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The extra finger growing from my left ring finger. It’s extra funny looking when the nail lady paints it a coordinating colour but not the same as the other nails.
The massive hairy mole on the side of my neck that I rub gently every night as I fall asleep. It’s soft and makes me feel good when I stroke it.
Lastly, my left thumb that I suck at every moment of the day for comfort. I just like sucking things.
Massively these things collectively make me look funny.
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"The huge scar on my neck from having my Frankenstein style bolt removed mehhhhhhhhhhhhhhrrrr
( Monster noise)
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Well it was actually from an operation as a baby but I like to tell people it's where I had the bolt removed.
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"I have a fivehead too , no boobs and this persistent hair that keeps coming back on my toe.
We could be long lost twins
That would be extremely weird "
Yes it would, as only one of us is Rear of the Year |
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"I had to Google "fivehead".
Clever  .
Huge nose...possibly a four and a half head too.
Nothing your solid hairline couldn't hide with a fringe "
Careful...I'll give you "Lockdown 2020 Hair" again for the profile pic... . |
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"I have a fivehead too , no boobs and this persistent hair that keeps coming back on my toe.
We could be long lost twins
That would be extremely weird
Yes it would, as only one of us is Rear of the Year"
Correction it's rear of the winter and if I remember correctly you voted for me |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 24 weeks ago
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"I’m a pink haired dwarf with a massive mouth "
If you had a flat head for him to put his beer, and turned into a roast beef sandwich and a sixpack at midnight, then a lot of men would consider you marriage material.
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"I have a fivehead too , no boobs and this persistent hair that keeps coming back on my toe.
We could be long lost twins
That would be extremely weird
Yes it would, as only one of us is Rear of the Year
Correction it's rear of the winter and if I remember correctly you voted for me"
Someone had to  |
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"I had to Google "fivehead".
Clever .
Huge nose...possibly a four and a half head too.
Nothing your solid hairline couldn't hide with a fringe
Careful...I'll give you "Lockdown 2020 Hair" again for the profile pic... ."
I love lockdown Nick. Get him out  |
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"I’m a pink haired dwarf with a massive mouth
If you had a flat head for him to put his beer, and turned into a roast beef sandwich and a sixpack at midnight, then a lot of men would consider you marriage material.
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Oh I have all of those too… guess I’m marriage material then |
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"I have a fivehead too , no boobs and this persistent hair that keeps coming back on my toe.
We could be long lost twins
That would be extremely weird
Yes it would, as only one of us is Rear of the Year
Correction it's rear of the winter and if I remember correctly you voted for me
Someone had to "
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"I had to Google "fivehead".
Clever .
Huge nose...possibly a four and a half head too.
Nothing your solid hairline couldn't hide with a fringe
Careful...I'll give you "Lockdown 2020 Hair" again for the profile pic... .
I love lockdown Nick. Get him out "
Oh all right Willy.
Only because you asked nicely, twice...and nothing to do with me being an attention-seeking whore   . |
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By *ascaIMan 24 weeks ago
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"...looking
I have a fivehead and a pointy nose.
What makes you funny looking?
My arse isn't as good as yours but I also have a fivehead. I head has the side profile of a cheese grater "
Ain’t so bad. Great for all the cheese lovers in here. |
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"What makes me funny looking?
Where shall I start?
It's a non judgemental club. Start wherever you like
Then I'll start at the beginning. It's a very good place to staaaaart... "
Once upon a time, a long long time ago.. |
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"...looking
I have a fivehead and a pointy nose.
What makes you funny looking?
My arse isn't as good as yours but I also have a fivehead. I head has the side profile of a cheese grater "
Welcome to the club my good friend |
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"...looking
I have a fivehead and a pointy nose.
What makes you funny looking?
My arse isn't as good as yours but I also have a fivehead. I head has the side profile of a cheese grater
Ain’t so bad. Great for all the cheese lovers in here. "
Hmmm, you could be onto something here. Profile edit incoming... |
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"...looking
I have a fivehead and a pointy nose.
What makes you funny looking?
Same here but my nose is less pointy and more.. Shrek
I'll be your princess Fiona anytime
Gerroot ma swamp!"
I'm in love |
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"...Well it was actually from an operation as a baby but I like to tell people it's where I had the bolt removed.
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I have a curved scar down my back from fishing my ribs out of one of my lungs when I had a climbing accident. I tell people it's a shark bite ?? |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 24 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"What makes me funny looking?
Where shall I start?
It's a non judgemental club. Start wherever you like
Then I'll start at the beginning. It's a very good place to staaaaart...
Once upon a time, a long long time ago.."
...I tried on one of my mum's dresses. |
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- Data protection means I can't say who...but my funny lockdown hair just got a FAB - cheers 