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Oh, goodness me. Well, I suppose... gosh. Do you know, I'm not quite sure. Nobody is ever perfectly behaved, are they? I mean, you know, I have to confess, when me and my friend, sort of, used to run through the fields of wheat, the farmers weren't too pleased about that. |
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By (user no longer on site) 25 weeks ago
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"Oh, goodness me. Well, I suppose... gosh. Do you know, I'm not quite sure. Nobody is ever perfectly behaved, are they? I mean, you know, I have to confess, when me and my friend, sort of, used to run through the fields of wheat, the farmers weren't too pleased about that."
Beat you!  |
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By (user no longer on site) 25 weeks ago
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"Running through fields of wheat
Not sure the farmer would be happy about that"
He was quite obscene to me, calling me a little pervert. But you should have seen the girl behind me, she really got in trouble (she was a ditherer) |
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"Oh, goodness me. Well, I suppose... gosh. Do you know, I'm not quite sure. Nobody is ever perfectly behaved, are they? I mean, you know, I have to confess, when me and my friend, sort of, used to run through the fields of wheat, the farmers weren't too pleased about that.
Beat you! "
Accuracy over speed for me  |
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By (user no longer on site) 25 weeks ago
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"Oh, goodness me. Well, I suppose... gosh. Do you know, I'm not quite sure. Nobody is ever perfectly behaved, are they? I mean, you know, I have to confess, when me and my friend, sort of, used to run through the fields of wheat, the farmers weren't too pleased about that.
Beat you!
Accuracy over speed for me "
I always take too long to type the damn thing, in which time someone else has nicked my thought - so I just went for it this time. |
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By (user no longer on site) 25 weeks ago
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Stuck a finger up my nose digging for gold whilst sat at a red light. The most perverted bit though was looking over and seeing the face a hot guy m the car next to me pulled watching me digging for the gold.
Gold was not secured that day. Filth awaits in my future.  |
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By (user no longer on site) 25 weeks ago
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"Eaten a whole box of Cadbury Fingers super sneakily so I didn't have to share them. 
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Family Pack. 
how many fingers is that 
still not enough  "
it didn’t fill you up? Blood of Jesus  |
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By (user no longer on site) 25 weeks ago
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"It depends on your way of thinking.
Some would say that me going to a man’s house and putting my dick in his bum, or his dick up my bum, is perverted and filthy. "
I would not say that  |
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By (user no longer on site) 25 weeks ago
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"It depends on your way of thinking.
Some would say that me going to a man’s house and putting my dick in his bum, or his dick up my bum, is perverted and filthy. I would not say that "
It depends if he has washed his bum (or had colonic irrigation) first  |
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By (user no longer on site) 25 weeks ago
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"It depends on your way of thinking.
Some would say that me going to a man’s house and putting my dick in his bum, or his dick up my bum, is perverted and filthy. I would not say that
It depends if he has washed his bum (or had colonic irrigation) first "
JW definitely douches. Have some respect! |
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"It depends on your way of thinking.
Some would say that me going to a man’s house and putting my dick in his bum, or his dick up my bum, is perverted and filthy. I would not say that
It depends if he has washed his bum (or had colonic irrigation) first JW definitely douches. Have some respect!"
I’ve been called a douchbag, so your probably right   |
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By (user no longer on site) 25 weeks ago
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"It depends on your way of thinking.
Some would say that me going to a man’s house and putting my dick in his bum, or his dick up my bum, is perverted and filthy. I would not say that
It depends if he has washed his bum (or had colonic irrigation) first JW definitely douches. Have some respect!"
I'm worried about his profile pic, I think someone may have given him an infection  |
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"It depends on your way of thinking.
Some would say that me going to a man’s house and putting my dick in his bum, or his dick up my bum, is perverted and filthy. "
If you get down to red or orange you're definitely a pervert |
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By (user no longer on site) 25 weeks ago
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"It depends on your way of thinking.
Some would say that me going to a man’s house and putting my dick in his bum, or his dick up my bum, is perverted and filthy.
If you get down to red or orange you're definitely a pervert "
If its only the purple, than you are probably an unmarried Mormon! |
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"Stuck a finger up my nose digging for gold whilst sat at a red light. The most perverted bit though was looking over and seeing the face a hot guy m the car next to me pulled watching me digging for the gold.
Gold was not secured that day. Filth awaits in my future. "
Gold boggies wow impressive is the the human equivalent of the hen that lays golden eggs ??? |
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By *unchalMan 25 weeks ago
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"Instructed someone to remove their underwear at a group social once and put them into my pocket. It was only a bit of fun but seems it offended a few people"
Sounds like fun. Why were they offended? (and who gives a fuck? Between you and them.) |
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By (user no longer on site) 25 weeks ago
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"I didn't wash my rice before I cooked it.
Are you supposed to?
Yes… People of fab please wash your rice before you cook it. "
What happens if the people of Fab do not wash their rice before cooking it? Is it just utter filth? |
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"I didn't wash my rice before I cooked it.
Are you supposed to?
Yes… People of fab please wash your rice before you cook it.
What happens if the people of Fab do not wash their rice before cooking it? Is it just utter filth?"
No, it means you're eating the crap waste that's all over the rice, you should wash it at least 3 times.
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By (user no longer on site) 25 weeks ago
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"I once wanked a guy by the side of the dance floor in a Club.
Although if I was a real dirty bitch I would have made him cum. Somebody else needed smooching so off I went "
Done that too haha
Had sex on a bed whilst a relation was in a d*unken stupor lying next to us lmao she woke up whilst we were fucking. Naughty I know but it was secretly thrilling |
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The things I did when I used to drink make me shudder to this day
Some were essentially on the comedic / cringe scale (trying to engage an elderly muslim taxi driver into an all bloke foursome being one)
Others could have seen me in trouble for public indecency charges more than once
Friends often ask why I don't drink "did you used to have a drink problem?"
No, I didn't, but lets just say that me, alcohol and having any barriers AT ALL are not natural bed fellows
Me not drinking is purely self imposed restraint  |
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"I didn't wash my rice before I cooked it.
Are you supposed to?
Yes… People of fab please wash your rice before you cook it.
What happens if the people of Fab do not wash their rice before cooking it? Is it just utter filth?"
It makes a right mess of your pan and tastes nasty. |
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