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By *allandathletic OP   Man 25 weeks ago

Asgard

In response to busmans thread about the order the ladies get ready.

Gentlemen, what is your order of readiness?

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By *ursecretsshh13Couple 25 weeks ago

Nr Crewe

Shit, shower, shave , dressed.

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By *ife NinjaMan 25 weeks ago

Dunfermline


"Shit, shower, shave , dressed."

Bath instead of shower, and add on after shave and we're good

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By (user no longer on site) 25 weeks ago


"Shit, shower, shave , dressed."

You forgot burp, fart, and grab their balls

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By *ife NinjaMan 25 weeks ago

Dunfermline


"Shit, shower, shave , dressed.

You forgot burp, fart, and grab their balls "

I prefer a lady to grab mine

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By (user no longer on site) 25 weeks ago


"Shit, shower, shave , dressed.

You forgot burp, fart, and grab their balls "

*takes hand off balls to type a reply……this ^

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By *agnar73Man 25 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Shit, shower, shave , dressed."

Shit, wash, shave, shower, dressed

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 25 weeks ago

North West

Noting no men have admitted to brushing their teeth either

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By *allandathletic OP   Man 25 weeks ago

Asgard


"Noting no men have admitted to brushing their teeth either "

Dammit

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 25 weeks ago

North West


"Noting no men have admitted to brushing their teeth either

Dammit "

And everyone's shitting but no anuses are being washed! Disgusting

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By *agnar73Man 25 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Noting no men have admitted to brushing their teeth either "

After shower usually. Sometimes mouthwash toi

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By *inosaur PantsMan 25 weeks ago

Stourbridge

Shit, wash, shave, shower, dressed

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By *agnar73Man 25 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Noting no men have admitted to brushing their teeth either

Dammit

And everyone's shitting but no anuses are being washed! Disgusting "

See shower.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 25 weeks ago

North West


"Noting no men have admitted to brushing their teeth either

Dammit

And everyone's shitting but no anuses are being washed! Disgusting

See shower. "

Some people just let the water drip down and that's it

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By *eroLondonMan 25 weeks ago

Covent Garden

Defecation/urination » teeth cleaning » mouth washing » face exfoliation » wet shave » trimming the four quadrants of the body » shower and exfoliation » moisturising (everywhere) » cologne » dressed...

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By *agnar73Man 25 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Noting no men have admitted to brushing their teeth either

Dammit

And everyone's shitting but no anuses are being washed! Disgusting

See shower.

Some people just let the water drip down and that's it "

Usually aim up it, but that’s maybe just me

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By *he turned me GreyCouple 25 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

Wank, shit, wash bum hole, shorts, t-shirts, flip flops out the door

Mr

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By *ursecretsshh13Couple 25 weeks ago

Nr Crewe


"Shit, shower, shave , dressed."

Just to be clear. I brush my teeth cleaned in the shower.

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By *4bimMan 25 weeks ago

Farnborough Hampshire

I was born ready

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By (user no longer on site) 25 weeks ago


"Defecation/urination » teeth cleaning » mouth washing » face exfoliation » wet shave » trimming the four quadrants of the body » shower and exfoliation » moisturising (everywhere) » cologne » dressed..."

Noticed your details don’t show you washing your hands between defrosting oylr urinating and cleaning your teeth

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By (user no longer on site) 25 weeks ago


"…

Gentlemen, what is your order of readiness?"

I’m always ready.

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By *eroLondonMan 25 weeks ago

Covent Garden


"Defecation/urination » teeth cleaning » mouth washing » face exfoliation » wet shave » trimming the four quadrants of the body » shower and exfoliation » moisturising (everywhere) » cologne » dressed...

·

Noticed your details don’t show you washing your hands between defrosting oylr urinating and cleaning your teeth "

This actually made me laugh.

On the currency exchange of humour that quip is worth about the equivalent of 50 other amusing quips I've read today on the forå.

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By (user no longer on site) 25 weeks ago


"Defecation/urination » teeth cleaning » mouth washing » face exfoliation » wet shave » trimming the four quadrants of the body » shower and exfoliation » moisturising (everywhere) » cologne » dressed...

·

Noticed your details don’t show you washing your hands between defrosting oylr urinating and cleaning your teeth

This actually made me laugh.

On the currency exchange of humour that quip is worth about the equivalent of 50 other amusing quips I've read today on the forå. "

But what do you defrost?

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By (user no longer on site) 25 weeks ago

Loo, yesterdays clothes, dog walk, podcast with coffee, undress, shower, new clothes, breakfast, work

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By *eroLondonMan 25 weeks ago

Covent Garden


"Defecation/urination » teeth cleaning » mouth washing » face exfoliation » wet shave » trimming the four quadrants of the body » shower and exfoliation » moisturising (everywhere) » cologne » dressed...

·

Noticed your details don’t show you washing your hands between defrosting oylr urinating and cleaning your teeth

This actually made me laugh.

On the currency exchange of humour that quip is worth about the equivalent of 50 other amusing quips I've read today on the forå.

·

But what do you defrost?"

My permafrost heart.

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By *r John WickMan 25 weeks ago

The Continental

Turn pants inside out.

Clean T-shirt

Fresh shorts

Sneakers on

Quick squirt of Lynx Africa

Out.

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By *ansoffateMan 25 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

Snooze button, groan, coffee, food, shit, shave (sometimes), shower.

Then preferably back to bed for cuddles and sex.

Or dressed if work.

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan 25 weeks ago

St Leonards

Bath, shit,.....

Fuck!

I always get them in the wrong order.

Give me half an hour to clean up .

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By *ortySwitchMan 25 weeks ago

london


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And everyone's shitting but no anuses are being washed! Disgusting "

I think it's implied we wash in the shower as in in...

shit SHOWER shave.

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By *2000ManMan 25 weeks ago

Worthing

I plan ahead by trimming beard (if needed) and shave in morning. Shower and clean teeth just before leaving then dress. Job done.

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