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"The loaf that gave us the slices.
The machine that enabled slicing to happen?
The person that decided sliced bread would be amazing, and thus invented the slicing machine…..  "
Why stop there? Perhaps the parents who decided to have a baby who would later make this discovery 
I've since found out the toaster was invented before sliced bread. That's foresight! |
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"What WAS the best thing before sliced bread? 
Bread ?
Maybe. I don't like unsliced bread. The uneveness is bothersome.
So I'm not sure I would say bread after all. "
Ah but if you never had bread you couldn't have sliced bread lol |
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"What WAS the best thing before sliced bread?
Bread ?
Maybe. I don't like unsliced bread. The uneveness is bothersome.
So I'm not sure I would say bread after all.
Ah but if you never had bread you couldn't have sliced bread lol"
True, plus it's been around for 10,000 years or so. I guess they're wasn't much competition in terms of "best before" (the invention of bread).
Maybe sex. That was a thing |
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"The loaf that gave us the slices.
The machine that enabled slicing to happen?
The baker who made the loaf
The windmill that milled the flour 
The big bang.
Here endeth the debate "
Was that when the flour dust caused a fire in't mill?  |
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"The loaf that gave us the slices.
The machine that enabled slicing to happen?
The baker who made the loaf
The windmill that milled the flour
The big bang.
Here endeth the debate
Was that when the flour dust caused a fire in't mill? "
They used to smell the grindstone to make sure it didn’t smell like it was burning. That’s where the saying keeping your nose to the grindstone comes from.
Boring fact for everyone. |
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By *nnCeeWoman 25 weeks ago
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"They used to smell the grindstone to make sure it didn’t smell like it was burning. That’s where the saying keeping your nose to the grindstone comes from.
Boring fact for everyone. "
Ooohhh, I didn't know that one! Yay! |
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"The loaf that gave us the slices.
The machine that enabled slicing to happen?
The baker who made the loaf
The windmill that milled the flour
The big bang.
Here endeth the debate
Was that when the flour dust caused a fire in't mill?
They used to smell the grindstone to make sure it didn’t smell like it was burning. That’s where the saying keeping your nose to the grindstone comes from.
Boring fact for everyone. "
I didn't know that. I love a boring fact |
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"The loaf that gave us the slices.
The machine that enabled slicing to happen?
The person that decided sliced bread would be amazing, and thus invented the slicing machine…..
Why stop there? Perhaps the parents who decided to have a baby who would later make this discovery
I've since found out the toaster was invented before sliced bread. That's foresight!"
No way! The toaster as in, the classic click the lever and wait for it to spring up?
What would it have toasted?? |
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"The loaf that gave us the slices.
The machine that enabled slicing to happen?
The person that decided sliced bread would be amazing, and thus invented the slicing machine…..
Why stop there? Perhaps the parents who decided to have a baby who would later make this discovery
I've since found out the toaster was invented before sliced bread. That's foresight!
No way! The toaster as in, the classic click the lever and wait for it to spring up?
What would it have toasted??"
Ok... You're not wrong! https://www.goldmedalbakery.com/blog/when-was-sliced-bread-invented/#:~:text=In%201919%2C%20Charles%20Strife%20debuted,%E2%80%9CToastmaster%E2%80%9D%20sales%20shot%20up.
Colour me genuinely surprised, wtf lol
I wonder what it was originally designed to toast! |
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"The loaf that gave us the slices.
The machine that enabled slicing to happen?
The person that decided sliced bread would be amazing, and thus invented the slicing machine…..
Why stop there? Perhaps the parents who decided to have a baby who would later make this discovery
I've since found out the toaster was invented before sliced bread. That's foresight!
No way! The toaster as in, the classic click the lever and wait for it to spring up?
What would it have toasted??
Ok... You're not wrong! https://www.goldmedalbakery.com/blog/when-was-sliced-bread-invented/#:~:text=In%201919%2C%20Charles%20Strife%20debuted,%E2%80%9CToastmaster%E2%80%9D%20sales%20shot%20up.
Colour me genuinely surprised, wtf lol
I wonder what it was originally designed to toast!"
Crumpets? They've been around for a few centuries. Worth inventing a toaster for! |
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Great Granny Zuri00620...ahhh those nights under the Pont Neuf, fingerblasting great granny with Picasso and Dalí getting their todgers ready for their turn.
Moonlight, unsliced baguettes...and Great Granny Zuri00620...those were the days  |
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"Great Granny Zuri00620...ahhh those nights under the Pont Neuf, fingerblasting great granny with Picasso and Dalí getting their todgers ready for their turn.
Moonlight, unsliced baguettes...and Great Granny Zuri00620...those were the days "
Alas, I have never been to Paris... |
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"Great Granny Zuri00620...ahhh those nights under the Pont Neuf, fingerblasting great granny with Picasso and Dalí getting their todgers ready for their turn.
Moonlight, unsliced baguettes...and Great Granny Zuri00620...those were the days
Alas, I have never been to Paris..."
Shame - your great granny had the time of her life there...100 years ago...with me and the art boys  . |
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"Great Granny Zuri00620...ahhh those nights under the Pont Neuf, fingerblasting great granny with Picasso and Dalí getting their todgers ready for their turn.
Moonlight, unsliced baguettes...and Great Granny Zuri00620...those were the days
Alas, I have never been to Paris...
Shame - your great granny had the time of her life there...100 years ago...with me and the art boys ."
She popped out 11 children. I daresay you are right! |
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"Great Granny Zuri00620...ahhh those nights under the Pont Neuf, fingerblasting great granny with Picasso and Dalí getting their todgers ready for their turn.
Moonlight, unsliced baguettes...and Great Granny Zuri00620...those were the days
Alas, I have never been to Paris...
Shame - your great granny had the time of her life there...100 years ago...with me and the art boys .
She popped out 11 children. I daresay you are right!"
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