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I tell people I can do this but I can't
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When I first started talking to doughnut many moons ago, I told him I was a girl gamer to look more attractive, I came unstuck when he asked what my favourite game was and I said halo, he then asked me which one, so there I was asking my ex husband which the best one was, I think doughnut got a hard on there and then and asked me to marry him lol.
I fessed up in the end, I can't play games, I get motion sickness, sims is the best I can do. |
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"When I first started talking to doughnut many moons ago, I told him I was a girl gamer to look more attractive, I came unstuck when he asked what my favourite game was and I said halo, he then asked me which one, so there I was asking my ex husband which the best one was, I think doughnut got a hard on there and then and asked me to marry him lol.
I fessed up in the end, I can't play games, I get motion sickness, sims is the best I can do."
The betrayal still hurts  |
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-Cook rice "
Get a rice cooker, it'll change your life! Doesnt have to be fancy, cheap one is fine. I *can* cook rice, but since getting one I would not be without it, when it breaks I'll be replacing it same day  |
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By *TG3Man 37 weeks ago
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-Cook rice
Get a rice cooker, it'll change your life! Doesnt have to be fancy, cheap one is fine. I *can* cook rice, but since getting one I would not be without it, when it breaks I'll be replacing it same day "
thought you were gonna say fly |
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By *usurrusCouple 37 weeks ago
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"Vault the pommel horse "
Fred, technically you swing or circle on the pommel horse. This is where you have been going wrong. The vault refers to simply getting onto it - usually with panache and skill. However, from a certain perspective, just falling onto it also counts as vaulting it.
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-Cook rice
Get a rice cooker, it'll change your life! Doesnt have to be fancy, cheap one is fine. I *can* cook rice, but since getting one I would not be without it, when it breaks I'll be replacing it same day "
I have a microwave container that does the same thing, hopefully one of those things that will be with me forever. For white rice, add x of rice, 2x of water, put the lid on, 12 minutes. (Brown rice takes longer) |
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Remember stuff. "No need to write it down, I'll remember that".
I have the attention span of a goldfish with head trauma; I'm not going to remember it.
I don't consider it a lie though, since when I say I will remember I genuinely believe it in spite of a lifetime of evidence to the contrary. |
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"Ride a bike.
I can't. At all. Never learnt how to. It's too late to do so now.
I think I've only told two people I can but it's such a lie it deserves to be in here."
Meli, it's never too late to learn to ride a bike, I was taught when I was about 36. I was never very good at it though. |
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"Ride a bike.
I can't. At all. Never learnt how to. It's too late to do so now.
I think I've only told two people I can but it's such a lie it deserves to be in here."
I recently started to ride a bike after not having touched one for 40 years. I fell off a lot but you get it in the end. |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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"Suck cock 
I'm sure there's alot of patient men on here willing to volunteer for practise
Be patient especially lack of BJ skills….how hard can it be? 
Harder if it's not hard. "
That’s where I’m going wrong I reckon. They’re never hard around me. |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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"Suck cock
I'm sure there's alot of patient men on here willing to volunteer for practise
Be patient especially lack of BJ skills….how hard can it be?
Harder if it's not hard. "
Mmmm interesting point but that’s never been the issue. Not yet anyway but I am not getting any younger….pass the Viagra |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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"Suck cock
I'm sure there's alot of patient men on here willing to volunteer for practise
Be patient especially lack of BJ skills….how hard can it be?
Harder if it's not hard.
That’s where I’m going wrong I reckon. They’re never hard around me. "
Either a change in perfume or men is in order |
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