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"My friend told me that he managed to fire a dildo out at the point of no return. 
Ah these friends, what are they like!
We’ve all got some outrageously horny friends. "
Ridiculously horny. One of mine in particular is an absolute liability. |
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"…orgasmed so hard that your butt plug was pushed out? 
Asking for a friend, obviously.
Please add your own "have you ever" questions!
Mrs TMN x"
That sounds really good.
As long as ‘butt plug’ isn’t code for a turd  |
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"…orgasmed so hard that your butt plug was pushed out?
Asking for a friend, obviously.
Please add your own "have you ever" questions!
Mrs TMN x
That sounds really good.
As long as ‘butt plug’ isn’t code for a turd "
Bet there’s a market for butt plugs that look like turds. Never thought about it until now! |
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"…orgasmed so hard that your butt plug was pushed out?
Asking for a friend, obviously.
Please add your own "have you ever" questions!
Mrs TMN x"
Did you time it right for something, or someone, else to be slid in? |
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"…orgasmed so hard that your butt plug was pushed out?
Asking for a friend, obviously.
Please add your own "have you ever" questions!
Mrs TMN x
Did you time it right for something, or someone, else to be slid in? "
Jesus, alex, I don’t think my friend’s wank was that well choreographed! |
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"…orgasmed so hard that your butt plug was pushed out?
Asking for a friend, obviously.
Please add your own "have you ever" questions!
Mrs TMN x
Did you time it right for something, or someone, else to be slid in?
Jesus, alex, I don’t think my friend’s wank was that well choreographed!"
What, no additional dancing girls, lighting and full orchestra? |
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"…orgasmed so hard that your butt plug was pushed out?
Asking for a friend, obviously.
Please add your own "have you ever" questions!
Mrs TMN x
Did you time it right for something, or someone, else to be slid in?
Jesus, alex, I don’t think my friend’s wank was that well choreographed!
What, no additional dancing girls, lighting and full orchestra? "
Just the Bolshoi corps de ballet I think, and they don’t do anal unless they get paid extra. |
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"…orgasmed so hard that your butt plug was pushed out?
Asking for a friend, obviously.
Please add your own "have you ever" questions!
Mrs TMN x
Did you time it right for something, or someone, else to be slid in?
Jesus, alex, I don’t think my friend’s wank was that well choreographed!
What, no additional dancing girls, lighting and full orchestra?
Just the Bolshoi corps de ballet I think, and they don’t do anal unless they get paid extra."
'Those crazy Russians' as boney m once sang.
I'm now thinking of getting a foot job from a ballet dancer... Maybe not in this teams meeting though...
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"Been so horny when fucking that when you pulled out to cum on her pussy you over shot and hit her in the face n eye."
One time someone mistimed pulling out of my mouth to cum on my face and shot it straight up my nose.
I thought I was going to go blind, if not dead. |
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"Been so horny when fucking that when you pulled out to cum on her pussy you over shot and hit her in the face n eye.
One time someone mistimed pulling out of my mouth to cum on my face and shot it straight up my nose.
I thought I was going to go blind, if not dead."
At least your sinuses had a good rinse  |
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"Been so horny when fucking that when you pulled out to cum on her pussy you over shot and hit her in the face n eye.
One time someone mistimed pulling out of my mouth to cum on my face and shot it straight up my nose.
I thought I was going to go blind, if not dead.
At least your sinuses had a good rinse "
Surprised I don't have a Daniella Westbrook nose after that one. |
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"…orgasmed so hard that your butt plug was pushed out?
Asking for a friend, obviously.
Please add your own "have you ever" questions!
Mrs TMN x
Did you time it right for something, or someone, else to be slid in?
Jesus, alex, I don’t think my friend’s wank was that well choreographed!
What, no additional dancing girls, lighting and full orchestra?
Just the Bolshoi corps de ballet I think, and they don’t do anal unless they get paid extra.
'Those crazy Russians' as boney m once sang.
I'm now thinking of getting a foot job from a ballet dancer... Maybe not in this teams meeting though...
"
With the shoes on, right? |
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"Been so horny when fucking that when you pulled out to cum on her pussy you over shot and hit her in the face n eye.
One time someone mistimed pulling out of my mouth to cum on my face and shot it straight up my nose.
I thought I was going to go blind, if not dead.
At least your sinuses had a good rinse
Surprised I don't have a Daniella Westbrook nose after that one."
That load must have hit damn hard |
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"…orgasmed so hard that your butt plug was pushed out?
Asking for a friend, obviously.
Please add your own "have you ever" questions!
Mrs TMN x
Did you time it right for something, or someone, else to be slid in?
Jesus, alex, I don’t think my friend’s wank was that well choreographed!
What, no additional dancing girls, lighting and full orchestra?
Just the Bolshoi corps de ballet I think, and they don’t do anal unless they get paid extra.
'Those crazy Russians' as boney m once sang.
I'm now thinking of getting a foot job from a ballet dancer... Maybe not in this teams meeting though...
With the shoes on, right?"
Of course. I'm not a pervert |
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"Has anyone ever actually wiped their cock on the curtains? "
A zuffle yes, her mother's curtains too.
It was an emergency situation. They were supposed to be out for the weekend camping. But they pulled into the drive with the caravan. We were fucking in their bed, (she only had a single,,) I went to the curtains to check and it was them. Instinct took over.
There was an instant decision. I remembered reading zuffle in the Viz profanasaurus and I knew what had to be done. Her mum disapproved of me, because I was northern and working class. Even though she was originally from Bury, before going up in the world. I heard her voice in that condescending tone say 'this just won't do' and the decision was made. It felt very satisfying. |
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"Has anyone ever actually wiped their cock on the curtains?
A zuffle yes, her mother's curtains too.
It was an emergency situation. They were supposed to be out for the weekend camping. But they pulled into the drive with the caravan. We were fucking in their bed, (she only had a single,,) I went to the curtains to check and it was them. Instinct took over.
There was an instant decision. I remembered reading zuffle in the Viz profanasaurus and I knew what had to be done. Her mum disapproved of me, because I was northern and working class. Even though she was originally from Bury, before going up in the world. I heard her voice in that condescending tone say 'this just won't do' and the decision was made. It felt very satisfying. "
Surprised you didn't just use the inside of her pillow if she was that bad. |
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"Has anyone ever actually wiped their cock on the curtains?
A zuffle yes, her mother's curtains too.
It was an emergency situation. They were supposed to be out for the weekend camping. But they pulled into the drive with the caravan. We were fucking in their bed, (she only had a single,,) I went to the curtains to check and it was them. Instinct took over.
There was an instant decision. I remembered reading zuffle in the Viz profanasaurus and I knew what had to be done. Her mum disapproved of me, because I was northern and working class. Even though she was originally from Bury, before going up in the world. I heard her voice in that condescending tone say 'this just won't do' and the decision was made. It felt very satisfying.
Surprised you didn't just use the inside of her pillow if she was that bad."
I didn't have time, my gf was full on panicking. It was a split-second situation. |
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"Has anyone ever actually wiped their cock on the curtains?
A zuffle yes, her mother's curtains too.
It was an emergency situation. They were supposed to be out for the weekend camping. But they pulled into the drive with the caravan. We were fucking in their bed, (she only had a single,,) I went to the curtains to check and it was them. Instinct took over.
There was an instant decision. I remembered reading zuffle in the Viz profanasaurus and I knew what had to be done. Her mum disapproved of me, because I was northern and working class. Even though she was originally from Bury, before going up in the world. I heard her voice in that condescending tone say 'this just won't do' and the decision was made. It felt very satisfying.
Surprised you didn't just use the inside of her pillow if she was that bad.
I didn't have time, my gf was full on panicking. It was a split-second situation."
She can't have her mum knowing her girl is a slut for poor dick lol |
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"Has anyone ever actually wiped their cock on the curtains?
A zuffle yes, her mother's curtains too.
It was an emergency situation. They were supposed to be out for the weekend camping. But they pulled into the drive with the caravan. We were fucking in their bed, (she only had a single,,) I went to the curtains to check and it was them. Instinct took over.
There was an instant decision. I remembered reading zuffle in the Viz profanasaurus and I knew what had to be done. Her mum disapproved of me, because I was northern and working class. Even though she was originally from Bury, before going up in the world. I heard her voice in that condescending tone say 'this just won't do' and the decision was made. It felt very satisfying.
Surprised you didn't just use the inside of her pillow if she was that bad.
I didn't have time, my gf was full on panicking. It was a split-second situation.
She can't have her mum knowing her girl is a slut for poor dick lol"
Oh her mum was horrible to her, she'd have her in tears at the breakfast table.
She said to me: You will have separate rooms, I do not trust you and do try not to wipe your bottom on the towels after you shower.
I just smiled at her like: Trust me I'm fucking your daughter. |
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"Has anyone ever actually wiped their cock on the curtains?
A zuffle yes, her mother's curtains too.
It was an emergency situation. They were supposed to be out for the weekend camping. But they pulled into the drive with the caravan. We were fucking in their bed, (she only had a single,,) I went to the curtains to check and it was them. Instinct took over.
There was an instant decision. I remembered reading zuffle in the Viz profanasaurus and I knew what had to be done. Her mum disapproved of me, because I was northern and working class. Even though she was originally from Bury, before going up in the world. I heard her voice in that condescending tone say 'this just won't do' and the decision was made. It felt very satisfying.
Surprised you didn't just use the inside of her pillow if she was that bad.
I didn't have time, my gf was full on panicking. It was a split-second situation.
She can't have her mum knowing her girl is a slut for poor dick lol
Oh her mum was horrible to her, she'd have her in tears at the breakfast table.
She said to me: You will have separate rooms, I do not trust you and do try not to wipe your bottom on the towels after you shower.
I just smiled at her like: Trust me I'm fucking your daughter. "
Amazing what you'll put up with when your getting some hot tight pussy |
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"Has anyone ever actually wiped their cock on the curtains?
A zuffle yes, her mother's curtains too.
It was an emergency situation. They were supposed to be out for the weekend camping. But they pulled into the drive with the caravan. We were fucking in their bed, (she only had a single,,) I went to the curtains to check and it was them. Instinct took over.
There was an instant decision. I remembered reading zuffle in the Viz profanasaurus and I knew what had to be done. Her mum disapproved of me, because I was northern and working class. Even though she was originally from Bury, before going up in the world. I heard her voice in that condescending tone say 'this just won't do' and the decision was made. It felt very satisfying.
Surprised you didn't just use the inside of her pillow if she was that bad.
I didn't have time, my gf was full on panicking. It was a split-second situation.
She can't have her mum knowing her girl is a slut for poor dick lol
Oh her mum was horrible to her, she'd have her in tears at the breakfast table.
She said to me: You will have separate rooms, I do not trust you and do try not to wipe your bottom on the towels after you shower.
I just smiled at her like: Trust me I'm fucking your daughter.
Amazing what you'll put up with when your getting some hot tight pussy"
You do me a disservice sir. I was deeply besotted with her, in addition to her pussy. |
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"Has anyone ever actually wiped their cock on the curtains?
A zuffle yes, her mother's curtains too.
It was an emergency situation. They were supposed to be out for the weekend camping. But they pulled into the drive with the caravan. We were fucking in their bed, (she only had a single,,) I went to the curtains to check and it was them. Instinct took over.
There was an instant decision. I remembered reading zuffle in the Viz profanasaurus and I knew what had to be done. Her mum disapproved of me, because I was northern and working class. Even though she was originally from Bury, before going up in the world. I heard her voice in that condescending tone say 'this just won't do' and the decision was made. It felt very satisfying.
Surprised you didn't just use the inside of her pillow if she was that bad.
I didn't have time, my gf was full on panicking. It was a split-second situation.
She can't have her mum knowing her girl is a slut for poor dick lol
Oh her mum was horrible to her, she'd have her in tears at the breakfast table.
She said to me: You will have separate rooms, I do not trust you and do try not to wipe your bottom on the towels after you shower.
I just smiled at her like: Trust me I'm fucking your daughter.
Amazing what you'll put up with when your getting some hot tight pussy
You do me a disservice sir. I was deeply besotted with her, in addition to her pussy."
I apologise sir
But good pussy does have that affect lol |
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"Did it ricochet around the room?
Also asking for a friend. Do we have the same friend 
Apparently it was like a pinball machine.
New high score??
69696969"
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Very well. No, I have not ever orgasmed so hard that my buttplug flew out.
I have, however, done that thing when fucking a woman from behind where you hold a thumb on the end of her buttplug to make sure that doesn’t happen. (And to give it a little jiggle from time to time for fun.) |
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"…orgasmed so hard that your butt plug was pushed out?
Asking for a friend, obviously.
Please add your own "have you ever" questions!
Mrs TMN x"
I actually sucked a butt plug into me when I used it last time .
Needless to say I was relieved I could fish it out! |
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By (user no longer on site) 33 weeks ago
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"…orgasmed so hard that your butt plug was pushed out?
Asking for a friend, obviously.
Please add your own "have you ever" questions!
Mrs TMN x"
Let’s Fuck and find out. |
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"Has anyone ever actually wiped their cock on the curtains?
A zuffle yes, her mother's curtains too.
It was an emergency situation. They were supposed to be out for the weekend camping. But they pulled into the drive with the caravan. We were fucking in their bed, (she only had a single,,) I went to the curtains to check and it was them. Instinct took over.
There was an instant decision. I remembered reading zuffle in the Viz profanasaurus and I knew what had to be done. Her mum disapproved of me, because I was northern and working class. Even though she was originally from Bury, before going up in the world. I heard her voice in that condescending tone say 'this just won't do' and the decision was made. It felt very satisfying.
Surprised you didn't just use the inside of her pillow if she was that bad.
I didn't have time, my gf was full on panicking. It was a split-second situation.
She can't have her mum knowing her girl is a slut for poor dick lol
Oh her mum was horrible to her, she'd have her in tears at the breakfast table.
She said to me: You will have separate rooms, I do not trust you and do try not to wipe your bottom on the towels after you shower.
I just smiled at her like: Trust me I'm fucking your daughter.
Amazing what you'll put up with when your getting some hot tight pussy
You do me a disservice sir. I was deeply besotted with her, in addition to her pussy.
I apologise sir
But good pussy does have that affect lol"
No problem at all, you make a valid point. |
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"Yes. Yes I have. That's why a hook is superior! 
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Did poo come out?
No! Fucksake Pickle.
I recommend douching.  "
With one of those water flossers?
Don’t worry, I don’t do bum stuff. And if I did, I don’t think I’d bottom. Do I give off bottom vibes? |
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