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One Bollock Forum Photo Challenge....
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Start date : Tuesday 11th.
End date : Sunday 16th @ 5 p.m.
Rules. ( Pics MUST be posted publicly and NO one should contact me privately )
1.Pics should have only ONE ( a single ) bollock on show.
2.Bollocks should be real if you have one.
3. Bollocks may be artificial if you don't have any.
4. They may be constructed from any material including flesh
5. My decision is final and points will be given for the following criteria :-
i) Makes me laugh
ii) Makes me balk
iii) Is taken in the most unexpected surrounding.
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Point of clarification: when you say “only one bollock on show” does that mean that nothing else can be on show apart from that bollock, or is it that only one of your two bollocks (if you have two, not all guys do  ), may be available for viewing |
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"Point of clarification: when you say “only one bollock on show” does that mean that nothing else can be on show apart from that bollock, or is it that only one of your two bollocks (if you have two, not all guys do ), may be available for viewing "
Good Question ...... so ...... clarification
It does not matter how much of you is on show but one bollock must be peeping , hanging , pointing , swinging OR simply just visible ( naked ) but the other one must not.
e.g. Decadent Devon , legs akimbo , hand over bollocks and squeezes on through finger and thumb..... ORRRRRRRR
Decandent Devon , ladies panties on, pulling them aside at the crotch , revealing one hairy dangler with googly eyes stuck on it .... ORRRRRRR
One glittery bollock.
One sticking out of a split milk carton
One poking out of a yoghurt pot
One resting on someone elses nose.....
Does that clear up your issue DD ? |
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"Point of clarification: when you say “only one bollock on show” does that mean that nothing else can be on show apart from that bollock, or is it that only one of your two bollocks (if you have two, not all guys do ), may be available for viewing
Good Question ...... so ...... clarification
It does not matter how much of you is on show but one bollock must be peeping , hanging , pointing , swinging OR simply just visible ( naked ) but the other one must not.
e.g. Decadent Devon , legs akimbo , hand over bollocks and squeezes on through finger and thumb..... ORRRRRRRR
Decandent Devon , ladies panties on, pulling them aside at the crotch , revealing one hairy dangler with googly eyes stuck on it .... ORRRRRRR
One glittery bollock.
One sticking out of a split milk carton
One poking out of a yoghurt pot
One resting on someone elses nose.....
Does that clear up your issue DD ?"
So one on a golf tea would work? |
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"Point of clarification: when you say “only one bollock on show” does that mean that nothing else can be on show apart from that bollock, or is it that only one of your two bollocks (if you have two, not all guys do ), may be available for viewing
Good Question ...... so ...... clarification
It does not matter how much of you is on show but one bollock must be peeping , hanging , pointing , swinging OR simply just visible ( naked ) but the other one must not.
e.g. Decadent Devon , legs akimbo , hand over bollocks and squeezes on through finger and thumb..... ORRRRRRRR
Decandent Devon , ladies panties on, pulling them aside at the crotch , revealing one hairy dangler with googly eyes stuck on it .... ORRRRRRR
One glittery bollock.
One sticking out of a split milk carton
One poking out of a yoghurt pot
One resting on someone elses nose.....
Does that clear up your issue DD ?
So one on a golf tea would work? "
Superb !
Might have been easier to say one bollock must be hidden or not in sight ..... fuff me! |
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"Point of clarification: when you say “only one bollock on show” does that mean that nothing else can be on show apart from that bollock, or is it that only one of your two bollocks (if you have two, not all guys do ), may be available for viewing
Good Question ...... so ...... clarification
It does not matter how much of you is on show but one bollock must be peeping , hanging , pointing , swinging OR simply just visible ( naked ) but the other one must not.
e.g. Decadent Devon , legs akimbo , hand over bollocks and squeezes on through finger and thumb..... ORRRRRRRR
Decandent Devon , ladies panties on, pulling them aside at the crotch , revealing one hairy dangler with googly eyes stuck on it .... ORRRRRRR
One glittery bollock.
One sticking out of a split milk carton
One poking out of a yoghurt pot
One resting on someone elses nose.....
Does that clear up your issue DD ?
So one on a golf tea would work?
Superb !
Might have been easier to say one bollock must be hidden or not in sight ..... fuff me!"
Nah you’re all good I was being a pedant. Only cos I wanted your DD one bollock fantasies to be committed to print. Noted and blushing xx |
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"This has given me an idea for a prime time TV show, Guess the Bollock. Celebrities display tasteful pics of their bollock and contestants get clues to guess who it is."
It's on BBC3. It's called Tricky Testes and Celebrity Lastchancers! |
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"Just for clarity it can/ought to remain located within the scrotum?
I'm not convinced about my scalpel skills, I'm ok shaving with a razor and building a fire with a hatchet, but that's about it."
The rules do not mention anything about the location. Scrotal or non-scrotal seems to fulfill the brief. Pop 'em out  |
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"This has given me an idea for a prime time TV show, Guess the Bollock. Celebrities display tasteful pics of their bollock and contestants get clues to guess who it is."
I may or may not have been part of a drinking game in my youth which used this exact format. Apart from the celebrities, that is, because NDAs. |
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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago
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I may have just been esc0rted off the 221 bus for trying to take a photo of one bollock projecting through my suit trousers. Could someone come and bail me out at Haringey nick? |
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"Just for clarity it can/ought to remain located within the scrotum?
I'm not convinced about my scalpel skills, I'm ok shaving with a razor and building a fire with a hatchet, but that's about it.
The rules do not mention anything about the location. Scrotal or non-scrotal seems to fulfill the brief. Pop 'em out "
I have a hard time resisting authoritative instruction. I'm checking which one is the most photogenic now. |
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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago
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"I would caution all men over a certain age without pert bollocks that trying to balance a singular bollock on anything without his mate Waldorf trying to join him is challenging "
I only have one, he is on his own, his mate Goebbels left him... |
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"Start date : Tuesday 11th.
End date : Sunday 16th @ 5 p.m.
Rules. ( Pics MUST be posted publicly and NO one should contact me privately )
1.Pics should have only ONE ( a single ) bollock on show.
2.Bollocks should be real if you have one.
3. Bollocks may be artificial if you don't have any.
4. They may be constructed from any material including flesh
5. My decision is final and points will be given for the following criteria :-
i) Makes me laugh
ii) Makes me balk
iii) Is taken in the most unexpected surrounding.
Go! Be creative!"
Granny I love you for this |
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By *aizyWoman 29 weeks ago
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"Uploaded for your approval, Granny
I'm disturbed
Yes we know Coyote but Willy's one bollock will blow you away .....
Bloody strong contender !
Ladies if you don't fab it, you lose it"
Do you promise?! |
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"Uploaded for your approval, Granny
I'm disturbed
Yes we know Coyote but Willy's one bollock will blow you away .....
Bloody strong contender !
Ladies if you don't fab it, you lose it
Do you promise?!"
Only if I get the hat trick |
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"Uploaded for your approval, Granny
I'm disturbed
Yes we know Coyote but Willy's one bollock will blow you away .....
Bloody strong contender !
Ladies if you don't fab it, you lose it
Do you promise?!
Only if I get the hat trick "
Is it always a different colour to your body? I think your pants may be a bit tight |
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"This is class
I agree. Class is what we are all about.
Is this a classless competition Granny ? "
Of course! Individuality is what it's all about. Oh and recognising the individual but mostly ....... it's bollocks. |
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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago
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Well i was just laughing about this at tea time 
This afternoon i strutted around with a pretend bollock, wondering what it would be like to have two the size of peaches swinging between my legs 
In!! |
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"Well i was just laughing about this at tea time
This afternoon i strutted around with a pretend bollock, wondering what it would be like to have two the size of peaches swinging between my legs
In!! "
What did you use? I'm considering a poached egg with food colouring in clingfilm. That could work.
J |
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"Well i was just laughing about this at tea time
This afternoon i strutted around with a pretend bollock, wondering what it would be like to have two the size of peaches swinging between my legs
In!!
What did you use? I'm considering a poached egg with food colouring in clingfilm. That could work.
J "
Telegram incoming |
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"Have I won yet? "
Nearly Wonko but it's only fair that I judge fairly and on the date specified as t his is so important in many peoples lives.....
Have you seen the bollocks behind the hope ..... ? |
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"Ok, back out
Where is your bollock ?
There's still time to enter !"
Have to keep hiding the pic.
It’s not a good look and we’ve just started chatting to a few hot people who will no doubt question their judgement and/or their eyes.
We get weird messages from the pic
Will pop it back out this evening! |
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"Ok, back out
Where is your bollock ?
There's still time to enter !
Have to keep hiding the pic.
It’s not a good look and we’ve just started chatting to a few hot people who will no doubt question their judgement and/or their eyes.
We get weird messages from the pic
Will pop it back out this evening! "
Oh Gawd..... that made me laugh. Just pop it back on on Sunday afternoon |
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By *eordie.Woman 29 weeks ago
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"Ok, back out
Where is your bollock ?
There's still time to enter !
Have to keep hiding the pic.
It’s not a good look and we’ve just started chatting to a few hot people who will no doubt question their judgement and/or their eyes.
We get weird messages from the pic
Will pop it back out this evening! "
Please say it has googly eyes on it |
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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago
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"Bumping for the 1000's of entries today
Your hopeful
Well optimism is best Wonko ....
Have you been nobbled ? Where's your pic ? it was great!"
I withdrew it |
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"Bumping for the 1000's of entries today
Your hopeful
Well optimism is best Wonko ....
Have you been nobbled ? Where's your pic ? it was great!
I withdrew it"
Ah ..... the withdrawal method ... was the competition stiff ?? |
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"Any more bollocks before the weekend ?
How’s it going Granny?
I won't have a hard time judging  Let's just say that.
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Granny, I had to remove mine as I had a few messages saying it was a little disturbing. I hope you don't mind |
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"Any more bollocks before the weekend ?
How’s it going Granny?
I won't have a hard time judging Let's just say that.
Granny, I had to remove mine as I had a few messages saying it was a little disturbing. I hope you don't mind"
I do mind but it's burned on my brain so you are still in the comp...
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"Any more bollocks before the weekend ?
How’s it going Granny?
I won't have a hard time judging Let's just say that.
Oh right 
Sad times. I was waiting for all the ball(s)"
I expected more entries from women and more humongous balloon type bollocks .... maybe everyone is busy in the craft room crafting....... |
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"Any more bollocks before the weekend ?
How’s it going Granny?
I won't have a hard time judging Let's just say that.
Oh right
Sad times. I was waiting for all the ball(s)
I expected more entries from women and more humongous balloon type bollocks .... maybe everyone is busy in the craft room crafting......."
Some of us have work to do, Granny  |
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"Any more bollocks before the weekend ?
How’s it going Granny?
I won't have a hard time judging Let's just say that.
Granny, I had to remove mine as I had a few messages saying it was a little disturbing. I hope you don't mind
I do mind but it's burned on my brain so you are still in the comp...
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Perfect!
Also happy to dm you the pick x |
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"Any more bollocks before the weekend ?
How’s it going Granny?
I won't have a hard time judging Let's just say that.
Oh right
Sad times. I was waiting for all the ball(s)
I expected more entries from women and more humongous balloon type bollocks .... maybe everyone is busy in the craft room crafting.......
Some of us have work to do, Granny "
As do I. I hope no one is making assumptions as i'm just getting used to allowing the ageisms to roll over me.  |
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"Any more bollocks before the weekend ?
How’s it going Granny?
I won't have a hard time judging Let's just say that.
Granny, I had to remove mine as I had a few messages saying it was a little disturbing. I hope you don't mind
I do mind but it's burned on my brain so you are still in the comp...
Perfect!
Also happy to dm you the pick x"
Can do. I recall a jacket clad Willy, with one foot on a chair with one billhollock poking out of his skiddies |
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Order ! Order !
Ladies and Gentlemen
The competition for the OneBollock Challenge has been closer than Rex's arse cheeks on a prison stint.
After much consideration , the judges (me) had to enlist the assistance of a superjudge (me) before a final decision put an end to much heated debate and fierce fighting for forum favourites!
Thank you to all who gave their free time and of course their reputation and dignity.
So without much more ado I will announce the three finalists in a very perculiar order.
2nd for the most inedible raspberry this side of the multiverse ......... ( drum roll )
PADGERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
3rd for the dangliest set of goolies ever to appear between a woman's legs and for 'beeeeeeing a woman! uh uh ohhh with dangly go nads.. that smell like a dogs dad , uh oh ohhhhhhh .... Itssssss ( drum roll ) Mrs. Misty Peaks !!!!!
Yeahhhhhhhh thunderous applause.......
Okay Okay Calm Down, Calm Down!
The Top Spot....... The numero uno ..... The one and only ...... Yup that's right... It's our number one super guy ...... He's quicker than jizz in the eye !
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. HONG KONG PHOOOOEYYYYYYYYY !
More applause than Taylor Swift at Anfield on her second night !
EVERYONE ! must thank the entrants  |
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(Wipes tear from leg…)
I’d like to thank my agent (Rex), my family & friends.
I couldn’t have done this without the support of my fan(s).
It was a tight competition (it was tight in my pants too). Well done everyone. |
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"(Wipes tear from leg…)
I’d like to thank my agent (Rex), my family & friends.
I couldn’t have done this without the support of my fan(s).
It was a tight competition (it was tight in my pants too). Well done everyone."
Fab Save the Queen  |
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