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What’s your next move to get some of the sexy sex?
I’ve tried the FAF messages and the  emojis, I need some new moves. Thanks in advance. | |||
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"Phone a friend" Ask the audience? | |||
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"Tinder or dogging " Isn’t tinder supposed to be a dating site?  | |||
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"Phone a friend Ask the audience? " 50/50 | |||
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"Tell him I'm horny, usually works "It will | |||
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"Phone a friend Ask the audience? 50/50" That’s always my chances  | |||
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"Poke her in the back with my stiffy until she takes the hint:" The classic…. Someone would need to be physically here for me to try that though. | |||
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"Poke her in the back with my stiffy until she takes the hint: The classic…. Someone would need to be physically here for me to try that though. " Yeah it wouldn’t really work in the pizza counter queue in Asda. | |||
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"Poke her in the back with my stiffy until she takes the hint: The classic…. Someone would need to be physically here for me to try that though. Yeah it wouldn’t really work in the pizza counter queue in Asda." I have my shopping delivered… that’ll be a shock when they are taking the boxes back to their van | |||
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"Get naked simple as that." Yup 100% this! | |||
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"I use the force " Oh no baby what is you doing | |||
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"I use the force Oh no baby what is you doing" I did say THE force. Not ..force. | |||
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"I use the force " Please leave the police alone to do their job | |||
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"I use the force Oh no baby what is you doing I did say THE force. Not ..force. " Ahhhh...so it's your glowing, ahem, "lightsabre" that inspired your name?  | |||
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"I use the force Oh no baby what is you doing I did say THE force. Not ..force. Ahhhh...so it's your glowing, ahem, "lightsabre" that inspired your name? "The up bit | |||
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"I use the force Oh no baby what is you doing I did say THE force. Not ..force. Ahhhh...so it's your glowing, ahem, "lightsabre" that inspired your name?
The up bit "So they never Glow down on you?  xxx | |||
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"Prey to the gods. But, the answer is always no "You should ask one of us devil's instead. | |||
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"I use the force Oh no baby what is you doing I did say THE force. Not ..force. Ahhhh...so it's your glowing, ahem, "lightsabre" that inspired your name?
The up bit
So they never Glow down on you?
xxx"Sounds ghey I’m in | |||
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"I use the force Oh no baby what is you doing I did say THE force. Not ..force. Ahhhh...so it's your glowing, ahem, "lightsabre" that inspired your name?
The up bit
So they never Glow down on you?
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Sounds ghey I’m in "Like you needed any persuading xxx | |||
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"Throw a dart at the dartsboard, specifically made for this purpose and fitted with names instead of numbers, to see who the lucky individual who gets the prestigious opportunity to spend a few hours with me. Phone them up. They are always at my beck and call. "Haha. | |||
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"Realise I’m thinking with my little head instead of my big one…. Have a (ladywank) Plan some of le sex for another time. Chill. Rinse. And repeat " Ladywank. Is that one of those fancy biscuits I see in Asda? Asking for the gheys. | |||
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"Open my window and yell at passers by. I haven't tried this, but I imagine it could be successful " Pmsl | |||
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"Realise I’m thinking with my little head instead of my big one…. Have a (ladywank) Plan some of le sex for another time. Chill. Rinse. And repeat Ladywank. Is that one of those fancy biscuits I see in Asda? Asking for the gheys." Yep. They’re next to the bourbon creams | |||
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"Realise I’m thinking with my little head instead of my big one…. Have a (ladywank) Plan some of le sex for another time. Chill. Rinse. And repeat Ladywank. Is that one of those fancy biscuits I see in Asda? Asking for the gheys. Yep. They’re next to the bourbon creams "Oh. Poor marketing… I’d put them next to the sponge fingers .. | |||
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"Realise I’m thinking with my little head instead of my big one…. Have a (ladywank) Plan some of le sex for another time. Chill. Rinse. And repeat Ladywank. Is that one of those fancy biscuits I see in Asda? Asking for the gheys. Yep. They’re next to the bourbon creams
Oh. Poor marketing… I’d put them next to the sponge fingers .."Ooofttt. Great placement. I’ll suggest it | |||
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"I put a meet up. Then I am inundated by messages. The ones who tick the boxes physically behave like Neanderthals. The ones who are nice, polite etc I am not atracted to at all. Shame your beautiful mrs So I put the phone down, get the glass dildo and my fingers and have a good old ladywank. Rinse and repeat. *sigh* " | |||
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"Serious answer. I'd think about meeting one of the guys I talk to, realise they'd be utterly disappointed with the real me and stop talking to me, which I'd kinda miss. So I'd use my wand and get it out my system. Then I'd go back to watching netflix. " Ha ha similar.... I'd entertain the idea of being spontaneous and meeting someone off here but would then worry too much about it or CBA to actually get ready. Have a wank and go to bed | |||
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"I put a meet up. Then I am inundated by messages. The ones who tick the boxes physically behave like Neanderthals. The ones who are nice, polite etc I am not atracted to at all. So I put the phone down, get the glass dildo and my fingers and have a good old ladywank. Rinse and repeat. *sigh* "Yup | |||
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"Phone a friend Ask the audience? 50/50" “You said it's no better than chance May as well not bother Go and have another dance” | |||
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"Realise I’m thinking with my little head instead of my big one…. Have a (ladywank) Plan some of le sex for another time. Chill. Rinse. And repeat Ladywank. Is that one of those fancy biscuits I see in Asda? Asking for the gheys. Yep. They’re next to the bourbon creams
Oh. Poor marketing… I’d put them next to the sponge fingers .." | |||
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"Little black book with dial-a-fanny hotline numbers. " Dial-a-fanny. Meh. I don’t got that | |||
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"I use the force Oh no baby what is you doing I did say THE force. Not ..force. " does it work? can I borrow it? | |||
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"I use the force Oh no baby what is you doing I did say THE force. Not ..force. does it work? can I borrow it?" You can borrow my lightsaber.  | |||
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"I use the force Oh no baby what is you doing I did say THE force. Not ..force. does it work? can I borrow it? You can borrow my lightsaber. "oooh do i get to press all the buttons !! | |||
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"I use the force Oh no baby what is you doing I did say THE force. Not ..force. does it work? can I borrow it? You can borrow my lightsaber.
oooh do i get to press all the buttons !! "Yes, but pressing the right button makes it very long. | |||
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"I use the force Oh no baby what is you doing I did say THE force. Not ..force. does it work? can I borrow it?" Do you promise to make the zhubbb zhubbb noises? Gotta make the noises. | |||
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"Tell my fwb I'm up for it. He be round in minutes or I'll ask someone nicely on here "Tbh - you'll probably just have to say "you'll do". | |||
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"I tell one of the many men begging keep for sex that I'm available "Oh to be a woman | |||
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"Let’s say for arguments sake, you’ve got the horn and fancy a bit of it!
What’s your next move to get some of the sexy sex?
I’ve tried the FAF messages and the emojis, I need some new moves. Thanks in advance. "What is this "get the horn" of which you speak?! Damned meds... Erm. If I'm very very lucky the FWB actually wants some benefits, otherwise, I've a box full of toys. I'd quite like to enjoy someone new, but the last time I did that, it did not go well  | |||
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"Serious answer. I'd think about meeting one of the guys I talk to, realise they'd be utterly disappointed with the real me and stop talking to me, which I'd kinda miss. So I'd use my wand and get it out my system. Then I'd go back to watching netflix. This is what I do as well but that may have to change as I think I need a new wand "  | |||
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"Tell my fwb I'm up for it. He be round in minutes or I'll ask someone nicely on here
Tbh - you'll probably just have to say "you'll do". "How did you know | |||
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"Tell my fwb I'm up for it. He be round in minutes or I'll ask someone nicely on here
Tbh - you'll probably just have to say "you'll do".
How did you know "I have an extremely good imagination | |||
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"Serious answer. I'd think about meeting one of the guys I talk to, realise they'd be utterly disappointed with the real me and stop talking to me, which I'd kinda miss. So I'd use my wand and get it out my system. Then I'd go back to watching netflix. " Oooooh what are you watching …..I watched the twelfth man last night, not as good as sex and brutal to watch but worth seeing, anyhoos back to the script, yes no sex no clue what to do about changing that either other than morph into Henry Cavill | |||
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"Serious answer. I'd think about meeting one of the guys I talk to, realise they'd be utterly disappointed with the real me and stop talking to me, which I'd kinda miss. So I'd use my wand and get it out my system. Then I'd go back to watching netflix. " That's a lot of thought processing, before you reach for the wand, here's me thinking you reach for it without any other thoughts. Silly me. Someone pull the plug from her wand... | |||
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"Poke her in the back with my stiffy until she takes the hint: The classic…. Someone would need to be physically here for me to try that though. " Woody I can't believe that I have to tell you this on fab, where dick pics are the currency, it's like smokes in prison or so I hear. | |||
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"Serious answer. I'd think about meeting one of the guys I talk to, realise they'd be utterly disappointed with the real me and stop talking to me, which I'd kinda miss. So I'd use my wand and get it out my system. Then I'd go back to watching netflix. That's a lot of thought processing, before you reach for the wand, here's me thinking you reach for it without any other thoughts. Silly me. Someone pull the plug from her wand..." I lost it once and nearly met someone. Luckily they cancelled on me. Close call. | |||
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"Waggle my arse in the window. Works a treat. Mrs TMN x" Oh.... to be your neighbour | |||
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"Throw a dart at the dartsboard, specifically made for this purpose and fitted with names instead of numbers, to see who the lucky individual who gets the prestigious opportunity to spend a few hours with me. Phone them up. They are always at my beck and call. "Please add me to your dartboard, first time I am actually wanting to be speared by a dart. | |||
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"I have a partner so it's easy peasy lemon squeezey. I grab his cock and guide him into me. If I didn't have a partner it would probably involve more planning, time and a few messages. "The first bit of that sounds like a date I went on once. | |||
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"Prey to the gods. But, the answer is always no "I hear you - but only help good girls x | |||
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"Serious answer. I'd think about meeting one of the guys I talk to, realise they'd be utterly disappointed with the real me and stop talking to me, which I'd kinda miss. So I'd use my wand and get it out my system. Then I'd go back to watching netflix. That's a lot of thought processing, before you reach for the wand, here's me thinking you reach for it without any other thoughts. Silly me. Someone pull the plug from her wand... I lost it once and nearly met someone. Luckily they cancelled on me. Close call. " Someone cut the power to her house, she might actually come out of it at some point and talk to a person with a penis. Before getting bored and heading home with a book. | |||
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"I tell one of the many men begging keep for sex that I'm available
Oh to be a woman "Oh, to be a younger woman (with good knees). | |||
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is usually enough. We spend time together, sex happens.
I guess I can't really help you on that one, if it was me I would try to have some fuck buddies or something, similar? Make a booty call. Hey it's been ages fancy a shag? Send a comical meme first or a dick pic, combine the two with an editing app? I don't know really it's all the same to me.
I'd just have a wank most probably, then play video games or get back to chatting with a friend about how all men are dickheads or that they've got the feelies. Sometimes both on the same day. | |||
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"This is the part of the whole demi thing I am quite grateful for, I don't get that sensation of needing sex with someone, when there isn't a someone. When there is a someone a is usually enough. We spend time together, sex happens.
I guess I can't really help you on that one, if it was me I would try to have some fuck buddies or something, similar? Make a booty call. Hey it's been ages fancy a shag? Send a comical meme first or a dick pic, combine the two with an editing app? I don't know really it's all the same to me.
I'd just have a wank most probably, then play video games or get back to chatting with a friend about how all men are dickheads or that they've got the feelies. Sometimes both on the same day. "Someone to booty call would be amazing | |||
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"This is the part of the whole demi thing I am quite grateful for, I don't get that sensation of needing sex with someone, when there isn't a someone. When there is a someone a is usually enough. We spend time together, sex happens.
I guess I can't really help you on that one, if it was me I would try to have some fuck buddies or something, similar? Make a booty call. Hey it's been ages fancy a shag? Send a comical meme first or a dick pic, combine the two with an editing app? I don't know really it's all the same to me.
I'd just have a wank most probably, then play video games or get back to chatting with a friend about how all men are dickheads or that they've got the feelies. Sometimes both on the same day. "May I ask, does that mean you never go about your day just being horny? | |||
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"I wish I knew" Come sit on my lap and we'll chat about it | |||
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"Go on a dating site much far less talking about it tbh more dreamers and fake profiles on here. " Dating sites are even more hard work. I never swipe right as they all look like Dicks! | |||
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"I wish I knew Come sit on my lap and we'll chat about it "Will there be wine? | |||
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"Go on a dating site much far less talking about it tbh more dreamers and fake profiles on here. Dating sites are even more hard work. I never swipe right as they all look like Dicks!" Is that because the profile pics are dicks?! | |||
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"I wish I knew Come sit on my lap and we'll chat about it
Will there be wine?"Wiuld you like Red or white? | |||
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"Throw a dart at the dartsboard, specifically made for this purpose and fitted with names instead of numbers, to see who the lucky individual who gets the prestigious opportunity to spend a few hours with me. Phone them up. They are always at my beck and call.
Please add me to your dartboard, first time I am actually wanting to be speared by a dart."Which spot would you like? Bull? Double ring? Triple ring?? Inner bullseyes? Outer bullseye? Single? | |||
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"Throw a dart at the dartsboard, specifically made for this purpose and fitted with names instead of numbers, to see who the lucky individual who gets the prestigious opportunity to spend a few hours with me. Phone them up. They are always at my beck and call.
Please add me to your dartboard, first time I am actually wanting to be speared by a dart.
Which spot would you like? Bull? Double ring? Triple ring?? Inner bullseyes? Outer bullseye? Single? "I didn't realise you are so kinky. | |||
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"I've never been on a dating site "Unwanted advice. Try and stay that way. | |||
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"Throw a dart at the dartsboard, specifically made for this purpose and fitted with names instead of numbers, to see who the lucky individual who gets the prestigious opportunity to spend a few hours with me. Phone them up. They are always at my beck and call.
Please add me to your dartboard, first time I am actually wanting to be speared by a dart.
Which spot would you like? Bull? Double ring? Triple ring?? Inner bullseyes? Outer bullseye? Single?
I didn't realise you are so kinky. "Oh, I’m so vanilla I sweat and smell sweet like bourbon.* *A joke no one will inevitably understand. | |||
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"Throw a dart at the dartsboard, specifically made for this purpose and fitted with names instead of numbers, to see who the lucky individual who gets the prestigious opportunity to spend a few hours with me. Phone them up. They are always at my beck and call.
Please add me to your dartboard, first time I am actually wanting to be speared by a dart.
Which spot would you like? Bull? Double ring? Triple ring?? Inner bullseyes? Outer bullseye? Single?
I didn't realise you are so kinky.
Oh, I’m so vanilla I sweat and smell sweet like bourbon.*
*A joke no one will inevitably understand. "Thinking Tennessee Whisky by Chris Stapleton.. but that’s not a lyric | |||
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"Throw a dart at the dartsboard, specifically made for this purpose and fitted with names instead of numbers, to see who the lucky individual who gets the prestigious opportunity to spend a few hours with me. Phone them up. They are always at my beck and call.
Please add me to your dartboard, first time I am actually wanting to be speared by a dart.
Which spot would you like? Bull? Double ring? Triple ring?? Inner bullseyes? Outer bullseye? Single? "All the above
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"I've never been on a dating site
Unwanted advice. Try and stay that way. "that bad? | |||
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"I've never been on a dating site
Unwanted advice. Try and stay that way. that bad?"Fucking brutal. Did it before fab. Wouldn’t want to do it again. | |||
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"Throw a dart at the dartsboard, specifically made for this purpose and fitted with names instead of numbers, to see who the lucky individual who gets the prestigious opportunity to spend a few hours with me. Phone them up. They are always at my beck and call.
Please add me to your dartboard, first time I am actually wanting to be speared by a dart.
Which spot would you like? Bull? Double ring? Triple ring?? Inner bullseyes? Outer bullseye? Single?
I didn't realise you are so kinky.
Oh, I’m so vanilla I sweat and smell sweet like bourbon.*
*A joke no one will inevitably understand.
Thinking Tennessee Whisky by Chris Stapleton.. but that’s not a lyric "A baking joke. Bourbon vanilla has nothing to do with Bourbon whiskey. It’s another name for the Madagascar vanilla bean itself. In the 1800s, the French developed large plantations on Reunion, known at the time as the Ile de Bourbon, hence the name Bourbon. | |||
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"Throw a dart at the dartsboard, specifically made for this purpose and fitted with names instead of numbers, to see who the lucky individual who gets the prestigious opportunity to spend a few hours with me. Phone them up. They are always at my beck and call.
Please add me to your dartboard, first time I am actually wanting to be speared by a dart.
Which spot would you like? Bull? Double ring? Triple ring?? Inner bullseyes? Outer bullseye? Single?
I didn't realise you are so kinky.
Oh, I’m so vanilla I sweat and smell sweet like bourbon.*
*A joke no one will inevitably understand.
Thinking Tennessee Whisky by Chris Stapleton.. but that’s not a lyric
A baking joke.
Bourbon vanilla has nothing to do with Bourbon whiskey. It’s another name for the Madagascar vanilla bean itself. In the 1800s, the French developed large plantations on Reunion, known at the time as the Ile de Bourbon, hence the name Bourbon. "Thank you. I’ve at least learned something tonight. | |||
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"I've never been on a dating site
Unwanted advice. Try and stay that way. that bad?
Fucking brutal. Did it before fab. Wouldn’t want to do it again."I'll stay alone | |||
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"I've never been on a dating site
Unwanted advice. Try and stay that way. that bad?
Fucking brutal. Did it before fab. Wouldn’t want to do it again. I'll stay alone "If you can manage without them, try but that’s just my experience I guess. | |||
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" A baking joke. Bourbon vanilla has nothing to do with Bourbon whiskey. It’s another name for the Madagascar vanilla bean itself. In the 1800s, the French developed large plantations on Reunion, known at the time as the Ile de Bourbon, hence the name Bourbon.
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"This is the part of the whole demi thing I am quite grateful for, I don't get that sensation of needing sex with someone, when there isn't a someone. When there is a someone a is usually enough. We spend time together, sex happens.
I guess I can't really help you on that one, if it was me I would try to have some fuck buddies or something, similar? Make a booty call. Hey it's been ages fancy a shag? Send a comical meme first or a dick pic, combine the two with an editing app? I don't know really it's all the same to me.
I'd just have a wank most probably, then play video games or get back to chatting with a friend about how all men are dickheads or that they've got the feelies. Sometimes both on the same day.
May I ask, does that mean you never go about your day just being horny? "In the absence of an ongoing sexual relationship, honestly no. If there is then yes. I appreciate that probably sounds weird, but that's how it is for me. I miss the feeling if it's not there, but it's more the connection and the physical expression of that. If I try to relate it to just being horny without a connection my mind goes all the way back to being a teenager, but then I had a crush on my Physics teacher so probably not even then. | |||
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"Serious answer. I'd think about meeting one of the guys I talk to, realise they'd be utterly disappointed with the real me and stop talking to me, which I'd kinda miss. So I'd use my wand and get it out my system. Then I'd go back to watching netflix. " But what if you're wrong? What if they didn't find the real you utterly disappointing? Maybe you could just enjoy yourselves? | |||
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"If your a female, just say on here, you will get loads of replies " From guys you're not interested in. | |||
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"Serious answer. I'd think about meeting one of the guys I talk to, realise they'd be utterly disappointed with the real me and stop talking to me, which I'd kinda miss. So I'd use my wand and get it out my system. Then I'd go back to watching netflix. But what if you're wrong? What if they didn't find the real you utterly disappointing? Maybe you could just enjoy yourselves? "Sounds a bit risky. Wand and netflix are safer. | |||
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"If your a female, just say on here, you will get loads of replies " This doesn’t help me, I’m no female. | |||
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"Serious answer. I'd think about meeting one of the guys I talk to, realise they'd be utterly disappointed with the real me and stop talking to me, which I'd kinda miss. So I'd use my wand and get it out my system. Then I'd go back to watching netflix. But what if you're wrong? What if they didn't find the real you utterly disappointing? Maybe you could just enjoy yourselves?
Sounds a bit risky.
Wand and netflix are safer."Coyote, you are ruining Netflix and chill for the rest of us you know. Creating wand & Netflix, soon there'll be no need for the male gender anymore. | |||
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"Serious answer. I'd think about meeting one of the guys I talk to, realise they'd be utterly disappointed with the real me and stop talking to me, which I'd kinda miss. So I'd use my wand and get it out my system. Then I'd go back to watching netflix. But what if you're wrong? What if they didn't find the real you utterly disappointing? Maybe you could just enjoy yourselves?
Sounds a bit risky.
Wand and netflix are safer.
Coyote, you are ruining Netflix and chill for the rest of us you know.
Creating wand & Netflix, soon there'll be no need for the male gender anymore."This is the dream | |||
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"Little black book with dial-a-fanny hotline numbers. Dial-a-fanny. Meh. I don’t got that " What's not to get? Apart from sex if you don't have a little black book. In my address book they are nearly all black but not always little! | |||
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"Serious answer. I'd think about meeting one of the guys I talk to, realise they'd be utterly disappointed with the real me and stop talking to me, which I'd kinda miss. So I'd use my wand and get it out my system. Then I'd go back to watching netflix. But what if you're wrong? What if they didn't find the real you utterly disappointing? Maybe you could just enjoy yourselves?
Sounds a bit risky.
Wand and netflix are safer.
Coyote, you are ruining Netflix and chill for the rest of us you know.
Creating wand & Netflix, soon there'll be no need for the male gender anymore.
This is the dream"Without us who's going to fix your wand when it wears out from overuse? Who's going to deliver that pizza with extra sausage in the pornos?
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"I've never been on a dating site
Unwanted advice. Try and stay that way. that bad?
Fucking brutal. Did it before fab. Wouldn’t want to do it again."Suely the whole point of dating sites is to find sex? Who,apart from masochists, is looking for a relationship? | |||
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"The answer is in hand. " Who’s hand? | |||
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"The answer is in hand. Who’s hand?" Yours if you want | |||
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"The answer is in hand. Who’s hand? Yours if you want" • She's got miniature hands. | |||
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"Serious answer. ….. Creating wand & Netflix, soon there'll be no need for the male gender anymore." A creating wand!… I need to know more. | |||
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"The answer is in hand. Who’s hand? Yours if you want • She's got miniature hands. "That would be a bonus for me as for the first time I could imagine I had a big cock | |||
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"I just wake up, and there it is. Like magic " • She's married to a prestidigitator... ^ | |||
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"Definitely not as easy as it was before Covid. Must have been something in those vaccines that stopped people being as interested as they once were "This is definitely the wrong forum for that talk | |||
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"Grab my favourite blow up doll and away we go best bit is I only need a takeaway for one after!! She doesn’t talk much or eat much winner "And if she gets a puncture she turns into a balloon, so you get sex AND entertainment. Joyous! | |||
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"Definitely not as easy as it was before Covid. Must have been something in those vaccines that stopped people being as interested as they once were
This is definitely the wrong forum for that talk "Maybe I should have just said it was Easter 6 years ago I guess being over 50 takes you off a number of peoples preferred ages  | |||
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"Definitely not as easy as it was before Covid. Must have been something in those vaccines that stopped people being as interested as they once were
This is definitely the wrong forum for that talk
Maybe I should have just said it was Easter 6 years ago
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"Grab my favourite blow up doll and away we go best bit is I only need a takeaway for one after!! She doesn’t talk much or eat much winner
And if she gets a puncture she turns into a balloon, so you get sex AND entertainment.
Joyous!"You might be onto something and it’s the blow up doll version of getting dumped!! I am all about the power play Thanks Luna | |||
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"Grab my favourite blow up doll and away we go best bit is I only need a takeaway for one after!! She doesn’t talk much or eat much winner
And if she gets a puncture she turns into a balloon, so you get sex AND entertainment.
Joyous!
You might be onto something and it’s the blow up doll version of getting dumped!!
I am all about the power play
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"Grab my favourite blow up doll and away we go best bit is I only need a takeaway for one after!! She doesn’t talk much or eat much winner
And if she gets a puncture she turns into a balloon, so you get sex AND entertainment.
Joyous!
You might be onto something and it’s the blow up doll version of getting dumped!!
I am all about the power play
Thanks Luna
CAn I borrow your doll? "Which one? I have a Lady for every mood, what is your pleasure Sir? | |||
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"Grab my favourite blow up doll and away we go best bit is I only need a takeaway for one after!! She doesn’t talk much or eat much winner
And if she gets a puncture she turns into a balloon, so you get sex AND entertainment.
Joyous!
You might be onto something and it’s the blow up doll version of getting dumped!!
I am all about the power play
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CAn I borrow your doll?
Which one?
I have a Lady for every mood, what is your pleasure Sir?"A brunette… nice boobs and can you guarantee she won’t struggle or move much? | |||
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"Grab my favourite blow up doll and away we go best bit is I only need a takeaway for one after!! She doesn’t talk much or eat much winner
And if she gets a puncture she turns into a balloon, so you get sex AND entertainment.
Joyous!
You might be onto something and it’s the blow up doll version of getting dumped!!
I am all about the power play
Thanks Luna
CAn I borrow your doll?
Which one?
I have a Lady for every mood, what is your pleasure Sir?
A brunette… nice boobs and can you guarantee she won’t struggle or move much? "Ahhh I have just the Lady for you Dormant Dora. A bit of a looker but a lie back and do nothing kinda girl. I will have her washed and sent to you post haste, I only ask the same when you two are done | |||
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"Spend 5 hours on fab messaging people without them opening the message then have a wank and go to bed "Ditto. And then, very occasionally, I am taken to heaven by great sex. | |||
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"Grab my favourite blow up doll and away we go best bit is I only need a takeaway for one after!! She doesn’t talk much or eat much winner
And if she gets a puncture she turns into a balloon, so you get sex AND entertainment.
Joyous!
You might be onto something and it’s the blow up doll version of getting dumped!!
I am all about the power play
Thanks Luna
CAn I borrow your doll? "Yeah you might wanna wipe it down first, knowing this lot, summat tells he's not the first to 'deposit' on it. | |||
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"I just discovered another way. Scroll right down to the bottom of WhatsApp and you will find people that you started chatting to and then it just fizzled, just lost interest and completely forgot about them. Sometimes they are still up for a bit of sex. "Nothing wrong with submarining. It can be a pleasant surprise. | |||
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"I just discovered another way. Scroll right down to the bottom of WhatsApp and you will find people that you started chatting to and then it just fizzled, just lost interest and completely forgot about them. Sometimes they are still up for a bit of sex. "
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