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Brighton

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By *irldnCouple 29 weeks ago

Brighton

They call it a Cock with cheese.

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By *irldnCouple 29 weeks ago

Brighton

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Brighton

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By *hunky GentMan 29 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

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dartford

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ayr

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dartford

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North West

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Norwichish

If you spank her she will come

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Aberdeen

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paradise city

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paradise city

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paradise city

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paradise city

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The Continental

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The Continental

"Ah mr cock I’ve been expecting you "

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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago

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By *asycouple1971 OP Couple 29 weeks ago

midlands

Really funny replies.

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By *oadsafun1960Man 29 weeks ago

Somerset & Hertfordshire

Why don't you come up and 'cock' me sometime

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By *inkycoupleofscotsCouple 29 weeks ago

Stirling-ish

where's your cock?

what cock?

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By *rHotNottsMan 29 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

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midlands

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By *asycouple1971 OP Couple 28 weeks ago

midlands

They call it a Cock with cheese."

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By *ndtheswingersMan 28 weeks ago

colchester

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