Tom is a big fan of the French. Reports that just weeks before the Olympics, the River Seine, which actually is the main river in Paris which is France's capital, is filthy. Some say that it has been unfit to swim in for over a century yet the French Authorities claim it will be safe for Olympic competitors to swim in. The French Prime Minister, Macron has waded in. He has vowed to swim in the River Seine himself. The French call it La Seine. Now Macron is as popular as Waygu at a Vegan buffet and many Parisian's have have had enough of him in the same way that London motorists have had enough of Mare Khan. On the day of Macron's swim the French are protesting by literally shitting in the River. Hundreds have pledged to poo in La Seine. Well Tom likes the French spirit but in England, the State does this on behalf of the citizen. They just leave it to the water companies to sort out on our behalf. What's going on here,? It's all over the news |
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"Would you class anyone who swims in the Seine as insane?
Nice one 
Cypress hill need to do a cover this
Insane if you swim Seine... Insane in the Seine "
Tom types "Shit in the Seine", I hear "Fog on the Tyne".
Was it just me?? |
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By *lynJMan 24 weeks ago
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"Would you class anyone who swims in the Seine as insane?
Nice one
Cypress hill need to do a cover this
Insane if you swim Seine... Insane in the Seine
Tom types "Shit in the Seine", I hear "Fog on the Tyne".
Was it just me??"
We can have a wee wee, we can have a wet on the wall |
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"Would you class anyone who swims in the Seine as insane?
Nice one
Cypress hill need to do a cover this
Insane if you swim Seine... Insane in the Seine
Tom types "Shit in the Seine", I hear "Fog on the Tyne".
Was it just me??
We can have a wee wee, we can have a wet on the wall"
I never knew the lyrics until I Googled that Glyn.
That's an eye-opener  . |
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"If swimming in raw sewage catches on our tourist industry will have a bonanza."
There's probably a captive market of dangerous risk takers who would love to swim in our shit infested waters. It could spawn TV documentaries on their bravery |
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By *lynJMan 24 weeks ago
Morden |
"Would you class anyone who swims in the Seine as insane?
Nice one
Cypress hill need to do a cover this
Insane if you swim Seine... Insane in the Seine
Tom types "Shit in the Seine", I hear "Fog on the Tyne".
Was it just me??
We can have a wee wee, we can have a wet on the wall
I never knew the lyrics until I Googled that Glyn.
That's an eye-opener ."
It's a jolly good song.  |
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By *lynJMan 24 weeks ago
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"Tom, M Macron is the president of France, not the prime minister.
Facts bother Tom not a jot."
To be honest I was tempted to refer to M Macaroni or suggest that the president of France is some type of almond based biscuity cakey thing |
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"Tom is a big fan of the French. Reports that just weeks before the Olympics, the River Seine, which actually is the main river in Paris which is France's capital, is filthy. Some say that it has been unfit to swim in for over a century yet the French Authorities claim it will be safe for Olympic competitors to swim in. The French Prime Minister, Macron has waded in. He has vowed to swim in the River Seine himself. The French call it La Seine. Now Macron is as popular as Waygu at a Vegan buffet and many Parisian's have have had enough of him in the same way that London motorists have had enough of Mare Khan. On the day of Macron's swim the French are protesting by literally shitting in the River. Hundreds have pledged to poo in La Seine. Well Tom likes the French spirit but in England, the State does this on behalf of the citizen. They just leave it to the water companies to sort out on our behalf. What's going on here,? It's all over the news"
It’s not all London motorists. Its only the unrepentant polluters of children’s lungs variety of London motorists who are fed up.
Well, them and the NIMBYS and the r4cists.
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By *.T.Man 24 weeks ago
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Sittin' in a sleazy wine bar sipping,
Chardonnay by the pint.
Parisiens out in protest, unhappy with Macron ,
riverside for a shite.
'Cause the Shite in the Seine is insane, insane.
The shite in the Seine is insane.
He's only got himself to blame for the
Shite in the Seine he's blamed.
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