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By (user no longer on site) OP 25 weeks ago
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"Wallabies ate from my hand! And I saw a polar bear playing with a football. And penguins swimming - the water wasn't shallow 
J"
What’s a polar bear doing in Arlington, Texas? |
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I've had a weirdly productive day. I usually have Tuesdays down as a write off. But today I finished worn and did some washing and the dishes, bleached my roots, baked caramel shortbread and generally managed better than the usual rage nap and disassociation I usually do on Tuesday. So that was nice. If odd  |
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"I've had a weirdly productive day. I usually have Tuesdays down as a write off. But today I finished worn and did some washing and the dishes, bleached my roots, baked caramel shortbread and generally managed better than the usual rage nap and disassociation I usually do on Tuesday. So that was nice. If odd "
Sounds like a good day, do you have any of that shortbread left? |
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"I've had a weirdly productive day. I usually have Tuesdays down as a write off. But today I finished worn and did some washing and the dishes, bleached my roots, baked caramel shortbread and generally managed better than the usual rage nap and disassociation I usually do on Tuesday. So that was nice. If odd "
Any of that caramel shortbread going spare please lol |
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"I've had a weirdly productive day. I usually have Tuesdays down as a write off. But today I finished worn and did some washing and the dishes, bleached my roots, baked caramel shortbread and generally managed better than the usual rage nap and disassociation I usually do on Tuesday. So that was nice. If odd
Any of that caramel shortbread going spare please lol"
Hey, I asked first!! |
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By *929Man 25 weeks ago
newcastle |
Nothing nice happened today
Rained off work at dinner time
Had to send back a Hilti drill I bought second hand as didn’t work, only bought second hand to minimise cost of replacing the tools nicked out my van last month
Got to till with all my shopping and realised card was in house
On way home carton of eggs fell out carrier bag going round a corner and opened and all 15 rolled into van step and every one cracked or broke
Fuck this day haha |
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My dad ( who is like a thousand years old) asked me to buy, on his behalf, a birthday present for my sister. He said just get the best perfume that is available ! He meant most expensive!
Obviously not good!
A bit research and I discovered she likes Armani Diamonds ! So in the shop, tagged at £62 … I thought “holy shit! That is expensive “
Got to the till and only paid £40 cause it was on an offer!
Great news story  |
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I thought this was about one of my favourite songs, "Shallow", Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper...
I got a new job! Yay! In same company but different department. So a normal working day but feeling lucky life is good. |
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By (user no longer on site) 25 weeks ago
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"It will be filled with puppies and love
… hopefully
Bert and Ernie?
Other puppies are available "
I saw a really cute EBT yesterday - honestly, one is enough, but sometimes you think just maybe we need another... |
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I just had a huge shit. I mean it was killing me all the way home.
It was that big if you put a sail on it, I reckon it would make it across the Atlantic.
I feel so relieved now, a bit sore but it was so worth it. |
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"I just had a huge shit. I mean it was killing me all the way home.
It was that big if you put a sail on it, I reckon it would make it across the Atlantic.
I feel so relieved now, a bit sore but it was so worth it."
Well if you leave it for a whole week, it'll make your hole weak...  |
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"I just had a huge shit. I mean it was killing me all the way home.
It was that big if you put a sail on it, I reckon it would make it across the Atlantic.
I feel so relieved now, a bit sore but it was so worth it.
Well if you leave it for a whole week, it'll make your hole weak... "
Thanks for the tip |
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By *ascaIMan 25 weeks ago
Cheshire Liverpool Manchester |
"I thought this was about one of my favourite songs, "Shallow", Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper...
I got a new job! Yay! In same company but different department. So a normal working day but feeling lucky life is good."
So did I
And big well done on the job  |
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"I thought this was about one of my favourite songs, "Shallow", Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper...
I got a new job! Yay! In same company but different department. So a normal working day but feeling lucky life is good.
So did I
And big well done on the job "
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"A pretty big bumblebee landed on my cheese sammich at lunchtime.
It’s ok though, bees don’t eat cheese and it didn’t sting me either.
I bet you screamed and flapped your hands around."
How did you know!
Is that how you eat cheese sammiches too nana? |
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By *aizyWoman 25 weeks ago
west midlands |
"A pretty big bumblebee landed on my cheese sammich at lunchtime.
It’s ok though, bees don’t eat cheese and it didn’t sting me either.
I bet you screamed and flapped your hands around.
How did you know!
Is that how you eat cheese sammiches too nana?"
You might want to lay of the cheese if its making you scream, that can't be good! |
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"A pretty big bumblebee landed on my cheese sammich at lunchtime.
It’s ok though, bees don’t eat cheese and it didn’t sting me either.
I bet you screamed and flapped your hands around.
How did you know!
Is that how you eat cheese sammiches too nana?
You might want to lay of the cheese if its making you scream, that can't be good!"
NEVER. |
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"A pretty big bumblebee landed on my cheese sammich at lunchtime.
It’s ok though, bees don’t eat cheese and it didn’t sting me either.
I bet you screamed and flapped your hands around.
How did you know!
Is that how you eat cheese sammiches too nana?"
Doesn't everyone? |
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