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What is a quite mild British punishment you could wish on an enemy

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By *usman 199 OP Man 24 weeks ago

Stockport

Morning everyone .

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By *icecouple561Couple 24 weeks ago
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East Sussex

Having the word sorry removed from their vocabulary

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By (user no longer on site) 24 weeks ago

Force them to watch coronation street and east Enders…… that should do the trick

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By *ealitybitesMan 24 weeks ago

Belfast

Force them to carry the football home.

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By *r John WickMan 24 weeks ago

The Continental

Being forced to drink inferior tea.

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By *aTina HeadTurnerWoman 24 weeks ago

Travelling

Steal their umbrella.

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By *icecouple561Couple 24 weeks ago
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East Sussex

Forever choosing the wrong checkout queue

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By *idlandiaMan 24 weeks ago

Birmingham

Only one slice of bacon on their full English, and the egg yolk is over cooked.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan 24 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

May your trains forever run late.

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By *icecouple561Couple 24 weeks ago
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East Sussex

Being forced to tell the truth when the waiter/was asks how their meal is.

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By *rooperRedMan 24 weeks ago

Littlehampton

End a strongly worded letter with just "Regards".

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By *oo..Woman 24 weeks ago

Boo's World

Self serve checkouts never working (like normal)

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By *innietheMinx2Woman 24 weeks ago

Grampian

Weak tea without a rich tea biscuit for dunking, or the dunked rich tea biscuit forever falling into the weak tea before they can eat it. Brutal.

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan 24 weeks ago

St Leonards

Appear as if you're going to let the door you're holding close on them as they approach.

Obviously - don't actually do that. It would be unthinkable.

But just a reminder...that you COULD.

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By *uri00620Woman 24 weeks ago

Croydon

When getting up from a sitting position to leave somewhere they are not allowed to slap their knees saying "Right then"...

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan 24 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

May you realise your milk is off *after* pouring it into your tea.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman 24 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

I would leave the crusts on the cucumber sandwiches or make them with white bread

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By (user no longer on site) 24 weeks ago

An imperfectly tuned radio to BBC Radio 4, try enjoying The Archers with a slight hiss and crackle disrupting proceedings

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By *ivemealadybonerWoman 24 weeks ago

somewhere

Form another queue, then summon them all to join the front of the queue of my enemy just when they are at the front.

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By *wiss Army KnifeMan 24 weeks ago

Second star to the right…

Not being allowed to talk about the weather

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By *idnight RamblerMan 24 weeks ago

Pershore

Stand in the rain giving a speech.

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan 24 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Not being allowed to talk about the weather"

Pure evil

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By *viatrixWoman 24 weeks ago

Redhill

Giving them an open can of Baked Beans and no spoon or fork.

IYKYK

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By *oadsafun1960Man 24 weeks ago

Somerset & Hertfordshire

Don't let them have Sky TV ??

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man 24 weeks ago

Stourbridge

"Being forced to drink inferior tea. "

You evil monster! ??

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By *rHotNottsMan 24 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"Forever choosing the wrong checkout queue "

Banning them from queuing !

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By *uperted39Man 24 weeks ago

bushey

Drive at 30 in front of them on a national speed limit open road

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By *ell GwynnWoman 24 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

Ban hinting and enforce direct communication. Actually, that'd only affect the middle classes.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan 24 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

May you forever be confused about which class you belong to.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman 24 weeks ago

Essex

The “wrong kind of heat” all summer.

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By *reeneyes40Man 24 weeks ago

cambridge

Few soft blows with a policeman’s truncheon

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By *ansoffateMan 24 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

Powdered milk for their tea.

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By *odgerMooreMan 24 weeks ago

Carlisle

Ban tutting!!

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man 24 weeks ago

Stourbridge

Ban the word “fine”

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By *ee04Man 24 weeks ago

Essex

Drive on a motorway with endless cones and no fucker working with signs saying delays until 2 years in the future

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By *oodmessMan 24 weeks ago

yumsville

Postman sending you a missed you card when you've nipped to the loo after waiting in all morning.

Getting up at the crack of dawn to miss the traffic to get stuck in motorway traffic

Eventually finding that item, getting those oooh yea feelings, receiving it and having to pay to return it as it's nothing like advertised.

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By *aTina HeadTurnerWoman 24 weeks ago

Travelling

Milk first

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By *osey WalesMan 24 weeks ago

Surrey

"Milk first "

Thats too far. Thread said a mild punishment

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By *osey WalesMan 24 weeks ago

Surrey

May the cream in your cream scone be ever so slightly off

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By *aTina HeadTurnerWoman 24 weeks ago

Travelling

"Milk first

Thats too far. Thread said a mild punishment

*makes an eye contact while dipping her PG Tips in milk, waiting for the kettle to boil*

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By *allandathleticMan 24 weeks ago

Asgard

May you drive over every pothole.

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By *empted23Couple 24 weeks ago

countryside

Plan a journey by train and discover the joys of a bus replacement service

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By *lowupdollTV/TS 24 weeks ago

Herts

Acknowledge the existence of a stranger ok the London tube. For the most heinous crimes make it the Northern Line.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan 24 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

"*makes an eye contact while dipping her PG Tips in milk, waiting for the kettle to boil*"

You monster.

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By *ipsforlipsMan 24 weeks ago

Midlands

Mey the queue you're in always close just before you're about to be served

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By *aTina HeadTurnerWoman 24 weeks ago

Travelling

"*makes an eye contact while dipping her PG Tips in milk, waiting for the kettle to boil*

You monster."

You’re loving it though, mi querido.

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By *iss.Bella.Woman 24 weeks ago

Wales

Afternoon tea is now exactly that. Just tea, in a pot. No more finger sandwiches, scones or cakes

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan 24 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

"You’re loving it though, mi querido."

Can’t take my eyes off you.

I think you’ve inadvertently found the ultimate dominatrix move against a British man.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan 24 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

"Afternoon tea is now exactly that. Just tea, in a pot. No more finger sandwiches, scones or cakes

There’s biscuits though. Right?

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By *osey WalesMan 24 weeks ago

Surrey

"Milk first

Thats too far. Thread said a mild punishment

*makes an eye contact while dipping her PG Tips in milk, waiting for the kettle to boil*

Wrong.

But oddly erotic

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan 24 weeks ago

Torquay

Allowing nationalities who don't queue to jump in front

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By *irthandgirthMan 24 weeks ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

That all their teabags rip and all their milk is lumpy.

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By *urnedoutniceagainMan 24 weeks ago

louth

Putting milk in first when making them a cup of tea

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