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Bring in the judge, jury and executioner
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I know a lot of you good members of the forum are aware of the term Fabicide.
Something got me thinking i almost committed it in the past but came back from it.
It was usually wind up threads like chucking a grenade in a room and see how it blew up!!
I am a little more tactful these days.
What do you forum members consider guilty of the crime of Fabicide and what’s your sentence?
Is it straight to Fab prison, on probation or execution?
Post some examples and proclaim your sentences.
Knock yourself out and do your best or worst. |
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By (user no longer on site) 24 weeks ago
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I did a woe is me post in a d*unken weekend of feeling sorry for myself once.
My sentence. - a block or two. 
Fabicide is easy, just wait for the right people to be logged in to make sure you get picked to pieces. - top tip |
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"I did a woe is me post in a d*unken weekend of feeling sorry for myself once.
My sentence. - a block or two.
Fabicide is easy, just wait for the right people to be logged in to make sure you get picked to pieces. - top tip "
^^ this post was epic. Totally epic  |
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I've never thrown a grenade or reacted to one but I think my favourite fabicide action is to hold a mirror up and see who outs themselves by finding their reflection.
A close second is reminding people that the emperor isn't really wearing new clothes and they are just making themselves look silly.
My sentence is apparently not being able to look at certain profiles.  |
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"I did a woe is me post in a d*unken weekend of feeling sorry for myself once.
My sentence. - a block or two.
Fabicide is easy, just wait for the right people to be logged in to make sure you get picked to pieces. - top tip "
Top tip of the day, with consequences fully explained.
It seems you got a suspended sentence  |
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"I did a woe is me post in a d*unken weekend of feeling sorry for myself once.
My sentence. - a block or two.
Fabicide is easy, just wait for the right people to be logged in to make sure you get picked to pieces. - top tip
^^ this post was epic. Totally epic "
I missed that one, you will have to fill me in later |
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"I've never thrown a grenade or reacted to one but I think my favourite fabicide action is to hold a mirror up and see who outs themselves by finding their reflection.
A close second is reminding people that the emperor isn't really wearing new clothes and they are just making themselves look silly.
My sentence is apparently not being able to look at certain profiles. "
A reasonable sentence I suppose but shouldn’t self reflection be mandatory? |
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"I've never thrown a grenade or reacted to one but I think my favourite fabicide action is to hold a mirror up and see who outs themselves by finding their reflection.
A close second is reminding people that the emperor isn't really wearing new clothes and they are just making themselves look silly.
My sentence is apparently not being able to look at certain profiles.
A reasonable sentence I suppose but shouldn’t self reflection be mandatory?"
Some people aren't self aware while others are overly so.
The latter can see their reflection in certain comments that may not necessarily have anything to do with them and they take up arms to defend themselves.
The irony being that if they aren't guilty, what are they defending? |
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"I've never thrown a grenade or reacted to one but I think my favourite fabicide action is to hold a mirror up and see who outs themselves by finding their reflection.
A close second is reminding people that the emperor isn't really wearing new clothes and they are just making themselves look silly.
My sentence is apparently not being able to look at certain profiles.
A reasonable sentence I suppose but shouldn’t self reflection be mandatory?
Some people aren't self aware while others are overly so.
The latter can see their reflection in certain comments that may not necessarily have anything to do with them and they take up arms to defend themselves.
The irony being that if they aren't guilty, what are they defending? "
You may have a very valid point there….why indeed.
As Judge I would call you actions justified |
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"Oh I’m guilty of stirring the pot. Once I did a deliberately contentious post and I made enemies for life.  "
Oh you got to throw in a controversial thread to n from time to time. It can’t be all rate my… or what’s best… threads!!
You seem to have done well since being released on parole |
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By (user no longer on site) 24 weeks ago
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In previous incarnations I've done enough to be blocked by 99%of the forums.
Though I've branded a few people utter dicks based on what they've posted and changed my mind, occasionally. |
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"In previous incarnations I've done enough to be blocked by 99%of the forums.
Though I've branded a few people utter dicks based on what they've posted and changed my mind, occasionally."
I have a funny feeling you’re one of those people who could fall in a bucket of shit and come up smelling of roses!!
But in your defence I think our opinions on who is a dick would match  |
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"No comment
Too many naughty steps/time out's
Zero fucks given
Only one or two people on here think I'm someone I'm really not so I'm doing alright so far. "
You are someone….
Who stays tight lipped until they’re not
Doesn’t care if they don’t like it
And is ok with it.
You’re ok in my book.
Case dismissed |
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"I go on about cake  too much ... it's like jeez change the record luv  "
Who doesn’t like having their cake and eating it?
You keep calm and carry on in your love of cakes, i don’t judge…..wait a minute that’s the whole point of the thread!!
Take her away!!! |
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I hardly ever start my own threads on the forum, I'm more of a lurker. So not really my own Fabicide (I don't care too much as I only meet in clubs anyway). But I was highly amused that two guys actually believed the Telegram handle I posted on a now deleted post this morning was actually real! |
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"Trophy or a sticker "
I think a trophy is appropriate and see one blooper doesn’t define your Fab career.
Just be yourself and mind your language and all will be well
Most of us have fucked up one way or another |
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"I hardly ever start my own threads on the forum, I'm more of a lurker. So not really my own Fabicide (I don't care too much as I only meet in clubs anyway). But I was highly amused that two guys actually believed the Telegram handle I posted on a now deleted post this morning was actually real! "
It’s surprising how people don’t get a joke but if it’s well written sarcasm the whole point is to make people wonder!
I had one recently called, “ I need a vagina” some took that seriously.
I have done a few like that before and ended up on more than the naughty step  |
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"I'm a good girl  I don't think I've ever had a ban in the 12 years I've been using the site lol
Clearly I'm not enough of a cunt to people "
Must try harder I can give you a few suggestions for mentors in being a cunt to everyone |
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By *abioMan 24 weeks ago
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I’ve always said that if you give a man enough rope on here, you’ll find they will eventually be hung by the neck or by the cock!
I always find it interesting to see which brain people use on here….. have asked the question “how on earth do you function!” More than once |
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"10 hail Mary's to anyone who attempts to ask a serious question and expect serious answers in return
10 Hail Marys, that’s double what Pickle suggested "
I'm stricter than him. He's only Catholic at Christmas |
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"I’ve always said that if you give a man enough rope on here, you’ll find they will eventually be hung by the neck or by the cock!
I always find it interesting to see which brain people use on here….. have asked the question “how on earth do you function!” More than once "
Enough rope to hang by head or cock….love it!!
They function just not very well, probably walk in circles a lot |
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"10 hail Mary's to anyone who attempts to ask a serious question and expect serious answers in return
10 Hail Marys, that’s double what Pickle suggested
I'm stricter than him. He's only Catholic at Christmas "
I bet the women love you!!
Do you have one of those old style canes for those who disobey you? |
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"I'm a good girl I don't think I've ever had a ban in the 12 years I've been using the site lol
Clearly I'm not enough of a cunt to people
I just spat my wine out. Keep going. You’ll get there "
What a waste of your wine!!
Maybe you should give Ms Fox some lessons |
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"I'm a good girl I don't think I've ever had a ban in the 12 years I've been using the site lol
Clearly I'm not enough of a cunt to people
I just spat my wine out. Keep going. You’ll get there "
Share your wine please, it's been a hard day |
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"I'm a good girl I don't think I've ever had a ban in the 12 years I've been using the site lol
Clearly I'm not enough of a cunt to people
I just spat my wine out. Keep going. You’ll get there
What a waste of your wine!!
Maybe you should give Ms Fox some lessons "
Oh no. I’m being 100% good from now on. Pwomise
Ps. I licked the phone. It’s all good |
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"10 hail Mary's to anyone who attempts to ask a serious question and expect serious answers in return
10 Hail Marys, that’s double what Pickle suggested
I'm stricter than him. He's only Catholic at Christmas
I bet the women love you!!
Do you have one of those old style canes for those who disobey you? "
Come on now
Matt. 5 Verses 38 to 48
[39] But I say unto you, That ye resist not evil: but whosoever shall smite thee on thy right cheek, turn to him the other also. [40] And if any man will sue thee at the law, and take away thy coat, let him have thy cloke also. |
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"I'm a good girl I don't think I've ever had a ban in the 12 years I've been using the site lol
Clearly I'm not enough of a cunt to people
I just spat my wine out. Keep going. You’ll get there
Share your wine please, it's been a hard day "
No problem. I’ll get you a glass x |
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"10 hail Mary's to anyone who attempts to ask a serious question and expect serious answers in return
10 Hail Marys, that’s double what Pickle suggested
I'm stricter than him. He's only Catholic at Christmas
I bet the women love you!!
Do you have one of those old style canes for those who disobey you?
Come on now
Matt. 5 Verses 38 to 48
[39] But I say unto you, That ye resist not evil: but whosoever shall smite thee on thy right cheek, turn to him the other also. [40] And if any man will sue thee at the law, and take away thy coat, let him have thy cloke also."
WTF have you done with the real Willy Idol? |
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"I'm a good girl I don't think I've ever had a ban in the 12 years I've been using the site lol
Clearly I'm not enough of a cunt to people
I just spat my wine out. Keep going. You’ll get there
What a waste of your wine!!
Maybe you should give Ms Fox some lessons
Oh no. I’m being 100% good from now on. Pwomise
Ps. I licked the phone. It’s all good "
As we are going all Catholic, I will quote a Priest from Father Ted!!
“Arse biscuits” and “Drink”!!
Licking the phone classic |
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"I'm a good girl I don't think I've ever had a ban in the 12 years I've been using the site lol
Clearly I'm not enough of a cunt to people
I just spat my wine out. Keep going. You’ll get there
What a waste of your wine!!
Maybe you should give Ms Fox some lessons
Oh no. I’m being 100% good from now on. Pwomise
Ps. I licked the phone. It’s all good
As we are going all Catholic, I will quote a Priest from Father Ted!!
“Arse biscuits” and “Drink”!!
Licking the phone classic "
Feck. It’s wine. I’m not wasting it |
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"10 hail Mary's to anyone who attempts to ask a serious question and expect serious answers in return
10 Hail Marys, that’s double what Pickle suggested
I'm stricter than him. He's only Catholic at Christmas
I bet the women love you!!
Do you have one of those old style canes for those who disobey you?
Come on now
Matt. 5 Verses 38 to 48
[39] But I say unto you, That ye resist not evil: but whosoever shall smite thee on thy right cheek, turn to him the other also. [40] And if any man will sue thee at the law, and take away thy coat, let him have thy cloke also."
Mmmm yes yes very good.
A very giving and forgiving quote from the Gospels.
I ordain you Pope Willy the first of Fab |
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"10 hail Mary's to anyone who attempts to ask a serious question and expect serious answers in return
10 Hail Marys, that’s double what Pickle suggested
I'm stricter than him. He's only Catholic at Christmas
I bet the women love you!!
Do you have one of those old style canes for those who disobey you?
Come on now
Matt. 5 Verses 38 to 48
[39] But I say unto you, That ye resist not evil: but whosoever shall smite thee on thy right cheek, turn to him the other also. [40] And if any man will sue thee at the law, and take away thy coat, let him have thy cloke also.
WTF have you done with the real Willy Idol? "
My angelic qualities are rubbing off on him.
I told I was here to save the souls of these lost sheep of Fab and bring back into the fold of loving embrace |
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"10 hail Mary's to anyone who attempts to ask a serious question and expect serious answers in return
10 Hail Marys, that’s double what Pickle suggested
I'm stricter than him. He's only Catholic at Christmas
I bet the women love you!!
Do you have one of those old style canes for those who disobey you?
Come on now
Matt. 5 Verses 38 to 48
[39] But I say unto you, That ye resist not evil: but whosoever shall smite thee on thy right cheek, turn to him the other also. [40] And if any man will sue thee at the law, and take away thy coat, let him have thy cloke also.
WTF have you done with the real Willy Idol?
My angelic qualities are rubbing off on him.
I told I was here to save the souls of these lost sheep of Fab and bring back into the fold of loving embrace "
. Angelic? Uh huh… ok.
Just do your penance like the rest of us. And enjoy it  |
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By *aizyWoman 24 weeks ago
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"10 hail Mary's to anyone who attempts to ask a serious question and expect serious answers in return
10 Hail Marys, that’s double what Pickle suggested
I'm stricter than him. He's only Catholic at Christmas
I bet the women love you!!
Do you have one of those old style canes for those who disobey you?
Come on now
Matt. 5 Verses 38 to 48
[39] But I say unto you, That ye resist not evil: but whosoever shall smite thee on thy right cheek, turn to him the other also. [40] And if any man will sue thee at the law, and take away thy coat, let him have thy cloke also.
WTF have you done with the real Willy Idol? "
He's turned into Dot Cotton! |
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"10 hail Mary's to anyone who attempts to ask a serious question and expect serious answers in return
10 Hail Marys, that’s double what Pickle suggested
I'm stricter than him. He's only Catholic at Christmas
I bet the women love you!!
Do you have one of those old style canes for those who disobey you?
Come on now
Matt. 5 Verses 38 to 48
[39] But I say unto you, That ye resist not evil: but whosoever shall smite thee on thy right cheek, turn to him the other also. [40] And if any man will sue thee at the law, and take away thy coat, let him have thy cloke also.
WTF have you done with the real Willy Idol?
He's turned into Dot Cotton! "
I know |
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"10 hail Mary's to anyone who attempts to ask a serious question and expect serious answers in return
10 Hail Marys, that’s double what Pickle suggested
I'm stricter than him. He's only Catholic at Christmas
I bet the women love you!!
Do you have one of those old style canes for those who disobey you?
Come on now
Matt. 5 Verses 38 to 48
[39] But I say unto you, That ye resist not evil: but whosoever shall smite thee on thy right cheek, turn to him the other also. [40] And if any man will sue thee at the law, and take away thy coat, let him have thy cloke also.
WTF have you done with the real Willy Idol?
My angelic qualities are rubbing off on him.
I told I was here to save the souls of these lost sheep of Fab and bring back into the fold of loving embrace
. Angelic? Uh huh… ok.
Just do your penance like the rest of us. And enjoy it "
Lucifer was an angel…..I rest my case |
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"10 hail Mary's to anyone who attempts to ask a serious question and expect serious answers in return
10 Hail Marys, that’s double what Pickle suggested
I'm stricter than him. He's only Catholic at Christmas
I bet the women love you!!
Do you have one of those old style canes for those who disobey you?
Come on now
Matt. 5 Verses 38 to 48
[39] But I say unto you, That ye resist not evil: but whosoever shall smite thee on thy right cheek, turn to him the other also. [40] And if any man will sue thee at the law, and take away thy coat, let him have thy cloke also.
WTF have you done with the real Willy Idol?
He's turned into Dot Cotton! "
He is not one to gossip though |
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"10 hail Mary's to anyone who attempts to ask a serious question and expect serious answers in return
10 Hail Marys, that’s double what Pickle suggested
I'm stricter than him. He's only Catholic at Christmas
I bet the women love you!!
Do you have one of those old style canes for those who disobey you?
Come on now
Matt. 5 Verses 38 to 48
[39] But I say unto you, That ye resist not evil: but whosoever shall smite thee on thy right cheek, turn to him the other also. [40] And if any man will sue thee at the law, and take away thy coat, let him have thy cloke also.
WTF have you done with the real Willy Idol?
He's turned into Dot Cotton!
He is not one to gossip though "
Dot Cotton |
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. Angelic? Uh huh… ok.
Just do your penance like the rest of us. And enjoy it
Lucifer was an angel…..I rest my case
I know. I said he could share my suite in hell. He’s hot AF "
Now aren’t you lucky, he maybe closer than you think |
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"Fabicide is a skill that I have perfected over many years of being on the forums....viva la revolution....
Mr "
Have you faced the forum guillotine yet ?
And if so how did you pop your dismembered head back on and survive the wrath of the clique? |
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I remember not long after I first started using the forum, I bravely decided to prove some sort of stupid point. Along the lines of men Vs women profiles. I can't even remember now, but it was taken the wrong way of course.
Sentence: lost a couple of friends and blocked by people I hadn't spoken with  |
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"I remember not long after I first started using the forum, I bravely decided to prove some sort of stupid point. Along the lines of men Vs women profiles. I can't even remember now, but it was taken the wrong way of course.
Sentence: lost a couple of friends and blocked by people I hadn't spoken with "
Welcome to my world. |
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"I remember not long after I first started using the forum, I bravely decided to prove some sort of stupid point. Along the lines of men Vs women profiles. I can't even remember now, but it was taken the wrong way of course.
Sentence: lost a couple of friends and blocked by people I hadn't spoken with "
You’ve served your time you can come out and play again x |
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"I remember not long after I first started using the forum, I bravely decided to prove some sort of stupid point. Along the lines of men Vs women profiles. I can't even remember now, but it was taken the wrong way of course.
Sentence: lost a couple of friends and blocked by people I hadn't spoken with "
Ahhh the blunderings of being new but another survivor of the pit of Fabicide.
I wonder my excuse is for fucking up….i should know better by now!! |
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"I remember not long after I first started using the forum, I bravely decided to prove some sort of stupid point. Along the lines of men Vs women profiles. I can't even remember now, but it was taken the wrong way of course.
Sentence: lost a couple of friends and blocked by people I hadn't spoken with
Ahhh the blunderings of being new but another survivor of the pit of Fabicide.
I wonder my excuse is for fucking up….i should know better by now!! "
What have you done? I've clearly missed a beat |
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"I remember not long after I first started using the forum, I bravely decided to prove some sort of stupid point. Along the lines of men Vs women profiles. I can't even remember now, but it was taken the wrong way of course.
Sentence: lost a couple of friends and blocked by people I hadn't spoken with
Welcome to my world. "
We need more people like you in the Fab world Chunky. A bit of controversy and backbiting is sorely needed.
What else would be left with?
Hot or not threads, what’s the best, fishing for compliments or wank fodder!! |
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"Fabicide is a skill that I have perfected over many years of being on the forums....viva la revolution....
Mr
Have you faced the forum guillotine yet ?
And if so how did you pop your dismembered head back on and survive the wrath of the clique? "
I've faced the forum gulliotine many times, always manage to escape head intact, im a bit like the fab Scarlett Pimpernel.
Ooh the clique aint real, well only in people's heads...to deal with the wrath is simple, smooze them in person at socials.....
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"I remember not long after I first started using the forum, I bravely decided to prove some sort of stupid point. Along the lines of men Vs women profiles. I can't even remember now, but it was taken the wrong way of course.
Sentence: lost a couple of friends and blocked by people I hadn't spoken with
Welcome to my world.
We need more people like you in the Fab world Chunky. A bit of controversy and backbiting is sorely needed.
What else would be left with?
Hot or not threads, what’s the best, fishing for compliments or wank fodder!! "
But then I get slagged off for being me.
Oh well. I'm still here. |
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"I remember not long after I first started using the forum, I bravely decided to prove some sort of stupid point. Along the lines of men Vs women profiles. I can't even remember now, but it was taken the wrong way of course.
Sentence: lost a couple of friends and blocked by people I hadn't spoken with
Ahhh the blunderings of being new but another survivor of the pit of Fabicide.
I wonder my excuse is for fucking up….i should know better by now!!
What have you done? I've clearly missed a beat "
Well my “I need a vagina” thread didn’t go down well with some and on a previous profile a couple of threads were not taken too well by a few shall we say!! |
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Once you are on double secret probation your fate is sealed.
It's just a matter of time before you slip up and they are waiting, a sniff of blood is all it takes.
It's like the hunger games but without Jennifer Lawrence. |
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"I remember not long after I first started using the forum, I bravely decided to prove some sort of stupid point. Along the lines of men Vs women profiles. I can't even remember now, but it was taken the wrong way of course.
Sentence: lost a couple of friends and blocked by people I hadn't spoken with
Welcome to my world.
We need more people like you in the Fab world Chunky. A bit of controversy and backbiting is sorely needed.
What else would be left with?
Hot or not threads, what’s the best, fishing for compliments or wank fodder!!
But then I get slagged off for being me.
Oh well. I'm still here. "
Don’t listen to them Chunky. You’re a goodun even with your constant requests for blue underwear pics |
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"Fabicide is a skill that I have perfected over many years of being on the forums....viva la revolution....
Mr
Have you faced the forum guillotine yet ?
And if so how did you pop your dismembered head back on and survive the wrath of the clique?
I've faced the forum gulliotine many times, always manage to escape head intact, im a bit like the fab Scarlett Pimpernel.
Ooh the clique aint real, well only in people's heads...to deal with the wrath is simple, smooze them in person at socials.....
Mr"
They seek him here, they seek him there and all they have to is seek him at the Manchester social
I must brush up on my smoozing skills, I am sure I have a dusty old book on it somewhere |
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"I remember not long after I first started using the forum, I bravely decided to prove some sort of stupid point. Along the lines of men Vs women profiles. I can't even remember now, but it was taken the wrong way of course.
Sentence: lost a couple of friends and blocked by people I hadn't spoken with
Welcome to my world.
We need more people like you in the Fab world Chunky. A bit of controversy and backbiting is sorely needed.
What else would be left with?
Hot or not threads, what’s the best, fishing for compliments or wank fodder!!
But then I get slagged off for being me.
Oh well. I'm still here.
Don’t listen to them Chunky. You’re a goodun even with your constant requests for blue underwear pics "
I know I'm a good'n. The best.
I suppose not everyone can have taste. |
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By *aizyWoman 24 weeks ago
west midlands |
"I remember not long after I first started using the forum, I bravely decided to prove some sort of stupid point. Along the lines of men Vs women profiles. I can't even remember now, but it was taken the wrong way of course.
Sentence: lost a couple of friends and blocked by people I hadn't spoken with
Ahhh the blunderings of being new but another survivor of the pit of Fabicide.
I wonder my excuse is for fucking up….i should know better by now!!
What have you done? I've clearly missed a beat
Well my “I need a vagina” thread didn’t go down well with some and on a previous profile a couple of threads were not taken too well by a few shall we say!! "
I miss all the fun stuff!! |
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"I remember not long after I first started using the forum, I bravely decided to prove some sort of stupid point. Along the lines of men Vs women profiles. I can't even remember now, but it was taken the wrong way of course.
Sentence: lost a couple of friends and blocked by people I hadn't spoken with
Welcome to my world.
We need more people like you in the Fab world Chunky. A bit of controversy and backbiting is sorely needed.
What else would be left with?
Hot or not threads, what’s the best, fishing for compliments or wank fodder!!
But then I get slagged off for being me.
Oh well. I'm still here. "
Keep doing what you’re doing Chunky and you will have at least one fan |
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"We should bring in the Fab-stocks. Fasten 'em in (kinky!) and lob suitable items at them.
Ideas for suitable items?!
Cocks?"
Probably more appropriate than my idea for something akin to "water balloons"   |
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"Fabicide is a skill that I have perfected over many years of being on the forums....viva la revolution....
Mr
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^^ She knows and recognises, a dickhead tho
Mr
I really do. Dickhead "
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"I remember not long after I first started using the forum, I bravely decided to prove some sort of stupid point. Along the lines of men Vs women profiles. I can't even remember now, but it was taken the wrong way of course.
Sentence: lost a couple of friends and blocked by people I hadn't spoken with
Ahhh the blunderings of being new but another survivor of the pit of Fabicide.
I wonder my excuse is for fucking up….i should know better by now!!
What have you done? I've clearly missed a beat
Well my “I need a vagina” thread didn’t go down well with some and on a previous profile a couple of threads were not taken too well by a few shall we say!!
I miss all the fun stuff!! "
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"Fabicide is a skill that I have perfected over many years of being on the forums....viva la revolution....
Mr
^^ legend
^^ She knows and recognises, a dickhead tho
Mr
I really do. Dickhead
How's the badge planning coming along
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Ordered them |
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"Once you are on double secret probation your fate is sealed.
It's just a matter of time before you slip up and they are waiting, a sniff of blood is all it takes.
It's like the hunger games but without Jennifer Lawrence."
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"We should bring in the Fab-stocks. Fasten 'em in (kinky!) and lob suitable items at them.
Ideas for suitable items?!
Cocks?
Probably more appropriate than my idea for something akin to "water balloons" "
Oh god no
I’ll be happy in the stocks with the cocks |
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"We should bring in the Fab-stocks. Fasten 'em in (kinky!) and lob suitable items at them.
Ideas for suitable items?!
Cocks?
Probably more appropriate than my idea for something akin to "water balloons"
Oh god no
I’ll be happy in the stocks with the cocks "
Does one get whacked about the face with the cocks? Or do you lob disembodied ones a bit like chubby javelins? |
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"Fabicide is a skill that I have perfected over many years of being on the forums....viva la revolution....
Mr
Have you faced the forum guillotine yet ?
And if so how did you pop your dismembered head back on and survive the wrath of the clique?
I've faced the forum gulliotine many times, always manage to escape head intact, im a bit like the fab Scarlett Pimpernel.
Ooh the clique aint real, well only in people's heads...to deal with the wrath is simple, smooze them in person at socials.....
Mr
They seek him here, they seek him there and all they have to is seek him at the Manchester social
I must brush up on my smoozing skills, I am sure I have a dusty old book on it somewhere "
Not actually been to MLS, although if it happens again or is happening I could be tempted
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"I remember not long after I first started using the forum, I bravely decided to prove some sort of stupid point. Along the lines of men Vs women profiles. I can't even remember now, but it was taken the wrong way of course.
Sentence: lost a couple of friends and blocked by people I hadn't spoken with
Welcome to my world.
We need more people like you in the Fab world Chunky. A bit of controversy and backbiting is sorely needed.
What else would be left with?
Hot or not threads, what’s the best, fishing for compliments or wank fodder!!
But then I get slagged off for being me.
Oh well. I'm still here.
Don’t listen to them Chunky. You’re a goodun even with your constant requests for blue underwear pics
I know I'm a good'n. The best.
I suppose not everyone can have taste. "
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"Fabicide is a skill that I have perfected over many years of being on the forums....viva la revolution....
Mr
^^ legend
^^ She knows and recognises, a dickhead tho
Mr
I really do. Dickhead
How's the badge planning coming along
Ordered them "
Roll on 2 weeks Sat then, I wait with baited breath, or send me a pic when there delivered
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"Once you are on double secret probation your fate is sealed.
It's just a matter of time before you slip up and they are waiting, a sniff of blood is all it takes.
It's like the hunger games but without Jennifer Lawrence.
Sounds more like Sharknado!! "
I just watched the trailer it looks fucking awesome. Boobs, shotguns, chainsaws, tornados and sharks. Jizz in my pants! |
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"We should bring in the Fab-stocks. Fasten 'em in (kinky!) and lob suitable items at them.
Ideas for suitable items?!
Cocks?
Probably more appropriate than my idea for something akin to "water balloons"
Oh god no
I’ll be happy in the stocks with the cocks
Does one get whacked about the face with the cocks? Or do you lob disembodied ones a bit like chubby javelins? "
I’ll have my mouth open. Obvs |
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"I remember not long after I first started using the forum, I bravely decided to prove some sort of stupid point. Along the lines of men Vs women profiles. I can't even remember now, but it was taken the wrong way of course.
Sentence: lost a couple of friends and blocked by people I hadn't spoken with
Welcome to my world.
We need more people like you in the Fab world Chunky. A bit of controversy and backbiting is sorely needed.
What else would be left with?
Hot or not threads, what’s the best, fishing for compliments or wank fodder!!
But then I get slagged off for being me.
Oh well. I'm still here.
Don’t listen to them Chunky. You’re a goodun even with your constant requests for blue underwear pics
I know I'm a good'n. The best.
I suppose not everyone can have taste.
Any friend of LB is a friend of mine and if you’re lucky I might even send you my blue underwear pictures "
Errrrrm .
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"Fabicide is a skill that I have perfected over many years of being on the forums....viva la revolution....
Mr
^^ legend
^^ She knows and recognises, a dickhead tho
Mr
I really do. Dickhead
How's the badge planning coming along
Ordered them
Roll on 2 weeks Sat then, I wait with baited breath, or send me a pic when there delivered
"
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"We should bring in the Fab-stocks. Fasten 'em in (kinky!) and lob suitable items at them.
Ideas for suitable items?!
Cocks?
Probably more appropriate than my idea for something akin to "water balloons"
Oh god no
I’ll be happy in the stocks with the cocks
Does one get whacked about the face with the cocks? Or do you lob disembodied ones a bit like chubby javelins? "
Chubby javelins??
More like slimy slugs |
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"I remember not long after I first started using the forum, I bravely decided to prove some sort of stupid point. Along the lines of men Vs women profiles. I can't even remember now, but it was taken the wrong way of course.
Sentence: lost a couple of friends and blocked by people I hadn't spoken with
Welcome to my world.
We need more people like you in the Fab world Chunky. A bit of controversy and backbiting is sorely needed.
What else would be left with?
Hot or not threads, what’s the best, fishing for compliments or wank fodder!!
But then I get slagged off for being me.
Oh well. I'm still here.
Don’t listen to them Chunky. You’re a goodun even with your constant requests for blue underwear pics
I know I'm a good'n. The best.
I suppose not everyone can have taste.
Any friend of LB is a friend of mine and if you’re lucky I might even send you my blue underwear pictures
Errrrrm .
Thanks "
You’re welcome and they will only rise in value with my infamy |
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"We should bring in the Fab-stocks. Fasten 'em in (kinky!) and lob suitable items at them.
Ideas for suitable items?!
Cocks?
Probably more appropriate than my idea for something akin to "water balloons"
Oh god no
I’ll be happy in the stocks with the cocks
Does one get whacked about the face with the cocks? Or do you lob disembodied ones a bit like chubby javelins?
Chubby javelins??
More like slimy slugs "
Can we put salt on them, then?! Watch them shrivel up? |
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"Fabicide is a skill that I have perfected over many years of being on the forums....viva la revolution....
Mr
^^ legend
^^ She knows and recognises, a dickhead tho
Mr
I really do. Dickhead
How's the badge planning coming along
Ordered them
Roll on 2 weeks Sat then, I wait with baited breath, or send me a pic when there delivered
It’s a surprise. You’ve got a special one and you have to wear it "
Do love a surprise, but don't let it be like Christmas all over again, don't know if I can handle the disappointment again |
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"Fabicide is a skill that I have perfected over many years of being on the forums....viva la revolution....
Mr
^^ legend
^^ She knows and recognises, a dickhead tho
Mr
I really do. Dickhead
How's the badge planning coming along
Ordered them
Roll on 2 weeks Sat then, I wait with baited breath, or send me a pic when there delivered
It’s a surprise. You’ve got a special one and you have to wear it
Do love a surprise, but don't let it be like Christmas all over again, don't know if I can handle the disappointment again "
Awww. Don’t worry Bob Cratchit. You’re not getting an orange in a sock |
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"Fabicide is a skill that I have perfected over many years of being on the forums....viva la revolution....
Mr
^^ legend
^^ She knows and recognises, a dickhead tho
Mr
I really do. Dickhead
How's the badge planning coming along
Ordered them
Roll on 2 weeks Sat then, I wait with baited breath, or send me a pic when there delivered
It’s a surprise. You’ve got a special one and you have to wear it
Do love a surprise, but don't let it be like Christmas all over again, don't know if I can handle the disappointment again
Awww. Don’t worry Bob Cratchit. You’re not getting an orange in a sock "
Lump of coal then is it Scrooge...
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"We should bring in the Fab-stocks. Fasten 'em in (kinky!) and lob suitable items at them.
Ideas for suitable items?!
Cocks?
Probably more appropriate than my idea for something akin to "water balloons"
Oh god no
I’ll be happy in the stocks with the cocks
Does one get whacked about the face with the cocks? Or do you lob disembodied ones a bit like chubby javelins?
Chubby javelins??
More like slimy slugs
Can we put salt on them, then?! Watch them shrivel up? "
Just dress like Dot Cotton and they will shrivel up or dress like Kate Beckinsdale from Underworld and it won’t be blood you’re sucking |
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"We should bring in the Fab-stocks. Fasten 'em in (kinky!) and lob suitable items at them.
Ideas for suitable items?!
Cocks?
Probably more appropriate than my idea for something akin to "water balloons"
Oh god no
I’ll be happy in the stocks with the cocks
Does one get whacked about the face with the cocks? Or do you lob disembodied ones a bit like chubby javelins?
Chubby javelins??
More like slimy slugs
Can we put salt on them, then?! Watch them shrivel up?
Just dress like Dot Cotton and they will shrivel up or dress like Kate Beckinsdale from Underworld and it won’t be blood you’re sucking "
If I dress like Kate Becki sale from Underworld, I'll need tweezers and a magnifying glass to find it |
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I'm not sure I've ever committed fabicide - attacks on minorities, people being racist and other appalling things on the forum are usually what get a reaction from me |
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"We should bring in the Fab-stocks. Fasten 'em in (kinky!) and lob suitable items at them.
Ideas for suitable items?!
Cocks?
Probably more appropriate than my idea for something akin to "water balloons"
Oh god no
I’ll be happy in the stocks with the cocks
Does one get whacked about the face with the cocks? Or do you lob disembodied ones a bit like chubby javelins?
Chubby javelins??
More like slimy slugs
Can we put salt on them, then?! Watch them shrivel up?
Just dress like Dot Cotton and they will shrivel up or dress like Kate Beckinsdale from Underworld and it won’t be blood you’re sucking
If I dress like Kate Becki sale from Underworld, I'll need tweezers and a magnifying glass to find it "
Tweezers i have….they are a necessity for self love |
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"I'm not sure I've ever committed fabicide - attacks on minorities, people being racist and other appalling things on the forum are usually what get a reaction from me "
100% on this Midnight.
No trial, no appeal and straight to execution!!
I always have my black hat ready for such people!! |
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By *nnCeeWoman 24 weeks ago
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"Trophy or a sticker
Sticker!! Always the stickers!!
Says the Lady with cake, make it Lemon Drizzle and stickers it is "
I don't have cake!
(Actually, that's a lie - I got a Victoria Sponge from Saino's this evening on yellow sticker - 79p! a steal!) |
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I used to behave on Fab, but in my last sojourn I was led astray by a petite person and began spending days on the naughty step. I think if she had not turned on me the last enforced week of solitary confinement may have progressed into fabicide.
This visit to Fab has proved uneventful and to date I have not strayed from the path of the righteous. |
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"Trophy or a sticker
Sticker!! Always the stickers!!
Says the Lady with cake, make it Lemon Drizzle and stickers it is
I don't have cake!
(Actually, that's a lie - I got a Victoria Sponge from Saino's this evening on yellow sticker - 79p! a steal!)"
You can’t be cheaping out on me!!
I am a man of refined taste |
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"I used to behave on Fab, but in my last sojourn I was led astray by a petite person and began spending days on the naughty step. I think if she had not turned on me the last enforced week of solitary confinement may have progressed into fabicide.
This visit to Fab has proved uneventful and to date I have not strayed from the path of the righteous. "
Petite Woman led you astray?
I find that very hard to believe!!
You must repent your sins of falsehood and continue the path of chastity and righteousness.
Follow the example of Gods favourite Angel and you won’t go wrong |
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"Unfortunately my profile seems to get hacked regularly, the things that get posted purporting to be from me are outrageous, fortunately people know I would never post such things. "
I hate it when that happens….if you see anything on here that’s controversial or.offensive see the above answer!!
It does happen thank you my friend on bringing awareness of these nefarious hackers |
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