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Signs you are terrible in bed?
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I am obviously terrible because she usually cums really quickly. I know she is just trying to help me improve when she wants to go again almost immediately but then she cums again and again and again. How is a chap to improve if all she does is orgasm? |
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By (user no longer on site) 25 weeks ago
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" Signs you are terrible in bed?"
Your mum still comes round to change the sheets on your Mack + Milo Rhawnhurst Car Bed that you've slept in since you were nine  |
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By (user no longer on site) 25 weeks ago
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I actually did this once. Not with someone I met here.
They fall asleep mid sex.
I was in my 20s, went on a third or fourth date with a French man. Ended up back at his after some event he took me to. Watched a film and had sex. I fell asleep mid sex. It was our first time having sex. To my defence, I had just returned from a 16 hour flight and was severely jet lagged.
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By (user no longer on site) 25 weeks ago
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"I actually did this once. Not with someone I met here.
They fall asleep mid sex.
I was in my 20s, went on a third or fourth date with a French man. Ended up back at his after some event he took me to. Watched a film and had sex. I fell asleep mid sex. It was our first time having sex. To my defence, I had just returned from a 16 hour flight and was severely jet lagged.
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I did not quite have the same, she said at the outset one time that she wanted to come, but after that she was going to fall asleep and I could finish off if I wanted to. I took her up on the first bit, but then spooned her as she fell asleep. |
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By (user no longer on site) 25 weeks ago
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"I've got a huge neon sign above my bed that says "terrible in bed"
It's very Instagrammable.
Is it next to the live laugh love one? "
That's in the kitchen. |
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By (user no longer on site) 25 weeks ago
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"I've got a huge neon sign above my bed that says "terrible in bed"
It's very Instagrammable.
Is that why you fancy outdoor sex?  "
I make sure I carve it into a tree. |
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"I've got a huge neon sign above my bed that says "terrible in bed"
It's very Instagrammable.
Is it next to the live laugh love one?
That's in the kitchen."
I thought you would the “this is our house rules” sign in the kitchen |
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By (user no longer on site) 25 weeks ago
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"I've got a huge neon sign above my bed that says "terrible in bed"
It's very Instagrammable.
Is it next to the live laugh love one?
That's in the kitchen.
I thought you would the “this is our house rules” sign in the kitchen "
That's in the hallway. |
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Up until recently I thought I was a pretty good lover. Turns out my playmate had asthma.
We went shopping a while back, I got her a new pair of Manolos for her birthday, we get home, she's so aroused I get dragged into bed. Halfway through I feel her struggling to get her legs wrapped round me.
I thought we were have great sex and she wanted a bit more of me inside her.
Turns out she was just trying the shoes on...... |
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"I've got a huge neon sign above my bed that says "terrible in bed"
It's very Instagrammable.
Is it next to the live laugh love one?
That's in the kitchen.
I thought you would the “this is our house rules” sign in the kitchen
That's in the hallway."
Next to the hang in there cat picture.
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By (user no longer on site) 25 weeks ago
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"They say "Nell, you are truly terrible in bed", then make me leave. I've come to expect it now.
Im sure youre not terrible in bed x
I'm joking! I'm actually abysmal. "
This, I refuse to believe |
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"They say "Nell, you are truly terrible in bed", then make me leave. I've come to expect it now.
Im sure youre not terrible in bed x
I'm joking! I'm actually abysmal.
This, I refuse to believe "
Still joking |
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"They say "Nell, you are truly terrible in bed", then make me leave. I've come to expect it now.
Im sure youre not terrible in bed x
I'm joking! I'm actually abysmal. "
I think you deserve a second, independent opinion. Drop me a line.
Sorry, I know that was obvious but I couldn't resist.
However, please do drop me a line |
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"When you read all about it on toilet walls!!
Ooooh you've given your age away there... 
What's my age again?
Are we turning this into a guessing game?
I like games "
Feel free to guess 
I also read stuff on toilet walls in bars/pubs  |
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"When you read all about it on toilet walls!!
Ooooh you've given your age away there...
What's my age again?
Are we turning this into a guessing game?
I like games
Feel free to guess
I also read stuff on toilet walls in bars/pubs "
I will guess kindly then, I wouldn’t want my toilet wall secrets spilled onto the forum!!
Are you 37 or 38? |
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"When you read all about it on toilet walls!!
Ooooh you've given your age away there...
What's my age again?
Are we turning this into a guessing game?
I like games
Feel free to guess
I also read stuff on toilet walls in bars/pubs
I will guess kindly then, I wouldn’t want my toilet wall secrets spilled onto the forum!!
Are you 37 or 38? "
The second one  |
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"When you read all about it on toilet walls!!
Ooooh you've given your age away there...
What's my age again?
Are we turning this into a guessing game?
I like games
Feel free to guess
I also read stuff on toilet walls in bars/pubs
I will guess kindly then, I wouldn’t want my toilet wall secrets spilled onto the forum!!
Are you 37 or 38?
The second one "
Oooo I got it right, aren’t I a clever boy |
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By *essTTWoman 25 weeks ago
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I stopped going on top cause I'm bad at it.
Once I was with someone who told me to go on top, which I did and a few minutes later he said "never mind" and put me on my back haha
Haven't done it since |
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"Mine was she ran off with our fwb ( justice was done last year he fxxked off with a younger model I laughed my head off when she came asking for forgiveness  "
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"When you read all about it on toilet walls!!
Ooooh you've given your age away there...
What's my age again?
Are we turning this into a guessing game?
I like games
Feel free to guess
I also read stuff on toilet walls in bars/pubs
I will guess kindly then, I wouldn’t want my toilet wall secrets spilled onto the forum!!
Are you 37 or 38?
The second one
Oooo I got it right, aren’t I a clever boy "
It's not like it's on the profile or anything |
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I also read stuff on toilet walls in bars/pubs
I will guess kindly then, I wouldn’t want my toilet wall secrets spilled onto the forum!!
Are you 37 or 38?
The second one
Oooo I got it right, aren’t I a clever boy
It's not like it's on the profile or anything "
I never read profiles |
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"I stopped going on top cause I'm bad at it.
Once I was with someone who told me to go on top, which I did and a few minutes later he said "never mind" and put me on my back haha
Haven't done it since
Nah. This is unbelievable
I wanted to cry, like I knew I was bad but not that bad lmao "
Wow thats brutal, onky way to get better is by practicing i guess |
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