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Chat up lines that wouldn't work?

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By *ecretDaddy1 OP Man 25 weeks ago

Leeds

Lets see what you all can come up with

Funnier the better!

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By *lack beauty 35Woman 25 weeks ago

South west

If I was the alphabet u and I would look good together

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman 25 weeks ago

Hereabouts

If you were a flower, you'd be a DAMNdelion

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By *allandathleticMan 25 weeks ago

Asgard

Hey, I'm a plasterer, I hear you have a crack that needs filling and a damp patch attending too?

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By *nnCeeWoman 25 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

I've lost all hope, spread your legs, let me look for it there

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman 25 weeks ago

Hereabouts

You like to draw? I put the D in raw.

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By *artfordBlokeMan 25 weeks ago

Dartford

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman 25 weeks ago

Hereabouts

My dick just died, can I bury it in your arse?

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By *lexm87Man 25 weeks ago

Various

Hi, can we have mediocre sex whilst I fantasise about your mother?

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By *imply DeeWoman 25 weeks ago

Wherever

If things go well between us would you consider moving in with me?

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By *tephTV67TV/TS 25 weeks ago

Cheshire

You remind me of my little toe, I’ll probably bang you on the coffee table later when I’m pissed.

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By *enk15Man 25 weeks ago

Evesham

Your self-esteem looks low, fancy a shag?

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan 25 weeks ago

St Leonards

No no your bum really doesn't look big.

The way your tits hang around your waist just confused me for a second.

You take sugar?

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman 25 weeks ago

Hereabouts

"No no your bum really doesn't look big.

The way your tits hang around your waist just confused me for a second.

You take sugar?

How are you spying on me?

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By *illy IdolMan 25 weeks ago

Midlands

Excuse me, can I have a picture with you?

I want to show santa what I'd like for Christmas

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By *ouple2playCouple 25 weeks ago

Solihull

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven or did your fat arse save you…

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan 25 weeks ago

St Leonards

"No no your bum really doesn't look big.

The way your tits hang around your waist just confused me for a second.

You take sugar?

How are you spying on me?"

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By *weet and SpiceCouple 25 weeks ago

Around the Midlands

Are you an antique collector? Because I have some junk that hasn’t been touched in years.

If I make a spice joke will you let me cumin you?

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By *ecretDaddy1 OP Man 25 weeks ago

Leeds

These are brilliant guys, keep it going

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By *artfordBlokeMan 25 weeks ago

Dartford

"You remind me of my nan"

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple 25 weeks ago

Leeds

( whistles from across the street )

Oi ya little slag, gis your number.

The mr

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By *r John WickMan 25 weeks ago

The Continental

Fancy a fuck?

I’ve never seen that work.

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By *nnCeeWoman 25 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

"Excuse me, can I have a picture with you?

I want to show santa what I'd like for Christmas

Well you made me giggle/snort out loud at my desk...

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