"Tom's local bus company are introducing Revenue Protection Officers. They were once called bus conductors or inspectors. That's progress Tom supposes
Get that Bus Out Blakey !"
What's the area famous for, etc? Slipping, Tom?  |
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"Tom's local bus company are introducing Revenue Protection Officers. They were once called bus conductors or inspectors. That's progress Tom supposes
Get that Bus Out Blakey !
What's the area famous for, etc? Slipping, Tom? "
Chelmsford, famous for being both Toms home and the setting for the truly awful "comedy" Chelmsford 123 featuring Rory McGrath at the start of his career decline. |
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"Tom's local bus company are introducing Revenue Protection Officers. They were once called bus conductors or inspectors. That's progress Tom supposes
Get that Bus Out Blakey !"
Is this in Chelmsford Tom? The place that’s famous for mr Marconi inventing WiFi? |
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"Tom's local bus company are introducing Revenue Protection Officers. They were once called bus conductors or inspectors. That's progress Tom supposes
Get that Bus Out Blakey !
Is this in Chelmsford Tom? The place that’s famous for mr Marconi inventing WiFi?"
Chelmsford, most famous by it's resident, Tom |
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"Tom's local bus company are introducing Revenue Protection Officers. They were once called bus conductors or inspectors. That's progress Tom supposes
Get that Bus Out Blakey !"
It’s not progress tom it sounds more like communism to me. Design a crap system that doesn’t work, then pay people to spy on everyone .
I had a similar system in Bulgaria for the buses where one and three passengers were secret spies checking everyone’s tickets against the drivers written records. My guess is someone in the Labour Party went on holiday to sunny beach in the 1980s & stole the idea from there |
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"Tom's local bus company are introducing Revenue Protection Officers. They were once called bus conductors or inspectors. That's progress Tom supposes
Get that Bus Out Blakey !
Is this in Chelmsford Tom? The place that’s famous for mr Marconi inventing WiFi?
Chelmsford, most famous by it's resident, Tom"
Tom has got Marconi off to a 'T'.
(That's a radio joke) |
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"Tom's local bus company are introducing Revenue Protection Officers. They were once called bus conductors or inspectors. That's progress Tom supposes
Get that Bus Out Blakey !
Is this in Chelmsford Tom? The place that’s famous for mr Marconi inventing WiFi?
Chelmsford, most famous by it's resident, Tom"
Is Chelmsford not also famous for people who dye themselves orange and pretend that they are celebrities? |
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"Tom's local bus company are introducing Revenue Protection Officers. They were once called bus conductors or inspectors. That's progress Tom supposes
Get that Bus Out Blakey !
Is this in Chelmsford Tom? The place that’s famous for mr Marconi inventing WiFi?
Chelmsford, most famous by it's resident, Tom
Is Chelmsford not also famous for people who dye themselves orange and pretend that they are celebrities? "
No. That's Brentwood |
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Birmingham has had rpo's for years.
It's quite fun watching fare dodgers varying tactics when the bus pulls over for an rpo check.
Two recent ones were one trying to leg it off the bus when he saw the high viz jackets only to find the doors blocked by this absolute beast of a guy, smiling as he asked to see their ticket.
And one desperately trying to argue his 3 week old ticket was valid... |
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"Birmingham has had rpo's for years.
It's quite fun watching fare dodgers varying tactics when the bus pulls over for an rpo check.
Two recent ones were one trying to leg it off the bus when he saw the high viz jackets only to find the doors blocked by this absolute beast of a guy, smiling as he asked to see their ticket.
And one desperately trying to argue his 3 week old ticket was valid..."
Isn’t that what emergency exits are for?….  |
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"Birmingham has had rpo's for years.
It's quite fun watching fare dodgers varying tactics when the bus pulls over for an rpo check.
Two recent ones were one trying to leg it off the bus when he saw the high viz jackets only to find the doors blocked by this absolute beast of a guy, smiling as he asked to see their ticket.
And one desperately trying to argue his 3 week old ticket was valid...
Isn’t that what emergency exits are for?…. "
I think the busses by me have the smash window emergency exits, not doors, or I'm sure they'd use them lol
FYI you could inspect my ticket any day! |
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