, I’ll leave the husband at home
"Perfect, what are you drinking? | |||
"I’m a lady.
Your banana says otherwise "Shush you. | |||
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"Wonderful. Kraken rum and , please. And a topless waiter to serve it. "How will _allandathletic do for you? Coming right up | |||
"Wonderful. Kraken rum and , please. And a topless waiter to serve it.
How will _allandathletic do for you? Coming right up "*booty shuffles his arse in anticipation of having a job to do*  | |||
French Maid/Waitress outfit...  xx | |||
I'll have a gallon of a mocktail of your choice
Fancy a quick bump and grind on the dance floor to get the party started? | |||
"Wonderful. Kraken rum and , please. And a topless waiter to serve it.
How will _allandathletic do for you? Coming right up
*booty shuffles his arse in anticipation of having a job to do*
"Wheeeeee! | |||
"I'm in OP
I'll have a gallon of a mocktail of your choice
Fancy a quick bump and grind on the dance floor to get the party started? "Oh I better choose something pretty and fruity then
Yes please, its like you read my mind | |||
"CD men in black stockings and suspenders French Maid/Waitress outfit... xx"Fiddles, you're after a job aren't you? | |||
"CD men in black stockings and suspenders French Maid/Waitress outfit... xx
Fiddles, you're after a job aren't you? " | |||
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"Tucks willy away…….. This counts right? "Sorry Mr Wick, but it's a crime to hide that splendiferousness | |||
"Tucks willy away…….. This counts right? "Sorry the rainbow colours mean we already spied it you can help fiddles if you like though | |||
. And topless waiters are welcome | |||
"I think I'll go for the classic, Sex On The Beach, please?
"Coming right up | |||
"I'll take champagne or vodka, thanks . And topless waiters are welcome "Perfect, I'll send one of them over with your drink and a smile | |||
"I think I'll go for the classic, Sex On The Beach, please?
Coming right up "Thank you. | |||
"I think I'll go for the classic, Sex On The Beach, please?
"It's a classic, but looking at some of the waiters, I might settle for Sex On The Crate In The Storeroom.  | |||
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"Oh we’re starting early! Big jug of Kalimotxo please OP and thank you." It's Friday, that's reason enough for me. Coming right up | |||
"(Waves hand) Me! I’m in, I’ll leave the husband at home
Perfect, what are you drinking?
"Strawberry daiquiri or a pornstar martini for me please | |||
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Bailey's coming up for Foxy | |||
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"Hi _issbella i’ll have a vodka & lemonade please "Of course, enjoy | |||
