"Phase 1 Collect underpants
Phase 2 ?
Phase 3 Profit!!
Would you be open to selling bath water?"
Sir let me introduce to a trade secret...
Dihydrogen oxide.
It's cleaning properties are astounding.
It's in every cleaning product, but I can get it for you with 95% purity. That's double if not triple what you can get off the shelf, in the supermarket.
And at half the price.
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By *lynJMan 30 weeks ago
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"Phase 1 Collect underpants
Phase 2 ?
Phase 3 Profit!!
Would you be open to selling bath water?
Sir let me introduce to a trade secret...
Dihydrogen oxide.
It's cleaning properties are astounding.
It's in every cleaning product, but I can get it for you with 95% purity. That's double if not triple what you can get off the shelf, in the supermarket.
And at half the price.
Everyone goes home in a limo."
I have a dehydrated version. Just add water. |
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By (user no longer on site) 30 weeks ago
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Profile writing service on here.
No guarantees, but there's definatley a demand for it.
I'm going to start advertising photography services aswell. I might get nearer to some action that way even if im not involved
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You know those noodly microfibre dust mops? Babygros made of that fabric so the baby can make itself useful by dusting the floor while crawling round.
Once the business was established I'd launch a range of adult breakdancing gear in the same fabric. Clean house while practicing your backspin.
I'm looking for eleventy billion pounds for 3% of the business. |
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