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By *nitter OP Woman 25 weeks ago
the land of tall tales and yarn |
That's right folks I've been left in charge of hell for the day and thought I'd throw us all a little shindig and brighten the place up.
You can leave your jackets at the door because it's rather toasty here.
Now I've been left some instructions by the big fella himself, don't let the demons out, don't feed the dragon, here name is Seraphina and she's as cute as a button really, and we'll tbh I wasn't really paying attention to the rest but I'm sure it will be fine.
So what did you bring?
**twirls and throws glitter around**
Knitter  |
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By *nitter OP Woman 25 weeks ago
the land of tall tales and yarn |
"Please don't fuck up Hell OP. Go to Limbo and add some excitement there, they won't be able to escape the twirling/it might encourage them to move on.
Leave Hell alone."
Ah come on Meli it's just for 1 day how much can I mess it up  |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 25 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
These cheese and pineapple hedgehogs are going to have singed pineapple and melted cheese - so I'm bringing the pizza bases for Hawaiin pizza. People seem to think they're made in hell, anyway.  |
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"These cheese and pineapple hedgehogs are going to have singed pineapple and melted cheese - so I'm bringing the pizza bases for Hawaiin pizza. People seem to think they're made in hell, anyway. "
Perfect |
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By *nitter OP Woman 25 weeks ago
the land of tall tales and yarn |
"A large aircon system so we can make it snow.
I might get layed then
Don't mess with the demons Wonko
Spoil sport  "
If you get them all riled up there will be hell to pay  |
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By *nitter OP Woman 25 weeks ago
the land of tall tales and yarn |
"I'll bring myself in a sexy little devil outfit, because I'm a demon in bed. Also, devilled eggs and angel food cake...   "
the outfit but you better have it off before the big fella gets back |
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By (user no longer on site) 25 weeks ago
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"I suppose I should check out my eternal home before I actually move in.
The heating bill is sooper low but the he drives a hard bargain on the price of your soul "
Take my soul for low energy bills, I might just stay |
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"Cheese and pineapple hedgehog. Obvs
Can you pop it on the table next to Js. What do you call a group of hedgehogs **triwls out to google**"
Of course. All done and ready to eat 
I think a spike of hedgehogs sounds best |
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By *nitter OP Woman 25 weeks ago
the land of tall tales and yarn |
"I suppose I should check out my eternal home before I actually move in.
The heating bill is sooper low but the he drives a hard bargain on the price of your soul
Take my soul for low energy bills, I might just stay"
It's cosy pull up a chair |
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By *nitter OP Woman 25 weeks ago
the land of tall tales and yarn |
"I'll bring myself in a sexy little devil outfit, because I'm a demon in bed. Also, devilled eggs and angel food cake...
the outfit but you better have it off before the big fella gets back
How do you know it isn't soooo sexy that I'll have it off WITH the big fella?  "
He is bad news, don't say I didn't warn you |
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"A large aircon system so we can make it snow.
I might get layed then
Don't mess with the demons Wonko
Spoil sport
If you get them all riled up there will be hell to pay "
They will hibernate as soon as it cools down so we will be safe |
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By *nitter OP Woman 25 weeks ago
the land of tall tales and yarn |
"Cheese and pineapple hedgehog. Obvs
Can you pop it on the table next to Js. What do you call a group of hedgehogs **triwls out to google**
Of course. All done and ready to eat
I think a spike of hedgehogs sounds best "
**twirls in** Its a Prickle  |
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By *nitter OP Woman 25 weeks ago
the land of tall tales and yarn |
"A large aircon system so we can make it snow.
I might get layed then
Don't mess with the demons Wonko
Spoil sport
If you get them all riled up there will be hell to pay
They will hibernate as soon as it cools down so we will be safe "
Are you nuts even with the AC on its hot as, well you know |
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"Cheese and pineapple hedgehog. Obvs
Can you pop it on the table next to Js. What do you call a group of hedgehogs **triwls out to google**
Of course. All done and ready to eat
I think a spike of hedgehogs sounds best "
It's a prickle! I just googled and I'm so happy I did! A prickle of hedgehogs. 
J |
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By *nitter OP Woman 25 weeks ago
the land of tall tales and yarn |
"I'll bring myself in a sexy little devil outfit, because I'm a demon in bed. Also, devilled eggs and angel food cake...
the outfit but you better have it off before the big fella gets back
How do you know it isn't soooo sexy that I'll have it off WITH the big fella?
He is bad news, don't say I didn't warn you
I went to Catholic school - I'm not scared "
I'm not sure confession will help |
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"That's right folks I've been left in charge of hell for the day and thought I'd throw us all a little shindig and brighten the place up.
You can leave your jackets at the door because it's rather toasty here.
Now I've been left some instructions by the big fella himself, don't let the demons out, don't feed the dragon, here name is Seraphina and she's as cute as a button really, and we'll tbh I wasn't really paying attention to the rest but I'm sure it will be fine.
So what did you bring?
**twirls and throws glitter around**
Knitter "
Pitch fork and studded paddle
Mr
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By *nitter OP Woman 25 weeks ago
the land of tall tales and yarn |
"Cheese and pineapple hedgehog. Obvs
Can you pop it on the table next to Js. What do you call a group of hedgehogs **triwls out to google**
Of course. All done and ready to eat
I think a spike of hedgehogs sounds best
It's a prickle! I just googled and I'm so happy I did! A prickle of hedgehogs.
J"
Made me smile too |
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"We're all going to Hell, Heaven cannot exist.
Both concepts from same place, if one doesn’t exist, neither does the other."
How about the heaven/purgatory theory?  |
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"Cheese and pineapple hedgehog. Obvs
Can you pop it on the table next to Js. What do you call a group of hedgehogs **triwls out to google**
Of course. All done and ready to eat
I think a spike of hedgehogs sounds best
It's a prickle! I just googled and I'm so happy I did! A prickle of hedgehogs.
J
Made me smile too "
That’s amazing |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 25 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"I'll bring myself in a sexy little devil outfit, because I'm a demon in bed. Also, devilled eggs and angel food cake...
the outfit but you better have it off before the big fella gets back
How do you know it isn't soooo sexy that I'll have it off WITH the big fella?
He is bad news, don't say I didn't warn you
I went to Catholic school - I'm not scared
I'm not sure confession will help"
You get me wrong - those Brothers were scarier than any devil  |
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"We're all going to Hell, Heaven cannot exist.
Both concepts from same place, if one doesn’t exist, neither does the other.
How about the heaven/purgatory theory?
Nope. There’s no afterlife.
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You'll find out one day, if your wrong or right
Mr |
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"We're all going to Hell, Heaven cannot exist.
Both concepts from same place, if one doesn’t exist, neither does the other.
How about the heaven/purgatory theory?
Nope. There’s no afterlife.
You'll find out one day, if your wrong or right
Mr "
So will you. |
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By *nitter OP Woman 25 weeks ago
the land of tall tales and yarn |
"I'll bring myself in a sexy little devil outfit, because I'm a demon in bed. Also, devilled eggs and angel food cake...
the outfit but you better have it off before the big fella gets back
How do you know it isn't soooo sexy that I'll have it off WITH the big fella?
He is bad news, don't say I didn't warn you
I went to Catholic school - I'm not scared
I'm not sure confession will help
You get me wrong - those Brothers were scarier than any devil "
Did it get dark in here |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 25 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"I'll bring myself in a sexy little devil outfit, because I'm a demon in bed. Also, devilled eggs and angel food cake...
the outfit but you better have it off before the big fella gets back
How do you know it isn't soooo sexy that I'll have it off WITH the big fella?
He is bad news, don't say I didn't warn you
I went to Catholic school - I'm not scared
I'm not sure confession will help
You get me wrong - those Brothers were scarier than any devil
Did it get dark in here"
Hehe noooo they were just strict really |
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"These cheese and pineapple hedgehogs are going to have singed pineapple and melted cheese - so I'm bringing the pizza bases for Hawaiin pizza. People seem to think they're made in hell, anyway. "
Im laughing aloud. |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 25 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
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Pitch fork and studded paddle
Mr
And cookies?
Marshmallows for smors, plenty of fire for them to be spit roasted
Mr
Mr
There’s a spit roast? In "
Yup - Beelzebub at one end, Lucifer at the other - you in the middle. |
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By *nitter OP Woman 25 weeks ago
the land of tall tales and yarn |
"I'll bring myself in a sexy little devil outfit, because I'm a demon in bed. Also, devilled eggs and angel food cake...
the outfit but you better have it off before the big fella gets back
How do you know it isn't soooo sexy that I'll have it off WITH the big fella?
He is bad news, don't say I didn't warn you
I went to Catholic school - I'm not scared
I'm not sure confession will help
You get me wrong - those Brothers were scarier than any devil
Did it get dark in here
Hehe noooo they were just strict really "
Phew |
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By *nitter OP Woman 25 weeks ago
the land of tall tales and yarn |
"(I wonder how big the big fella really is   )
I snuck a look once
Just a look?
That's what she SAYS...
Yeah this twirly glitter stuff is just a front! "
Now now ladies the glitter is all real |
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"My spikey gloves, for the teasing and creating the mood. As I guess sex/orgy is highly recommended in Hell?
Only in the back rooms and not in front of the demons"
Oh . I have always been wondering how much teasing can the demons take before giving in and joining the orgy? |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 25 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"[Removed by poster at 08/06/24 12:35:33]"
Hey! How did I do that?
My witty comment about how Knitter had to have done SOMETHING to get the run of Hell for a party, was too good to delete. Damn this bright sunshine on my screen (shakes claw at the Daystar).
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Pitch fork and studded paddle
Mr
And cookies?
Marshmallows for smors, plenty of fire for them to be spit roasted
Mr
Mr
And cookies right?"
Knitter, im sensing you may want cookies, how about edible glitter cookies....but not in front of the demons
Mr |
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By *nitter OP Woman 25 weeks ago
the land of tall tales and yarn |
"My spikey gloves, for the teasing and creating the mood. As I guess sex/orgy is highly recommended in Hell?
Only in the back rooms and not in front of the demons
Oh . I have always been wondering how much teasing can the demons take before giving in and joining the orgy?"
They'll eat you and not in a fun way |
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By *nitter OP Woman 25 weeks ago
the land of tall tales and yarn |
"[Removed by poster at 08/06/24 12:35:33]
Hey! How did I do that?
My witty comment about how Knitter had to have done SOMETHING to get the run of Hell for a party, was too good to delete. Damn this bright sunshine on my screen (shakes claw at the Daystar).
"
I offered to look after the place for thr day, even the big fella needs a day. He has taken himself off to the flicks |
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By *nitter OP Woman 25 weeks ago
the land of tall tales and yarn |
"
Pitch fork and studded paddle
Mr
And cookies?
Marshmallows for smors, plenty of fire for them to be spit roasted
Mr
Mr
And cookies right?
Knitter, im sensing you may want cookies, how about edible glitter cookies....but not in front of the demons
Mr "
**twirls and holds hands out for delicious glitter cookies** Do I have to share these? |
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Pitch fork and studded paddle
Mr
And cookies?
Marshmallows for smors, plenty of fire for them to be spit roasted
Mr
Mr
And cookies right?
Knitter, im sensing you may want cookies, how about edible glitter cookies....but not in front of the demons
Mr
**twirls and holds hands out for delicious glitter cookies** Do I have to share these?"
One proviser, only with me
Mr |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 25 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"[Removed by poster at 08/06/24 12:35:33]
Hey! How did I do that?
My witty comment about how Knitter had to have done SOMETHING to get the run of Hell for a party, was too good to delete. Damn this bright sunshine on my screen (shakes claw at the Daystar).
I offered to look after the place for thr day, even the big fella needs a day. He has taken himself off to the flicks"
I bet it's something like The Care Bear Movie. |
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By *nitter OP Woman 25 weeks ago
the land of tall tales and yarn |
"
Pitch fork and studded paddle
Mr
And cookies?
Marshmallows for smors, plenty of fire for them to be spit roasted
Mr
Mr
And cookies right?
Knitter, im sensing you may want cookies, how about edible glitter cookies....but not in front of the demons
Mr
**twirls and holds hands out for delicious glitter cookies** Do I have to share these?
One proviser, only with me
Mr "
**twirls and pops cookie in mouth** |
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By *nitter OP Woman 25 weeks ago
the land of tall tales and yarn |
"[Removed by poster at 08/06/24 12:35:33]
Hey! How did I do that?
My witty comment about how Knitter had to have done SOMETHING to get the run of Hell for a party, was too good to delete. Damn this bright sunshine on my screen (shakes claw at the Daystar).
I offered to look after the place for thr day, even the big fella needs a day. He has taken himself off to the flicks
I bet it's something like The Care Bear Movie."
Close The Garfield Movie |
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Pitch fork and studded paddle
Mr
And cookies?
Marshmallows for smors, plenty of fire for them to be spit roasted
Mr
Mr
And cookies right?
Knitter, im sensing you may want cookies, how about edible glitter cookies....but not in front of the demons
Mr
**twirls and holds hands out for delicious glitter cookies** Do I have to share these?
One proviser, only with me
Mr
**twirls and pops cookie in mouth**"
**twirls** and let's them demons out to play...
Mr |
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By *nnCeeWoman 25 weeks ago
East of Eden, West of Hell |
Phew!! Bit warm in here!!
I brought chocolate and graham crackers for the smores. Not sure how long the chocolate will stay in a bar though... might be a bit melty by the time anyone gets to it
I brought bacon and some rolls, too |
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By *nitter OP Woman 25 weeks ago
the land of tall tales and yarn |
"
Pitch fork and studded paddle
Mr
And cookies?
Marshmallows for smors, plenty of fire for them to be spit roasted
Mr
Mr
And cookies right?
Knitter, im sensing you may want cookies, how about edible glitter cookies....but not in front of the demons
Mr
**twirls and holds hands out for delicious glitter cookies** Do I have to share these?
One proviser, only with me
Mr
**twirls and pops cookie in mouth**
**twirls** and let's them demons out to play...
Mr "
Dang it you distracted me with the cookies. Do you know how long it's going to take me to get them all back?  |
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By *nitter OP Woman 25 weeks ago
the land of tall tales and yarn |
"Phew!! Bit warm in here!!
I brought chocolate and graham crackers for the smores. Not sure how long the chocolate will stay in a bar though... might be a bit melty by the time anyone gets to it
I brought bacon and some rolls, too"
Yeahhhhhhh your here at last, I've been waiting fir you for ages. Could you help with the Demons please, they got out |
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Pitch fork and studded paddle
Mr
And cookies?
Marshmallows for smors, plenty of fire for them to be spit roasted
Mr
Mr
And cookies right?
Knitter, im sensing you may want cookies, how about edible glitter cookies....but not in front of the demons
Mr
**twirls and holds hands out for delicious glitter cookies** Do I have to share these?
One proviser, only with me
Mr
**twirls and pops cookie in mouth**
**twirls** and let's them demons out to play...
Mr
Dang it you distracted me with the cookies. Do you know how long it's going to take me to get them all back? "
Round them up cow girl
Mr |
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By (user no longer on site) 25 weeks ago
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"Would it be rude to light ones cigar off the damned souls of the heretical?
Yes that's rude. **hands over lighter** you can keep that one."
**Hands it back, proceeds to slowly get one going off a Morrissey fan** |
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By *nitter OP Woman 25 weeks ago
the land of tall tales and yarn |
"
Pitch fork and studded paddle
Mr
And cookies?
Marshmallows for smors, plenty of fire for them to be spit roasted
Mr
Mr
And cookies right?
Knitter, im sensing you may want cookies, how about edible glitter cookies....but not in front of the demons
Mr
**twirls and holds hands out for delicious glitter cookies** Do I have to share these?
One proviser, only with me
Mr
**twirls and pops cookie in mouth**
**twirls** and let's them demons out to play...
Mr
Dang it you distracted me with the cookies. Do you know how long it's going to take me to get them all back?
Round them up cow girl
Mr "
**pops on boots and grabs lasso rope** |
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By *nitter OP Woman 25 weeks ago
the land of tall tales and yarn |
"Would it be rude to light ones cigar off the damned souls of the heretical?
Yes that's rude. **hands over lighter** you can keep that one.
**Hands it back, proceeds to slowly get one going off a Morrissey fan**"
**slaps hands back** stop it |
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Pitch fork and studded paddle
Mr
And cookies?
Marshmallows for smors, plenty of fire for them to be spit roasted
Mr
Mr
And cookies right?
Knitter, im sensing you may want cookies, how about edible glitter cookies....but not in front of the demons
Mr
**twirls and holds hands out for delicious glitter cookies** Do I have to share these?
One proviser, only with me
Mr
**twirls and pops cookie in mouth**
**twirls** and let's them demons out to play...
Mr
Dang it you distracted me with the cookies. Do you know how long it's going to take me to get them all back?
Round them up cow girl
Mr
**pops on boots and grabs lasso rope** "
Not sure if rope will cut it, maybe metal collar and chain at the least
Mr |
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"Would it be rude to light ones cigar off the damned souls of the heretical?
Yes that's rude. **hands over lighter** you can keep that one.
**Hands it back, proceeds to slowly get one going off a Morrissey fan**
**slaps hands back** stop it"
At least we all agree where Morrissey fans belong
**Blows smoke in face off eternally damned whiner fan** |
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By *nnCeeWoman 25 weeks ago
East of Eden, West of Hell |
"Phew!! Bit warm in here!!
I brought chocolate and graham crackers for the smores. Not sure how long the chocolate will stay in a bar though... might be a bit melty by the time anyone gets to it
I brought bacon and some rolls, too
Yeahhhhhhh your here at last, I've been waiting fir you for ages. Could you help with the Demons please, they got out "
You betcha!! Lucky I brought this...
**scrabbles about in bag for something**
**begins to woo Demons with offers to be possessed, then zaps them with the Demonizer4000 and pokes them back in their lairs** |
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By *nitter OP Woman 25 weeks ago
the land of tall tales and yarn |
"
Pitch fork and studded paddle
Mr
And cookies?
Marshmallows for smors, plenty of fire for them to be spit roasted
Mr
Mr
And cookies right?
Knitter, im sensing you may want cookies, how about edible glitter cookies....but not in front of the demons
Mr
**twirls and holds hands out for delicious glitter cookies** Do I have to share these?
One proviser, only with me
Mr
**twirls and pops cookie in mouth**
**twirls** and let's them demons out to play...
Mr
Dang it you distracted me with the cookies. Do you know how long it's going to take me to get them all back?
Round them up cow girl
Mr
**pops on boots and grabs lasso rope**
Not sure if rope will cut it, maybe metal collar and chain at the least
Mr "
The rope is fine, it has glitter on it |
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By *nitter OP Woman 25 weeks ago
the land of tall tales and yarn |
"Would it be rude to light ones cigar off the damned souls of the heretical?
Yes that's rude. **hands over lighter** you can keep that one.
**Hands it back, proceeds to slowly get one going off a Morrissey fan**
**slaps hands back** stop it
At least we all agree where Morrissey fans belong
**Blows smoke in face off eternally damned whiner fan**"
What's a Whiner? |
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By *nitter OP Woman 25 weeks ago
the land of tall tales and yarn |
"Can I build a fire, I feel like hell should have a fire.
I'm craving meat too, maybe a hog-roast and some apple sauce.
And some scrumpy cider."
You sure can handsome, Seraphina can help you get it started if you'd like? |
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By *nitter OP Woman 25 weeks ago
the land of tall tales and yarn |
"Phew!! Bit warm in here!!
I brought chocolate and graham crackers for the smores. Not sure how long the chocolate will stay in a bar though... might be a bit melty by the time anyone gets to it
I brought bacon and some rolls, too
Yeahhhhhhh your here at last, I've been waiting fir you for ages. Could you help with the Demons please, they got out
You betcha!! Lucky I brought this...
**scrabbles about in bag for something**
**begins to woo Demons with offers to be possessed, then zaps them with the Demonizer4000 and pokes them back in their lairs**"
Man you are a handy dandy person to have around |
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"Can I build a fire, I feel like hell should have a fire.
I'm craving meat too, maybe a hog-roast and some apple sauce.
And some scrumpy cider.
You sure can handsome, Seraphina can help you get it started if you'd like?"
Sounds divine, shall we take a spin around the flames? I wish to be engulfed in your charm. |
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By *nitter OP Woman 25 weeks ago
the land of tall tales and yarn |
"Can I build a fire, I feel like hell should have a fire.
I'm craving meat too, maybe a hog-roast and some apple sauce.
And some scrumpy cider.
You sure can handsome, Seraphina can help you get it started if you'd like?
Sounds divine, shall we take a spin around the flames? I wish to be engulfed in your charm."
**pops on dancing shoes** let's do this handsome |
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By *nitter OP Woman 25 weeks ago
the land of tall tales and yarn |
"Limes, sugar and Cachaca
Is that rum?
Yeah it's a white sugar cane rum used in caipirinha's
That sounds delicious may I have one please
They are too delicious for just one"
Line those bad boys up my friend |
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By *aizyWoman 25 weeks ago
west midlands |
"Some marshmallows for toasting on the fires of eternally damned souls
Ummm they don't like that
I'd throw a couple in for good measure "
Oh, dark, I like it Joe!
I'll bring crumpets and a toasting fork. |
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By *nitter OP Woman 25 weeks ago
the land of tall tales and yarn |
"Some marshmallows for toasting on the fires of eternally damned souls
Ummm they don't like that
I'd throw a couple in for good measure "
Hey hey the demons have feeling too |
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By *nitter OP Woman 25 weeks ago
the land of tall tales and yarn |
"Some marshmallows for toasting on the fires of eternally damned souls
Ummm they don't like that
I'd throw a couple in for good measure
Oh, dark, I like it Joe!
I'll bring crumpets and a toasting fork."
Ah come on daisy |
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By *aizyWoman 25 weeks ago
west midlands |
"Some marshmallows for toasting on the fires of eternally damned souls
Ummm they don't like that
I'd throw a couple in for good measure
Oh, dark, I like it Joe!
I'll bring crumpets and a toasting fork.
Ah come on daisy "
Toasting forks look like cute little pitchforks tho, I'll fit right in! |
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By *agatoXXXMan 24 weeks ago
Gone and completely forgotten. |
"(I wonder how big the big fella really is )
I snuck a look once
Just a look?
That's what she SAYS...
Yeah this twirly glitter stuff is just a front!
Now now ladies the glitter is all real "
Ladies? I still had a winky when I last went to the toilet. |
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"We're all going to Hell, Heaven cannot exist.
You can't have one without the other"
All religions say if you believe, you go to heaven.
As people generally only believe in one religion, we must all be going to Hell.
Heaven could exist, but it would be empty. |
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