The last time I posted about this, we hit the maximum comments in about 6 hours...
So let's have a laugh at our own expense... I'll start.
Split my banjo having rough doggy in a student house when I was dating a 1st year (I was 3rd) her room was ground floor and the bathroom was through the living room, kitchen and out the back... I ran, naked, pissing blood through my knob, in the middle of a house party!
Thank God this was before camera phones.
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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Well quite cringe but one time I was playing with a guys cock I said to him…
“You’re like Robbie’s dog in eastenders…. Wellard”
He looked at me like  and said “yeah well it won’t be now cos all I can think of now is a great big beasting hound”
True moment killer !!!!!!
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"Well quite cringe but one time I was playing with a guys cock I said to him…
“You’re like Robbie’s dog in eastenders…. Wellard”
He looked at me like and said “yeah well it won’t be now cos all I can think of now is a great big beasting hound”
True moment killer !!!!!!
Mrs x "
Wow... I mean, you didn't need to try to impress him, he was already there... ouch lol |
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"Well quite cringe but one time I was playing with a guys cock I said to him…
“You’re like Robbie’s dog in eastenders…. Wellard”
He looked at me like and said “yeah well it won’t be now cos all I can think of now is a great big beasting hound”
True moment killer !!!!!!
Mrs x "
The only time on the meet you wished you kept your mouth closed?  |
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"Well quite cringe but one time I was playing with a guys cock I said to him…
“You’re like Robbie’s dog in eastenders…. Wellard”
He looked at me like and said “yeah well it won’t be now cos all I can think of now is a great big beasting hound”
True moment killer !!!!!!
Mrs x
The only time on the meet you wished you kept your mouth closed? "
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