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I use a beard trimmer to tidy the stuff I want to keep and then shave the rest in the shower/bath and then moisturise the bits I’ve shaved. Keeping it exfoliated has stopped any irritation and ingrowing hairs. |
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"Anyone recommend a hair removal cream ? Razor nips me I hate it lol
I can’t see to shave there so I find Nairn removal cream, sensitive skin type works for me. "
I'll pop round next time I'm in Edinburgh and rub it on for you lol |
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"If you can afford it and you are not a wimp, professional waxing is a way you could go  "
100% this. It’s quick and the results last weeks. The more you get waxed the finer the hairs become so the removal gets easier. |
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"I have a small harem of nubile young ladies who join me under a nearby waterfall and pluck my balls smooth one hair at a time. They’re very gentle."
Hopefully it is a heated waterfall or they might get confused and pluck the wrong one. |
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"Anyone recommend a hair removal cream ? Razor nips me I hate it lol
I can’t see to shave there so I find Nairn removal cream, sensitive skin type works for me.
I'll pop round next time I'm in Edinburgh and rub it on for you lol"
Reach the bits I can’t |
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Professional waxing. I can sleep through a Hollywood wax. Except the one time the lady put wax on my piercing, and nearly ripped it out. Wide awake that time. |
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"Professional waxing. I can sleep through a Hollywood wax. Except the one time the lady put wax on my piercing, and nearly ripped it out. Wide awake that time. "
Ouch and double ouch, you seem to acquire a lot of trauma down there!!
Maybe someone up there is trying to tell you something!!  |
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"Professional waxing. I can sleep through a Hollywood wax. Except the one time the lady put wax on my piercing, and nearly ripped it out. Wide awake that time.
Ouch and double ouch, you seem to acquire a lot of trauma down there!!
Maybe someone up there is trying to tell you something!! "
To keep my legs closed?  there’s lazy doggy for that, right? |
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"Anyone recommend a hair removal cream ? Razor nips me I hate it lol
I can’t see to shave there so I find Nairn removal cream, sensitive skin type works for me.
I'll pop round next time I'm in Edinburgh and rub it on for you lol
Reach the bits I can’t "
I'll give it a good detailing lol |
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"Professional waxing. I can sleep through a Hollywood wax. Except the one time the lady put wax on my piercing, and nearly ripped it out. Wide awake that time.
Ouch and double ouch, you seem to acquire a lot of trauma down there!!
Maybe someone up there is trying to tell you something!!
To keep my legs closed? there’s lazy doggy for that, right? "
I think the Universe has spoken and you have received its reply….lazy doggy it is but there are a variety of positions available.
So a bit of variety still open to you and foof trauma factor is lower
Oh best to stick to the 70’s pornstar look unless the piercing gets tangled  |
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By (user no longer on site) 24 weeks ago
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"Professional waxing. I can sleep through a Hollywood wax. Except the one time the lady put wax on my piercing, and nearly ripped it out. Wide awake that time.
Ouch and double ouch, you seem to acquire a lot of trauma down there!!
Maybe someone up there is trying to tell you something!!
To keep my legs closed? there’s lazy doggy for that, right?
I think the Universe has spoken and you have received its reply….lazy doggy it is but there are a variety of positions available.
So a bit of variety still open to you and foof trauma factor is lower
Oh best to stick to the 70’s pornstar look unless the piercing gets tangled "
A position I strongly dislike, doggy. |
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"Professional waxing. I can sleep through a Hollywood wax. Except the one time the lady put wax on my piercing, and nearly ripped it out. Wide awake that time.
Ouch and double ouch, you seem to acquire a lot of trauma down there!!
Maybe someone up there is trying to tell you something!!
To keep my legs closed? there’s lazy doggy for that, right?
I think the Universe has spoken and you have received its reply….lazy doggy it is but there are a variety of positions available.
So a bit of variety still open to you and foof trauma factor is lower
Oh best to stick to the 70’s pornstar look unless the piercing gets tangled
A position I strongly dislike, doggy. "
I can suggest some much more enjoyable variations….but I don’t think you need my advice or do you? 
Especially coming from an innocent virgin like myself but I read a lot |
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