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By *iddlesticks OP   Man 30 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

One of those big beautiful Grandfather clocks with a mahogany case and a glass cabinet and a pendulum and an hourly chime.

What?

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By (user no longer on site) 30 weeks ago

All the ladies wish you did

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man 30 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.


"All the ladies wish you did"

Crikey all of them, gee that’s a lot.

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By *ellhungvweMan 30 weeks ago

Cheltenham

One with a big pendulum and a couple of brass balls?

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By *he love catsCouple 30 weeks ago

South Wales

Would it be all bells and whistles or just a simple chime?

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man 30 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Would it be all bells and whistles or just a simple chime?"

There’s definitely need to be a bell end somewhere.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man 30 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.


"One with a big pendulum and a couple of brass balls?"

Brass balls that clink together or would they be clangers.

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By (user no longer on site) 30 weeks ago


"One with a big pendulum and a couple of brass balls?"

He wants to shout out:

I've got big balls

I've got big balls

They're such big balls

And they're dirty big balls

But we've got the biggest balls of them all

And my balls are always bouncing

My ballroom always full

And everybody comes and comes again

If your name is on the guest list

No one can take you higher

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By *he love catsCouple 30 weeks ago

South Wales


"Would it be all bells and whistles or just a simple chime?

There’s definitely need to be a bell end somewhere. "

I'm on about the clock mate

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man 30 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.


"One with a big pendulum and a couple of brass balls?

He wants to shout out:

I've got big balls

I've got big balls

They're such big balls

And they're dirty big balls

But we've got the biggest balls of them all

And my balls are always bouncing

My ballroom always full

And everybody comes and comes again

If your name is on the guest list

No one can take you higher "

Or words to that effect.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man 30 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Would it be all bells and whistles or just a simple chime?

There’s definitely need to be a bell end somewhere.

I'm on about the clock mate "

It’s all about the clock.

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By *eroLondonMan 30 weeks ago

Mayfair

I don't know what the fuss is about.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man 30 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I don't know what the fuss is about."

Clock!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 30 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"I don't know what the fuss is about."

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 30 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"All the ladies wish you did

Crikey all of them, gee that’s a lot. "

All of them and me.

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By *allandathleticMan 30 weeks ago

Asgard

Me too fiddles. Me too.

I hope one day you recieve your big c(l)ock

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By *ickshawedCouple 30 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

The pendulum draws the eye

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man 30 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.


"All the ladies wish you did

Crikey all of them, gee that’s a lot.

All of them and me. "

Does that mean you think I haven’t got one

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By *obby3264Man 30 weeks ago

Cambridge

It’s better than a cuckoo clock

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man 30 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.


"The pendulum draws the eye "

Tick tock tick tock look at the pendulum tick tock look at the pendulum tick tock tick tock send Fiddles a boob pic tick tock tick tock.

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By *enegadeMMan 30 weeks ago

Oxfordshire

I’d want one where little characters come out too… have a little scene play out ..then head back into hiding.

If you’re going to go big…go all out

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By *eroLondonMan 30 weeks ago

Mayfair


"I don't know what the fuss is about.

·

Clock! "

I'm going to bequeath my clØck to you when I fall in love on here.

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By (user no longer on site) 30 weeks ago

Instead of this humongous thing

(Rubbing my ankle in my trousers)

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By *ittlebirdWoman 30 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

I wish I had a big cock too

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 30 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"All the ladies wish you did

Crikey all of them, gee that’s a lot.

All of them and me.

Does that mean you think I haven’t got one "

Not at all. I just wish to share it.

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By *eroLondonMan 30 weeks ago

Mayfair


"I wish I had a big cock too "

What happend to Brucey, Le Petit Oiseau, did you lose him?

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By *ittlebirdWoman 30 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"I wish I had a big cock too

What happend to Brucey, Le Petit Oiseau, did you lose him? "

Bless his cotton socks and his pretty penis

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By *enegadeMMan 30 weeks ago

Oxfordshire


"I wish I had a big cock too

What happend to Brucey, Le Petit Oiseau, did you lose him?

Bless his cotton socks and his pretty penis "

Sorry to nosey in … what makes a pretty penis?

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By *ittlebirdWoman 30 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"I wish I had a big cock too

What happend to Brucey, Le Petit Oiseau, did you lose him?

Bless his cotton socks and his pretty penis

Sorry to nosey in … what makes a pretty penis? "

That it looks pretty?

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