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Can anyone *describe* the taste of a vagina please?
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By (user no longer on site) OP 25 weeks ago
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.. or even a vulva. Whatever you want to call it.
I’ve finally accepted, in my frail dotage and seniority, that no woman will ever let me ACTUALLY have a bit of a nosh “down there” so I’m reliant on all of you sexual superstars to help me at least *imagine* what the taste is like.
So can anyone please indulge me?
Describe the taste in easy to understand terms for a layman like me.
Thanks Fabsters!  |
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Nothing like fish.
Fishy smell = piss or infection.
I can only say .... musky, warm and musky and as individual as a woman .....
The vaginal mucus of a healthy woman who eats a balanced diet will be sweeter and more pleasant than a booze swilling , chain smoking , pizza chomping laydeh! |
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By (user no longer on site) 25 weeks ago
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"Like the most addictive sweet nectar that has ever passed your lips.
One lick and you're addicted, craving it, needing it, wanting it  "
Thats probably the most honest and accurate reply .... |
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By (user no longer on site) 25 weeks ago
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Depends on your diet.
If you eat a lot of garlic and asparagus and don't shower twice a day, I wouldn't risk it.
Also... depends on your public hair upkeep, how thick your thighs are and where un your cycle you are...
Not to mention if you're menopausal.
For myself, I stay away from garlic and cruciferous for a week, eat only strawberries, get a full Hollywood wax and regularly clean my bits.
I've been told I smell of lavender. |
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By *cplsMan 25 weeks ago
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Some very strange descriptions here, not like anything I ever tasted and believe me I like the taste.
It very much depends on diet, attention to hygene and health. I found it can have a smell and taste of Maple syrup but with a slight metalic taint. Love it but dont get chance as much as I used too. |
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I've only ever tasted my own. And as much as I would love to say oh my god it's sweet and delicious, it's just rather plain and boring. I do notice a difference depending on time of month but mostly it's the same. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 25 weeks ago
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"Surely someone could let the guy have a nibble.
Alternatively we could start a go fund me for him to visit a brass house? "
I’m all for this! Donations (of vulva OR cash) appreciated! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 25 weeks ago
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Thank you to the surprisingly numerous amount gents that have taken the time to message me to describe the taste of vajayjay and offer their sympathies at my lack of opportunity to savour it for myself.
I can confirm that, fortunately, the post is a little tongue in cheek and I have indeed had opportunity to enjoy the pleasure very much.
Back in 1997 it was, I think. Lovely lass. Can’t remember her name, but definitely remember the taste.
Mind you, I’m in my 50’s now and my memory isn’t what it was.
I might be thinking instead of the flavour of Prawn Cocktail KP Skips? 
One or t’other anyway  |
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By (user no longer on site) 24 weeks ago
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".. or even a vulva. Whatever you want to call it.
I’ve finally accepted, in my frail dotage and seniority, that no woman will ever let me ACTUALLY have a bit of a nosh “down there” so I’m reliant on all of you sexual superstars to help me at least *imagine* what the taste is like.
So can anyone please indulge me?
Describe the taste in easy to understand terms for a layman like me.
Thanks Fabsters! "
The best thing since sliced bread mmmmm as long as it’s clean I’d have them sit on my face all day long |
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By (user no longer on site) 24 weeks ago
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"I've only ever tasted my own. And as much as I would love to say oh my god it's sweet and delicious, it's just rather plain and boring. I do notice a difference depending on time of month but mostly it's the same."
Come and sit on my face I’ll tell you how good it tastes |
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"One of my mates dad once gave us this simple advice.
"If it tastes like chicken keep on licking,but if it tastes like trout get the fuck out" 
lol your dad gave sound advice  "
This is the kind of worldly wisdom I wish to bestow on my son |
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"One of my mates dad once gave us this simple advice.
"If it tastes like chicken keep on licking,but if it tastes like trout get the fuck out"
lol your dad gave sound advice
This is the kind of worldly wisdom I wish to bestow on my son "
my dad gave me some interesting advice as a young guy ,, then when I transition later on in life, I asked hum again what advice do you think you can give me now
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Or like a delicious freshly made salad, served at a family bbq 
