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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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yay...easter is over and the tourists will be gone and the high street wont be jammed by salad dodging pasty eaters that seem too think its their right to block the paths as they chomp on ..moaning about their weight...anyone else in seaside town have this problem? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I know what you mean , when I ran a seaside pub , all those day trippers spending their money , keeping the economy going , keeping us in work .
The Bastards ."
ruining the pavements with their litter...bumping the kerbs in their 4 x 4 s...letting their little poncy kids squeal about the place...your so right |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"yay...easter is over and the tourists will be gone and the high street wont be jammed by salad dodging pasty eaters that seem too think its their right to block the paths as they chomp on ..moaning about their weight...anyone else in seaside town have this problem?"
oh ffs its Mr Toffs Towers again, we cant all afford Pate foie gras... some of us need pasties to sustain our sexual energy! lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I cant believe a pasty can upset someone this much .. well you learn something new every day I guess  "
Only get upset if it's those Ginster panty liner pasties  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"yay...easter is over and the tourists will be gone and the high street wont be jammed by salad dodging pasty eaters that seem too think its their right to block the paths as they chomp on ..moaning about their weight...anyone else in seaside town have this problem?"
I'm in a seaside town blooming grockles |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Seaside town person here and thank God for tourists keeping all the seafront cafes, hotels, restaurants, bars, tourist attractions, shops and b and bs going.
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Eastbourne...god all the shops have bifocal windows...is anyone alive there still |
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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago
Outskirts of Notts |
"I sometimes hit them as I'm attempting to throw a stone from my house to the sea ....... bloody bastard tourists!  "
Good job it was ' a stones throw to the sea ' when you bought it and not ' the house is a stones throw from the beach ' ...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"yay...easter is over and the tourists will be gone and the high street wont be jammed by salad dodging pasty eaters that seem too think its their right to block the paths as they chomp on ..moaning about their weight...anyone else in seaside town have this problem?"
er yes  |
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"Seaside town person here and thank God for tourists keeping all the seafront cafes, hotels, restaurants, bars, tourist attractions, shops and b and bs going.
Eastbourne...god all the shops have bifocal windows...is anyone alive there still"
No! I'm posting from beyond the grave.
Are you always this rude or is it just an Easter treat? |
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"yay...easter is over and the tourists will be gone and the high street wont be jammed by salad dodging pasty eaters that seem too think its their right to block the paths as they chomp on ..moaning about their weight...anyone else in seaside town have this problem?
I'm in a seaside town blooming grockles
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Through which I passed in a most grockley manner bemoaning the fact there wasn't a Waitrose to hand.
Actually, I like pasties and real ale and am a lovely tourist...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I sometimes hit them as I'm attempting to throw a stone from my house to the sea ....... bloody bastard tourists!
You sent all the bloody scottish lot down to me lol"
I did didn't I? Quietest Easter I've had in years
Mum and Dad are back tomorrow though, hope you were nice to them.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I sometimes hit them as I'm attempting to throw a stone from my house to the sea ....... bloody bastard tourists!
Good job it was ' a stones throw to the sea ' when you bought it and not ' the house is a stones throw from the beach ' ......"
 My aim is getting better. |
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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago
Outskirts of Notts |
"I sometimes hit them as I'm attempting to throw a stone from my house to the sea ....... bloody bastard tourists!
Good job it was ' a stones throw to the sea ' when you bought it and not ' the house is a stones throw from the beach ' ......
My aim is getting better. "
Still hitting the mat around the toilet then ??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I sometimes hit them as I'm attempting to throw a stone from my house to the sea ....... bloody bastard tourists!
Good job it was ' a stones throw to the sea ' when you bought it and not ' the house is a stones throw from the beach ' ......
My aim is getting better.
Still hitting the mat around the toilet then ???"
No mat so no worries. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"OP !
is it safe to assume that you don't work for the local tourist authority ?
or greggs ?
Have visions of him behind the counter in greggs now. "
Launceston is the home of the biggest pasty factory in the uk. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"OP !
is it safe to assume that you don't work for the local tourist authority ?
or greggs ?
Have visions of him behind the counter in greggs now. "
we don't allow such capitalist establishments her...mind you I am thin enough to fit behind the counter |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"OP !
is it safe to assume that you don't work for the local tourist authority ?
or greggs ?
Have visions of him behind the counter in greggs now.
Launceston is the home of the biggest pasty factory in the uk. "
what as well as being in ALL the good beach guides ?
why have i not heard of this place ?
i love a nice beach and i love a good pasty
has the op unwittingly just crowded the pavements even more with lard arses like me i wonder ?  |
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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago
North of The Wall - youll need your vest |
"I think some people where just born miserable
I think not...its taken me years to turn into victor meldrews moanier brother
I actually know someone who moans more than you, only one mind you"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Launceston used to be the capital of Cornwall in medeival times. It's on the Devon/Cornwall border about 20miles from the sea.
They used to have a good rugby union team, not sure how well they're doing at the moment. |
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"yay...easter is over and the tourists will be gone and the high street wont be jammed by salad dodging pasty eaters that seem too think its their right to block the paths as they chomp on ..moaning about their weight...anyone else in seaside town have this problem?"
No but ill tell you what ruins my trips to the seaside. People who live in tourist towns that Moan about tourists visiting and spending their hard earned money in their shops and eating their local delicacies  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lardy arse! Love it, I'm happy to take my lardy arse there for a pastie.
Lets all invade it with our lardy arses at the next bank holiday and head for Mr Miseries castle "
Keep driving past Launceston and come to Truro, we've got some proper pasties |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Launceston used to be the capital of Cornwall in medeival times. It's on the Devon/Cornwall border about 20miles from the sea.
They used to have a good rugby union team, not sure how well they're doing at the moment."
I did wonder as we visited Tintagel and Bude but never saw a Launceston by the sea.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Lardy arse! Love it, I'm happy to take my lardy arse there for a pastie.
Lets all invade it with our lardy arses at the next bank holiday and head for Mr Miseries castle "
aha ..plan foiled..we have arse restrictor barriers on all entry roads...you never invade |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Lardy arse! Love it, I'm happy to take my lardy arse there for a pastie.
Lets all invade it with our lardy arses at the next bank holiday and head for Mr Miseries castle
aha ..plan foiled..we have arse restrictor barriers on all entry roads...you never invade"
I see ..... you keep all your arses penned in, good idea. |
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"Lardy arse! Love it, I'm happy to take my lardy arse there for a pastie.
Lets all invade it with our lardy arses at the next bank holiday and head for Mr Miseries castle
aha ..plan foiled..we have arse restrictor barriers on all entry roads...you never invade
I see ..... you keep all your arses penned in, good idea."
ha ha, its so their misery doesnt affect the rest of the country |
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"Lardy arse! Love it, I'm happy to take my lardy arse there for a pastie.
Lets all invade it with our lardy arses at the next bank holiday and head for Mr Miseries castle
aha ..plan foiled..we have arse restrictor barriers on all entry roads...you never invade
I see ..... you keep all your arses penned in, good idea."
ha ha, its so their misery doesnt affect the rest of the country |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Lardy arse! Love it, I'm happy to take my lardy arse there for a pastie.
Lets all invade it with our lardy arses at the next bank holiday and head for Mr Miseries castle
aha ..plan foiled..we have arse restrictor barriers on all entry roads...you never invade"
Ah but us lardy arses have our ways and means |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Lardy arse! Love it, I'm happy to take my lardy arse there for a pastie.
Lets all invade it with our lardy arses at the next bank holiday and head for Mr Miseries castle
aha ..plan foiled..we have arse restrictor barriers on all entry roads...you never invade
I see ..... you keep all your arses penned in, good idea.
ha ha, its so their misery doesnt affect the rest of the country"
ok heard you first time..lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"yay...easter is over and the tourists will be gone and the high street wont be jammed by salad dodging pasty eaters that seem too think its their right to block the paths as they chomp on ..moaning about their weight...anyone else in seaside town have this problem?
No but ill tell you what ruins my trips to the seaside. People who live in tourist towns that Moan about tourists visiting and spending their hard earned money in their shops and eating their local
delicacies "
Just bring your manners & road sense with you as most forget  |
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I went to Launceston once to visit the castle. It's an excellent example of a shell keep. If the OP is indicative of the attitude of it's inhabitants, I won't be returning.
I'd rather go to JacknKates local near Truro.
Brighton really IS by the sea and attracts thousands of tourists every year which is why the place is lively and interesting all year round. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I went to Launceston once to visit the castle. It's an excellent example of a shell keep. If the OP is indicative of the attitude of it's inhabitants, I won't be returning.
I'd rather go to JacknKates local near Truro.
Brighton really IS by the sea and attracts thousands of tourists every year which is why the place is lively and interesting all year round. "
Same where I live, and it's the golfers and tourists who used to keep me in gainful employ througout most of the year. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"DID ANYONE EVER THINK THAT MAYBE THIS GUY IS JUST ON ONE BIG WIND UP????
Yep but it's a dull bank holiday Monday night and it's fun to let people think we give a toss "
Here here! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"DID ANYONE EVER THINK THAT MAYBE THIS GUY IS JUST ON ONE BIG WIND UP????
Yep but it's a dull bank holiday Monday night and it's fun to let people think we give a toss "
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"Well I don't see the humour in this one 
Brighton has to be lovely cause you live there lol"
It would be even lovelier if you visited  you'd Brighton it up a bit and I'd take you to perve on the nudist beach |
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"Well I don't see the humour in this one
Brighton has to be lovely cause you live there lol
It would be even lovelier if you visited you'd Brighton it up a bit and I'd take you to perve on the nudist beach "
As long as you promise not to harpon me lol |
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"Lardy arse! Love it, I'm happy to take my lardy arse there for a pastie.
Lets all invade it with our lardy arses at the next bank holiday and head for Mr Miseries castle
aha ..plan foiled..we have arse restrictor barriers on all entry roads...you never invade
Ah but us lardy arses have our ways and means "
All this lardy this and lardy that got me thinking...
Mmmmmmm lardy cakes
Yep a FAB outing to cornwall is called for Diamond - d'ya think vanny knows anyone who can supply a charabanc? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Launceston is a dive, the town is shit and its an awful place to take your driving test!
If you want to visit somewhere nice in Cornwall by the sea there are an abundance of beautiful beaches to choose from in places like St Ives, Hayle, all along the atlantic side down to Newquay and beyond. Porthcurno beach is my fave, google it to see how gorgeous it is. Anyways plenty to do down out way and the odd nudist beach dotted about too ive heard!
Oh yeh and if want a proper pasty then id say Penzance do some fab ones.
Just to add I dont work for the Cornish tourist board but im one of those rare locals who appreciates the money tourists bring into out economy and how fucked we'd be without it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"yay...easter is over and the tourists will be gone and the high street wont be jammed by salad dodging pasty eaters that seem too think its their right to block the paths as they chomp on ..moaning about their weight...anyone else in seaside town have this problem?"
its hardly a problem for you is it?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I don't live near a seaside but i do live in Tewkesbury which is a tourist town seeped in history. I have to say, if it weren't for the tourist that pass through, Tewkes wouldn't have the shops open that it does today!
So big up the pasty tourist!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I suppose people could always do something really stupid and.....ermmm.....move! if it bothered them that much
still there?
guess you don't really care then do you |
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"Porthcurno beach is my fave, google it to see how gorgeous it is. Anyways plenty to do down out way and the odd nudist beach dotted about too ive heard!
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Been there, done that, took ma clothes off   |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Why live in a tourist destination if you don't like tourists.
We live here in sunny Weston and live it. Especially when it's busy and full of grockles spending their hard earned in our town.
Embrace it. Or move! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Launceston is a dive, the town is shit and its an awful place to take your driving test!
If you want to visit somewhere nice in Cornwall by the sea there are an abundance of beautiful beaches to choose from in places like St Ives, Hayle, all along the atlantic side down to Newquay and beyond. Porthcurno beach is my fave, google it to see how gorgeous it is. Anyways plenty to do down out way and the odd nudist beach dotted about too ive heard!
Oh yeh and if want a proper pasty then id say Penzance do some fab ones.
Just to add I dont work for the Cornish tourist board but im one of those rare locals who appreciates the money tourists bring into out economy and how fucked we'd be without it!"
Bravo. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I think we all need to read the OPs profile.....he can accommodate overnight..... what he's not said is that it's actually a B&B and he's trying reverse psychology in attempt to lure people in "
op was bored last night...amazing how agitated some people get with a tongue in cheek thread....
i dont have a b n b but you two are welcome any time....i live in sunny bude now |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Oil. You can't use the bored excuse when have already used as a reason to wind you up thinking we given toss "
oil..?
slippery slope there miss....especially in those shoes....very nice by the way |
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"yay...easter is over and the tourists will be gone and the high street wont be jammed by salad dodging pasty eaters that seem too think its their right to block the paths as they chomp on ..moaning about their weight...anyone else in seaside town have this problem?"
Pasties are popular here even the locals eat them but saying that we don't get that many tourists here. |
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I'm not native but i've been here years and can't think of bad reasons for being here..... maybe a few of the people but you get those types everywhere.
Lots of pastie shops for the rufty tufty sexy builders too ...
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well I don't see the humour in this one
Brighton has to be lovely cause you live there lol"
Wot happens if there is one living there that was born in Launceston .............. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Launceston is a dive, the town is shit and its an awful place to take your driving test!
If you want to visit somewhere nice in Cornwall by the sea there are an abundance of beautiful beaches to choose from in places like St Ives, Hayle, all along the atlantic side down to Newquay and beyond. Porthcurno beach is my fave, google it to see how gorgeous it is. Anyways plenty to do down out way and the odd nudist beach dotted about too ive heard!
Oh yeh and if want a proper pasty then id say Penzance do some fab ones.
Just to add I dont work for the Cornish tourist board but im one of those rare locals who appreciates the money tourists bring into out economy and how fucked we'd be without it!
Bravo. "
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By (user no longer on site)
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Sunny day down here in Cornwall today, when the sun is shining this place is the most stunning place to be, shame about the seagulls ruining it! If only people didnt bloody feed them! |
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