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if you could be a greek god or goddess which one would you choose
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By (user no longer on site) 25 weeks ago
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Bophades…..He was a lot like Achilles, he had just one weakness. Except instead of his heel it was his groin. You may have heard of "Achilles' heel", but have you heard of "Bophades' nuts"? |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 25 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"Oh if we don't have to go to the pantheon I'll stick with being a siren then  "
Do you go off during air raids? Or just cling to the top of a fire engine going "nee-naw nee-naw"? Enquiring minds want to know.  |
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"Oh if we don't have to go to the pantheon I'll stick with being a siren then
Do you go off during air raids? Or just cling to the top of a fire engine going "nee-naw nee-naw"? Enquiring minds want to know. "
All of the above |
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By (user no longer on site) 25 weeks ago
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"Oh if we don't have to go to the pantheon I'll stick with being a siren then
Do you go off during air raids? Or just cling to the top of a fire engine going "nee-naw nee-naw"? Enquiring minds want to know.
All of the above "
*unravels hose with haste |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 25 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"Oh if we don't have to go to the pantheon I'll stick with being a siren then
Do you go off during air raids? Or just cling to the top of a fire engine going "nee-naw nee-naw"? Enquiring minds want to know.
All of the above "
Now I have this mental image of you all gothy and ethereal clinging to the top of a fire engine at night, black diaphanous garments billowing out behind you like The Morrigan!  |
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"Oh if we don't have to go to the pantheon I'll stick with being a siren then
Do you go off during air raids? Or just cling to the top of a fire engine going "nee-naw nee-naw"? Enquiring minds want to know.
All of the above
Now I have this mental image of you all gothy and ethereal clinging to the top of a fire engine at night, black diaphanous garments billowing out behind you like The Morrigan! "
I'm not actually too far from the fire station.
Perhaps I should lurk there on evenings I can't sleep in extra billowy clothing |
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By (user no longer on site) 25 weeks ago
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"Is there a Greek God of regret? ... sorry woody no
Ah well. That’s about right.  .. will choose for you woody the great posiedon god of the sea  "
Did you just say I make all the girls wet? …
I’ll take that. |
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By *avexx OP Man 25 weeks ago
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"Is there a Greek God of regret? ... sorry woody no
Ah well. That’s about right. .. will choose for you woody the great posiedon god of the sea
Did you just say I make all the girls wet? …
I’ll take that. "
...see it was a choice |
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By *avexx OP Man 25 weeks ago
cheshire |
"It has to be the one and only
Dionysus
Mr ...god of wine and pleasure good one
He is the best Greek god
Mr ,,, you can give zeus a glass of wine
Fuck Zeus he is a waste man
Mr "
.. be careful he might strike you down the god of all gods |
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By (user no longer on site) 25 weeks ago
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"Is there a Greek God of regret? ... sorry woody no
Ah well. That’s about right. .. will choose for you woody the great posiedon god of the sea ... fuck can you swim
Wood floats lol"
We all float down here. |
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"It has to be the one and only
Dionysus
Mr ...god of wine and pleasure good one
He is the best Greek god
Mr ,,, you can give zeus a glass of wine
Fuck Zeus he is a waste man
Mr .. be careful he might strike you down the god of all gods "
Nah he a pussyole
Mr |
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By *avexx OP Man 25 weeks ago
cheshire |
"It has to be the one and only
Dionysus
Mr ...god of wine and pleasure good one
He is the best Greek god
Mr ,,, you can give zeus a glass of wine
Fuck Zeus he is a waste man
Mr .. be careful he might strike you down the god of all gods
Nah he a pussyole
Mr "
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Literally all Greek myths are about Zeus turning into some animal, knocking up some young innocent lass, and then his wife having major beef with the offspring. Like, control your man instead of victim shaming! Someone gets rogered by a swan you can't really go around throwing curses at them for the rest of their life. |
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By *mf123Man 25 weeks ago
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"Id rather be kronus i enjoy being the baddie and titan sounds cooler than olympian,,, zeus defeated the titans locked them all up "
its ok i brought my mate rocket with me hes escaped 22 prisons |
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By *avexx OP Man 25 weeks ago
cheshire |
"Id rather be kronus i enjoy being the baddie and titan sounds cooler than olympian,,, zeus defeated the titans locked them all up its ok i brought my mate rocket with me hes escaped 22 prisons"
... no probs |
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I would be MisteusPeakaeus.
She was the goddess of grace, wit & balance. But when Zeus sent her a lightning bolt inscribed with FAF she was not amused. She responded by blocking him (rendering him unable to ever shoot any more bolts).
Furious - Zeus cursed her to be clumsy forever more.
She’s niche…. But cool |
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By *avexx OP Man 25 weeks ago
cheshire |
"I would be MisteusPeakaeus.
She was the goddess of grace, wit & balance. But when Zeus sent her a lightning bolt inscribed with FAF she was not amused. She responded by blocking him (rendering him unable to ever shoot any more bolts).
Furious - Zeus cursed her to be clumsy forever more.
She’s niche…. But cool "
... misteuspeakaeus was a beautiful goddess forgive zeus for sending lightning bolt zeus as lifted the curse |
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I'd be Hades...ruler of the underworld.. cursed to the underground.. and shadows.. and caring for the departed and some of the Titans locked in Tartarus (which is not a sauce)...
Jealous and angry of his brothers zeus/posiden for being in the light...
But a great survivor... as IS death...
Otherwise have a nice life!!!! .. woohoo... |
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"Is there a Greek God of regret? ... sorry woody no
Ah well. That’s about right. .. will choose for you woody the great posiedon god of the sea ... fuck can you swim
Wood floats lol"
So why did all the ships sink? |
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By *eliWoman 24 weeks ago
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I was going to say Nyx because my voice, I come alive at night time and I suit the night... that introspective navel gazing hushed tones and gentle flirting.
But then Jamie got there first. 
I'll say Hecate. Second best.
Love Athena but... no. |
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